>walk in you room
>see this
what do?
>walk in you room
>see this
what do?
Preferably? Fuck her.
Realistically? Ask who the fuck she is and why she's in my bed. Then hopefully fuck her.
Burn the sheets... while she’s on them.
Whoops wrong house
cuddle
Toss watermelon for distraction whilst I tie an arbitrary noose for m'lady.
Ask where my blanket is? And why she isn't using it?
Looks fucking cold in my room wtf?
Turn 360*
Leave
Probe her vagina with my dick only to see if she stole and hid stuff from my room in there.
agreed
dial 911
another nigger broke in my house
Would fuck her, obviously. And being in the middle of nowhere, I wouldn't need her permission.
youre facing the same direction though
Would love to breed her so i probably would breed her.
But only after a long talk which made us fall in love.
Fuck
This thread is dumb and you should feel dumb
hello newfriend
"Whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaw whoaawwwww... Who are you ?"
That's the most adorable anwser in this thread !
Thank you user for i am picturing you two cuddling and BOI dis is Qt ! uwu...
This works.
Nose dive into her beautiful chocolate ass
Walk back out. Worry about getting robbed. Wrong neighborhood.
Marry her, I don't care what color she is that face and body are perfection. Anyone saying otherwise is a faggot
My girlfriend is a cute black girl so we'd probably have a threesome. Aww yea boi.
Secks
Colonize
Go looking for her buttplug with my lips