Actual funny YLYL thread

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Ok boomer

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lost

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how the fuck did i lose to this shit

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I really really really like this image

youtube.com/watch?v=GBeOGHxhwt0

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This happened in NZ. The comedian who did it was charged with wasting police time.

>Actual funny YLYL thread.
>ONLY post shit you've actually lost to
>starts with insufferable cringe
off to a good start...

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Spotted the weak white boii

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who cares, cops still got epically trolled

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b8 harder

change the last pic to a nigger getting beaten up and it's perfect

>they're just like everyone else tho!

LOL

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why the fuck are we not funding this?

seriously tho if you're that guy, go fuck yourself

Living in a state where gambling is legal I can safely say I've never had this happen to me.

Live in on the east side and it will happen eventually.

Lost and saved.

As a qualified electrical engineer... I can confirm this would not work

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Nothing funny about being this autistic.

This is some next level niggertry at work

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Not funny or clever

Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
You:
Nothing funny about being this autistic.

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Thanks, Lori

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epic

Yes it would and it already does.
Keep living a lie retard

Fuck off with your tumbler Shit faggot

Lost

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>excuse me sir but why is your apple floating?
>nevermind here's $5

Ive always found this gif funny but it irritates me that its fake. When it zooms out hes still shaking the coons hands

No, it's normal nigger behaviour

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Imagine being this triggered on /b.
Haven't you got to be at a vegan rally somewhere.

>Imagine being this triggered on /b.
>Haven't you got to be at a vegan rally somewhere.

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It’s off by a decade

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That guy did actually get charged for it IIRC

Almost as bad as those assholes that stay at the register and scratch them all off then turn in the winners for more all while you wait.

Savage

Fucking newfags

I had a 2 digit number that was not my age, instead of a 3 digit number with the last 2 digits being my age.

pretty sure this wouldn't work

Same

same

What a fucking idiot.
Obviously it would work, but it would be to dangerous and there's no way of coming back down unless you plummet to earth.
That's why no one is doing it.
Stay educated you idiots.

No shit Einstein

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again copy and paste your little angry Banana comment response and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just entered the text. Oh, and we all know the response. The "epic" guy angry about the Banana picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you type it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums pretending to be a guy angry about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag reactor NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THERE HE IS. THERE HE GOES AGAIN." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

It's part of the show, basically every handshake is 1 of about 2 stock footage handshakes badly edited in, no matter what he was wearing or which direction he approached from or which sex the other shaker was.

Helium is fucking expensive

Heh, had that book

Yes it would, too many dumb fucks these days.
That's why the world is going to Shit, because of people like these.This 100% true

but he bought the apple before injecting it

>via 9gag.com
can you exit via 700 pound mans ass suffocating you please

you buy the helium from the free money that the cashier gives you. it's simple economics retard

this changes everything

I think that’s the same person that does it and has been doing it for 12ish years
Pretty sure they are Romanian too.

You are correct sir.

Or the fuckers that go to drive thru liquor stores to get an entire party worth of beer while everyone else is there for a pack of smokes or bottle of whiskey and holds up the line for 25 minutes because they're too fucking lazy to get out and carry it to their car themselves.

my answer was 15
I don’t masturbate anymore
you fucked up

But, it says he already bought the Apple before he put the helium in...

>I don’t masturbate anymore

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You have to speculate to accumulate. No one ever got rich without investing something

I don’t lmao
I haven’t got a sex drive because of medication
I can’t even remember the last time I got an erection

I only know how to masturbate. Does that help?

Are you ok?

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Ltierally PA.

wtf happened to 3a?

Do yourself a favor and rub one out today. It is about time you try and get the pole working again.

I like it too

You misused it, but thanks for your help, faggy

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Where the fuck do you get 12 years? 2 max.

I see where this guy is coming from, it's better when u put salt in the water

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fucking wish gas stations had self service like in shops

Why can't Cred Forums assemble a good YLYL any more?
Is it climate change?
Is Putin posting shit memes to destroy humour in the USA?
Has evolution eliminated laughter?

WHAT THE FUCK?

Here, I'm posting this, why? Because it is just a little bit FUNNY.

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The water pressure on the seal would exceed the bouancy of the balloons you cretinous imbecile

Fucking animals,Africa should be a zoo

just use a sign to hold off the water.

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reddit faggots migration crisis

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No user, it's not funny in the slightest bit. Whatsoever. This is facebook tier at best. I'm sorry to say but your ylyl game is as weak as everyone else here

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Wow, you're such a cool cop. So in touch with humor. Please fucking kill yourself you faggot traffic cop. I hope a nigger shoots you.

sadly i have to agree with your on this one

killing jews?

Skyrim: Europe 2020

Right back at ya, pal

Oi lads, I got an idea, last ylyl was fucking great with all the green texts the one user was posting, maybe we should try and do the same?

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>Skyrim: Europe 2020

How the fuck can Skyrim be in Europe you retard?

Would have made sense if you said Elder Scrolls: Europe

But still wouldn't have been funny

Folk religion, nigger or not, is no more or less retarded than whatever the fuck Mike Pence is.

You were new.

Got 16, I'm 27.

>quickly scan image
>see titigon
>read titty-gone
>lose

i am weak in my drunkenness

For real though, if you stick them in your ears, it can clog them up with earwax and cause a really painful ear infection. Your ears will naturally expel earwax on their own.

Fucking hell I lost so hard

got 24, I'm 34

didn't lose, but i like it nonetheless

Both forces would act on the person in an equal but opposite way. The magnet could have the pulling strength of an F-150, but you would have to extert that same amount of force downward into the metal plate with your legs to keep the magnets from sticking to it.

Ok boomer

Mock me all you want, at least I actually got to meet Hitler

explain this one then, genius

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Can someone please post that "am I retarded" gif where the guy looks in the mirror?

Like you know how the fuck magnets work

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KEK

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Niggers nigging

whites did far worse in the viking / pagan age you racist fuck

lol

Lost lol

Could this actually work?

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Untrue

yes. the jews have been hiding it for decades

Ok boomer

actually why it shouldnt work

This

not really

Because the air filled balls floating up won't have the power to pull the balls through a sealed waterproof entry point

Yeah, over a thousand years ago.
We have evolved since then.

it says the seal stops the water but lets the balls threw. can't you fucking read?

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They had butchery rituals they didn't just flop it on the ground and have at it, certianly wasn't worse nigger

They still need to get through it, which would require them being pulled through, there's no way a water tight entry point could allow big balls of air though effortlessly without losing the water

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>threw
Niggas don't know trollphysics nor basic spelling rules

ya i guess water pressure wont allow new ball to enter the tank cuz theres air under it
or i dunno

Do you see all the balls above that one ball? That's alot of ball force, certianly enough to overcome the sphincter. Fill with helium just to be sure though.

Why do people stand there and wait for their food like this insead of sitting down? I always think they're waiting in line

I came here to laugh and lose but there's no funny stories

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It would, but you'd need a lot more power than you're getting from just the air balls alone

this

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MFW I'm a fucking retard that argues with people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum about obvious trollery

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Helium

put helium / hydrogen in balls

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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You're here forever too.

Kek

Ask and ye shall receive. Or don't ask and get it anyway. Whatever

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That's the antithesis of free energy and not helpful.

OC

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fukkin lost....

Since when have these threads been filled with normie trash they found on FB? Jesus Christ, get your shit together cunts

but those balls on left gonna fly up and ruin effect

You need to go back

Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
You:
>Since when have these threads been filled with normie trash they found on FB? Jesus Christ, get your shit together cunts

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Is this hell?

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Lololol I need to tag Diane she'd love this

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Kangz

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whites over a thousand years ago were more advanced than niggers today, kek

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whats going on with those bikes they hypnotize niggers to steal them

I'm 11 years younger now.

WHat is this faggotry... go back to facebook.

Not laugh
Didn't funny

What show?

Well now i've seen everything. I've completed the internet.

>if I pulled you over
BE QUIET AND CONTINUE TO PROVIDE THE GOVERNMENT WITH REVENUE BY PREYING ON CITIZENS

Same here

where the fuck do people expect funny content to come from?

No

Too little force

Kek

>using a facebook/twitter meme
Get the fuck out.

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I only post the best memes found on r/memes

You ever been to a Cumberland farms? It's literally the holy pilgrimage site for faggot retards like this.

Every night I get up to go to work and it's always the one time I'm running late that some fat, smelly, ugly piece of shit will go buy 70 of them, meanwhile the fucking retarded old bitch working the other register just sits there counting change the entire time

This thread sucks

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Go back faggot nigger

Seen it before, but still lost

oy vey are you suggesting the beautiful African race hasn’t evolved at all?

Found the bernout

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Lost hard, saved.

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77?

40 years off faggot

kek, all you newfags got epically trolled!

seething negroid found

Got 13 - I'm 23

Nah just some blue haired tranny probably, Spelling is too good

I know that feel. I want to see some fucking glaze.

could be, those faggots are even worse than niggers

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I came to laugh but all I got was ragecomics, racists and people arguing about politics.

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i'm not even gay and this made my dick hard

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It's like you got rid of the ifunny watermark and made it worse

Why would that be a sin

cuz u gay

I like it too

I HAVE THE SUPERIOR WAY OF MAKING HOT DOGS, FUCK YOU

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go back to 9fag then

youtu.be/XcaJ94fM4Q0

wrong, microwave.

Are you a scientists? No?
The shut the fuck up

fucking lost

Not the guy your respondig to
I’m a sientist and I say it woud work

cringe and millennialtarded

t. zoomer

how am I six years old

good to see you finally found where you belong, avatarfag

what the hell

Maybe you're a *democratic* socialist

you can buy the same apple multiple times, user

How is this funny? God damn zoomer.

Why it’s just a banana? Been posted here a million times newfag

I bet it hurt stuffing em in his butt

quoting Sseth?
KOREAN basket weaving forum.

I wanna cumm on daisys pitts

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This is some real Niggernometry...

nigresses gonna nigresses

No VR needed. FPV goggles are all you need.

Absolute legend.

Lmao this is beautiful.
Nigger stole, nigger got slapped by the pavement.

you can't eat while driving nigger

did not lose, but lost my shit from rage

I laughed, then i looked at the filename and i cringe, you are a roller coaster of emotions user

I don't think Waluigi hentai porn was around during the holocaust.

Muslim's still work the slave trade, so you're partially correct

OC

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> The Democratic Debate

Lost

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Fucking epic.

Lol I got 9, I'm 29

got 28
im 16

Further proof

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Kek'd

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>YOU ARE BLOCKED!?!

>sensible chuckle

Balls deep

I have bad news for you, fag.

That's not true and you know it. Gosh!

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I really dont think I would be capable of browsing Cred Forums

v&

is this how russians are born? I heard they hatch from eggs

you are onto something, user

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9gag is surprisingly okay, they hate blacks and jews but say that on reddit amd you'll get banned

Kek'd

Can't beat a simple rage comic

Cops dubs.

I talked to a cop a few days ago because my car was locked behind a gate and I needed to get it out. After brainstorming, he said he's leaving so he doesn't have to tell me what *not* to do, but if he gets a call about a black guy walking around a closed dealership he will know it's me and ignore it.

He was cool, but I had to throw my weed away before meeting up with him. I didn't know if he'd want to search my shit and I'm not going to jail over some crumbs.

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LOL I'm already banned from a shitton of reddit boards, I don't even bother going there anymore. Worse than fucking tumblr or imgur (B& off both of those also)

Yeah I thought the same thing. There is a shortage happening now, too

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The system will be equilibrium and not move. The force to enter the water chamber through the seal is more than the force of the air rising.

If you heat the air at the bottom, it might work.

Any closed system needs outside input to create force.

Gravity is not enough, unless it's a falling weight generator, but then you have to lift it back up (outside force)

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Trannies learned about exit bag kits.

Source? More devils fucking chicks?

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Wtf how is hillary not in jail for this stuff?

(((Guess)))

He’s tall for his height though

Why hire pussies for a man job?

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