You’re on Bejor and this guy slaps your gfs ass

You’re on Bejor and this guy slaps your gfs ass.
Wat do?

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Ask him if he wants to double team her with Sisco

>Wat do?
Set phasers to rape

Decapitate him and use his forehead as my heroin spoon.

Throw out of nearest airlock

Say if you leave her alone, I'll help you pown Dukat.

Bastard stole my Space Australia.

Is my GF Kira or Dax?

This is the only correct answer

Let’s say Dax

Hook him up with a trill who is a male worm in a female body, hide a camera, and then threaten to release the pics of him fucking a tranny.

I woud make a hole in that forehead vagina of his and fuck it eventually im mean im just a human to, ye

Wishing I was not on Bajor, but lost in the delta quadrant... so i’d be stuck in a good show

>Wat do?
Nothing. He's fitting me for a new suit.

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Well yeah, Voyager was a better show in some ways but in others DS9 was clearly superior

Hope I'm not a Romulan ambassador carrying a forged holotape falsley describing the Dominions plans to attack Romulus after they wipe the federation.

>dax
Which one?

i challenge him to a lightsaber duel

Finally a good thread.

I lock him in a small, dark room. Boom, devastation.

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nice

i'd hook that bloody cardi right in the gabber

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Slap his and add a squeeze, then wait for the tent to sprout in his pants and invite him and my gf to a holo session at Quark's.

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knock him out and put him in my space shuttle trunk.
drop him off on rura penthe

>bejor
Fuckin idiot

Beat me to it

You're a pussy; you're not knocking out Garak.

Every faggot in this thread would get his ass soundly whipped by Garak. He'd make you cry like the little bitches that you are


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NIGGERS

Chicken dinner?

When you don't know that Garak is a super spy and assassin in the streets, but a bi power bottom and cumslut in the sheets, you say silly things like this.

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you'd be ok on rura penthe.
girls don't get to do mining

Garak was like a deep state assassin turned tailor on a federation controlled cardassian asteroid mining platform.
Garak would never slap a girlfriends ass.

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Garak just wanted to chill and make clothes.
He was a top tier assassin who wanted to quit so he just hid.
Doubt he would be going around slapping asses.

He wanted to go home, he settled on making clothes.

cardassian man bad

Kat Dennings Katherine Litwack
Winona Ryder Winona Horowitz
Natalie Portman Neta'Lee Hershlag
Olivia Wilde Olivia Cockburn
Michael Caine Maurice Micklewhite
Charlie Sheen Carlos Irwin Estévez

you are now a prisoner of the dominion

Close and lock the door
Watch him cruble under his crippling claustrophobia

I don't know what's going on but I would let him have her if I can caress his face whenever I want

TOS phaser. Ionize into vapor.

Underrated and checked