Bro, I can't tell you how many times I have got a pool ball stuck up my ass. You just need a homie with good lungs to stuck that shit out of you or could try a vacuum.
I call bullshit. Nobody is that stupid. Are they? Reminds me of a rekt post a couple of days ago where a couple of doctors were trying to get a giant butt plug out of some dudes ass. Nasty as fuck!
Take laxatives and try to poo real hard. >And poast pics of the cracked toilet with a cueball rolling around in there
Jace White
Calm down about it. The cue ball is made of acrylic resin and it's not likely to contain alot of poison . People use the material to store food in and stuff also. babies eat acrylic pellets and shit em out without dying. just pig out today on your favorite foods and it will come out with a big shit.
Nicholas Hughes
I mean it fit in so obviously it will come out. Take some muscle relaxers and just chill
Adam Nelson
That's a good point user. I heard about people bleeding to death from wounds inflicted by a shattered toilet.
Jace Garcia
This (plus the laxatives.) The cueball went in there, there's nothing stopping it from coming out except for your own pussification. You had a "grand" time shoving it in there, why does the reversal of this process pose such a dilemma?
Easton Murphy
You could try sucking it out of your ass with a pump. But you’re probably gonna have to go the hospital. Have fun being judged by the nurses for being an enormous faggot.
hes got a point, just get yourself to the hospital
Nathaniel Hughes
a) Forget the ball for a bit and work on loosening your ass with your fingers and/or your biggest toys. When you've rested your muscles and you're gaping wide, give it another push.
b) Again, once gaping, slide a sandwich bag over it. If the bag has a zipper, remove it first. Then use your fingers to stuff it up one side of the ball, hook it over, and use that to pull it out.
Jordan Ortiz
Think I am going to go slam some four loco and eat pickled sausages.
>If this thread stays alive long enough for this thing to find its own way I will sell on Mercari
I've had bigger stuck up there. One time I had to push out so hard I blew up like a billion capillaries in my face and upper body and they were red for a few days. Learned my lesson since then. But yeah it sounds like it's in ur sigmoid and that's not easy to get it out of. U just gotta push so hard u almost pass out lol
Adam Gutierrez
>b) Again, once gaping, slide a sandwich bag over it. If the bag has a zipper, remove it first. Then use your fingers to stuff it up one side of the ball, hook it over, and use that to pull it out.
>I regret putting the ball in my ass bro if thats what youre looking for. >yep >it's Cred Forums
Justin Robinson
>this
Sort of scared to go on pushing like a titan. I may do some irreparable damage, i mean more so than whats already been done.
Asher Gomez
guess you live and you learn.
next time ziplock your cue ball in advance and let the end dangle out. budget anal beads innit.
Mason Price
> I tried putting the plug in and inflating to a little larger than the ball and forcing a contraction hoping as the plug was ejected the ball would slide out also.