Roll for a random superpower

Roll for a random superpower

0 - Super Strength
>You can lift over 100x your own body weight and your skin is damn near bulletproof
1 - Super Speed
>Run at well over the sleed of sound without causing yourself bodily harm
2 - Flight
>Wings are optional but hella cool
3 - Invisibility
>You can become fully invisible to the naked eye, provided you arent wearing clothes. Does not include prosplthetics.
4 - Size Manipulation
>You can shrink to the size of an insect without damaging your body
5 - Underwater Mastery
>You can breath underwater and speak to marine animals.
6 - Telepathy and Mind Reading
>You can hear the thoughts of anyone around you, selectively, and even speak to them through thought alone. Limited to roughly 20 yards
7 - Pyrokenesis
>You can create flames from thin air and manipulate fire into raging infernos
8 - Shapeshifter
>You can transform your appearance into any living creature you have physically touched, other humans included.
9 - Weather Lord
>Take control of mother nature by conjuring storms of all kinds for your own amusement
Dubs - Time Travel
>You can travel back and forth along your own timeline at will, to any point you have previously or will eventually exist
Trips - Immortality
>Live forever bruh

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the only thing i'm rolling is this fat joint my guy

just kidding, i'm too poor to afford weed. fml

Not sure immortality is a good thing tho

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I roll for size manipulation, in order to specifically shrink down body parts with extreme precision and pretend I'm skinny and attractive.

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Immortality is pretty lack luster

So now I'm gonna fuck my 15 year old gf

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Not what I wanted, but could have been worse.

Oh god

Rolling for shapeshifter, I must know how a girl COOOOOMS

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roll for speed

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I shall rahl, my Cred Forumsrothers.

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Rrrrrooolllllll

>gets super strength x2
>can practically pull the COOM from his balls with two fingers

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Not bad either, now I can COOM forever

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My superpower is eating an enormous amount of penis

x2 strength and time travel? I can beat off my own dick from the moment I'm born

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Using my super strength to strangle two niggs at once. Lift me off the ground and hit their skulls together like a cartoon

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>drumkfag

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Rolly Polly

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Super

I hope you all have a wonderful day

Yuga

I can travel to time already, one second at time to the future.

i will only use mine for being a dick.

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Mm that's actually cool

Roll, gonna reply with what I do with my new power

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Get as many people to vote Bernie as possible.
Then browse Cred Forums to defend Bernie

got autism so im good.

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rolling for shapeshifter

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Come on magic 8

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Kneel before me, Can-Die-On-Demand-Man.

why not

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My flesh is forever!

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Rolling for invisibility

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Gowonen

Time travel BOIII

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dope but not what i wanted.

roll for 6 or 8 for deviant sexual reasons

immortality is the worst punishment
living to the end of the universe and being unable to die, alone in a heat death, paradoxically keeping the universe alive but constantly ending

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Anything but trips

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Warum ist das Monster

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Rolly Polly

Damn, so close to 666! Live forever as a demon!

fuck it

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