Discuss Your Donuts

I was Rugrat fighting with my best friend. I choose Tommy, but his favorite was Chuckie. We got kinda out of hand and starting pushing each other around. His little sister (sort of a Lil type) walked into the room and got in the way. I accidentally bumped into her and she fell back, hit her head on the TV. Broke the monitor and probably hurt her too. Knocked her unconscious. I panicked and ran out. Nobody knew I was there, and I paid another friend of ours to say I was with him all afternoon, so my first friend would have to explain the situation all by himself.

I took care of an elderly woman when I was in high school. She was going through cancer hospice and just needed someone to clean the place while she waited for death to come.

A nurse would come by and get her medications out of her medicine cabinet, because she was too sick to do so and because if she took too much, it would kill her. The poor woman was shitting herself trying to get to the bathroom. At first I was just pissed, then I realized how much she hated her life.

Mostly, she just wanted someone to talk to, to take her mind off the fact all her friends were dead, her husband was dead, and shit for her was going to get a lot worse. As in, staring in the ceiling in pain for months worse.

I talked to my pastor. "Letting someone be in pain when you could do something about it isn't what Jesus would want, right?"

"Yes, user." He said. "The bible says, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for Me.'"

I don't think he understood what I was asking until much later.

I told her I could get her medicine for her, I said some bullshit about 'giving her enough to make the pain stop.'

Her eyes brightened for one of the few times I saw her, Cred Forums.

I prayed with her one last time, got the pills, gave her enough to make sure and a glass of water. Once she'd taken them, she told me to lock the door behind me and run.

They all thought it was a suicide. That she managed to get downstairs, get the pills, and take them. I was just a "good young man".

God forgive me.

God isn't real, fyi.

>Inb4 all the gay erotica stories

I'm dating an older women right now. Had a chance today to go through her daughters room, helped myself to her dirty laundry. Sniffing a pair of used panties right now.

how to brainwash and rape people

change

"your mother is"
"your father is"
"your son is"

etc

in a sense of belief

go ahead and sell it, its from the !NSA

welcome to the red pill

signed

the fallen unidef (they sent me to prison 2:( )

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These days, I only fap to dicks. Women will get me hard, but a dick will help me actually finish. Otherwise, it will be a trash-nut.

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You did what Gods will. He tested you, you made the grade. To show mercy, true mercy is the closest to God medicine can get. You've nothing to be ashamed of, now you've confessed. Your heart is now circumcized, your mettle tested and shown to be good. You spared a helpless victim of Pain and agony, truly God's work of mercy and love.

You are a better follower of Faith than most, yet humble and uncertain. Let go of that shame, that's the world trying to judge you despite God having already found you worthy.
Be at peace. She is.

several times i have bedded women i met on craigslist under the guise of being a "donor" and impregnating them
long after i was medically confirmed sterile after having a vasectomy

My therapist says its good to talk about this shit, buy theres noone I feel comfortable talking about it with other than here, so I keep coming back like its gonna do something.

I have been in a relationship with my sister for the last 25 years. She was diagnosed with cancer as a kid and had the tumors removed. She was in remission for 40 years. They found more tumors in her belly a few months ago and she startec chemo this week.

Shes my sister, my best friend, and my lover. Ive know no other woman and I WANT no other woman. But I might loose her soon.

Fuck my life to hell.

I love my girlfriend. Shes my everything. Shes told me she wants to marry me and I want to marry her. But i've started to be depressed again recently and she thinks its her fault. Im spiraling further and further into it because its like im hurting the one i love most. Thinking about ending it all cause she has all my accounts and will do stuff with them i hope. Ive left her a good set of friends and stuff.

Horseshit. user murdered a woman. Way he tells it, it wasn't even assisted suicide, but he lied to her to give her a lethal dose she didn't even ask for. You don't have the right to take someone else's life just because you don't think it's worth living. God will forgive you, , but don't let any smooth talkers convince that you did no wrong.

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I’m in a sexual and romantic relationship with my twin sister.

>inb4 Lannister jokes

I killed the neighbor’s dog when I was younger because it would not shut the fuck up at night.

I only use /b when shitting

I sold my grandfather’s medals and war memorabilia for drinking money. Also sold the gold cross necklace my mother gifted me when I was baptized.

I actually like Creed, and Nickelback is o-k in small doses.

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Story?

She’s cheating on you

I bet you like to suck dick while being railed in the ass.

I'm a ridiculous fucking cuck and coomer who jerks off to cuck captions/porn constantly.

I convinced my boyfriend to have an open relationship because I don't feel as attracted to him as I used to. Also because he refuses to do oral on me. He doesn't know those are the reasons though.

>Seeing Joker with my friend
>He gets a medium fountain drink
>Takes his cup over to the machine
>He isn't sure what to get
>I dare him to try mixing all the sodas together in one cup
>He does it

Tits or gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=I9k7PwW123A&feature=youtu.be&t=324

haha i have 100% certainty that it isnt true due to both our unique circumstances

has he actually succeeded in fucking anyone yet? I won't even ask if you have, because it's so easy for girls.

Gf is Asian and I've got massive yellow fever. Run into an ex gf (white) and she tells me "I'm so glad you're not one of those weirdo only dates Asian guys"

When did I say I was a girl?

Also yes he has multiple times. Me not so much. Backfired a bit.

Gay?
then please be a hero and hurry up

You shouldn't call it "yellow fever", as that's offensive.

Fuck off nigger

*an hero. faggot

I used to suck a guy's dick I met on Craigslist while he perved to creepy shit on his laptop. Like, really pervy shit he could have gotten fucked for. I didn't care.

Don't be a jerk. Nobody thinks you're a badass for saying "nigger" on Cred Forums. I'm just asking for a little more kindness. Asian women don't like to be objectified as "yellow fever". That's degrading, both to them and to the guy, as it's making it sound more like a disease than love.

How old?

Nigger

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to be fair sexual attraction =/= love

Thank!

20, three months from 21. Still living at home. I was 35 at the time, but she still dug me.

For godssake man I can smell the soi from you.

Thanks*

I met a girl in a chat room but she was 13

I'm thinking about proposing to my gf

Oh no. You called me a soiboy. Now I have to surrender to your racist views. This fucking guy.

She cheats

Chick pussy is like a child’s pussy but hairy

I like trapping and being called cute and I'm a nazi.

>Oh no. You called me a soiboy. Now I have to surrender to your racist views. This fucking guy

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Please don't have sex with children

Chink children?

And the soijack. What's the point? You know you're not being original. You know it's not funny or productive. You know I'm not devestated just looking at the cliche. Why not do something new?

>And the soijack. What's the point? You know you're not being original. You know it's not funny or productive. You know I'm not devestated just looking at the cliche. Why not do something new?

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>greentexts some random user verbatim
>posts liberalwojackdankmeme.bmp
nice dude

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okay, you’re not exactly wrong but look where we are. gotta pick your battles, friend.

I found out a buddy of mine is fucking his younger sister. He came to me with laptop go fix, he went to grab both of us a beer from fridge while I was checking his laptop. I found folder full of nude pictures of his sister. He returns shortly after and I confronted him. Apparently he was fucking her for few years. Guy begged me not to tell anyone.

Fuck off you faithless know nothing worthless piece of shit. God hates losers like you that presume to judge over His good works.
You've been tested, and failed. Yet another rejected sword scrapped next to His anvil. God relieves our suffering, arrogant faithless filth like you force suffering into this world.

Not very Christian of you

Any children. I mean seriously a childs virgin vagina can't safely take an adult prnis. Its much better to take them anally since that is more pliable and used to stretching. Anal sex is easier to train them for less painful and more fun for both of you.

And she agreed to fuck you?

Ha, fair point.

The Faithless require correction.

I'm faithless? I'm PRESUMPTOUS, and that's coming from someone who believes God is testing us, wanting to kill anyone who's suffering. That's a pretty arrogant assumption, don't you think? How can you tell who God wants to kill and who he wants to live, you literal psychopath?

listen u sick some of a bitch. u dont betray a Cred Forumsros trust like that and so fucken what hes fucking his sister.. shes gonna take dick anyways.. might as well cum from someone she loves..

oh yeah.. tits or get the fuck out..

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I used to suck my best friends cock back in high school and I miss it so much. I denied being bi for a comically long time after and during though. But now I would give anything for it to happen again. Unfortunately he has both a fiancé and gonnhorea so that's not happening.

By age 7 most girls can take an 8" cock with lots of lube and a very gentle approach to penetration. Insert it very slowly backing out a bit if she starts to clench any while at half mast. Once all the way in, just keep gentle pressure going in as it gets fully hard and let her adjust to it. Keep her communicating, if it starts to hurt too much back out untill the pain stops. Expect more than one time before you can go full stroke. Lots of oral before and after. Two ex girlfriends were in the Children of God/The Family sex cult and told me the same thing.

kek

Whatever you say high sparrow

Yeah its possible but I'm still a big advocate for anal until they get older. You will do pretty much the same thing you described but its easier and with no torn bloody hyman. This can be even more important if you don't want it being noticed with blood leaking out when she goes home or to the doctor

I took home a girl from the bar, and told my friends she was a rocket

she was a land whale

My wife has no idea how much money I make. I put $100 each check (bi-weekly pay, so like $50 weekly) into a secret checking account I've used to buy her presents, some video games here and there, and occasionally some cocaine when she is out for the night or out of town. I do feel guilty, but I also feel like she is doing the same since I found a debit card to a bank we don't use. Haven't brought it up because honestly who am I to fuckin question shit I'm doing? Buying her stuff with this secret money has been great because even if it's nothing huge or grand she loves that I spent however long grabbing little bits of cash here and there and saving. Also I get some weed and coke money for the occasional time I get into it. Double edged sword

I fucked a trap

Did they do multi child stuff or just man on girl? Just watched a doc on the cult.

nothing wrong with having another account for urself.. it would be stupid if u shared everything with her...

Same here. My boyfriend and I keep expenses separate. What you make is your business.

That, or shrooms, shrooms would be my choice

I wouldn't say it's a secret but just something that bugs me.

I can't do anything productive unless my husband is around. Its not like he has to do it himself but I just need his presence close by in order for me to do anything really. Clean, take a shower ....honestly just almost anything.

When hes not around my anxiety gets so high thinking about the stuff I should do and I just shit down and curl in bed till he gets home.
I can't fucking stand it.

dubs confirmed..

make a list.. like... make a sandwhich.. drink something... go shopping.. build up ur confidence one day at a time.. one task at a time and u will see u can do things on ur own.

This.

I micro dose shrooms every other day with my morning coffee and they’ve turned my moods around. I feel completely re-wired.

I’m not suddenly productive or any of that, but I’m no longer miserable — I feel again, and that’s been a blessing.

my partner and I have separate accounts and have had the whole time we're together. we're 10 years in.

It means no arguments about who's spending things on what. we're both paying into our shared savings and loans, we get to use the rest how we see fit.

>definitely wont keep working so smoothly once we have kids

was it worth it?

I never thought I'd find my wife on here

since u just posted her nudes after this post. i cant believe i am going to fap to her pics... kek

Meet in person?

Everything's offensive these days, so...

Read The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi,
Seriously. Helped many men find their way and avoid suicide and other bad decisions.

Put antifreeze in a bowl of apple juice and gave it to my neigbors dog because he stole from me.

The dog stole from you?

You ought not to have done that. A dog don't know nothing about private property. Probably didn't know what it was doing.

I have insomnia and there are a lot of deer just hanging around outside. Sometimes I get out of bed and just look at them. One morning I took my uncle's gun and shot a deer wearing my pajamas.

How the fuck did it get into your pajamas?

When I was 9, I went to the bathroom in a mall to pee. It was a monday in the summer so the mall was mostly dead and I was the only one in the bathroom at first.

When I was at the urinal pissing a man in his early 30s came up to the stall next to me and started jacking off and grunting. Being a little kid I thought he was just having trouble pissing. I finished pissing, washed my hands and left having no idea what just happened.

I never told anyone IRL about it.

top kek

i had a femdom fetish and would masturbate to sissy chastity porn daily, it's been 33 days since my last nut and i feel no urge to masturbate, I require less sleep and am bursting with energy musical eargasms/chills are also more intense

I stole a lot of money from a man while married to his sister.

Neat, takes a brave soul to do that. You move to christianity or something? Staying agnostic or going atheistic?

How was the sex? Did you meet more than once?

I feel sorry for you

When I was little in NY some other little kid got tortured to death by a pack of young nignogs in a bathroom at the mall we went to. They shoved stuff down his dick hole and stuff before they killed him so my mom would tell me I had 3 minutes or whatever to piss before she would come bursting in.

That isn’t true faggot. Stop trying to ruin good things

We have kids, and she was a stay at home mom years back for a few years. So once she started working again, part time at first, everything was together and pretty much stayed that way. No reason to separate it, anytime it's even been brought up there's no real reason to do it, plus I think we both benefit okay with a little bit on the side

Used to work in a bakery with a fuck buddy and the food there had so much of our cum, spit, and piss in it.

I confronted my married neighbor who I suspected was fucking my high school stepdaughter because she used to "let his dogs out" late at night when his wife was working 3rds at the hospital. I noticed his car was always there. He admitted it and apologized / cried and begged me not to tell his wife. I'm blackmailing him $500 a month until she is 18. Does this make me a pimp, or a horrible person, or both?

Pretty fun, especially for my first time. She came over and we played Final Fantasy for a bit. I was too nervous to make a move, but she was forward. Gave me my first kiss. I came in my pants while she was straddling me, which she thought was funny. I got a chance to do full penetration and though I didn't know what I was doing, I last five whole minutes and it felt great. She said she had a boyfriend though and I didn't see her again.

My girlfriends younger sister has been blackmailing me for two years now because because we had sex together.

Doesn't everyone already know you had sex with your girlfriend?

Yes but I also did it with her sister.

What does she blackmail you for? Money? Couldn't you just tell your girlfriend, beg for forgiveness, and end this?

Not trying to be an asshole or fucked up, but what's the story? There's been times I feel like my sisters in law wanted to fuck me, not at the same time lol... But one, it was her birthday and she was a little drunk, I was helping her out to the car and when I got her in and sat down to drive, she put her hand on my upper thigh and kind of just moved it around a little bit. She asked if she could lay down, I assume she mean like move her seat back. She laid across the seat with her head near my lap, but the center console blocked it. My wife got in the back a few minutes later and didn't say a thing, saw no issue. Year or so later my wife's step sister went to a concert with us, and she got trashed. She was dancing with my wife, and they kind of started grinding on each other but not like super sexual, bit I thought it was hot as fuck. My wife pulled me over in between them, her step sister behind me, and she like put her hands around the front of my hips, softly grabbed my cock and moved off it. A few minutes later she was in front of me grinding her ass on my dick and holding my jeans up to her... Then she just stood up and said she doesn't feel good lol. Interesting times!

I have to pay her 250 a week and more sex whenever she wants it. It's kinda complicated because she was 17 when it first happened.

I poop out of my butt

Step sister btw... No decent pics of my wife's sister that don't have her kids in it now, but she's skinny with a fat ass. Her step sister here looks big but she is not at all, very curvy and small, like 5'1, 120? 130? She hasn't really been my wife's step sister for super long, there's been times where my wife is drunk and she has commented on how hot she is lol. Can be conflicting for me lol

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I've been fucking my GF's best friend, I am sure it is going to blow up on me at some point, she isn't even that hot, chubby, round face. But idk man something about her turns me on and she does basically anything.

>She said she had a boyfriend though and I didn't see her again.
You cucked some dude. Good for you. Shame you never met her again tho. Would you have tried to make something out of it if given the chance?

Is she at least a good fuck?

I trolled a secrets thread in the past.

some retard wouldn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend fucking the dog.

Then he stated talking about how they were in talks with some company that films that kind of shit.

People were asking questions so I started to answer the most ridiculous things I could.

When someone asked what her stage name was going to be I said she wanted to go by Bubba Sparxxx because she is a huge fan and that the studio didn"t want her ti and that she wanted to get fucked by the dog to the song ms. New booty.

The actual guy mega raged, said that i wasn't him. Then I was calling him a troll and the wierdos that were asking questionx didn't know who to believe.

Every time he woyld answe a question I would all him fake and talk about Bubba Sparxx more and he would mega rage.

My mom basically raised me to have sex with her, I am now 21 and we still fuck, we don't live together anymore but whenever we get a chance.

Go fuck yourself pansy ass bitch tits

waiting for this story to get interesting

Perhaps nah have gotten in relationship with a 14 year old when I was 21 and spent years simultaneously trying to help her and also take advantage of her abandonment issues for me to have her become a super submissive little slut. Was with her for years up until like right before her 18th birthday. No one in my family knows of this l, neither does she know I may have shared her online occasionally

These are the best stories and I would like to know more

My girlfriend and her sister body's are very similar. I woke up thinking my girlfriend was playing with my dick. It was around 4:30am maybe 5am still dark in the room. I let her do what she wanted to me thinking it was my girlfriend. I didn't know it was her sister till the sun started to brighten up the room and I see a girl with slightly bigger tits bouncing up and down on me.

Yes but she is self sinterd and only wants to do things that make her fill good.

Well sure. Anything you'd like to know specifically?

I get off on people jacking off to my gf.

I show her to people and imagine em nutting and it turns me on so much. It’s like I worked really hard to get this girl and see her naked, and some random guy can pull up his kik and see all of her body and use it as much as he wants. That thought turns me on a lot.

A few days ago I was getting groceries with her and we noticed a guy staring at her as we left ( she was creeped out by it). I couldn’t help but think that the guy was surprised to see my gf and recognized her body and was able to see her in person while looking at her naked pics.

I also looove that so many people have jacked off to her. So many people much younger then her, and so many people much older then her ( like her fathers age). I love the idea that to me she’s my girl, but to others she is just a bit of meat with holes to look at whenever they want.

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Shiiiiit. Well on one hand, it's completely bullshit she is blackmailing you when it sounds like she started it and obviously wanted it! Also, I'm pretty fucked up right now, and no offense or anything but that story was pretty hot haha... Sorry though! I feel like there's been some slight sexual tension with my wife's step sister since that concert years back, maybe she's just a little slutty? She's only dated one guy in the last like 5 years though, doesn't sleep around. But like at our Halloween party she went as the Bride from Kill Bill, and had the yellow jumpsuit with a zipper straight down the front. She had no bra in and comes walking in turning every fuckin head in my kitchen. I jokingly told her cover those things up, her dad would kill her and she got close to in front of me and goes "how far up? Or maybe down more?" And unzips down a few inches so I could see her whole middle chest sideboob area.... I didn't know wtf to say so I just laughed and took a drink, then my wife walks up and goes "damn girl your tits look huge in that! Leave em out a little bit!" Was a lot of me looking at foreheads all night after that lol

Well its a little on the high end of my range but I'd like to hear how it started and any particularly choice moments that stand out in grooming her

My first sexual experiences were with my younger sister, curious kids playing truth or dare got extremely out of hand.

Blackmail your stepdaughter for sex

Yeah I like the teen level of physical maturity where it's clear they're young but still looks like a woman. Grooming her was not very difficult. I had other girls where I did something similar but did the most with her. When we met she was already in a broken home situation where love was hard for her to come by even in a familial setting. So really I just gave her a place to give and receive love. And she really didn't have any friends at all when we met. So for her, she only could get love or affection from guys she met in sexual scenarios. So I just started reinforcing that by not at all fighting back when she from day one thought that she could only get love from me if she let me grope her and treat her as a piece of meat. So basically I gave her comfort and also used her life situation for my own sexual gratification in the process

I concur. user is in fact, a nigger

Sounds like my first two girlfriends in highschool. Started dating one when I was 16 and she was 15, she invited me over to her house the day we "were official" so I'm like cool, we'll hang out maybe kiss or something. Hell no, within twenty minutes she had my pants off and was riding my cock bare like a fuckin demon. We did that for probably what I would guess was 15-20 minutes (I was 16 so in reality maybe 5 minutes lol), I was about to bust so I pushed her off and she goes "I'm probably too tight for you, I'll get a condom in case you can't handle me". As she went off to grab one I sat there thinking holy shit, this is fucking amazing. Second girlfriend a year or two later, when we started having sex she was always like super emotional and lovey, like even if we weren't actively kissing she needed to have her lips pressed to mine. It was kind of weird, but she backed off a bit with it and we started doing some different shit. Few months in she thought she was pregnant and told her fuckin parents first, before even taking a test so she was talking to me, 16, about how I'm gonna have to get a job and shit, and her parents are pissed but she if I stick around and am responsible they won't be mad.... Talked her into taking a test and it was negative lol. Dumped her like three days later for those two crazy weeks. Like three days after I heard from my friends they ran a train on her on her back patio one night, she fuckin sucked off three of my friends thinking I would be so mad I would take her back immediately. Fuck no, I thought it was awesome for them lol. Teenage girls are something else from what I remember 16-17 years ago

im fucking my friend in forest near my work , shes married

He’ll let you smash if you just ask.

Haha yeah. She was telling me she loved me by the end of the first day and wanted me to fuck her but she didn't want to feel like a slut so she wanted me to tell her I loved her too. But she was just using me and I was just using her. But fuck me if she wasn't the tightest and best fuck I've ever had. Completely submissive and refuses condoms. Which is great for me because I love the idea of shooting loads inside a tight teen body. Especially being at an age and position where she looks up to me and I get to feel an age Gap. But yeah she had me fucking her in a hotel room in every way possible. Anal, in the shower, on top of furniture after just a couple of days of knowing her. I've fucked her in public a fair amount of times too. It's just been a great sexual release with her pretty consistently. But yeah a whole host of emotional baggage and shit that was definitely a lot to deal with.

in summer i like to fap in buses ,young chicks makes me horny

I fucked a coworker almost three years ago. It was the owners daughter, I would have honestly gotten away with it if she didn't have daddy issues and immediately got attached and made a huge deal of it. I was married, still am, told my wife what happened before this girl contacted her. I used to work out super early before work, so I would go in like two hours early or so. She knew this, ended up coming in one morning in some leggings and a loose sweater, just came and sat in my office and talked to me for a few. I went up to the front office to print something, got up there and she shoved me in the conference room and slid everything off, she had no underwear or bra on, proceeded to take my stuff off and rode me in her dad's chair at the head of the table. Great fuck, she's a red head that is a dead ringer for that Francesca Capaldi girl people post on here. Same build, huge tits, just 26 instead of however young that girl is. Crazy shit though! Turned my life around for a bit

My cousin was kinda clingy to me. I'm not sure why but it probably had something to do with her being raped by her moms boyfriend and her dad is an asshole. She had bad anxiety and Nightmares so she would often end up sleeping with me. She cought me master baiting one morning. I told her she needed to go back to her room. That didn't stop her from getting in my bed. She said she knew what I was doing while putting my hand between her legs. That was the start of us playing with eatchother.

How old is she now and how long did it start?

A few years ago, I had an affair. I fell pretty hard for the girl, but I don't want to lose my kids, so she ended up getting a boyfriend and we remained friends. I spent the better part of two years pining over this girl every day. I would think to myself "I should have divorced my wife when I had the chance". I only started getting over her a couple months ago. I went for drinks with a mutual friend a couple weeks ago and she tagged along. She brought up the fact that we used to fool around within the first half hour and later went on to list off all the different times we fooled around. She also mentioned that she and her live-in boyfriend are fighting and she moved all her shit to the mutual friend's house. They're technically still together, though. This situation has me all kinds of fucking mixed up because it seems I have a real opportunity to get her back, but I love my kids and still want to see them everyday, not to mention being divorce raped by a stay at home mother. I'm reluctant to try and sway her decision with her boyfriend so she can be my gumar again. She's a great girl who deserves a real, full-time relationship. I just wish I was in a position where it would be easier for that relationship to be with me.

When I was 14 I think, my cousin came to visit. She is my age, and lived pretty far away so we really only saw each other as kids and right in the middle of puberty lol. We got along great, she alone stayed with me and my dad for a week, my dad worked a lot so it was generally me and her every day. She was always very affectionate, like she always hugged on me and wanted to hold my hand, sleep in the same bed with me a few nights. At one point I thought, holy shit I may end up messing around with my cousin. Nothing ever happened, but when we see each other as adults now every few years there's a tension there, my wife even picked up on it and asked me about it. Crazy shit

who* you fucking degenerate

So a kiss and a touch of bra.

Well done, you, only twenty more years til you lose your virginity.

If your stepdaughter is old enough to decide for her self if she wants to fuck him there is nothing wrong with it.
And that you black mailed him for cheating on his wife is more like a form of carma or justice

>carma
Found the faggot that barely reads

I rent to a single mother. After almost a year of trading sex for discounted rent, I suggested her daughter could help pay the rest. She refused at first but has since agreed.

I've posted about this before. Anyone remember me?

I'm married
Love her more than anything
Off work on Tuesdays she think I still work
Every week I go to local gay sauna and sit in the sling and get railed by strangers all day

Now and then I jack off thinking of my mom used like a cum and piss slut by friends and strangers. Usually I listen to D12's Shit on You while doing it. It gets me horribly horny.

stfu nigger

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murrlogic, is that you?

grabbed a pair of panties off the ground by the dumpster last night, theyre pretty comfy

My secret is that I (34yr/male) have been fucking my friends son (19yr) for just a little over two years. We're both very careful to keep things secret because people would be very upset by this affair.

He's over the course developed a type of sissy humiliation fetish

When I was young I used to go over my neighbors house to play games on his computer with him. Eventually instead of playing computer games we would watch porn together. It was some of the first porn I’ve ever watched.
Then eventually one day, I got talked into jerking my neighbors cock. I didn’t really think it was that weird. He said it was something older friends did with each other.
Then one day he told me to give him a blowjob like the girls in the porn. I did without much thought. At the time I thought I had to do it to keep him as a friend.
I would end up sucking his cock a couple dozen times and swallowing a couple dozen loads before eventually he said it was ‘getting weird’ and we stopped.
I feel really stupid and gay now, but at the time I didn’t really know what was going on.

Back when I used to deal heroin, I was invited to a party. I ended up doing mdma and cocaine with a 14 year old runaway from Texas. I didn't really do any cocaine, just the e but I vividly remember her snorting coke off my dick. We fucked for hours.

How are things going?

...

Fucking cuck gtfo

Things are going excellent. I went to collect rent valentine's day evening. The daughter had on some new red satin pajamas her mom of her. Same routine as always. Show up, watch a movie, before the movie is finished the daughter is out cold and basically unresponsive. Her mom was drunk so she was a little more relaxed on what was allowed. I used her feet for a bit. I put my cock between her thighs. I liked her little snatch and asshole. Went knuckle deep one finger in her ass. I came so hard. I wanted to fuck her so badly, but I settled for all that and had the mother suck me off til I came in her mouth.

I'm going to fuck that daughter before xmas

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When I was 10 years old, a man raped and killed my sister, then tried to do the same to me. I stabbed him in the neck with a swiss army knife. To this day no one close to me knows this as my sister was my last family and i moved to a different country. I still get nightmares nearly every night.

did good if true user

I'm still in love with my ex who also happens to be my flatmate.
It sucks and I don't know what to do about it. Feel like I'm too fat to just walk around the house topless and do other things to make it clear, so far I just slip jokes in every now and then.

just thighs or can you insert the tip?
does she like any boys or something?

No. No penetration of the snatch, and it always was no penetration of her asshole either, but I was allowed one finger last night. Super hot.
I have no idea if she has any crushed or anything we hardly talk, I'm just her mom's friend who she rents from

When I was in college I wanted to get revenge on an ex who had cheated on me. He passed out drunk at a party and I borrowed my friends stun gun and shocked his crotch. He woke up and threw up and curled on the floor and we ran away laughing back to the sorority. I meant it only as a harmless prank but he got really injured and had bad erection problems after that. I heard from two other girls he tried to hook up with that he couldn’t get it up and came while soft when they tried to get him hard. I always felt really bad about it but no one saw us do it and he didn’t see who did it so I never told him it was me.

I hope you are barren.

I have a boy and a girl.

This makes me feel better about all the drunk college girls I abuse. A little money, and little booze, and you're balls if they want it or not.

how do plan to "fuck her before xmas" if you're virtually unfamiliar to her and her mother don't allow for anything "excessive"?
does the girl even register what it is happening to her?

I raped my step sister for three years. She moved in when she was 7, I was 12, and right away she started with show me yours, and games of doctor that went very far. Eventually all games ended with her jerking or sucking me off. And for two years that’s all we did. But sometime after she turned 9 that changed. I remember the day, she was sucking me on my bed like usual but today it wasn’t doing much for me. I’d been wanting to try sex for awhile but she always said no when I asked. I told her I was going to have sex with her today, she shook her head no. I threw her onto my bed and we wrestled for control of her panties. I won and threw them on the floor. I got on top of her and put my weight on her and tried to get my dick in her. It took a few attempts but eventually I feel my head going into her. Trying to push inside of her is a mix of the sweetest pleasure I’ve ever known and just a little bit of pain. She was so tight and I didn’t know a thing about lubing. Every inch of her pussy felt like liquid fire, molten steel gripping my dick. I was still trying to get all the way inside her when I felt my cockhead start that familiar tingle and I could feel my balls pulling up close to my body. About the second after I got all in I came in her. When I looked at her she was just staring at me, when I got off her she grabbed panties and put them back on. She went to her room and was quiet the rest of the night. She didn’t stop coming into my room and when our parents were gone she’d often ask me if we could go to my room and have sex. She didn’t ever say to me that she thought what I did was wrong. Sometimes when we had sex she said told me she loved me, other times she was quiet and didn’t look at me. When I was 17 our parents got divorced and I lost all contact with her. It didn’t occur to me until I was 27 that what we did wasn’t sex, that I had raped her.

because her body pays her mother's rent. Maybe by xmas it'll pay the power bill or the water bill. The daughter is always comatose when I play with her.

I lived for free with a gay couple and got paid to be their sex slave/toy. Sucking them off almost every day, a lot of roleplay and anal 3-4 times a week and fair amount of double teaming and occasional really rough stuff. They'd also once a month or every 2 months have some parties with 4-5 other guys and I'd have to service all of them. Lived rent free and got paid about ~110k for the 2 years and they basically got bored with me and got another guy to take my place.

I grew up abused and in shitty living conditions. Food has been and still is my drug of choice, I'm a fat fuck. I had a crush on a guy, nothing came of it. He had other gf's all cute petite types. At 19 I started catfishing guys, with a fake name and pic but pretty much with my actual personality. First guy was a few years older, ptsd combat vet. 2 months in our e-relationship he fel in love and wanted to marry me. I ghosted but came back to confess, he was a mess. Wanted to still meet, and we did. Said he was still in love with me, was my first kiss. He was intense, and I ended it. He was wrecked, begged for me to not leave him and had a suicide attempt. I felt awful afterwards but also very powerful. That I meant that much to him. A few years later, met another guy as myself entirely. A week in and he asked me to move in, a month in he said he loved me. I legit had feels for him but again it was such a rush and high to have him so in love with me. Been a few years now and he swears he cant imagine life without me. I threaten to leave and he says he will carve my name on his arm and eat a slug. He has a mossberg so I dont doubt him. A few months ago started lurking soc and began chatting with an Aussie also as my self. 2 months in and he confessed his love, raved about how amazing I am. That life without me isnt worth living. Its another rush and high to mean again so much to a man. All it takes is my being myself it seems. Sweet voice, doting. Loving, and kind. Domestic and compassionate. Catering to their egos and psyche is what it takes, men so just crave warmth and love it seems. Theyre more lonely than horny even. Another odd thing is how having me seems to help them, like with their own self improvement. They say they want to worthy of having me. I am such human waste though, I hate myself too much to ever truly be loved. Men need to go mgtow, everything else is bullshit.

do you work from home?
does her mother always pick up her from school or her mother sometimes return late?
idk maybe should offer to picking her up from school, help her with homework or idk try to prep actual food for her, to ease the load from her mother?

single mothers do kind of dig guys who try to help

btw is her daughter slim or chubby?
how is she treated by her mother (except when you get play with her) ?
i seriously think you should try more "grooming" route

That's a decent idea user. Then she'd be awake and willing.

Seems like a decent enough life.

I hope they are sterile and barren, respectively.

I have a girlfriend whom I love dearly but I’m trying to smash the fuck out of my boss at work.

I wanna watch my girl fuck another guy

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Ugh. Good luck.

why whats the problem?

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That is why they loiter around the house in the dark. They are trying to get those sweet pajamas.

holy fuck dude

>indeterminate race
>horse teeth
>wide ass nigger nose that was clearly broken and improperly set or not set at all at some point

I organize events for high profile people, basically politician, rich people and people that are in a position of power.
I've seen all kinds of things and requests, legal and, mostly, illegal and all kind of people doing the most inimmaginabile things.
Doing this job I understood that it's really true that the more power you have, the more probable is that you will get insane.

I would use all of my exes holes any way I wanted to when she would get pass out drunk and she never had a clue

are you op?

idk, maybe if you took interest in her daughter besides, her being a breathing fuckdoll. maybe you would be allowed to do more

whats the issue?

clearly shes spanish

Did it traumatize you in any way? Sorry you had to go through that, user.

whats the issue?

My donuts should taste sweet and probably have some vanilla cream inside of them.

Poor kid, that's fucking terrible. Why do nignogs have to nig?

stayed over at friend's house when we were younger
got up during the night to use the bathroom
opened the door to friend's dad jerking off
never told my friend what I saw her dad doing

What is the fucking secret? That doesn't look like one, it's your job.

I'm staying in an abusive relationship cause I feel I deserve it. I also intentionally provoke him and piss him off until he loses his temper and hurts me.

I have made lots of slideshow vids of leaked nude celebs and some amateurs, with a pervy message at the start like how "you will blow a load to these tits" etc, i get my wife to jerk me off to them but i tell her i found them from a website

Is she hawt? What color is her hair?

tits with face pics plz

imgur.com/yVeqBkp 1

imgur.com/yVeqBkp 2

My 14 yo sister "abused" me since I was 12.
I put "abused" in quotation marks because she started by abusing me, but, at first, I didn't mind it and after I liked it a lot.
She was a kinky fuck with all kind of fetishes and used me to satisfy them. Now she is a pornstar, but we still fuck from time to time. She says she still has to find something that feels better than fucking her brother.
Honestly, I hope she doesn't find anything.

What? Please go on

Link vids

I an a drug dealer. I currently have a teen in my crack house completely addicted to heroin. I keep her there as a fuck toy. Whenever I want to fuck her I shoot her up and have my way. Shes been with me since she ran away in 2016.

how old is she?

No. I'm not so dumb to post her here and fuck everything up by saying that she fucks his brother and throwing a shitstorm all over ourselves.
I can say that she is in the top 30 pornstars in the pornhub list. That's all.

Wrote some stupid political messages on a porta potie and it’s been bugging me for over a year.

Everyone knew it was me that did it. Waiting to be prosecuted for it or atleAst it feels like it...fuck my ego... it has been bugging my personal life for too long now.

I didn’t mean what I wrote it was just bs about politics. Forgive me anons for taking anonymity to a porta potie and failing.

Some days I just want to cry over it because it really has put a damper in my life.

I’m hurt

I’m sorry

I want to do this too

I like to go out in public with some toys inside me. Butt plug, dildos, and vibes are my choice of toy. I love being around people feeling my toys inside me. It makes me feel extra naughty, combined with the risk of being caught, and it makes for exhilarating feeling. Only do it when I’m feeling extra horny. Makes me feel like a closet slut.

20.

did you came inside her?

What did it say?

She'll be fine you faggot, once she lives through it this time look into fasting for autophagey for cleaning out damaged cells.

Just political messages no curse words.

There was racist graffiti on there already and I wrote over it.

Someone wrote Mexicans need to go back to their shithole country

I crossed it out and wrote europeans

Everyone got mad about that and had a big ass meeting about it...everyone took punches at me in different ways. Was bullied until I got fired

That’s what you get you wetback loving faggot.

Maybe, but the real issue if the mother. I'm thinking money is a good motivator for her.

Over the summer fucked by Step Sisters. 16 and 11

Good comes in my different ways
not just loves and kisses

You're going to do well in life, until you die horribly from karma.

Describe smell

If femanon extremely hot

If your a dude extremely gay

This is life. How hard is it to get a vasectomy, what's the cost ?

I want to test my gf to see if she’d cheat on me. How far she’d go, how long she’d hide it, how easy she is and how slutty she pretends not to be. I just don’t really have any way of going about this. I don’t have the time or privacy to catfish her myself. It’s not a trust thing with my friends or whomever because I actually want them to end up fucking her “behind my back”. Its just that she’s pretty overweight and most guys probably wouldn’t be into her as to pursue or invest time into. Also she’s pretty introverted and doesn’t go out much without me so it would be hard to explain how you’ve found her. She’s not dumb either she’d most likely assume it was me if you come on too strong and seem too pushy/clingy.
For what it’s worth she’s into rope play, breath play, into hooking up in public, she’s completely submissive, extremely enthusiastic at giving head and loves cum.Best cock sucker I ever met. For how sexual of a woman she is we’ve hardly had a sex mice due to circumstances and quite frankly I’m turned on by the thought that she’d actually fuck someone behind my back.

>be me
>was 22 at the time (now 39)
>was shopping at a Publix in FL
>saw hot young girl in tank top and short shorts
>gave her The Look
>she gave me The Look back
>went outside to my car
>she got in car with me
>not a word was spoken
>drove us to a hotel
>i got us a room
>we went into the room
>she stripped immediately
>i stripped also
>i brushed her hair
>i shot a load on her face
>i left her there panting and begging for more
>never saw her again

>mfw i bought an american girl doll at publix and fucked her at a hotel
>mfw i spent $65 to buy a doll and bust a nut on her face
>mfw i have no face

i'm back, it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be, but i'm coming for you now

Not hard at all. You are in there 1 hour tops if that. It was free under my insurance.

You're really starting to become annoying now user. This board is full of racism. Whether you're attacking racism as a joke or you're actually trying to make a point. It is getting old. You should go now.

Had similar at the same ages.

Blew so many loads with the head of my cock nestled between her lips and her thighs squeezed closed around my shaft.

You really need to preach this in the middle East, India, Africa and in Japan.

My homeless friend is a meth addict and likes to fuck with hoes to pay them because he believes that if he does that he gets to heaven. His hobo infernal friends can't afford to wash themselves. Little did he know, the hoes that fuck him also want to marry him but I'm not telling that they're brother and sister. They must have forgotten

I bought a giant plush dolphin only to have something to cuddle with at night

Nothing is private to me. Privacy is for the weak in hearts

My dad used to punish me by putting raw ginger in my ass before a spanking etc. to stop me tensing up. It wasn't until years later I found out this doesn't happen to everyone, and is actually a bdsm thing.

Please, sincerely, die.

Buried in a dead thread so here we go. I wanna sex a young girl or a super thin one with a nice ass, young I mean under 18 but older than 13 just wont unless one asks me for the D because muh laws

I killed a friend. I sometimes confess in these threads as a way to punish myself because I live constantly with the guilt of it.

Prepare to be v&

Post address name email ssn name of dog mother maiden name pic of cc and pic of dick plz

Itll be okay izzy

I've fantasized about killing myself in a way that makes a difference in society.

it doesnt work. trust me, I’ve tried.

I have what I think is an insatiable sex drive. I don't think it can be sated, so it's driving me mad.

>I’m sad my dad googled the correct spanking technique and wanted to do it right

Some dudes like fat chicks with floppy tits. Get a skinny negro at least here in America it's very common to see skinny negro men with fat girls. Some men prefer biggin's you'll be alright.

tell me more.. what illegal kind of thing u do..

Actual newfag nigger

What kind of things have you seen?

since how old did u notice this not a problem

real question does SHE know that U want to be cuck.. and she cool with that

I was abused as a kid and because of it getting my dick touched never felt good to me.
I am still human and crave human connection but just cuddling and kissing is not enough for most girls.

I recently solved this issue by killing the dorsal nerves in my dick with electricity. The same thing done for back pain and other sensory nerve issues. I now lost 75-90% of my sensitivity but I can finally be with someone without freaking out when they touch me and am able to penetrate a girl without dying inside and thinking back to the abuse.

I have not told anyone about this. I don't think people will understand, I just want to be/seem normal.

killing ur dick is not normal... see a shrink and a doctor

I put up with my girlfriend being physically/ emotionally abusive because she's probably the best sex I've ever had. Like, I've woken up to her repeatedly punching me in the face and then half-assed
apologizing and telling me, "You knew what you were in for when you started dating a Hispanic girl." She regularly calls me fat even though I'm like 12% body fat. A couple of times she has told me
I'm not allowed to eat dinner because I 'feasted on [her] already' and will eat in front of me. I think she blew me once when we were first dating, but ever since then she makes me get on my knees
and eat her out while she's standing. We'll fuck after I eat her out, but maybe 40% of the time she'll orgasm, get dressed, and leave me hanging. Tells me I shouldn't be thinking about sex unless it's
to please her. If we only fucked once a month it';d still be worth it though, she does things with her hips that should be illegal. In highschool I always felt like a stud because I could marathon fuck for
an hour plus. Nowadays I'm just prey being fucked with by a predator. She has made me cum in minutes before, and after yelling at me a bit, made me eat her out.

I've posted this before and usually people are confused about why I'd put up with this shit, but it's almost impossible to explain unless you live it. Ever since high school I've been in good shape and
every girlfriend I've had played up the pathetic/helpless/sensitive angle with me. I honestly started to think less of women until this relationship.

Everything still works, I can still get hard and do what is expected from me. I just don't have to feel it.
The sensitivity of the internal parts of my dick are unchanged so I can still orgasm but it takes a bit longer.

I know it is drastic but I feel better, I don't hate it any more when I need to touch my dick and my sex life improved. I don't need to look for other damaged freaks any more to be accepted or understood.

I like Boston Cream, French Cruller and Chocolate donuts.

Granted it’s their choice, I don’t agree with the Gender Swap Surgery. It’s permanent self mutilation and if/when they change their mind via regret(s) they are stuck with their bad decision(s).

I don’t understand how grown adults are trying to be children as in “This isn’t my responsibility!”. Mommy and Daddy aren’t there, just like you wanted, now it’s all on you . . . pussy

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run user run

the only time pussy is worth something is never.. no pussy is worth losing ur manhood

it doesnt work if u dont enjoy it.. sex is meant to be enjoyed.. what if u meet a girl who gets off on seeing u get off but now u cant..

A guy I know had something very similar going on with his girlfriend. When things reached a boiling point she ended up stabbing him in the hand. Just saying.

kys freak

based

Honestly can't say I feel like I've lost my manhood. When I'm out and about at a bar or club I still have attractive/ugly girls hit on me and drunk skinny guys will approach me
saying they BP a weight I'm not sure I could even do. The only thing that has really changed in my life is a few extra bruises and the weird giving-her-head-on-my-knees thing.

kys Faggot. you didn't help her get "Born" did you? It was God's work and man's help. Similarly you nor her have any right to take her life, the precise second shall be willed by God as was her birth.

burn in hell both you and your pastor, if this story is true at all.

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I enjoy it more than I did before. Sex is more than just getting some form of release, if that was all that mattered people could just jerk it and skip sex. I want the intimacy, feeling her skin against mine and all the other things that come with sex.

Besides I can still get off but it just takes a lot longer. Have not had any complaints so far.

I've met up with multiple guys and girls and fucked so much. I dont look like a chad, but I am. I grew up poor, and have raised my social class entirely. I have a beautiful girlfriend, yet I still desire more. I'm not gay, but my drive has literally brought me to men. I will fuck anyone and anything and it's disgusting that I cannot stop myself. I find myself relapsing and fucking around with a bunch of girls. My girl knows, she says she will end it if it happens again, but she won't. I feel bad for hurting her, but I'm a logical person and it doesnt make sense for me to limit my youth to her.

She has stabbed the webbing of my ring and pinky finger with a pen before. Mostly just throws shit or punches me though. I can usually bear hug her from behind and
sit us down to wait it out. I've learned to avoid her head trying to bust my face though. The nature of us being close struggling and her butt usually ending up wiggling
in my lap has proven that the bear hug is a fairly successful segue to funkytown. Her moods change pretty fast, but usually I can tell when shit's about to go down. It's
seldom a surprise.

gonna need details and pics

I used to be with a girl who was the daughter of a millionaire and loved to spend his money on me. I dumped her for the woman I loved then. Now I'm single and I have to work and her new fiancé got own flat from her father so he wouldn't feel poor

RU top or bottom

have u posted here before..what excuse did u use to break up with her...

I'm a top ofc

the youngest u fucked.. the oldest.. do u think ur addicted to sex.. does ur girl know that u fucked guys or ust girls

That is a man. You had gay sex with a man, admit it.

I only really fuck guys around or older than me. Not a lot of gay guys in my area, which is good bc I prefer women a lot more. I probably am addicted to sex, whenever I'm home alone I'm constantly jerking off. I cum at least once a day, and when my girl and I first met we fucked for like 4 straight months at least once almost every day. She thought I was a virgin till I met her, she thinks she took it, and she doesnt think I've fucked around with guys at all. She has just seen my snap and all of the girls. We've been dating for 3 years.

I think it's my first time on Cred Forums i can be wrong. Well she is toxic. Several times she hurt herself because we had an argument. Also several times she wrote to me that she leaves the house and goes to killheraelf so no matter who started it I had to apologize. One day I just had enought and i used her blackmail for an argument and told her she could do whatever she wants and for me it's end

You should die

You bastard

Why did you only kill him to protect your self but not your sister

That way I didn't have to tell her that I didn't love her anymore and that I was already with someone else

why u let ur girl slide into your snaps like that.. also got a pic of ur girl... for reasearch purposes...

sounds like u did the right thing.. she was emotionally fucking with u... she prob had no control over her life so want to control urs.. money is never worth ur mental health...

what was the blackmail u used on her

I had streaks, was going camping for a week. She knew the password, so when we hit a timer she went on and saw. Not gonna give a pic cause I ain't a beta simp.

what about a pic of the girls u fucked

If you want anybody to jack off to her, you gotta show some better pics than that....

Yea and now I am a poor student living in a poor country. If I pretended to love her, I would have at least financial "independence". I told her to fuck off or tell her parents that she was cutting herself again

I touched my cousin when we were younger. I thought it was ok because she would get in bed with me and put my hand on her. Now that she is older and nothing has happened for years she no longer wants me around and it has gotten out to our family. I dont know how I can apologize to her for thinking it was ok to touch her like that. I miss her so much I wish I could fix things between us.

She makes me delete pics/snapchats of her, which is sad because the only reason we met is that I superliked her purely on her Tinder pic. I don't recall even reading her description. Don't think she'd actually kill me, but I'm not looking to get legit stabbed either.

Details on what though? Our last fight was Monday night because one of her girlfriends saw me at Olive Garden having dinner and hugging a woman in the parking lot. She wouldn't listen that I treated my sister to dinner for her birthday. While we were on the couch,
me bear-hugging the shit out of her with my head against her shoulder, I convinced her to send a picture of my sister to her girlfriend. A minute later her phone dinged and she stopped struggling. I asked if we were good, she said I should have told her because she
wanted to celebrate my sister's birthday. It went from her screaming and trying to bite my hand to ominously quiet to sliding into her while we spooned in 60 seconds. God I love Hispanic girls. If it makes it any better, I know for a fact she felt bad because she asked
me to finish in her ass and butt stuff has only ever been offered in lieu of genuinely apologizing. Did some tried and true thumb-prepping, hashed out the impossible logistics of fitting in there, and bucked like a retarded rodeo horse who can't control their body until
I drained my entire being into her colon. I enjoy the rollercoaster of emotions to the point that I've considered asking her friends or paying them to lie to her about me.

damn, you could've watched me fuck her last night and clean us both up

better than dead.. or seriously fucked.. u can always build wealth but u cant live life if ur always afraid...

do u got pics of her...

Don't you ever want to settle down and have kids. I'm in a similar circumstance myself but one guy I fell for and ended up moving in and now I live with a phsyco who is so paranoid about losing me he's pretty much abusive lol

Sad for them.

I am sitting in a dirty diaper right now

how old is she now.. woudl u touch her now..

Is she Alex Adams?

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked:
"Thanks but why do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical!

I feel that I lost my only chance in my life. After all, no other woman with money wants me, so I have to work until the end of my days. Unfortunately, all the photos I took of her were lost with my stolen laptop. And I will not send you photos from FB, it will be easy to find her