He fucked the tiger over

He fucked the tiger over.

So it was stalking him.

And they shot it from the helicopter.

Thinking I was someone's son.

"Could not speak for quite awhile from laughter."

This was the times 6 assurance that I would die.

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Get help ASAP

>it's random, so it doesn't have to make sense, durr hurr
>i don't know why everyone hates me

"He had put on the dudes, coat."

"That is why he is laughing so hard."

"Otherwise they would have shot him."

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The black guy was the only one who got it.

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there wasn't anything to get this is just weapons grade autism

That thing was so pissed off. That is why I put on the coat.

Had to get through all the others before it coudl kill me.

Where I learned that from.

That mother fucker changing clothes at work.

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That's delicious salad.

Therefore saving my life.

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"Are you the Buddha?"

ARGGGGH

"What the fuck dude? There is no way you are remembering that."

"You said I get one freebee. There it is."

"Couldn't care less if I remember, because now I am free."

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stop replying to yourself you fucking weirdo

They were all trying to kill her mother, for helping me, presumably.

And shit for brains was helping them too.

Coincidentally, how she got shot.

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"She had to protect, him, till all those other mother fuckers were dead."

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"Her mother and I, prefer 'soft landings'."

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Petunia backed him, so they all fell in line.

Without him, they would not be in good shape there.

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They had just disclosed to me, that I, "needed to be a little crazy."

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She said I had to kill her husband.

She said I had to prove to be 'immortal'.

Can't handle success.

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He was the head of special forces.

Meaning I was the new 'head'.

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"He was hiding his rank."

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Took the toughest one, one on one.

The rest was just fun.

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Her in a tiger's body, un-stopable.

Was no longer the master of her own domain.

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