ITT: name a Star Trek episode vaguely

This twat shows up

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The one where the space jews fly off to fight Iggy Pop.

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Cardassian inteligence agent being sneaky bastard for the greater good.

In the Pale Moonlight

Warf rubs one out, Troi squirts, Wesley stuns peepee

Genius poker.

Close enough

prep for major burns

Capt Kirk becomes the size of a normal human.

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How the fuck did Starfleet still allow the holodeck on Voyager?
Next Gen proved that equipment was a bigger threat than the borg.

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>brad dourif is a serial killer and tuvok murders neelix

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What was it?

Remember that one where McCoy shit-talked the captain and drank a mint julep?

Meld

Sacks of mostly water

Broccoli is an incel

The Die Is Cast

try turning off the lights

lets go full speed into that binary star

Deanna gets raped.

space chad comes to the enterprise and bangs bitches and data learns humor

pic unrelated

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Vulcans suck at baseball

The child season 2 ep 1

>Commander, they are an asexual species. They do not express attraction or love as humans do.
>"Hold my beer."

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FUCK the prime directive

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Yep that one, except she also got raped like a billion times or mind raped or whatever.

cheese takes over the cargo bay until crew asks nicely if it pls could not

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The Outcast

Based Sulu

Frasier becomes captain?

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Not just an alien, but one that needed to be locked up in a concentration camp.

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Geordie reveals he doesn't know General Relativity

>Q is a fucking twat with omnipotent powers
>everything ends up back to normal

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2nd or 3rd best show about fucking Aliens ever

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All Good Things...

Archer makes Porthos clean the cheese out of his foreskin

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data discovers radiation

All the technology inconvenient to the storyline won't work due to interference.

This actually raises a point.
Next Gen showed it's possible to create holo beings comparable to Data, yet they never explored it past Moriarty.

Data was supposed to be one of a kind, but they could have created a Data on every holodeck.

MAGA

Janeway gets cut by an Amish

Lol the magnificent 7 with ferengi :)

>they never explored it past Moriarty

Am I a fucking joke to you?

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Kirk gets the alien girl.

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Worf wants to fire phasers, Picard says no

>replicator toss salad and scrambled eggs.

Sulu turns a knob. Crew observes motion phenomenon on radar. >Evidence?

>Captain? I have a personal favour to ask. I considered Commander La Forge to be my best friend. I believe it is my responsibility to plan and conduct the memorial service. May I have your permission to do so?
>PICARD: Permission granted. Make whatever arrangements you think are appropriate.
>DATA: Thank you, sir. I have taken the liberty of replicating 150 kilograms of fried chicken and watermelon. And I have gathered the largest of the caucasian female crewmembers for the service.

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Mirror Mirror FTW

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ed begley jr steals a spaceship and becomes bill gates

Janeway best captain, change my mind.

kek but la forge dont die

FLYING PANCAKES

Kirk, McCoy, and Spock + 2-3 redshirt s get stuck on a planet.

they think he and Ro are dead but they were just cloaked because the transporter signal got contaminated by chronitons from the damaged Romulan cloaking device

>"THE HIGHERRR...THE FEWERRR!"

janeway arm stretch long

A planet of greased up, shirtless Africans kidnap a blond white bitch

The Outrageous Okona??

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O'brien bitch slaps the taste out Dax's mouth

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How many fucking times did we all want to see him do that to Keiko?

A socially acceptable addiction leads the crew to penetrate a life form.

even in the episode when she gets turned back into a 12 year old she somehow managed to be a frothing cunt to him

alien cheese infects bio-computer system.

Not really. All the examples of her being a "frothing cunt" in any episode are cherry picked and taken out of context. If you look at the popular compilation on YouTube of her being bitchy, almost every single clip is from the episode where O'Brien is replaced by an copy.

Really, seriously, o'brien's entire story arc is the japanese working man's suffering played by an irishmen.

Learning Curve
Dalby should've been thrown out of the airlock

If Holodoctor had the intellectual capability of Data OR Moriarty he would have been much more useful than the ship doctor

a jar of tubegrubs

Classic

Nignog episode 1.

The City On the Edge of Forever?

chakotay reminds you he is of native american descent

How did every member of the crew not just pop into the holodeck like twice a day for Sims involving big tiddy goth bitches? I think that's my biggest problem with startrek

I assume they did they just didn't show it.
also
>Quark makes holoporn of Kira

Data encounters a woman claiming to be his "mother".

We all find out that kirk is gay for abraham lincoln

Worf finds himself randomly shifting between alternate realities, after winning a tournament and celebrating his birthday.

aliens imprison Picard and Dr. Crusher on charges of espionage. Experimental implants cause them to face their latent feelings for each other.

I think you mean Grima Wormtongue

Why tf would I touch my dick for light Yagami

Lwaxana Troi in a coma and Deanna works to save her life. This episode features a young Kirsten Dunst

Data experiences strange dreams while the Enterprise has issues with its renewed warp core.

Picard and Riker help mercenaries collect archaeological artifacts to prevent an ancient Vulcan weapon from falling into the wrong hands.

Captain Picard murdered during an archaeological trip. Riker is kidnapped by mercenaries and finds Picard working as part of their crew.

Geordi tries to rescue a starship via a remotely controlled probe.

Spock has to do gay Vulcan shit for like the thousandth time and kirk has to deal with it.

Worf and Troi host two Iyaaran ambassadors while Picard crashes in a shuttle with another Iyaaran. He is rescued by a human female who is strange .

The Enterprise investigates a Dyson sphere. A pattern is found in the transporter buffer which turns out to be Montgomery Scott. He is released from the buffer and later agrees to return to the vessel with Geordi to help restore the logs. They become the only hope when the Enterprise is accidentally pulled inside the sphere.

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Correct

most of these aren't vague at all

Picard is linked with an alien probe and experiences a lifetime of events and memories. Joining a community, raising a family, watching his children raise his grandchildren, his wife passing away. All in 20 minutes lying unconscious on the bridge of the Enterprise

wow I bet nobody will get this one, it's so vague! pls more clues

I forget the name but it's the one where he goes to that village and lost his memory.

Data builds his own daughter then has sex with it

riker raped him while he was unconscious

Inner Light

> T'Pol tells the story of how her grandmother gave technology to humans

He definitely has the intellectual capacity of an actual person, though. Also, his entire character arc is about wanting to be more useful than just what he was designed to do. Then in the last season episode "Renaissance Man" he actually defeats Janeway, there's even a part where he ninja wall-runs in normal gravity.

Niles,set a course for Seattle...engage!

These are too specific.

Have some Ezri I capped myself. In all these decades nobody noticed her whole tit was hanging out in a broadcast show.

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Harry Kim turns down the opportunity to have sex with an ex-borg with a nice body.

O'brien bangs a loli.

Don't know what episode this is but I'm gonna need an episode number famalam

The one where they go to a planet but the weather is bad.

Except he doesn't. He is noticeably uncomfortable at the notion of being physical with her in any capacity in that episode.

He doesn't have sex with her. The episode is called "The Offspring".

Cause and Effect

> Sulu figures out a key plot point in a few seconds, a science vessel spend days figuring it out

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Rascals

Moar rare Ezri boob

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There's like a thing made by ppl that merges with something else it goes pew pew

Episode, or clip?

the borg try to assimilate the crew

oh i must be remembering it wrong.
you sure he doesn't bend her over and give it to her up the ol' exhaust port once? I coulda swore...

He's pretty obviously playing it cool about how much he wants that sweet cunny. He knows his wife is going to be reverted back to an adult and him immediately ravaging her young holes will be one more thing for Keiko to bitch about for the rest of his miserable existence.

what the fuck???

moderate gays

giving them rights was a mistake

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star wars makes more money.
Star trek has better scripts

Janeway and Seven eat each others asses on the bridge while Neelix fills the jefferies tubes with cheese and Chakotay trips on peyote

easier to get money from retards

Alexander is being a little shit

Nigga didn't even get the name of the episode right.
O'Brien taps that loli ass.

I like how they ended it with Alexander. He grows into adulthood and is still a whiny bitch, but they come to accept him anyway.

I just saw Seven on the new Picard joint last week,now in her 40s...she's still totally fuckable...

remember that one where Molly gets trapped in some time dimension bullshit, and they get her back as a feral teenager...
How much would you pay for a feral asian teeny as a pet?

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>Star trek has better scripts
>better
I dunno user there's some pretty shitty Star Trek movies.

>Star trek *has* better scripts
*HAD
Star trek has always kinda been sjw
but this new shit. my fucking sweet jesus
Discovery? fuck that shit.
Picard? Please save us patrick steward.
Shit is not cash.

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time hates the obrians
wife turned in to a child
daughter aged to cave woman
father implanted memories of 50 years of prison (never for fixed btw)

yoshi is doing ok

>tfw no Borg mommy gf

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kind of proves a point that the SJW shit can be done well and now its just ham fisted

I would let her assimilate my dick.

That is one of the greatest episodes ever.

Star Wars makes better movies. Too often in Star Trek films they either try to make it more like Star Wars and just dumb it down and do a lot of action, or they sort of just make a long episode. There is a middle ground where the majority of films in history fall in easily. I think Star Trek IV gets it right in that way (among some others). It's just different and quirky enough to be a movie plot, it's paced well enough for a feature length, and it's all story. There's some action but it's not overwhelming.

an alien hybrid begs for his life in sick bay before Janeway literally rips his DNA apart

ship finds a way home but janeway wants to play police while tovock tells her its ageist the rules

Star Trek was proto-SJW. It was morality tales. Then it became a bit more progressive, but still focused on morality and individuality. It never got full blown PC, because it wasn't trying to be a loud mouth activist, it was trying to show ideals and consequences of bad philosophies.

SJW are a cancer on PC. At least PC promoted tolerance and free speech. SJWs promote intolerance and silencing opposition.

Fuck Tuvix

its why dispite being a massive startrek fan i have not watched picard and im kind of afraid to

Tuvix. Wasn't the first or last innocent Janeway took.

Episode 2.
It's this auspiciously garbage beginning that makes me wish the whole Voyager series got rebooted. Like take the entire series and fix it. Keep as much as possible just to say "see you could have done it this way.".

Janeway wanted to destroy the device, she should have just put a timed bomb on it. The idea that an alien race could disable it in a matter of seconds is nonsense. Put 100 timed bombs on it then. Or they could have just written it better. Like have the alien die and the whole station is bricked, no moral dilemma, no way home, start of the series.

The one where adam sandler falls in love with a girl but it turns out it's actually just a dog and he's been high on heroine for 2 weeks and the dog is just licking his face trying to wake him up.

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Each episode has been progressively worse than the previous. After the first episode I thought maybe it was going to be okay. After watching episode 4 I lost all hope. Nothing to do with "SJW" nonsense that right-winger retards love to bitch about. Mainly just because it's poorly written. It's cheesy as hell. They also pretty much ruined Seven's character.

>Episode 2.
accurate but not even the one i was talkign about
i was talking about the one with the two frengi

how many times does she do that shit?

was there a cave?

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Adam Sandler...
inherits like, a billion dollars, but
first, he has to, become a ...boxer,
or something.

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we live in a time of uncertainty. The
risk of an attack on American soil is
higher than ever. Now, I believe we
may be able to curb that risk. Two days
ago our intelligence department came
across this: The AWESOM-O 4000. It
is currently being used by Catamount
Pictures to develop ideas for movies.
Our sources say that in just one week
it has come up with over one thousand
movie ideas, eight hundred of which
feature Adam Sandler.

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Adam Sandler is trapped
on an island and falls in love with
a coconut.

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Individualism is the right way foward, it's the opposite of censorship and encorages free thought, the left are 100% not that.

6 is the only one I've enjoyed so far
the first 5 episodes should've been cut and mashed in to two episodes

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The boozing, smoking, cussing captain of a tramp steamer , saves a crazy psalm-singing skinny old maid. her brother is assaulted by a Klingon soldier and dies from insanity. After many quarrels, they survive a treacherous journey on an alien world.

Number one dad

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There's a dilemma, they do the ethical thing, a captain has a speech and everybody has a massive stick up his ass. The end.

Are Discovery and Picard good yet?

Data plugs himself into shipsystem and becomes more powerful than Q.

To be fair though, the only Starwars TV shows are the Mandalorian and bunch of kids shows; like Rebels or the one that everyone forgets; Ewoks

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>Forever-Ensign Harry Kim doesn't get a promotion, but does get a deep-space STD instead.
Also, thanks OP. Now I have to fap to Klingon cheeks.

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Tasha Yar dies.

They actually do try to get back in the Ferengi episode. The thing Janeway wasn't supposed to do was screw with the society the Ferengi were manipulating, but she reasoned because the Ferengi were there (can't remember if it was nuanced enough to point it they got there on a Federation hosted event) it was OK.

There was also the episode where they find a second Starfleet crew that had been torturing and killing aliens and using them as fuel to get home and the captain is like, you could use my research to get home faster but Janeway refuses.

And the one where they find an alien race that can teleport around the galaxy but Janeway forbids her crew from doing anything to obtain the technology (they do it anyway, but it fails).

But to be fair to Janeway, most people give her shit for stranding them. But they don't give her credit that on many times since, she violated the prime directive specifically to try to go back when it wouldn't harm anyone. It's referenced several times her subsequent actions through the series were partly due to guilt about stranding them. Which culimates in the finale where she goes back in time and kills the Borg to get them home.

Voyager got 'lost' before it could be recalled and have the module removed. Janeway knew what she was doing.

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Yeah, I guess I wasn't vague enough. Or maybe just the right amount? Fuck if I know, but you at least probably know which one I'm talking about..

there's this thing on the ship

a mariachi band comes out of nowhere

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I give up.

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Voyager should have added ships along the way and made a fleet. Recruiting people along the way. People like Kim could have gained rank and characters could have come and gone. Ships could have come and gone. Voyager also should have been attached with various ad hoc alien tech.

sodom and gomorrah at tanaka on the ocean

>adding ships that would eventually turn into a fleet, and overthrow the Federation upon reaching the Alpha Quadrant
>Maoism in space
hm....

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The one where Q becomes mortal

They beam down to a planet full of utopia type people but their society is hiding a dark secret.

Danar has Kamar

Holodeck malfunctions and fucks up shit on the ship
Someone fixes it before the next episode begins

Agreed

>Kirk, McCoy, and Spock + 2-3 redshirt s get stuck on a planet.
Most episodes

I can't tell if this is good or just that Voyager was so bad that anything else would have been so much better.

Sex Trek

Picard goes and gets zapped by an alien mind-beam and has a whole life and becomes an old man in this shitty backward civilisation but it was all in his head and lasted about five minutes.

This thread only happens when picard or janeway violates the prime directive. Kirk banged less aliens more often. Kirk best captain. Janeway just jumps in vagina first and shoots out some aliens like her pussy is a t-shirt cannon. Picard is really what the fuck just happened? Do I really just shoot out children like I have a t-shirt cannon vagina. Kirk just bangs some fucking girl and there isn't some horrible implications. How does he keep getting away with this?

Picard gets cucked by the Borg, endangering Earth and the entire Federation in the process.

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Kirk kisses a woman and an energy thingy kills at contact

Why do you think she's better than Picard? I can't remember if it was Equinox part 1 or part 2, but she kinda pissed me off when she showed that she was willing to kill a starfleet officer in a fit of rage. Of all people, Chakotay had to be the voice of reason.

Any Friends of DeSoto in here?

Whorf has doubts about his manhood and heritage.

yes, yesterday he try to swallow my penis I said no, he go home mad.

Black guy becomes chief of space station and not much happens every week.

false.

She's the best admiral.

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Janeway was evil af, and was a granny spinster.
Sisko chimp slapped Q

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Data gets emotions and flips out

Kirk spock and mccoy beam down on planet with pre-warp civilization and get attacked by acid spewing pancakes

space jew makes a lot of fake money

Q comes and fucks with everyone

Star trek crew visit Africa, only the women beam down, they all get pregnant and triple penetrated, everyone on board watches on screen.

Astronauts undergo life-changing, fantastic adventures but nothing ever changes.

>In space
>pew pew
>nom nom
>uh oh wrong dimension

I'm guessing this is an episode from Discovery

Picard gets assimilated into the Borg and they equip him with a massive robo-cock and he gives Crusher one with it over the biobed

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George Takei's bachelor party on the Howard Stern show. The fat nerd is Jonah Falcon, a guy with an enormous cock who hosts baseball shows on NYC public access.

George's husband almost broke up with him over this.

Samuel Beckett quantum leaps into the body of a Star Trek captain and gets stuck there forever.

gay people are disgusting

Data comes out as Trans

theres that one where Captain Kirk karate chopps a dude chasing him

I was actually thinking about this the other day; when they find the abductees from the 1930's, I kinda wish one or two of them was like, "Fuck this random alien planet, I want to see earth again'. Would have been interesting I thing to see a person trying to catch up on centuries of cultural and technological development.

The episode where they finally run out of shuttle crafts ... oh wait

that is literally 1/2 of the episodes. Im sorry user but you're gonna have to be more vague.

fuzzy Klingon detectors

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Bangin hot milf dominatrix pretends to be a godess and scares the shit out of a whole planet and totally owns them until Picard and Riker just like, scan her spaceship and she fucks off.

I saw that one

Spock wears a helmet.

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shit wasn't vague enough, sorry

Androids can't handle bullshit

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Worf could outfuck dax to suck an extreme it's kind of ridiculous he has to put up with her bullshit at all. you might as well fantasize about some girl you like rubbing her pussy during a bath and telling you she's gonna lube up fingering herself thinking about you and then trying to shove her fingers in your mouth. Dax is gonna breed the most pathetic why would worf fuck this kind of spawn it makes no sense. Word could do so much better with a klingon or something. It's practically infuriating. They did that mother fucker so fucking dirty. ds9 was the worse fucking series to exist. Even jordie will probably find a better mate in new episodes that pretend data isn't a replica after he got destroyed.

alien weirding-ray causes everyone to devolve and Troy grows gills and has to sit in a puddle

That was a different episode mate sorry

Spaceship gets clogged with Tribbles

Data's emotion chip malfunctions, causing him to fall in love with his cat, Spot. LaForge only just manages to prevent brutal feline rape.

The ship is under attack by the Faggonians, an all male race who's sole obective is to penetrate males of all species. They manage to beam themselves onto the Enterprises, the first crewman they encounter is Data. The Faggonians do not realize that Data is an android, and Data is still having trouble with his emotions. Let's just say things get heated.

If there was a holodeck, the floors would be so slick that if you ever fell down, you would never be able to stand up.

Data murders a galactic merchant with an illegal raygun and lies to his commander and gets away with it just fine

Guinan puts LSD in everyone's synthahol because she's bored listening to their non-problems

>a star fleet code is broken but it was morally the right thing to do.

dude warf isn't gay, there isn't an episode where dax isn't the most gay that's ever done anything gay person as gay as humanly possible. ds9 was great for obrien and like yeah I completely empathize with that and it strikes too close to home. worf, fucking really dude, dax might as well just had a penis and gave him a cumshot and they should have explained why that's humiliating for a klingon since most of the viewers just want someone to cum on their face and jerk off thinking about it. they did that guy wrong on so many levels. Warf should have just killed dax and used odo as lube or something aftera murder spree with a batleth.

Geordie gets real eyes but prefers the visor because he looks weird now

Tasha Yarr sucks Data's positronic dick

Datas 1000 bumps per minute chips comes in handy. All invaders satisfied and get surgery for anus prolapse but satisfied

Q annoys people.

Worf and O'Brien drink from the same bottle without wiping it off.

Nice dubs.

Yeah but he has real emotional problems due to his lack of a reliable mother figure, so he probably needs that level of cuckolding and subtle domination. He probably has a tiny cock and needs Dax to humiliate him with her massive tallaxian cunt

We've had that one

he one where the three titted chick from total recall spilled coffee all over picard

Picard finally gets laid and his gf sits in the captain's chair and everybody's balls retract into their abdomens

Riker gets all pleased and smug with himself for charming the knickers off a beautiful young maiden with large breasts and a ripe body like Elle McPherson, but it turns out that her homeworld has a weird gravity thing and they age quickly, and he gets thrown in the brig for a decade for diddling her, because she's actually only 11 years old.

Wait. Doesn't the same go for Neelix? After all, he is fucking a 1 year old.

>gets thrown in the brig for a decade for diddling her, because she's actually only 11 years old
Real Kes energy

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Data gets kissed, loses his mind and blows up an aqueduct.

Datas 1000 bumps per minute chip malfunctions and alters datas algorithm. He goes on a 2 deck anus penetration rampage when geordie laforge almost succumbed to eternal breeding, datas powercell emergency protective measures (EPM) shuts him down

Nah he's fine because his species don't have cocks, just like a smaller, dirtier arse at the front, and nobody wants to go near him anyway because he always smells like an open drain

Well, I mean she looks pretty bad without makeup. She's in her 50's and it shows. Staying out of the sun is the key to aging well.

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Neelix jerks-off in Janeway's lunch, she gets horny and fucks a holodeck character

Borg cube gets infected with spyware

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enterprise encounters natives with a strange problem, the captain and select officers go to solve that problem, and then become inextricably tangled in that problem while the rest of the crew attempt to solve problem from the outside. Eventually captain does something unexpected to solve problem, and enterprise and natives go on their merry ways.

i think that's the actress who had 3 tits in total recall

The 37's

>chakotay reminds you he is of native american descent

Oh fuck what is that every episode of voyager hes jerking himself off i the woods pretending to be a real drunk injun

Her face was always ugly. Her body was what garnered so much attention.

Howlin Mad Murdoch from the A-Team has a final psychotic episode during his last days in 'Nam and dreams up the whole of starfleet but still has terrible anxiety and needs xanax

and she will forever be known as the chick with 3 tits from total recall.

Something sinister happens, nobody notices until at the absolute last moment, then they solve it by technobabble.

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I'll name 3.
1: the one where kirks shirt gets torn.
2: picard says "make it so"
3: that one time they put a nigger in charge of deep space 9

According to her (Lycia Naff), she has the third tit in a jar in her house.

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The one where dax and kirk meet eachother

WAit A minute - all 3 were fake!!

Ezri was a cutie

The one where they're totally bored and turn off the subspace radio for the day because they go on a rampage on an uncontacted pre-warp world and beam down, vaporize the head of the government, rape and pilage and blast anyone in sight with phasers (set to make people melt, not stun them) and then beam back to the Enterprise and drop a whole compliment of photon torpedos on all their major religious sites and then just carry on their way and make a pact to never mention it again to themselves or to starfleet.

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There's coffee in that nebula.

Beverly wonders if a slut is sucking Wesley's dick when she's at work

Set the course for Intercourse!

She turned into gollum :(

i bet she has one thay she still wears for special occasions

Shhh, that never happened.
We never speak of this.

starship intercourse.

exhibit A for why you don't marry latinas

Star Wars lasers are superheated bolts of plasma, not light.

Star Wars does have basic magnetic field-based deflector shields, but not nearly as advanced as Star Fleet's.

LASER is spelled with an "S". It stands for "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation". I feel that everyone in Star Fleet would know this.

Lwaxana Troi fucks a guy too old to live

I'm going to have to call BULLSHIT on all of that shit.

Who is that? Belana torres?

Don't mock that ensign, he probably has a bad lisp.

>LCARS uses Winblows
LOL, they don't even trust that shit at NASA.

Picard finds out one planet is the drug dealer of another planet and fucks them over by letting the junkies kill them.

Why don't you try googling her name faggot

a marginal character gets ideas abover station and thinks she's above something as petty as TNG and leaves after season one, then begs to get back on to try to save her dying career

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I liked the part where the federation is communist and if you like star trek you're a communist~

that one episode of voyager where ensign kim is chinese wallpaper

I like voyager, but rich on RLM was describing janeway as being a total inconsistent bitch like one episode she's like "No, i refuse to give them the technology for butter knives because it violates the prime directive." And then the next episode is like "Screw the prime directive, my crew needs foot massages." And i keep crying laughing at it.

Hi Daire, if you're reading this I say Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Ah wrong show :)

The only arguments people ever make against communism are that some specific communist dictators did bad things and that we have limited resources to go around. Neither of those are issues in Star Fleet.

Data experiences emotions.

Worf says "I am Klingon".

Communism is only good when the (((right people))) are in charge of it

Haha Commander Riker who fucked his way through the galaxy... there was a hole and he would have fucked it the horny beast.

communism is easy when you have practically unlimited resources

Wrong answer so I'll give your a hint.

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it seems that all nations that were seriously communist could all consider each other "family" because of racism. works for latins, works for asians, and worked for russia because they hated jews and western europeans.

if you took the mind of a true commie and asked them if it could work here, they'd look at our insanely split demographics where race determines your level of winning and overall value and laugh because it wouldn't make sense to even try.

god i wanted to fuck that nerdy asian chick

i wanted her to cuck me

with big stinky slimey nigger dicks

Ah fuck had to save.... not sure why?

Data builds a fuck-doll for Riker, but he doesn't like it.

The one where seven of nine wakes up and her usb port is sticky.

Loki, the God of Mischief, enters Data's brother's body. Hilarity ensues.