Rekt bread

Rekt bread

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I always wish they'd taken her top off first

seriously though the dude stabbing her in the abdomen looks so dumb doing it, look like its out of a cartoon

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God, I don't hate anything more than Macaco/Mexican/Latinamerican machete executions. Always messy, always cartoonish, always a shit show. Why can't they behead in a single blow and always keep hacking and hacking and hacking like fucking monkeys?

Where this at?

"And that, and that, and that!"

I think he's just trying not to stab himself or his "friend" though

Fucking spics

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

These guys are badass at the end though

Weak ass European missile. It literally hit them and explodes and they just run away.

generally because their weapon isn't sharp enough for that. Like, they don't have a fucking lumber axe or a zweihander for that.

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what a waste of tits

Cant see vid What happens detailed and why

Bunch of faggots covering their faces. Cowards. The whole lot of them. What... did she turn them down and they got butthurt? Pussies! What a waste of good tits.

First time I noticed he's dressed like a Monty Pythonfag LMAO

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Guy behind girl brings machete to her neck and begins hacking at it as she flinches and falls to the ground. Second machete wielding thug enters the game and repeatedly stabs her in the abdomen while thug #1 continues delivering weak blows to her neck. She is consciously and trying to protect her body from the stabs as this happens. Thug #2 backs away as thug #1 finishes decapitating her and holds her bloody severed head up for the camera and wishes his grandma a happy birthday to the camera.

I don't care where it is, these people are 3rd world. we need to drop a nuke on their ass before they bring that shit here.

What a weird breed they are

Holy shit, nice subtitles bro. very accurate.
I'm not blind and could see, so I can tell this is true.

shut up

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I wonder what eurocucks think of our neighborinos.

story? Did he just menstruate?

I don't know about my fellow eurofags but i for one think they are like 60-80% normal people, the rest are fucking savages that lack empathy and reason.
Pretty much.
Honestly, the worst shit i have seen in my life (gore, murder etc) is from mexico and south america.

He is super fucked, Major arteries run through there and he just chainsawed them.

Dude what?
No that person got fucking rekt.
I don't know the story but the body got torn open pretty much. poor thing.

This was hard to look at

so does he die instantly or something? is there still a window for the medics to save him? I'm sorry for the questions user but being a brainlet isn't easy

He died
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gernot_Reinstadler

blood from pp or ass?

yes

'' Reinstadler suffered a pelvic fracture and severe internal injuries as his organs bled out onto the slope''

sorry I dont' speak medic, I'm autistic

>cowards

They are covering up their faces while committing a crime. That's generally considered to be the smart thing to do.

Autism doesn't prevent you from knowing what a pelvis is. The word you're looking for is "idiocy".

Ah okay, let me speak your language.

His body got torn up pretty fucking bad, his organs got fucked up and were bleeding inside his body. and wounds bleeding out.
He died later in the hospital.
they couldn't save him because of how fucked up his body was, you know bleeding from everywhere inside and outside.

the area his winkie is attached to was broken, and his ooey gooey insides were hurt so bad, blood came out until he died

These kind of things are more fucked up than any mafia killing. Not deliberate gore is truly shocking.

Suck me off, faggot.

oh damn bro, that seems bad.
thx Cred Forumsros

Why record this?

>Macaco/Mexican/Latinamerican
Clearly African
Probably sub-Saharan
And they have an average IQ of about 65 (Below the threshold for mental retardation)
No joke, look it up.

If I had to guess, the chick is from some first or second world nation that got brainwashed on Twitter or University to think whites are evil and that she was going to go down and get dicked by a bunch of African studs then come back and continue to live on her daddy's credit card.

You don't get that THICC unless you are eating well.

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Why not?

Low iq retards share this at parties and them promptly get murdered by rivals or arrested.

hmmm yes today i will save this random stranger I quite possibly don't know from a burning building which could just probably also kill me if i even step foot near it for cool internet points

I know, fucker cameraman keeps moving the camera.

Everyone in America is armed. There won't be too many machete executions here

10/10 explanation
lold

What the fuck OP

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>No, I don't fuck niggers
>OOGA NIG NIG KILL!!!!

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Lol sniped

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Clearly the guys are latino not black and stop watching so much porn it rots your brain

Guess you could say that was... SHOCKING

These threads always make me hate these fucking degenerates even more , or anyone that thinks they are tough for doing this shit, I wish I could kill them all

Literal GTA death

WATT was he thinking?

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Lmfao more like weak ass shit stains of the gene pool that should be rounded up and exterminated

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That's how AZ handles niggers. Bad enough we got beaners.

I guess he got a little CHARGED up

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That is just fucked up

that must have hertz

projecting

Fuckin monkeys lol

Because If you are not in power to help, you can document it. For various reasons, to show what not to do, to show what really happens in the world, how death looks like.

I think if a pointless death is documented, it's less pointless.

Time for eugenics

He looks goofy as fuck too! The cap, the point sleeves are rolled up to, the high his pants are... fucking comedic

Well it was an ELECTRIFYING experience

that's why it's not a good idea to get too amped up

Maybe this will cause those fucking bars to not be on windows

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anus is rekt

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need a sponge to clean that up

It can make people stop putting them up, or make them safer, or easily openable, locked with a padlock or something.

that guy didnt know how to CONDUCT himself

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He was JUICING. It's the new tide-pod challenge amongst the kiddos nowadays

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Haha that was fucking hilarious.. short, but sweet

>LMAO

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Wtfffffff no

We differentiate three types of negros. Nigga, Nigger, and The Niggest, this is an example of a Nigger.

How do you keep out monkeys with no bars?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

He needed an OUTLET to express himself

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لطيف

Holy shit!
That biker almost got away before he got fucking rekt

he should have BOLTED when he got thechance

mwaaaahahaha

context?

Everyone's thinking it so I'll say it: What the fuck?

he made it

Your puns are reVOLTing, dad.

I guess the idea never SPARKED in time

What the fuck is going on here?
I can't tell if this is south africa or usa

Hey! Her head is up there.

No idea what the heck im looking at here

i couldn't make better puns if i fried

But they're free of CHARGE

Source? What the fuck happened here? Is he severely burned or is it because of radiation like Hisashi Ouchi.

Not CURRENTLY at least

Evil knievel, go home

Im glad some ppl on this earth pull crazy shit like that

Got sauce or story?
What happend to her, did she break her neck?

you need to improve your ZAPitude

so beautiful diverse

OP here, she got rekt

Guess i'll have to INSULATE my puns

Looks like a bee xD

That's what he gets for playing with his food.

I can put up no RESISTANCE

Wish i had sauce lol.. looks like something out of some fuxed up anime

Yeah what is this? Looks like that shit from se7en so I'm guessing movie prop

Throw water at him or something Jesus Christ!!!

that pun was reVOLTing

he tried to take the train but all he took was the JOULES

My SURGE of puns is
irresistible after all

Kek monkey trying to act hard but got his J's scratched up. Jamal can't sell them for more than face value now.

"Okey, who throw that? Is not funny"

Guess I'll have the GENERATE a better one

ok i'm done now, see y'all in a FLASH

couldn't show the videos then. gore is fine, nudity isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE

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Based doggo.

The way that light pole perfectly hammered that guy into the ground. What are the odds?

he needs to STEP UP

Ew his head is a giant zit

Dude obviously lives in a place where they cannot afford decent healthcare and he suffers from some mental or physical disorder. This isn't uncommon in poor countries or rural areas.

I'm pretty sure we are all set to die at a certain time , like a program
You have alcoholics that drink and smoke their whole life and live to 100

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True yes , but this is actually from an artist in japan who done it for a movie

Decompression?

When nigs fight real whites

Invisible giant.

That's how education works, now you're open minded

He did say macaco, Jose de la cruz, yah spic halfie

Id pop him 5 more times if he got all that disgusting goo on my shirt too

which shithole is this?

When you see a trap's junk.

THOSE ARE ALL MAD SATISFYING!
because it's always a cunt literally asking for it and getting what they deserve

how often do you see such fairness in life

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Yeah. I sort of feel that way too. Everyone has a clock.

I wanted him to film where that brain-spray went

When you steam clean them you have to leave a vent open or this happens when they cool down.

Killstreak...

I wonder what perk pack they had on...

I believe they were pumping volatile gas out, when you decrease pressure in a gas it gets colder, the colder it gets the less pressure there is. And it's likely that this tank might be faulty as well, pipe-shaped objects are hard to compress unless there is a weak point, which stops distribution of stress from being even across whole circumference to being concentrated around single point.

Shut up faggot. Go be fat or dumb with the rest of your American peers...

...dumb or fat...pick one; it's one or the other for you Ameritards.

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bruh, dude is sooo baked

I agree...

...Americans aren't getting throated by black dick on a regular basis while white-cucks get divorce papers...

...fagtard.

Nope

I don't get the set up.
A nigger in a cage on fire indoors?

>
old webm but i remember the context being that he had one of those problems where he needed that "machine" to exercise his body. Honestly i would have just put him out of his misery.

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Bars to keep criminals out, and arson victims in

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I prefer when the one that swallows shit is a girl.

They were inexperienced. With training you can do it much more efficiently. Femoral artery or hepatic artery and it's over fast.

Mcstabby had the neighborhood, but was too low for the liver. Also, stab and cut, not stabstabstab.

I seriously want to stop calling you people retards even though you are just so that the Universe won't reincarnate me into something like that due to Karma...

...

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Respect

Negro: the fifth lord of cinder

Why not going all the way and reincarnate in something with no sentience and blissfully ignorant, like a slug?

is this Borat?

Holy crap d00d! Besides getting pierced through the god damn sack hes pretty lucky

No way, pal! That's a Christian video!

I've seen these fuck machine videos on pornhub. This person is having uncontrollable orgasms right now.

that upper body strength tho

Just like us, just a little darker

LUL

>eternal bleeding

soooo a good ol case of eternal bleeding then?

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Fucking amazing. Those agent Smith's can't catch you now

>THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

what the fuck am i even looking at, what are those bags, is that a bone getting shoved in an asshole, SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Why can't there me more videos like this?? It's always some guy and never a girl being disemboweled alive

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>that lucky bastard that walks away moments before
INT 0 LUCK 10

It's called an "open book pelvic fracture." His body pretty much cracked in half from the crotch up. The spandex ski suit kept most of him together, but you can see his bowels and intestine trailing on the hill.

They're almost always fatal, as your guts and abdominal arteries are torn away.

> shine bright like a dim0nd

Judging by the peace officers actions, probably murica

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Das raysiss!

I've never understood why electricity kills people

Please tell me you're joking, user..

Holy shit... ambulances should keeo a 9mm in their inventory and just put ppl to sleep when this happens.. the pain must be 11/10

>recaptcha
>select all squares with road signs

Them nees rekt

No it's just electricity. Shit we use everyday for phones xbox and tv. It should just pass through you like air. Or that's how I think.

Kebab'd

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Lol'd

that and burn victims

Perfect edit

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Ur heart runs on electricity so if you get a big zap ur heart takes morr juice than it can handlr and it goes poof

If the filmer is in a car drive the fucking car through the wall and help. Fuck.

American here, it's the Indian blood. They had religious festivals based on torture and human sacrifice before the whites arrived. People with a lot of Spanish or Portuguese blood are pretty normal, but the ones that are mostly Indian blood are completely mental.

Hard for a medical team to fix someone that's been split in half like a wishbone.

The human body uses electrical pulses via the nerves to give commands to the rest of the body. The heart is monitored by an electrical pulse. High amp currents frys and stops the whole nervous system and makes the heart stop. But this guy other than lightning up like a Christmas tree got so much energy in him that he got cooked like a Thanksgiving Day turkey!

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Correct, but your body is extremely conductive, unlike plastic that covers all electrical connections.

My uncle had a heart attack and the rescue people used pads with electricity and he lived so I don't think your right. I don't see how something that runs in a wall socket is also in a persons heart.

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Central American women with a lot of Indian genetics are thicc by default.

So if we were made from plastic electricity could not kill us?

Haha!

Monkey see monkey do

What a waste of big tits

The right amount of zap will do ya good, the wrong amount, not so much

its russia

realclearscience.com/blog/2015/02/what_electricity_does_to_your_body.html

His ski got stuck and basically fractured his pelvis in two. When he sits up for a second you can kind of see the break right before he falls back down. They kept him alive for a few hours, but he eventually died. And it was entirely preventable.

No,hes not, its called America education system.

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Fuck you, man.
I was watching this with my daughter.

Sorry my parents couldn't afford private school.

Source on this?

the electricity wants to move faster than it can physically move through your body, so it gets converted to heat, which can fry you, set you on fire, and blow you up (from steam explosion of your bodies water).
It also short circuits or over-drives your nerves, which are circuits

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Come check this out imgur.com/yQOu5EF

>preventable
How?

Did she cum?

Women are off the fucking chains... if u tell em u think taking a shit on the floor is cute theyll do it str8 up

That one always gets me. Stupid fucking punk.

Remember kids...

Don't touch wires!

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Can someone please explain what that purple boil on her anus is?

To an extent yes.

Every material has a certain resistance level

ahh that is just wonderful to see.
I wish people would do that more often to fat asses.
When you are that over weight, you're simply not fit for this life.
literally. You are going against your nature, against life itself.
If you are that over weight and were to be put in the wild with nothing, you would't make it a week out there. And let's be honest, especially girls.

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what is this?

Check what exactly? Not much there

>Like a wishbone
KEK

But not flesh?

Damn I fall in love quick

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Please stop sharing that dude.
No one want's to see those monkies use dogs to torture people.
Honestly, the guys that wanna see that can easily go find it on gore sites.
We don't need it on Rekt threads man

That spicy paprika sauce sure takes the fight out of ya

Omg the eyeballs HAHA

Andy sixx throat's logged clogged

Well, Portland Oregon and sloe gin fizz
If that ain't love, then tell me what is, uh huh, uh huh
Well I lost my heart, it didn't take no time
But that ain't all, I lost my mind in Oregon

By not fucking strapping long, skinny planks to your feet and sliding down a snowy hill at ridiculous speeds.

if we were made of plastic our own electrical signals wouldnt work

Imagine what it would do to ur butthole

Finally, after I licked her clit enough times while fondling her little tits, you sick fuck.

This is actually pretty horrifying with sound, especially when she gets stabbed in the gut - you can almost feel it.

lol
are you trolling?

Yeah i bet you could behead someone in a single swing

Hope they got the rope later,

jesus fucking christ you autists its FAKE

You are mentally weak.

Moar

Thanks for confirming what I said.

crazy how she doesn't at least try. id much rather get shot to death trying to escape then this

Lol big hard man having his big Wakanda moment. Fronting the cops with his Fuck The Police shirt. "Arrest me! I'm right here!"
AND SO THEY DID. Stupid nig.

Typical nigger, begs for mercy, then strikes when unaware

Must be that 5 dollar dna

A hemmeroid a bunch of blood vessels poking through where they shouldn't. Super in fun when they flare up and you cant sit down because if feels like you are getting stabbed in the ass with a red hot knife.

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wow, the amount of stupid and online tough guy is immense in this one

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Even the LiveLeak logo looks fake.
Also, his foot looks like a hand...

No i'm not.
I'm glad i'm not as fucked up as you guys

Mission Passed!
Respect+

Chimp tacticz

Nigger do you know where the fuck you are?

>so depressed for such a young age
>reconnects with emotional state at end of previous life
>tries to exit the same way
>itsnerfornothin.mp4
>still breathing just crying harder now
It's okay little one, it gets better.
(No it doesn't.)

hemmeroids are the intestines protruding out the anus.

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That makes my pee-pee hard

YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Fucking hilarious, you soyboy newfags need to fuck off.
If you find it hard to watch then don't fucking watch it you fucking mongoloid fuckwit.

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Google it you dumb nigger. "Swollen and inflamed veins in the rectum and anus that cause discomfort and bleeding."

last words were 'my god'

Checked.

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It's my country, Colombia, the biggest shithole of them all.

yeah it's from some j-horror film cant remember which

Nailed it!

waste of a thicc brapper and tits

fucking heathens

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Guess you never visited America. I'd choose Venezuela over America.

I think you mean prolapse.

I mean, you gotta give those ISIS goat fuckers credit. They can take a head off in one clean slice, while filming it in slow motion.

you are the sort of fucking idiot that doesn't understand the difference between rekt and gore. YOU are the reason this board is a little more shit every day.
fucking basement dwelling autist

You don't know what you are talking about. Spend a few months in a third world country and you'll love USA.

You're dead inside.

Terrible bait.

Realistically you may aswel attempt the run through the fire .. hope for the best

you have to be fucking kidding - Venezuela is the deepest, blackes, stinkiest shithole ever to deface this ungodly Earth.

The country is such a blatant failure that one sixth of the population now lives elsewhere. Venezuela sucks and it's doomed to suck even more.

This rekt shit happens in Caracas every single fucking day.


Cabeza'eguevo

Thanks Bill Nye the science guy!

Niggers are gonna nig.

found the beaner boy lmfao.

hows the third world

Good. Stay there.

Get fucked you stupid little cunt, go write bollocks to someone who gives a fuck what you write... oh wait that's fucking no-one.
Go fuck yourself.

lol im from europe but nice try spic

I'm sorry, what the fuck did this guy actually do, I read his prior post and it has nothing to do with yours.
He didn't mention gore or rekt and didn't post either, so what are you talking about?

Welcome to quicktrip!

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I wouldn't have a problem. I'm not materialistic like all Americans. Plus they elected someone who is a dictator far worse than Mussolini, Hitler, Pol Pot, or Mao.

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Branded M for Moron

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More?

Hope that's my daughter one day. I masturbate sniffing her dirty panties from hamper after she comes home from dates. Shes 16.

way to go camel - some idiots are meeting their 72 virgins

what are those cunts even doing, is it just a tradition in their shithole country to gather around a camel and murder it so it rains or some shit

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You semp