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821666666 is less than 30,000 posts away,,,

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HOLY!!!

That's about 9 hours at least you super retard

so what?

satan is the ultimate piece of shit

all satanists are worthless faggots

Wow you can count

Blaming problems on fairytales is how most losers keep their names relevant, keep it up. Btw, even if Satan was to exist, there's two sides to every story and you reading a certain one first doesn't make you right. Satan controls this website, leave while you can, faggot.

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your image guarantees you an eternity in the second dimension.

and they aren't fairy tales satan is an archon that resides in the second dimension

I'm an apostle. I was born into the right team. I don't take orders from lowly humans like you. I'm not going anywhere cunt

I wasn't even blaming anyone I just made a hateful anti-evil statement what are you talking about

Check my 821666666

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Huuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

Blaming Satan for evil is the exact thing I was talking about, the world isn't evil because Satan is evil. The world is evil because humans are evil and selfish.

>the second dimension

You mean that place that everyone who doesn't give you a headache just from fucking talking will go to? Alright, see you there, I can't think of a single reason you'd be on this site if this isn't bait.

Also, you think your God is going to save you because you called someone he doesn't agree with a "cunt". Have fun getting buttfucked by Satan's prickly dick for that sin, faggot. Maybe I can show you some of my favorite porno in the second dimension.

and the reason why humans are evil and selfish is cause the annunaki ET's that serve satan came to earth and created the rh positive human race, a.k.a. the slave race hundreds of thousands of years ago after the last great flood that wiped out atlantis and the lyran ET's that serve emanuel (Christ)

this ain't bait. just the cold hard truth.

and now they continue to demoralize the masses and shit just keeps getting worse

the second dimension is more commonly known as hell. there are twelve dimensional levels

Well I'm Jesus Christ. And I disapprove of this message

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you are not El.

Thank you, Jesus.

I don't think that. I'm not a good person, but not evil. neutral, if you will. which is exactly how I should be. I will not ascend to the 5th dimension. I will choose to stay behind on 3rd with godlike powers so I can rule the world in the end of days.

Christ won't send pure good to slay pure evil. he will send me because I am neutral, I can be good and evil, therefore I will use evil to fight evil, for good.

Nigger

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnsW03dCPjU

Looking forward to it

There should be a picture of you next to the definition of the word "faggot".

I think it should say "legend" instead

who the fuck are you? just another edgy loser. I am the luckiest user alive, I've done things none of you will ever do. unforgettable experiences.

one day the entire world will know who I am

its me

I pride myself in being different from everyone.

the status quo is cancer. NPC's are worthless. I stand above it all.

the only jedi that could even beat palpatine was a neutral jedi that knew both the light and the dark, but chose to uphold light while not being afraid to use dark against dark.

>I've done things none of you will ever do such as getting on Cred Forums and acting like I'm superior to the average user

Suck a dick and end yourself, you generic retard.

okay now my primitive reaction

say that to my face and i'll spit in your face after I punch you in the nose 53 times

Fucking nerd

I lost my v card when I was 15
adolescent years were spent ditching school to smoke weed and go on journeys all over the city with friends
the power of manifestation and thought energy has allowed me to..

manipulate women
succeed in job interviews

also I have powers :3

star wars is cool as fuck you sniveling animal
I also molest everyone in halo

How far away is all 8s

How many posts till 888888888

Looks like you are a legend, I'm sorry for my sinful ways. I'll do better.

yeah i'm a nerd but I look a lot like pewdiepie and I'm 6'6" so I can still fuck girls and work in construction jobs, you know, construction? that thing you're too weak to do so you work in retail instead?

Yes, break your back for that park fountain, cunt.

have fun stocking cereal boxes and being despised by literally every customer that looks at you

it's landscape construction, btw. we install really nice backyard pool decks with interlock and cement.

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this. I do this.
sometimes with banas itself!!!

Cool

I don't work retail, I've recently resorted to male prostitution to feed my family. Yes, my butthole hurts but my arms are restful and my kids are fed. Can you say the same, faggot?

Did I get it?

>>its gonna be me

Let me get some trips or quads along the way