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Christopher Johnson
Jackson Parker
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ryan Garcia
Zachary Sullivan
Evan Thompson
Landon Perry
William Harris
Austin Johnson
Hunter Reed
Dylan Lewis
Landon Price
Eli Sanders
Nicholas Richardson
that's not funny, that's sweet
Anthony Harris
72 burgers
Justin King
Easton Roberts
lost
Justin Cook
start crying you fucking moralfags :)
Sebastian Adams
What would you do if you saw this?
Camden Price
Fuck you, you posted it before me
Lincoln Jenkins
>weighs 80 pounds
>is a hardcore dude
Okay.
Thomas Morales
im the one that started this cat gore shit in a ylyl thread I single-handedly trolled a few nights ago so eat me :)
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Aaron Edwards
Mason Gomez
Elijah Gomez
>im the one that started this cat gore shit in a ylyl thread I single-handedly trolled a few nights ago so eat me :)
No, that would be me. I was the one to initialy spam the cat pic
Cooper Rodriguez
Anthony Hill
Joshua Morris
Sounds like something from Inbetweeners
Adam Richardson
seriously africa when will you grow up ?
Jaxon Ortiz
Benjamin Moore
kek
Jason Stewart
Im the real slim shady
Jonathan Smith
kek
Brody Peterson
also when I initially started it I threw in animal abuse/gore links for maximum zozzles ;)
i want to purge the moralfags that destroyed Cred Forums and resurrect its former darker glory.
moralfags are the enemy of teh lulz, the cancer that is killing Cred Forums.
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Luis Scott
Sad shit man.
Juan Walker
the niggler
Anthony Sanders
Carter Edwards
What a nerd. We used to do lulzy shit that was actually fun. Like chanology. Doing shit for lulz doesn’t mean posting dead animals trying to be cool in front of your autistic pseudo internet friends and failing
Oliver Scott
Jacob Martin
Don't care, didn't ask
Chase Martin
Lucas Garcia
>mfw senpai notices me
Jayden Cook
Charles Butler
we used to raid places like habbo and tumblr and post offensive shit because sites like those were where normies would visit. the aim was to target sites where the general consensus of its users had moral-like mentalities, they would bitch and cry about racism , homophobia, and animal abuse/gore everytime it was spammed.
now Cred Forums itself has become a normie playground where punkass sheltered bitches like yourself take offense to said things. Observe the replies that hanging/bound cat postings get and you will see how much of a dwelling place Cred Forums has become for moralfags. Thus this site too has become a targeting ground.
you are not welcomed here you fucking newfag. you are the cancer that is killing/b/. you have to go back to whatever normie site you came from, so fuck you and the horse you rode in on and take your morales with you you fucking imbecile.
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Brandon Collins
Jason Clark
I've been here for 2 years - The Post.
Dominic Lee
kek
Joshua Stewart
I bet you've been wanking to that picture all day faggot!
Connor Garcia
I think you've had enough interne for today kiddo.
Shouldn't you be doing your homework?
Cooper Phillips
Evan Morgan
I think that your cringy little act of rebellion will be ignored by most people, kid
Lucas Richardson
No I just want to find this person who did this and hook them up to a vitals monitor and hang them just to the brink and revive them and each time i revive them i use bolt cutters to remove fingers and toes one knuckle at a time then when i run out of fingers and toes i will switch to limbs 2 inches at a time in between removels i will be cooking the parts i remove and feeding them.
And after limbs are done i will just start branding them and removing teeth then i may hang them out a window on special hooks embeded in to their shoulders for a few days and if they are still alive i may just bury them alive and check every few hours to see if they are still alive.
Colton Gutierrez
sounds like you and the animal abusers would have fun hanging out
Hunter Foster
>Black
Lol
Gabriel Ortiz
Explain ..... NOW
Lincoln Ross
And then what
Landon Powell
So much fun i do the same to people who tell others the earth is flat,
Pedos too
Colton Lopez
I dont know no one has made it that far
Carter Lewis
>hanging/bound cat postings
You dumb fuck. The community has always responded negatively to animal violence, esp cat gore. Do a fucking simple web search b4 you make a fool of yourself.
Unfortunately I've been here since 05 (migrated from stileproject) literally kill yourself.
Hunter Wood
John Davis
someone else remembers stileproject? good god man
Leo Young
Man that makes me sad. Fuck his grandkids, ungrateful pieces of shit.
Ryan Butler
Isaiah Ward
This. Cat always were honored here, newfag.
Jace Ross
Awesome...
Mason Ward
Touch their pp for a laugh
Chase Morris
Angel Torres
The day the Theforum was gone was also the day I came here.
Chase Brooks
FUCK CHINA
Oliver Lee
this isnt funny at all you edgy little prick
Chase Ortiz
Zachary Sanchez
repost
Levi Rivera
Theres gore threads on a weekly basis sometimes people just want to laugh at funny shit not looking at some retard rping trolling
Lincoln Fisher
Nice basement you have
Noah Reyes
murica fuck yeah!
Kevin Ortiz
Brandon Cooper
Gee i wonder why you apes have a food shortage
Aiden Bailey
Tony Zaret
Jordan Anderson
this
John Sanders
Every time this fucking Faggot... I think i give you the Colombian Necktie
John Cruz
How edgy
Benjamin Reyes
Wow, you must be the coolest kid on the block
Jordan Jenkins
My god. Not this again.
Brandon Gomez
>not letting your kid wear whatever the fuck they want until they grow out of it
Jeez it's just clothes and makeup who gives a fuck - it's the cunts who yeet their kids genitals off or stuffs them full of hormones is the travesty
Bentley Hall
Leo Bennett
Wow... U so Ultraviolent! Bad Boy 4 Life
John Edwards
> be 25 beta loser
> somehow managed get gf
> one day go store with gf
> grocery store bingobongo
> say "gf give blow job now"
> gf refuse
> start throwing fruits on gf
> gf yelling
> people call police
> officer "whats problem user?"
> punch gf in head
> mfw i get arrested
> pepsi
Leo Wood
Cooper Clark
Oh my god! You're soooo edgy! I'm getting a edgegasm just from reading your posts. Ohhhhh it feels so good!!!
Kevin Cruz
Pasta this stale should come with free unlimited salad and breadsticks.
Colton Rodriguez
Henry Howard
Am I the only one who finds these political cartoonists really retarded?
Like first of all, they're always just based on popular beliefs and always sanctimonious. Then you gotta write what every thing is on everything so it even makes sense, which is retarded and is essentially what memes are except memes can be funny.
Sebastian Powell
Stop posting this
Adrian Cox
Women make me wanna commit die. Stupid subhuman barnyard animals
Chase Carter
Ok kiddo. You can leave now. The adults want to talk.
Adam Bailey
Nice
Jaxon Diaz
Go to Cred Forums faggot
Hudson Clark
nice copypaste idiot
Oliver Robinson
Aaron Perry
Matthew Allen
Robert Jackson
Wasn't there a followup to this story?
Lincoln Barnes
subtle. took me a second to get it
Colton Barnes
what the fuck are they even doing??
Angel Bennett
lost
Chase Thomas
Bentley Wilson
I’ve seen this so many times and it never fails to make me lose.
Andrew Richardson
Parker Brown
This is called culture, you whites wouldnt get it
Wyatt Phillips
Jayden Miller
Brayden Davis
i've never seen a funny political cartoon so yes they all are
Levi White
Isaiah Cox
Will somebody explain why these SHIT memes even exist?
It's like the writers of Big Bang Theory escaped and decided to do it again.. "Let's make something that's not funny and pretend it's funny"
Andrew Richardson
Isaiah Edwards
Fuck you
Juan Phillips
Trannies are gross
William Powell
Keanue reeves: you're breathtaking
Everyone liked this
Angel Davis
Ian Long
Leo Hughes
Old & stale fren
Caleb Brooks
its like irony/shitpost
Juan Scott
Edgy
Jackson Allen
Faggot pony poster
Angel Turner
Is this shit really funny?
Tyler Turner
you do not belong here
Michael Peterson
never change /fit/ never change
Grayson Peterson
This is actually very accurate
Jason Russell
I'd kill myself
Jordan Mitchell
Jackson Taylor
Nathaniel Thomas
GTFO FAGGOT
John Gray
Robert Lopez
Did she died ?
Andrew Nguyen
Adam Reyes
Owen Clark
Liam Sullivan
feasting on carcass
Dylan Cooper
Fixed it
Logan Bailey
He killed all of the grandchildren.
Nathan Clark
indeedy
Ryder Cooper
It was worth posting that first time you did this but it's not a meme and you need to stop.
Carson Miller
Is that Carl the Cuck?
Jaxon Martin
Requested butthole and vergina in DM
Joshua Cruz
She didn't say "for each", faggot.
Aaron Martinez
There wouldn't be that much blood.
Eli Hill
Dat dick bulge
Isaiah Parker
Jonathan Thompson
Hahahaha! Auntie says, "Put it in the 'hot juice'!"
Aiden Scott
I remember being a kid in the 80s. my mom used to warn me about homosexuals and called them sick people, who lured away boys and young men into cars, then drove away and raped them to satisfy their unnatural lusts.
cue #currentyear, i'm a 39 year old boomer, and my mom scolds me for not being tolerant of gay people and calling transsexualism a cultural disease. she now worries about my kid having such intolerant parents (my wife doesn't like gays either)
Caleb Reyes
Austin Sullivan
Yes my friend! Hahaha! Put it in the hot juice!
Landon Diaz
How do you know what a fire hydrant up the ass looks like?
Aiden James
Brody Hill
He's got a semi, the deviant.
Nolan Mitchell
Angel Jackson
What you got there is an opinion sir. What you do with those, is take them outside and shove them real deep in your ass.
Adrian Jackson
maximum cringe
Parker Carter
Brody Lee
Ayden Reed
Benjamin Baker
Jaxson Edwards
What in the actual fuck is that mutant looking abomination?
Parker Richardson
Benjamin Cook
Matthew Fisher
Jayden Taylor
Feel like pure shit, just want the Goose back.
Robert Stewart
Evan Hernandez
Isaac Clark
Mason Allen
Michael Thomas
Fuck man this kind of shit ruins a man soul.
Ayden Rivera
Leo Harris
Ryder Green
He is isn't he
James Flores
Bleh. Did she neck herself?
Parker Jenkins
Yeah, some people from reddit took him to a big BBQ.
1 grandkid had a real reason not to go. The other 4 were just shit people.
Jayden Wood
Landon Phillips
Aaron Sullivan
Kayden Turner
Carson Nguyen
lost
Gavin Murphy
Elijah White
Continue posting this, it adds to the original.
Austin Sanchez
Then the shark ate “her” for being a freak.
Tyler Perry
Swedens attorney general
Jaxson Baker
Lost
Chase Martin
Charles Edwards
I have never see such devistation before...
Austin Turner
wow so edgy dude, is Sasuke your favorite character ?
Carter Richardson
>whole town quarantined
Levi Gonzalez
what an absolutely down to earth man.
this is the ideal dating site profile
Andrew Reed
Nathaniel Cooper
wholesome 100
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Brandon Ortiz
Julian Hughes
A fruit and a vegetable.
Jordan Diaz
dat filename
Aiden Cooper
Typical 'gun owner'
Brody Gutierrez
Food shortage? Eh?
Even make sense, cunt
Evan Stewart
more than 50% (its 60% last time I checked, more this year) of biological sciences PhD students are women now (so cell biology, virology, immunology, etc etc)
I help out with recruiting, and this is probably the first year all the PhD interviewees for our program were female. I'm the only male in my lab of 7 actually.
Isaac Jones
Alexander Wright
Xavier Stewart
coronavirus intensifies
Levi Turner
Luke Flores
It's Danny the tranny
Andrew Russell
Goose view in new tab or dont
Caleb Torres
Lucas Rogers
Carson Cooper
Carter Kelly
10/10 track suit
Asher Morris
James Ross
girl on the right, madelaine?
Henry Lopez
Jace Edwards
Henry Ross
Aaron Kelly
Nicely done. Lucky it didn't frag.
Cooper Nelson
Jace Cook
Adrian Fisher
Leo Perez
Mason Rivera
Grayson Gomez
A dangerous feline
John Foster
>Walking dead music plays
Ryder Richardson
Adam Reed
>THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
Matthew Martin
Chicks implant popped
Anthony Wood
Blake Cook
Grayson Nelson
Jordan Clark
>not letting your kid burn ants or kick kittens and puppies
>not letting your kid steal candy at the store or have temper tantrums
>not telling your kid no so they have no coping mechanism past the age of 8
Ryan Murphy
Dominic Hill
Don't forget to open "Why am I cursed to live here" thread dude, you're 100% rad as usual
Nathan Ortiz
Its life was way more worth than yours.
Justin Cook
all I can do this captcha turns to serious aids after a bit
Luis Rogers
Aiden Clark
Isaiah Morales
Leo Anderson
Kek
Julian Martin
Lincoln Carter
Tyler Williams
Benjamin Thomas
Kayden Watson
>Why do all of our countries suck?
>Why are all of our communities failing?
>Why does everyone treat us like we're suspicious?
Jeremiah Fisher
some faggot loves his politics
Jace Davis
That face is nightmare fuel. Thanks
Landon Adams
Chase Flores
Goodbye France.
I sure as shit ain't gonna miss ya.
Fuck you and your continental meddling.
Anthony Nelson
Don Quixote
Dominic Richardson
Levi Cooper
The artist got the look of appalled horror on Joe's face just right.
Jason Campbell
Jaxson Thompson
Josiah Howard
My main takeaway from this is that Democrats are better at infrastructure projects.
Lucas Long
Dominic Young
Samuel Mitchell
Joshua Smith
none other
Brandon Brooks
I can't tell if that was the point or not.
Eli Smith
Damn, you must be new here. Do you not realize that you were getting trolled in that screenshot? Shitty trolls are so gullible, man. Goddamn
Unless you're faking being a bad troll as a troll, in which case, that's brilliant
Samuel Lewis
Gangreeeeeeeeen
Josiah Kelly
lmao his snack instincts can't help but take over
Nicholas Johnson
I fucking hate fat people. Why do they choose this lifestyle?
Blake Perry
He can probably tell exactly what chips they are just by hearing the crunch.
Carter White
>single handedly trolled
I'm not bothered by gore, but that's a pretty retarded thing to be proud of.
Jace Gutierrez
>we
Jaxon Bennett
Please remind viewers this is a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.
Tyler Hughes
>what is my painstaking labor displayed next to? A crude sculpture of a guy sucking himself off
Just imagined the situation and fucking lost.
Jaxon Wright
The GOP hates free markets? Please elaborate
Robert Brooks
What is funny about this? Socialism has always been about inclusion, antiimperialism and progress. Feminism was a huge thing back in the Soviet Union. Especially funny, considering how many Nazi soldiers who were shot by excellent female snipers in the Red Army.
But if you think those characters depicted for some reason are funny, let me make the same picture but with brony/waifu/transsex nazi weirdos for ya. There are PLENTY to go around. lol.
Nolan Morris
triggered
Leo Hall
You're late with your baiting mane
Juan Edwards
Kike special forces
Jayden Nguyen
K
Nathaniel Price
based James Woods.
Jack Foster
In my experience, anyone who has actually been here for a while are not actually proud that they have been degenerates for multiple years.
It always people that have been visiting Cred Forums for a year or two that seem to want to brag that they've wasted a large part of their life on this site.
Also animal abuse has always generally been disliked by Cred Forums users.
Ryan Miller
that kid is my hero for the nihao
Josiah Torres
This was such a great loss.
Brody Torres
>1-1 meter, ah ah ah
>2-2 meters, ah ah ah
>3-3 shades darker, ah ah ah
Jason Anderson
huh i guess nigger DO like their steak rare
Matthew Jones
Shit's just sad, man. All she wanted to do was to do well for herself. Is what it is I suppose.
Luis Brown
nice moustache bro
Jaxson Foster
I'm a drunbk fuckin retard, but you are the lowest of the low. One of the few things that keeps me alive is the knowledge that I am not quite as pathetic as you and your ilk. Also, dead cat being the joke of "haha dead cat" is still not funny. Fuck off.
Brody Adams
/
Jason James
Kek. This validates the original as a meme and expands the universe of great forced memes
Charles Diaz
Well, I didn't lose.
None of this garbage was funny at all :/
Thoroughly disappointed.
Christopher Johnson
does anyone have the cap of the guy with a rat in his oven, from fit?
Colton Allen
A cap from 2015 lmao.
Daniel Thomas
I actually recoiled and shook. The fuck dude.
Jonathan Sanchez
Fuck you, user. This is just sad. Little bastards need to go eat with their Pawpaw.
John Martin
Te la tomaste toda chinvenguencha
Zachary Martin
I guess we’re friends now kek
Andrew Johnson
No. No we're not. I dont befriend faggots with a cucumber hanging out of their anus. Good day sir
Jace Thomas
T-there's no way...
Ryan Anderson
ninja dating site
Liam King
Lmfao what the fuck
Aaron Hall
They are literally scary looking people
Jack Bell
Topest of keks
Xavier Ramirez
Implying they'll work late and do what it takes.
Samuel Barnes
kek
took me a second
Hudson Davis
ggrgr
Connor Smith
kek
Ayden Baker
golden
Kayden Ward
last one got me good
Chase Hughes
yes... that is what all gun owners do...
Oliver Brooks
fuck that looks like it hurts
Elijah Cook
make your own thread with animal gore then and don't spam YLYL threads, you subhuman piece of feces. YOU are not welcome here, post your psycho shit elsewhere, no one wants your mentally handicapped ass around in this thread
Andrew Campbell
hooray to those young American soldiers!