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haha this isnt the sticky
this song reminds me of poley
it is now
I do pathetic bodyweight shit (pullups, rows, goblet squats) in my room to prevent becoming skinnyfat
More like goblin squats haha
fucking LOVE lidl gouda rolls
>tfw sub 6ft
are there any drugs that make you like all music and makes you just want to melt into it
I might have fat stubby hands and be an ugly manlet, but at least I'm not a skeleton
toil approacheth, gentlemen
people say LSD and while it is nice to listen to music on LSD I would say the drug which most enhances music is gear
there's a skeleton inside you right now
>there's a skeleton inside you right now
yeah but you can't tell just by looking at me
I have no distinct bony prominences
Ah the mentally ill benders are so angry with the pictures of attractive females in the last thread that they must now post NSFW pictures of bent men showing off their arsehole.
Roast Lamb and garlic cheese potatos for dinner lads
you post about lidl products A LOT lad
I'm not sure if you're accusing me of stealing the image or telling me to stop posting it
it is legitimately my hand
why have you been posting the exact same picture of your hand for three years? sort yourself out mate
music on a good dose of LSD is amazing, close your eyes and you get taken inside the music. Really amazing experience to have.
Post more you fucking slugs
wont make it lmao
current status: hate my life and wish to die
but you just had gouda rolls
well I'm not gonna take a new picture every time am I? It's the same hand
from lidl I hope? x
I practically fucking live in my local one 2bh
main course btw
can you order stuff online to your uni halls
I'm a fat shite
yea but usually it goes to reception or postroom or wherever and you go pick it up
Link to the /brit/ wiki please.
I feel pity for the toilsmen who despise toil
Toil sets you free, toil cleanses the soul and is penance for the freedom we take for granted every day, learn to appreciate toil, and you'll never work a day in your life
Bet my gf does the biggest shits out of anyone here
is that oxford OwO
*destroys your bollocks with a roundhouse*
i don't have a girlfriend and am quite unhappy about it, does anyone else share this sentiment?
toil literally and figuratively on the morrow
>live in comfy semi-rural town my whole life in house my dad built with his dad
>recently become a commuter town because of direct train line to London toilsmen are moving in all the time
>house prices shooting up
>developers buying up property
>house over the road from us has just been sold to a developer that will knock it down and whack 3 more houses on top, all facing ours
>all the new houses are grim new-build esque buildings with uniform white walls and grey tiling
actually fucking FUMING. I've rejected the planning online and told everyone on my road to do the same so I'm hoping the council say no but I bet the money grabbing cunts won't
don't think that's a roundhouse is it
lmao what town
your house is going to shoot up in value lad silver lining
do a wank and you dont get the tfw no gf feels anymore
>shags man arse
>get some poo on my cock
very nice with a little dessert :)
t. completely ordinary citizen
kill them all user
need to find a way to 'cide painlessly
got to meet my boss at the train station at 6am to go to London for a meeting
think my boss is going to get her arse reemed at it as well because she's been dreading it for weeks. She'll probably be a moody cunt the whole way there and back.
How can one man have such good taste?
would love to shag my milf boss over her office desk during lunch hours
not going to doxx myself Tbh
yeah it's gone up about 200k since the crash but I don't care, I like where I live but it's losing what made it great
who is that?
wtf i love islam now
havent had a friend online or offline since 2011
just jump off a building pussy
what do you do lad?
can people see my music on spotify lads
Don't want to be specific because it's doxxable info but I work in politics. Been filled walking alongside my boss for the news like five times haha
haha lads miss secondary x
flat as a pancake
Do they know you use a mentally ill neet forum?
if you post your profile name yeah
that's a good thing
interesting how modern haircuts resemble haircuts in nazi germany. you'd think lefties would stigmatise that look.
not complaining. its a great cut. well aesthetic. especially on a white man.
my school only had communal showers
only lads who showered after PE were the popular lads who were good at sports, had decent bodies and normal-sized willies
all schools should have mandatory cubicle showers
No not him but I've been to Whitehall a few times
thats not a 100% cgance youll die though
While we’re on the subject, I’m actually someone in the public eye and I post on here haha. Probably all of you would have seen me on tv at some point and you’d never even know it, mad.
it's not though?
gypies had the undercut way before the nazi youth used it mate
most people secretly respect hitler
well it's not like anyone has a choice really
if you go to the barbers and ask for ANYTHING but a skin fade then you're destined to die a virgin
in all fairness, the haircut was popular in russia as well as in nazi germany
there's a pic of soviet athletes marching where they all have the same cut, dont have it on this computer tho
got banned from mumsnet again lads haha
>While we’re on the subject, I’m actually someone in the public eye and I post on here haha. Probably all of you would have seen me on tv at some point and you’d never even know it, mad.
i have less extreme versino of this haircut grade 1 blend in with long on top yet i am virgin at 28 years old
it dates back to WW1 as a way to prevent head-lice in the trenches
come to think i have never seen your hair
knew tim farron posted here the second he said alri to that lady in the street
Dark enough for the lights along the river to come on means it's late enough to start drinking! waheeyyyy glug glug
honestly look down on anyone with the hitler youth cut. fucking conformists.
I cut my own hair
number 1 all around
I've had sex dozens of times
guess you're wrong sweetie x
this guy looks like a potato
thinking of converting to Christianity from Islam. Thoughts?
Wouldn't they just give them a skinhead of that was the case?
T b h lads might have a wank
Reckon the river drinker is the most autistic one here. Just fucking drink at home
got a greasy mop and get plenty of looks sweaty x
*walks into waitrose*
*walks towards fresh fruit and veg section*
*pulls out willy*
*drenches so called fruit and veg with my willy water*
haha rich twats
It predates nazi Germany by a long shot. Mexican federal troops during the Mexican revolution had it as their standard cut to stop the spread of head lice.
fucking heretical piece of shit
Nothing wrong with it in summer, but yeah alone and in the winter is a bit worrying
2 back and sides, scissors short on top
anything else and your a deano normie cretin
hair "styles" are for runts
gf just sent me this
i shave one half of my head. dont touch the other half.
won't be going to jannah now la
this is someone's daughter
that's literally the deano powerhouse cut
thought the same myself but apparently not. people were pretty autistic about hair at the time and probably associated skins with mental cases in the sanitoriums
Riley Reid is a monster.. she’s not even feeling that giant cock in her
why the fuck would you drink water like that
wtf is she ok?????
wish that was me willy
those are someone's sons
stop posting links to porn
post the webm and take the ban like a man or FUCK off
got the virgin media lad
cant risk getting banned haha x
need a fit gf
>my janny ass is burning because of grey area posts
what time do pubs shut on sundays?
might have a wank
contemplating a stimulation of the reproduction rod
i have the same phone lol
My barber is probably the most deano barber this side of the country but he's so good he goes into hyper focus and doesn't even talk while cutting anyones hair. Very lucky because I have very anti-deano interests.
>gormless mystery meat in the thumbnail
yep, this is definitely the lib dems
on the train
mdma (though some music more than others)
l pronounce it all-ree in my head
Ket is the most overrated shitty drug ever
Literally no fun in a social/rave setting at all
This is you from the future
stop posting here
it's a waste of time
theres loads of better drugs yeah
yeh it turned ravers into mongs for a few years. sucked all the fun out of a few clubs in my city for a while.
This is me from now
ye i no
could heem future me in a instant
not sure i will ever understand liverpudlians
I'm well aware of that
how far into the future? do i get a gf? do huddersfield win the prem?
Ketmaine? more like "no thanks!!"
any decent snapchat stories from last night lads?
do i ever finish reading that book
post a picture that shows how rich you are
stop posting and kill us already you useless poo of a cretin
just learned my gran was 14 when she had my dad
hairline's fine m8
are white people extinct or did we turn things around?
someone please post that long paragrah pasta,
Rode to the theater to watch that this evening and it was p much sold out apart from a few seats.
Massive theater too
Cannae believe it
could you not work that out lol
my dad married while he was still a teen
>Rochdale beating spurs
what on earth is going on
they have theatres in oongaboonga land?
reckon I'd be treated like a king in saudi arabia
Absolutely baffling how modern fish are genetically closer to pineapples than humans. Science is mad and I love it.
not too far
clean your keyboard you freak
can't wait to live somewhere completely alone where I don't have to deal with the vagaries of other people
I know nothing about football but I think everything is rigged/predetermined in these non-important matches
I once watched some unknown team in south london beat a huge spanish club
race doesn't exist and you are racist if you disagree
she is FINISHED
Rochdale are beating spurs
>Rochdale 1-0 Spurs
no i never knew anything about her really
erm its called the magic of the cup
half a pound of pasta with lots of pesto and cheese, that's dinner sorted
My gran has 7 kids
because if it's not conception then I can't see how having both a man and a woman would help
Don't know how people listen/buy entire albums
Don't think I've ever come across a single album in my life where I liked most of the songs
Need some chicken with that soft lad
yeah, charles the first
did the man kick the ball
you are very weird
based gran doing her part to save the white race
it's more the fact that she's going to get bollocked by SJWs for saying there are only two genders
(also it's for support of sexual abuse so having both a man and a woman available would help if a bloke who'd been raped didn't want to talk to a woman about it for example)
eat broccoli and chicken every day
can't get enough of it
jar of green pesto + pack of cream cheese + chicken + pasta
try it lad
looks like a Pot Noodle and a wank again for me tonight
fucking love this
I even put an extra drizzle of olive oil on too usually haha
hello please don't post my dinner from when I was a student
same lad I buy books and skip whole chapters
another fun fact: sea sponges evolved from bananas
>did the man kick the ball
*goes back to kitchen to fetch the olive oil*
people buy these extremely small water bottles only to then squash them while drinking as if to prove the bottle wasn't big enough - then why not buy a larger bottle to start with?
not a video l'll be watching me thinks
What pot you got lad? I’m sitting on a Bombay bad boy in my cupboard ready to be fired up
this is my first time seeing this deepfake porn
this genre is only good when you're flying down the canal at 50mph on your bike at night and trying to get the last train to london
Unbelievably offensive statements that could ruin your life if you uttered them:
>there are only 2 genders
>saying you're a woman doesn't make you a woman
>kids are best off with a mother and a father
>most terrorists are muslim
>men are smarter and stronger than women
>ethnic diversity is a weakness not a strength
those nimrods on twitter aren't prevalent in real life
and certainly not to someone like Watson
Drinking some dutch beer lads and it tastes kind of funny and I can't tell whats in it because the labels in dutch. absolute nightmare!
based gran doing her part to advance the BLACK race
It's not wrong. I learnt it at uni.
love drinking alone
why would anyone choose to drink in the company of hysterical normie shitheads in bars/clubs, etc.
so much cheaper too
I'm still agonising over whether to have chicken and mushroom or beef and tomato
ignore this post
>you will never be an extremely rich woman claiming oppression for things that benefit you
for someone who's current career is literally just catering to these people it will matter a lot
thought women typically cleverer, do better at school and uni, etc.
so those men and women are security staff I assume
I'd be surprised if a film set didn't have security
unironically am Azeri aka indo European aka ARYAN
Hmm agreeing with /brit/ for once, I love smashing a giant plate of pasta with chicken, brocolli and a shitload of olive oil. Anyone got any chicken pasta tips/recipes?
explain this rorke
shut the fuck up
same. wouldn't mind having friends or a gf though
Cheesy pasta and broccoli bake with two chicken legs for dindins
just noticed we've entered the post-wageday timezone
do not like that font
put your dick in it
large donner and chips ordered, that's tea sorted lads
Not even a rorke I'm a leftie
put chili flakes in
did a quick trip t' 'sda before it shut
getting comfy now
very close to the post made by the russian in sweden
that's not saying what you were saying at all
But the clock just chimed 3...
enjoy your kuffar meat hahaha
anybody want to go on holiday with me in summer
never tried it but I reckon a carbonara with sliced grilled/pan roasted chicken breast would be pinging
not a russian wtf
>not having a roast
fuck off pakis
had my dinner ~2hrs ago. only thing I shall be consuming for the rest of the evening is beer
almost 30 and never had any affection or intimacy in my entire life lol
how old is she?
Bought a new Iphone x lads.
Literally grinning like a soy boy
It's overrated m8 unless you're incredibly needy
How can other animals even compete?
>That blonde bird
Parents are cooking a full on turkey roast Sunday dinner, can’t wait I’m starving
no, they're support staff you fucking mug, as in legal, emotional support - not physical support
jesus wept it's not a difficult concept to wrap your head around
>toilstein off next week
9:03 starts next week me thinks
They generally can't
is that pengsha
the virgin post
does it still recognise your face when you do the soyboy grin
claire was literally made for breeding
yes but unironically
it just doesn't fit with how most music is distributed/played nowadays. anyone who listened to a whole album in-order released in the past year is probably the exception rather than the rule.
killer was white
independent HR with one specific role, yes.
why does PJW talk so weird?
hmm, are you the jew then?
only based black brits may post in this thread
*blocks your path*
glad I'm a sociopath who doesn't care about anything and has no feelings
imagine having less neurones than a flipping bird lol, utter embarrassment
it's not exactly groundbreaking then is it
why do we need to be told HR exists by emma watson
>le im a special snowflake badass xddd
a real one doesn't care enough to post about it
cared enough to make this post lol
*flicks your ear really hard*
>posting the edited version
NOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS
t-take that back
meet you in Milan July 1st
clearly if this issue is prevalent then they're not working
screen's gone orange
just me testing my new virus won't be long
>manlets can't get laid
exactly - that's why Emma Watson is sponsoring this charity to do it correctly