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Should I buy a bean bag chair to use in my bedroom for "gaming"?

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I'm getting a 300 quid mattress so don't want to sit on my bed anymore
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Anonymous 02/19/18(Mon)23:41:51 No.43332393▶
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He said the most beatiful man, not the most average.

fuck me haha look at that cat

New Leader. New Rules.

You wake up in a communist grocery store
youtube.com/watch?v=t8LtQhIQ2AE

This is what a liar looks like

animal abuse

Messages are back on Tinder lads dive in

/Rorke/ raid ongoing
Estimated raiders: three spotty racist virgins

dave

Switch Chanto with Shano
den i might mak ur girl my girl
play shanto with shano

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babestation

Ed Balls

Wish I could just start over lads

yeah looks comfy
how was the rochdale game ? x

for a second there i thought he was going to do it

this is a rorke general you spotty SJW virgin

Finally! I bet I'll have lots of hot girls cause im a very attractive non virgin guy who has kissed multiples of girls.

whats he done to his hair

>most cogent criticism of /arejez/ rorke can come up is generic red-baiting

Sad!

i am a white nationalist and a virgin

>this is a rorke general you spotty SJW virgin

Elon Musk is still rather spergy, he isn't able to talk in front of crowds

Think he refuses to drink/drugs

Whiffy

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FOY

Higher autonomy in life = more happiness

Science literally proves this lads, this is why most of the toilslaves in debt are depressed, because they literally have NO choice

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scum gang

ok yeah, let's have a look at tinder if it's so good
>asks me to sign up to faceberg
wtf is this scam, fuck off

I’ve literally kissed hundreds of girls no lie. Couldn’t pick out 90% of them if I walked past them on the street

youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw
youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw
youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw

lads

Lovely

Everyone was white
Everyone was nice
I enjoyed myself - felt dread when we were about to concede and felt euphoria when we scored and even got up to express it, didn't think I had it in me

Planning my trip to Wembley

No

>I’ve literally kissed hundreds of girls no lie. Couldn’t pick out 90% of them if I walked past them on the street

yes

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it is and you would know that if you weren't fresh from leftypol. take your pronouns and purple hair and fuck off back there

competition only arises between groups that are the same because they're fighting for the same space

I just use a fake facebook Tbh

/brit/ is a radcen general

rorke needs to fuck off back to Cred Forums
leftypol needs to go back there

Interview at a (russell group) Uni tomorrow. I'm 21, Mature student. Wish me luck, lads!

Thinking of doing my essay on the phenomenology of self and identity through autobiography

>21, Mature student
absolute runt

Me too lad, Iv'e kissed half of the 18-24 female population in the Ross and Cromarty area.

Luaghing at all these vrigins on /brit/ hahahaha

ok

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Those numbers were made up..
I did have a high score in for my ENTER and UMAT but didn't follow through with doing health sciences. I was offered interstate medicine (as my fall back), but got into the degree I wanted in Vic.

>rorkes unironically believe /brit/ is "their" general

ah yes, radical centrism
not fence sitting, but fence standing with one foot wearing a blindfold

how come radcens are always right wing as fuck?

>radcen

>Conservative Monarchist

Monarchism is the greatest cuckoldry of all time

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He is an antisemite.

>>rorkes unironically believe /brit/ is "their" general

youtube.com/watch?v=gLAKJiHQcTo

Just finished Deus Ex (PS4), bit disappointed

Might do NG+ for 3 hours to pick up some more trophies

whiffy

deciding not to decide is still a choice

brainlets

>Iv'e kissed half of the 18-24 female population in the Ross and Cromarty area.

so 3 girls?

Virgins not welcome here. Go and be with your own kind on r9k

>Monarchism is the greatest cuckoldry of all time

always has been, if you don't like it fuck off back to leftypol

Racism is totally sane and natural

Racism is survival, diversity is death

any anarcho primitivist man in?
reading Henry David Thoreau atm

How's work been Moni, have they been good to you? Let me know if anyone gives you grief and I'll kneecap them for you xx

Just finished fucking a vagina lads, she was very wet for me. Fluid had similar consistancy to cornstarch, just saying so all you virgins can picture it.

why do rorkes feel the need to rewrite history

Lads do drug makers/growers ever sell to people in small amounts/personally or is it always in bulk to dealers?

>Virgins not welcome here.

this is the unironic truth

this is what identity politics does to a person
pure mental illness

ALL NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

wish i was back in Paris lads

virgins are good people

>why do rorkes feel the need to rewrite history

What's interstate medicine and how could it be a fallback?

Here you can only apply to 4 medical schools and a fifth non-medicine fallback

>Fluid had similar consistancy to cornstarch,

>Racism is totally sane and natural

>Racism is survival, diversity is death


>this is the unironic truth

history is written by the winners

okay shitskin we get it you hate being black

I've had holiday last week and this week

Only been in on Saturday (pulled a sicky on Sunday for the football)

I'm causing mass mischief now
Bitch gonna go crazy

Not a fan of SJWishness in the first place

Just think that believing that people are entitled to rule through birthright is fucking retarded

fuck off you KIKE

>ALL NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

want to batter poley if i’m being honest

just convinced a used car dealer to take 20% off his sticker price for a car i want to buy lads

>okay shitskin we get it you hate being black

There's a tonne of small-scale weed growers who probably do

Other drugs are produced/smuggled in by large organisations and so probably don't.

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This woman slipped on the ice the other day, so I asked if she was ok she was like yeah then I told her to be careful and she said sorry. Felt a bit bad desu lads

Do you remember me? we used to talk on steam and battle net. Almost reported you to police cause of one of your plans.

thought i just read sheffield ITT but it hasn't been mentioned yet
Sheffield

Are all Rorkes retards, or are all retards Rorkes?

well done

love how enraged you retards get by based saffers posts

Love women. I just want every woman with a big ass to sit on my face bury me in their buttcheeks

no

This is an Ummah raid.

Think you can call us pakis, yeah? Call us Rasheeds and terrorists? Say we blow up shit and rape white girls, eh? Time you cumskins learned that your time is over. We are taking over.

Going to miss a concert by Slowdive lads, wasn’t quick enough to book

virgins will be the first to the firing squad

here come dat boi!

ahhh she's so fit
youtu.be/pRpeEdMmmQ0

roaring

Might watch Zulu in honour of Black Panther's triumph

will likely be driving a vw rabbit by the end of the week haha

Worked out today at the gym today. All the girls were admiring my quadceps. Even fucked one in the jacuzzi.

Black Panther should be number 1

why did god curse me with a 3 inch dick lads?
did he want me to be miserable

>my nigger ass is on FIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=OESSOupVU98

It’s written by historians lad

Cred Forums is STILL throwing a hissy fit about a movie. Remarkable.

Agreed, those who are too weak to pass on their genes should be executed for the good of our race

i.4cdn.org/gif/1518924014257.webm

size doesn't matter

howling

Yeah, sorry. I still haven't got my stuff back from the police so can't use steam (unless I want to do more tablet/mobile posting)

Loved having someone to talk to, felt like having a real friend. How have you been this last year?

Also, which plot?

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>everyone who doesn't like what i like is Cred Forums reeeeee

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At least when I finished school the main idea was you applied within your own state. I was in Victoria. So I submitted a ranked list, maybe of 7ish courses, for Victorian universities. The applications for other States were done outside of whoever organised in Victoria. I didn't apply for international, but I was looking at New Zealand. The only reason I'd go interstate, at undergrad, would be for a course like medicine. And only then if I didn't get what I wanted in Victoria. Got what I wanted in Victoria.

>Cred Forums is STILL throwing a hissy fit about a movie. Remarkable.

not available spastic

dis nigga mad

The chances of someone in /brit/ having a literal 3 inch dick are low cmon lad stop lying

makes me laugh that rorkes always bang on about "saving the white race" and "securing our future" yet they're all virgins who will never have children meanwhile the muslims they hate so much will have four children by the time they're 25 lmao

>Agreed, those who are too weak to pass on their genes should be executed for the good of our race

pretty easy to get a good score when it is racist to say anything negative about it

>why do rorkes feel the need to rewrite history

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I think it is just a general push back after el goblino turned out to be one of their's. There is relentless shitposting on just about every board.

no it isnt
a monarch always has an incentive to preserve the value of the country for his family, a politician can make money in 4 years, destroy the country and then get out

youtube.com/watch?v=E4q-sa1evAI

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Cred ForumsTARD DETECTED
TEMPER TANTRUM LEVEL: 5
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

this man's skinny knob gives me hope for the future

Don’t like blacks desu

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i'm going to have 10 white children

Best feeling ever

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>Cred ForumsTARD DETECTED
>TEMPER TANTRUM LEVEL: 5
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

statistically one of them should make it through school without getting shot

>leftypol moves to attack pattern alpha

>rorkes triggered again
roflmao

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my ancestor (:

Ive been good. I can't remember but I think it was a plot in aberdeen. Didn't want to learn to much incase i became an accessory.

not sending them to a black school

2 of them will also perpetrate a school shooting

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Is Rorke ever NOT triggered?
Biggest snowflakes on the internet, by far.

leftypol likes to shove big black dildos up their arse hahahaha

>makes me laugh that rorkes always bang on about "saving the white race" and "securing our future" yet they're all virgins who will never have children meanwhile the muslims they hate so much will have four children by the time they're 25 lmao

based nigger shooter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_New_York_City_Subway_shooting

never has /brit/ been so divided

very entertaining when the general goes all out war

Thats a nice pussy, fucked one like that the other day

leftypol likes to cry as rorke fucks his blue haired gf

state of the thread

of course it does

so low yet im cursed with one. must be the most unlucky man itt

Every day, lad. Getting quite sad, ngl 2bqh. Biggest whiners.

one bonus of porn is that you can't smell it

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Refuse to believe 16 year old + virgins exist

Multiculturalism is nonsense

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Nowt wrong with brown paper bag jobs

I'm calm about most things in life but I get really pissy when personally criticised

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

leftypol gets a stiff willy at the thought of muslims outbreeding them
their little boi pussies start getting wet at the thought of their race dying

rorke has rarely been within a sniff of woman
not many enter his mums basement

hi

monarchies do whats best for the throne not their country

why did he have to go :(

How come they've deleted one of the negative reviews?

the south african cries about rorkes while white people are killed by niggers

~40 posts later, an Cred Forums is STILL throwing a hissy fit about a movie!

A lot of girls don't like big dicks. And even the ones who do a lot don't really mind the size.

Im being 100% serious.

I'd swap my 5.5 inch dick for yours if i could not be such a weirdo.

we truly lost something special

REEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOO whites need to die
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus mate. Mines 4 inch floppy and I never really let anyone see it like that because it seems small.. how small is it floppy?

whom

leftypol projection hahaha
going to uni and taking white privilege classes isnt participating in society

fingering a girl probably feels better than what i can do

Lads, any of you guys posted on /brit/ while getting your dick sucked? It's good, trust me ;)

wanking so much my arms hurt

Typical nurse attire eh
youtube.com/watch?v=ykQPQuL8_GM

grug see fash
grug smash!

>white people are killed by niggers

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you're getting the two sides confused sweetie xx

around 1 inch soft 3.5 hard

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According to Rotten Tomatoes Paddington 2 is the eighth greatest film of all time

a white person was killed by a nigger while you typed this post

>what is Haiti
not the most well-versed lad when it comes to history are you?

according to my anus this poo is the 8th biggest of all time

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almost got fired today lads

but the joke's on them, I'm leaving in 8 days anyway

No, but I put my laptop down to roll over and fuck the gf this morning.

leftypol cucks triggered as usual
snowflakes need their safe space lmao

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fuck niggers

more of a leandoer man myself

>Get Out
>Black Panther
>The Big Sick

hmm jewish just as I assumed it would be

>what is Haiti

Woah........................
Is this the /leftypol/ end-game?

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Right wing men are stronger and more masculine

independent.co.uk/life-style/men-gym-visit-more-socioeconomic-equality-believe-class-research-brunel-university-a7752741.html


Women are more sexually attracted to the strongest-looking men, a new Australian study has confirmed.

independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/women-stronger-men-attraction-looks-muscles-weak-study-dating-a8105976.html

fair enough tbqh
paddington is fucking LIT

post bumhole

so many triggered righty whiteys in this thread

*leftypol stumbles back and falls over, face covered in tears*

oh deary deary me

Grug get mad at rottenberries saying Black Grug movie good. It have no effect on Grug life, but Grug is Grugservative and love to play victim all time.

still don't know if this is a man or woman

tfw 2.5 inches soft 6 hard

stole this frog from an irishman a few months back

Give them (You)s to lighten up their day sweetie

righty whiteys need their safe space

list of good movies:
rush hour 1
rush hour 2
end of list

you arrive in thailand

>Grug get mad at rottenberries saying Black Grug movie good. It have no effect on Grug life, but Grug is Grugservative and love to play victim all time.

wot did u so

its "litty"

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I’m 4 inches floppy and just over 6 hard

And yet two of my best mates are over 6 inches floppy, feels bad

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grug say right wing good
grug dumb

>inches
FOY

me

bitcoin lads

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reckon the janny will heem him for that post

their is .. no hope

sounds gay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dál_Riata
Dál ri

white people have always gotten what they wanted
historically speaking

wooah janny mate we have an issue

leftypol triggered as fuck
stepped out of their safe space and got shit on lmao

grug say right wing use facts over feelings
grug not educated
grug no critical think
grug dumb

You doing medicine justnow then lad?

>go to local kinoplex
>watch black panther
>final fight about to start
>say "AYO HOL UP DIS NIGGA IS BOUTTA GET DABBED ON" loudly
>theater erupts in laughter and chimp noises
>start *dabbing*
>black dude pats my shoulder and says "U AIGHT WHITE BOI"
>hear "he cute" from one the girls

*announces report*

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jews eating european children and controlling our media isn't really what we wanted

I was late like 50 times

not good la

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>jews eating european children and controlling our media isn't really what we wanted

rorke identity politics retards going ballistic
the leftypol intellectuals showing them up again

"Because we don't actually want movies to be good or fun or entertaining, we just want a giant safespace"

>wh*T0ids

grug like communism
lol whad a fag

grug right wing grug dumb

Yes 50 million dead whites in WW2 was what we wanted

that kid actually died

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>we

Looking for an extremely rare Cineplex brainlet wojack where the cup is stuck to his face

Much appreciated

>leftypol doesn't know about blood libel
I thought rorkes were supposed to be ignorant?

OOGA OOGA CAVEMAN NOISES
ROLEPLAYING AS A NEANDERTHAL OOG OOG MUH GRUG OOG OOG

that's what you're literally doing now.
You. Are. Acting. Like. Fucking. CHILDREN.
GROW
THE FUCK
UP

christ I cannot believe I actually spend time on this general with you utter, utter troglodytes

>wuz

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Seems the Jap got done by the university for bad science
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Kanazawa

And just noticed 'i before e except after c' but science...

>"Because we don't actually want movies to be good or fun or entertaining, we just want a giant safespace"

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>a...aren't you going to tip me sir?

Had a piss lads felt nice

grug think gruginas want to be raped

purple-haired leftypol legbeard snowflakes get BTFO in the rorke general and scuttle back to their safe space with their black dildo between their legs

got some bad memories

"bad science" aka daring to speak the truth in a quagmire of insane leftist dogma

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No.

don’t talk to me you ugly freak

whoa this man has a whole plate of baked beans in his mouth!!!!!!

grug left wing
grug lose every election and referendum

share them or shove off

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leftypol left speechless

hahaha we're acting like CAVEMEN how fucking funny! how bloody hilarious!! xDDDD

just shut up. grug grug grug fucking fuck OFF

shooting's fun and all but reckon the yanks obsessed with the 2nd amendment must have very small willies

alri grug

>tfw only 11 points smarter than a gorilla

>hahaha we're acting like CAVEMEN how fucking funny! how bloody hilarious!! xDDDD

>just shut up. grug grug grug fucking fuck OFF

all these willy stats remind me of a story

>in highschool
>senior year
>all my friends are chads
>one is the star quarterback on the football team which has won many state championships
>every girl across five school districts was after him
>i literally grew up with him
>he's like my brother
>he notices i've never had a gf
>he tries to help me out
>he spreads the rumor that i have a large willy and i'm a funny nice guy(which is true btw hehe)
>a cute nerdy girl asks me out
>i say sure why not
>take her on a hike at a local park
>not really attracted to her but whatever
>snogged a bit
>tomorrow comes
>talk to her at school
>try to formally gf her
>she friendzones me
>feel crushed; don't know what i did wrong
>friend tells me i should have fucked her and i ruined it
that was it lads. that was the only time i've been on a date. now i'm 30 and still a virgin

alri

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA EPIC MEME BROO WAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

In one day?

over the course of maybe 3 and a half months