a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
Aha ahahahahahhahahhahahaahahahahabhabahahahhahahahahaabahahahhabahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha
HOLY SHIT MUTTDOLAND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
F U C K I N G
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I knew Bulgarian were S A V A G E but this is definitely on another level!!!!!
Why do you hate america? America is the best place in the world I do not understand
i see what you are doing here
4x0 = 5x0
anythingx0 = antyhingx0
always holds true
nice
An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
You cant just eliminate the brackets they're not opposites and its not a fragment
An old Serbian man is cleaning his gun when his grandson excitedly rushes into the room.
"The Bulgarians have gone into space!" he says. The old man stops cleaning his gun for a second and says "All of them?"
The grandson says "No, of course not, just Ivanov."
The Serb continues to clean his gun.
American walks into bar
BRRRRT BRRRT GET DOWN PEW PEW PEW CHJWBEUJFJD
American walks in a bar
orders beer
pays for drink
bartender asks for tip
American starts crying
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