Why doesn't the world just rape Godzilla...

Why doesn't the world just rape Godzilla? Just get a person willing to fuck Godzilla and grow him to Godzilla's size or bigger and just rape him. Or create another MechaGodzilla with a big self-lubricating robo dick to penetrate him.

Because they're too busy raping the Joker.

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Where is Godzilla's boypussy even?

Its pronounced 'cloaca'.

Below the base of his tail I expect?

Dammit Cred Forums, you can't answer all your problems with rape

They would if they could.

Does it shoot lasers?

But he would be too embarrassed to come back. It's the perfect plan.

GIANT

PUFFY

CLOACA

Sure, why not.

He's got every other kind of covenient ability he needs for the problem at hand. Dude has thicker plot armor than Batman.

What if he likes it?

>implying he wouldn't be a sissy kaiju sub in bed
>he gets slapped with a 20-ton chastity belt and he can't get it up unless he helps rebuild japan
>his reward is a hard dicking and all the whapes he can eat every few weeks

The fuck is wrong with you people

>he can't get it up unless he helps rebuild japan

Would he let people explore his butthole? They create a specific vehicle to withstand the pressure of his tight ass and look for his prostate so they can stimulate it.

I can totally see the Japanese doing this. It's frightening.

>they make a gigantic maid outfit and duster just for Godzilla to wear

Because nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Someone call Anno, we have the premise for the next movie.

>Why doesn't the world just rape Godzilla?

This thread started weird and got worse.

You don't think rape would be enough to deter Godzilla?

I bet Mr. Clean could do it

Why does Cred Forums ruin everything

You mean started great and got better?

Paul Bunyan could do it. And when he's done he'd let his Ox have a turn on that Zilla tush.

What level of earthquake would all this generate?

I had a hearty laugh. Thank you for that.

6.9

m-more.

I always figured Godzilla raped other kaiju.

Y'know, like how a dog establishes dominance.

Think about it, Godzilla's gotta remind them who the fuck's in charge, and he's gotta get that sexual relief too.

I remember writing something in greentext format where Godzilla raped Titanosaurus. Never posted it, but it goes along with this thought process.

And Anguirus always follows Godzilla because he's his butt slut.

Well you have to post it now.

>Godzilla submits to scientific study in exchange for the occasional mecha-dicking
>scientists unveil new 3-story research center, but the building is built thick like a submarine
>it's a 3-story tall buttplug from which humanity probes and studies godzilla's digestive system and nuclear-powered organs
>japanese government calls in negotiators when godzilla refuses to take it out and the researchers almost starve

But Godzilla's not a mammal plus he just beats the shit out of other competitors like any other normal creature

As compensation Godzilla wants 900,000 men to be on his tongue and jerk off until they all cum on his tongue.

>Godzilla cums in every reservoir in Japan

Just for that Japan won't let him try their new rocket propelled rocketship vibrator.

According to the new movie it just might

Elaborate.

>you will never have a Kaiju bf

Just kill me now

>you will never get a growth superpower so you can fuck your Kaiju bf over the city full of panicked people.

life is suffering

That's gay.

This whole thread is gay

You will _____ have a butt buddy who is capable of flattening you under one toe.

It's not gay if it's a girl Kaiju.

The tip of his tail shots lasers.

I don't like dudes but there's something about getting off a giant male monster that really turns me on completely independently of the monster's gender and sex

I'm interested...

>giving the Big G the D
>implying it wouldn't end the other way around

>implying Godzilla wouldn't like being the sub once and awhile

>the world knows nothing of how godzilla was tamed
>scientists claim that the crotch-mounted device is only because its a secure anchor point and wont fly off
>everyone tells jokes about it being a diaper but generally they go by the official story
>get hired as an intern at the monster control lab
>"alright, now you've signed the release document forbidding you from releasing any information about your work here"
>"lets get you oriented. As an intern, you will be doing some of the more tedious, manual chores around here, but in doing so you'll learn a great deal about our projects"
>"lets start you out on the reward stimulator. You'll be in charge of monitoring godzilla's arousal levels and changing the vibrators accordingly"
>"its fairly straightforwards. As long as this dial stays between the orange and the red lines you're basically fine. If levels drop there are some other tools to stimulate him in other ways. You'll get a memo explaining all of them - those researchers have been pretty creative."
>"for now though, just keep things just below the red. He needs some motivation to be more cooperative lately. I'd say about 5 or 6 hours should do and you can let him go."
>"well, I've got to get back to the lab. Have fun and be sure to fill out your daily reports on all activity"

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What do they do with Godzilla's cum?

Damn it godzilla is so cute

Just make another giant buttplug building but wider and longer, duh.

What happens if it goes red though?

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>gay bara furries are shitting up godzilla now too

Not naming that file "Anal Pain Train".

>not wanting to explore Godzilla's anus hole in a nonsexual way

Stupid secy Godzillen!

Anyone remember an old website called Neo Monster Island/Twisted Kaiju theater? I only remember it cause they did sexy anthro versions of popular Godzilla characters.

I remember.
I also remember some of the stories were hosted on sticky-site.
That almost feels nostalgic.

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Man, thats some nostalgia right there
i remember being incredibly annoyed at never being able to find real porn

>They create the world's largest ball-gag specifically for Godzilla

Pass me the Enlarger Ray-gun. I'll fucking do it.

F-fuck.

Any artists in here?

Make us proud, user.

Some of my earliest faps

seconding, wee need art

Shut up Boco

Yes sir...

then it shifts into MAXIMUM OVERCUM

What the fuck is this thread

An average Thursday night on Cred Forums.

Soon they'll make Godzilla's anus a tourist attraction. It will be held open with a gigantic spreader device and there will be giant support beams holding the insides up. There will also be a platform that people can walk on so they can walk around and look inside Godzilla anus. There is even observation spots except instead of observing you are free to jerk off and cum. Then you can watch your sperm splatter on the inside of his anus. This will become a popular thing to do so people can brag that their semen was inside one of the most legendary monsters in existence. They even sell T-shirts that say "I cummed inside Godzilla". It will also be customary to make a wish before you shoot your load. Much akin to a wishing well.

pure beauty

I wish.

Cancer.

So other than KaijuMax and Gamera, are there any other instances of Kaiju on Kaiju sexual violence?

What people really mean when they say Cred Forums is love.

Does Godzilla's cock have the leaf-shaped spines going down it? Perhaps they're flexible, ribbed for your pleasure. They'd definitely light up when he cums

would he have radioactive love necter

could you, say, power a reactor with lizard spunk

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Yes, that's sensible. And very convenient for humanity.

I want to nibble on his stupid looking little ears.

Make one of these his size and we won't have to worry about cities being destroyed.

>godzilla contaminates a water supply
>everyone gets superpowers

The Japanese would probably figure out how to use Godzilla's cum as a fuel source. A drop of cum could power a whole city.

>I can feel your heartbeat...
>Shut up...baka...

put me in the screen cap

anguirus' neck is rubbing up against Godzilla's dick and he's trying not to pop a boner.

Alternate joke:

>I wish I knew how to quit you...

oh shit, when I was little that book and "The Horse in Harry's Room" were my fucking jam
also, I always interpreted that as more of a fatherly thing from Goji, but I geuss him and Anguirus do make a cute couple

>He was the King of the Monsters, but his king-sized sense of loneliness was too big an opponent to tackle alone
>He was a fierce fighter, but he was also afraid to open his heart
>Together, they will tail slide into adversity and bodyslam oppression, to find true love
>coming this Christmas
>Godzilla
>Anguirus
>Brokeback Monster Island
>one monster of a romance

seriously tho, could some user story-time this?

Anguirus was the first monster Godzilla ever fought too.

You never forget your first time...

Okay, this is just getting too silly, now. Goodnight Cred Forums.

>too silly
More like too sexy.

This is getting too nasty.

Godzilla isn't such a slut. This is too demeaning.

He's just experimenting and wants to know what human cum tastes like. And he wouldn't be able to taste it if one person came on his tongue. He needs a lot of people.

>Why doesn't the world just rape Godzilla?

America already did.

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nice

We've tried that with other Kaiju, It's had almost the exact opposite effect of getting them to stop their rampages. If anything it seems to encourage them.

In hindsight using ridiculously attractive women as the rapists was clearly a mistake.

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Claiming her as my waifu

who is this semon demon

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>she isn't conjoined triplets

I wonder how many people godzillas anus could hold.

OH YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED, WE GOTTA CATER TO JERKZILLA'S TWISTED FETISHES, WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU ALL BECOME SUCH ENABLERS... OH THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT YOU LOSERS WILL EAT HIS SLOPPY SECONDS IF HE ASKED YOU TO, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ALREADY TRYING TO GAUGE WHETHER OR NOT HIS LIMP LIZARD LOVESTICK WILL FIT IN YOUR PUCKED PIEHOLES? FESS UP FAGLORDS, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF FANFICTION YOU WRITE!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD PART IS, PORKZILLA WANTS YOU TO THINK HE'S A BDSM FREAK BECAUSE THAT'S THE IN THING BUT HIS REAL FETISH IS INCEST AND HE HAS NO ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER TO LUST OVER ! YOU THINK HE STOMPS TOKYO FOR NO REASON? HE'S VENTING HIS FRUSTRATION ON A SOCIETY THAT'S ALMOST A SEXUALLY REPRESSED AS HE IS! FAPZILLA WAS NEVER A METAPHOR FOR THE DANGERS OF NUCLEAR POWER HE WAS ALWAYS A METAPHOR FOR WANTING TO FUCK YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN A SOCIETY WHERE IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE TO DO SO! MAYBE HE'D STOP BREAKING ALL OF YOUR SHIT IF YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS WILL ALL JUST ADMIT YOU WANT TO FUCK LITTLE GIRLS AND DOUBLY SO IF THEY'RE RELATED TO YOU!

BY THE WAY I KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS IS GOING TO BRING UP MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CHILDREN, BUT IT'S ENTIRELY PLATONIC! JUST BECAUSE BOKU NO PICO IS IN MY SEARCH HISTORY DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE TO FUCK CHILDREN, OKAY? IT'S ALL DRAWINGS ANYWAY! I LIKE WOMEN, OKAY? WHENEVER I'VE WATCHED SHOTA OR LOLI IT'S ALWAYS FOR THE PLOT! OKAY? OKAY???!

YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LECTURE YOU FAGGOTS ON THE COMPLEXITIES OF ANIME GENRES, HAVE FUN FONDLING YOUR TINY LITTLE EGG SACS WHILE YOU IMAGINE STONKZILLA IN LEATHER, SMELL YA LATER, NERDS! HAW HAW HAW!

Gamera you're drunk

Is this the last one?

Millions.

ITT:
Degenerates

1: A godzilla-sized human still wouldn't stand a chance against Godzilla.
2: He's beat MechaGodzilla twice.
3: I can't tell if you think you're funny or are legitimately dense.

Okay but you fail to account for Godzilla needing a good dicking.

Can you blame him? Godzilla was never molested in canon.

What if other monsters get jealous of Godzilla getting all this prostate stimulation?

source?

Gamera vs Jiger

what

Sunibee better get on it.

No there's a few more from that artist, I'll post them when I get home.

Then they should just start fucking each other obviously.

Ghidorah has three dicks

More likely they're going to fight Godzilla for the human research dildo

Three is impressive, but who has the biggest?

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I always wanted a kaiju bf since being a child.

gayest comment of the day, but I fucking love her shoes

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How about that?

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same, just what is it about kaijus that make them so loveable?

And this is the last one I have.
As you can see there are other girls but I haven't gone out of my way to find them.

I'm not exactly certain. I think it's alot to do with having a super strong, huge and friendly guardian for company.

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>ywn hug godzilla

How were massive sauropods supposed to mate without long-reaching dongs?

Not all birds have cloacas. Ducks have penises. 20-inch-long, barbed, corkscrew-shaped penises that fire out of their bodies and lash the females like guided rape-missiles. The females evolved redundant vaginal mazes with dead-ends to thwart the males.

I read about this shit and all I can think about since then is Donald Duck deploying his horrifying penis during one of his fits of rage and whittling chunks out of furniture and smashing things with it

What is WRONG with you? With all of you?

Shh, just enjoy the ride. Into Godzilla's anus.

It's that single dad appeal.

>godzilla will never be your dad