ITT: Characters who look human but might not be

ITT: Characters who look human but might not be

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So he's a monkey?

Mummies count as human.

his mom was undead

well he wasnt

Any genetic material a mummy would pass down would be human. If it affected him at all he'd just have some inherited magic power like a sorcerer.

So... black characters?

Isn't he technically a half selkie.

>his dad is a necrophiliac

Still not sure about this one.

You do realize that his dad just fuck a mummy.

He is descendant of one of the plant people from Rose from back them.

He even talks like melon Stevens.

wasnt he a vampire?

yes, he's grand father was a vampire and his mother is a mummy.

Onion is almost certainly a moderately autistic latchkey kid. Honestly, I'm more worried about his brother. Marty seemed to rise to power in the music industry a bit too effectively in a world where "snake people control the government" is actually implied to be a thing. His sharp teeth are a lot more worriesome

I didn't mention that because I thought Blackula was his maternal grandfather

nah, maternal one was a mummy too, he convinced irwin of building a pyramid

Wasn't hid dad a vampire, too?

Irwin's Dad is Dracula's Son who married a Mummy and gave birth to Irwin.

In other words, he's at least 3/4ths undead yet seems completely human. That's as ambiguous as it gets

it's true.

He's part vampire.

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He has a skin condition user, don't be rude

come on man; thats just a kid with weird skin condition

His grandad was a vampire

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I'm confused. What's inhuman about him?

Men can't be selkies.

This is bait. Stop spreading lies about Boo.

His grandpa was Dracula, I think his dad's powers were dormant or skipped a generation. Irwin was a vampire mummy.

>yet seems completely human

Bit racist OP.

But mummies and vampires usually start out as human, so Irwin is technically all-human.

was this supposed to be a social commentary on ftm transsexuals?

I mean, "He" is a chicken