What's a season 1-3 Spongebob joke that DIDN'T land? Hard mode: no Patchy the Pirate specials

What's a season 1-3 Spongebob joke that DIDN'T land? Hard mode: no Patchy the Pirate specials.

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The Halloween special

Just because you didn't get the Dutch Shoes joke doesn't mean it wasn't funny.

>you're like a steamed vegetable only smarter

I guess I just don't get it

Does the Party and Lost episodes count if it's the Spongebob sections were what weren't funny?

Because god, those episodes were boring as fuck. Patchy practically carried those.

The Patchy bits were never really awful.

That ending got me as a kid though

I actually find Patchy genuinely hilarious. Not sure why people don't like him.

Yeah, meant the specials as a whole. I remember them not being very funny either (with the obvious exception of the Flying Dutchman one).

fun fact: one of the patchy specials (The lost episode one) had different writers/boarders for the patchy segment (Tibbit and Osborne boarded the episode, Lender and Henderson did the live action stuff). The other two specials had the same boarders for both the episode and the live action stuff (tibbit and osborne for both of them)

I liked the Patchy segments of the Lost episode.
>THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES

Haven't seen the Party one in years, so can't speak for that one.

To this day, I don't get the "three good reasons" to wear underwear on the outside.

Patchy segments were gold. They were stupid and cheesy on purpose. Great stuff and great show host.

Patchy pulling the guy down when he yanks on polly still makes me kek to this day

Based Tom Kenny himself. You could tell he had a blast doing those parts.

There's a few jokes that I personally don't find funny, but I don't know if I'd say they didn't "land" as such.

Patchy was awesome.

I didn't enjoy Ripped Pants. Or Muscle Bob BuffPants.

Vegetable means you're completely braindead, but I don't know the context of the joke so that may not be it.

>mfw

And now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me.

>And for the ladies, Hairy!

I can agree with Ripped Pants.

>implying girls and not just gay men like hair.
That's how you know a series is from the 90s.

Not a joke that didn't land, but from Chocolate with Nuts, I still have no clue what Patrick meant when he said barnacle chips were delicious "[not] the way I use em!". Part of the reason it's funny is the mystery honestly

As a kid I thought he wiped his ass with them.

From the same episode.
>I got it! Let's get naked!
>No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate
Why real estate?

Exactly! It's non sequitur enough to be funny but I don't know exactly what the joke is referring to.

Ripped Pants is an accurate representation of what it's like to be a loser desperate for affection.

i ripped my pants all the way through high school.

The Valentine's Day special that they hardly ever aired. It only had one good joke

>I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!

is that like suppose to say your a like a smart bimbo?

Hey fuck off, don't diss based Patchy

I feel like people would have a harder time understanding Patchy's appeal if they hadn't ever had a chance to see the kind of eccentric, intentionally-cheesy variety hosts that he was supposed to be a mirror of. I'd imagine that Hillenburg and the others must've grown up on that kind of shit.

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The closest thing I can imagine today would be how there are probably a lot of kids who get weirded out by all of the anime shit in Steven Universe.

Squidward was so mad at Spongebob and Patrick that he was literally steaming, causing Spongebob to respond with this line.

Is it wrong that I always thought this joke meant "and for any ladies who wear these, there's a hairy setting", like that ladies who buy it would want to have their arms hairy?

What? That had several good jokes
>that entire montage of Patrick looking at his hand disappointingly
>Sandy fighting off the clams
>I defy you, heartman!

Implying that realtors have to have sex with clients to try and actually get someone to put down that much money on something.

Maybe.

I just fap to porn of that sort of scenario so maybe that's why.

>Step into these babies, Hans
Slays me every time

Nope, that's how I interpreted it, too.