So like do the animals in Bojack Horseman have like animal dicks or regular human dicks and if so then how can anyone...

So like do the animals in Bojack Horseman have like animal dicks or regular human dicks and if so then how can anyone manage having sex with someone like Bojack.

Also Bojack horseman thread

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I imagine sex is like the Mr Hands video except legal

Yes but a horse dick can rip someones cavity apart

I see this thread ending well

Human, I'd think.

They did say that the characters are more animal above and more human below.

Just having a regular discussion about animal geintalia

They have generally human bodies, with animalian coloration and hair patterns. So BoJack would have a human's dick and balls, but his balls would be hairless and black, and his penis would be pink with dark spots on it. Mr. Peanutbutter would have peach fuzz on his balls and a hairless pink himan dick.

I have no idea about Owl Pussy, though. Feather pubes, maybe?

Here's a better question
If a human and an anthropomorphic sex, would they produce hybrids or just different human and animal offspring?

I don't recall ever seeing any animal's feet

Pretty sure it's human, or else they would have make tons of jokes about his horse dick by now

I mean I don't think Bojack has hooves or something so I think other than his face he is human

human or animal, not a hybrid

we see this in the show, Bojack had an old friend who was a deer she married a human and had two kids one deer and one human

theriocephs

when they have humanoid bodies and animal heads, they're theriocephs

As above, so below.

Probably Somewhere inbetween human and their animal species, like the rest of their bodies.

Humans are animals as well, any amount of human or other animals muxed together is still animal.

>Just got into this show a week ago
>No active discussions of it anywhere other than maybe reddit
>First thread I find about it is about Bojacks dick

I should have expected this.

Try making a thread.

I actually wasn't sure if bojack belonged here or on another board. But now I know, so I might just do that sometime

you're a fucking idiot

hybrids are generally sterile

eg mules

>wasn't sure if a cartoon belonged on the Cartoon and Comics board

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

For being completely right? For making your pedantic "correction" redundant?

Stay insecure about your intelligence.

Way to ignore the entire post. Everyone knows basic animal anatomy.

>Raphael Bob-Waksberg is rewriting The Lego Movie 2

How do you niggas feel about that?

I'm excited, I just hope it doesn't end with Emmet trying to kill himself or something along those lines.

Bob-Waskerberg confirmed they only have animal heads and fur. Everything else is human-like.

50/50 shot it's going to be one of the parents' species. Hybrids can only happen if the hybrid exists in real life, like mules, ligers etc.

to be fair, they have human feet. bojack doesn't even have hooves (which make the horseshoes around his house look weird) so I'm guessing he has a human dick only brown.

>hands
>feet
>human nippes and bellybutton
>pretty much just a person with a mask
totally human dick

lol try harder

Aren't the animal heads just a storytelling convention i.e. they appear as regular humans to other people in the show? Kinda like jews in Maus etc.

No, the bird people can flat out just fly by flapping their arms and there's a whole city of fish people underwater. But other than that, they pretty much just lived out normal human lives.

soo, when a fish-person and a human have sex, does the male human just jerk off into the ocean and impregnate every caviar underwater?

Do the fishmen breath our cum and dirt?

maybe watch the show that you pretend to be interested in or just go back to your furry porn, you disgusting shit

If you have came across any furry porn whatsoever, you would know that he would have a small horse dick.

An anthropomorphic animal with a human dick is not anatomically correct.

in the show sex between fishpeople and humans was never mentioned

there were orca strippers/poledancers and a preggo dolphin but those are mamals and viviparous...
I mean there was shown a seahorse birth, but how does procreation between fish and humans work?

Soo, even if they have human like anatomy, do fish still first shit out caviar into some random hole on the ground and wait for some jizz!?

This is seriously important for my interests...

Maybe he was distracted by the amount of capeshit.

but would he then have a nigger dick or a brown white man dick?
What is even the difference between a horse and a nigger dick!?

btw what happened to the one master degree mouse from the tech team of Mr. Peanut Butter's TV show?

Every Mr Hands reference makes me miss Nerd Poker: DnDwBPaF

So far with interspecies couples we've only seen that the species of their offspring is that of the parent of the same sex, like how Penny was a deer but her brother human.

Depending on who's the mother of the filly from S02E12 and assuming that's really Bojack's daughter, that might as well change in Season 4.

She was just a symbol bro

I imagine they're completely normal human genitalia, like this

kilkakon.com/pokedex/list.php?filter=type

>So far with interspecies couples we've only seen that the species of their offspring is that of the parent of the same sex, like how Penny was a deer but her brother human.

>Depending on who's the mother of the filly from S02E12 and assuming that's really Bojack's daughter, that might as well change in Season 4.

Bojack's daughter was a horse during his drug trip, so I assume it's possible.

Working in whatever new show Salinger is doing now? Same with Wanda, she's doing network executive stuff wherever.

Season 2 characters were pretty much nowhere to be seen outside of cameos, save for Kelsey. And I'm going to chalk it up to voice actor/actress reasons.

This makes me wonder, if Diane carried her pregnancy to the end, would she have puppies? And would it be just one or an entire litter?

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They probably couldn't get Lisa Kudrow again to voice Wanda, hence her complete absence.

Yeah, and they couldn't even add a cameo in the 2007 flashbacks like they did with Mia since she was in a coma back then.

>couldn't get Lisa Kudrow again to voice Wanda,

The fuck is she doing that's so important

Or maybe she wanted more money than the producers were willing to pay, which is pretty common when a show gets a new season or a movie gets a sequel.

it would just be one, possibly two if she had twins

I would assume this sort of thing is determined by the female as humans are designed to only release one or two eggs at a time

Shouldn't it be odder considering horseshoes can be damaging to hooves? Its kind of like being a black guy and having nooses decorating your house

The PP doctor stated a litter of puppies was a likely outcome.

The fuck is she doing that she thinks people care about keeping her

I think that doctor is just a jack ass who makes inappropriate jokes

Not in the Bojack world.

I don't know why but I can't stop thinking about what it'd be like

Apparently she's been in 3 movies in 2016 alone.

Not planning on it.

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>ywn take Lisa Hanawalt to the moovies
>You will never caress each other while wrapped in a blanket infront of a warm fireplace full of glowing embers

human proportions but horses in shape