>Steven is a boy voiced and acts like the first Ben 10
>Steven is way too cool for school and barley respect the gems or his dad
>Steven farts and falls on his ass and says “I’m okay”
>Saves the day with a skateboard every episode
>Steven dreams of being a pro skater but gem work gets in the way
>The gems can materialize vehicles and other stuff that’ll make for toys
>Steven goes to high school with a black nerdy friend who doesn’t listen to rap and 1 female friend that’s also the love interest
>Connie is the nerdy girl who they take her glasses off and everyone starts to like her
>The mustache twirling black and purple color scheme main villian shows up every episode releasing a new gem every single episode
>Gems got the same body type so toys are easier to make
>Steven makes a Youtube Channel and meets DewDeePie the fictional lets player
>All the gems are male except for the 1 pink one who’s a love interest
>Lion talks and raps
>The intro is also a rap with some nu metal
>Amethyst farts a lot
>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
>Steven now has Organic Web Shooter
>No one cries ever
>Every episode has children crying in the background but it’s never acknowledged
>Steven slowly descends into a hatred of society
>The nu metal background score doesn’t show up for long periods of awkward silence
>Steven says “Say hello to my little friend”
(taken from RebelTaxi)
How to make Steven Universe more Cred Forums friendly
i would unironically watch this show
No amount of Tara Strong is going to make me like Steven as a character.
tailoring anything to fit Cred Forums's idea of good is a big ol' fucking mistake.
>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
>Steven now has Organic Web Shooter
Fuck, you got me
>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
Kek.
>no respect for gems
More like steven fucking the shit outta them and then id agree with him more
Cred Forums will never like Steven Universe because Cred Forums, like the rest of Cred Forums, thrives on insincerity. Liking things, even ironically, makes you a bitch - and no one wants to be a bitch on Cred Forums.
I'm already a bitch, so I'm 100% okay with liking SU as it is.
>you will never live to see the fan reaction to this actually happening
>86364114
Hi, reminder to remove your tripcode. This isn't reddit :)
Polite sage
If you can't quote a postnumber correctly, why should I listen to you?
>86364133
I'm doing it on purpose to avoid giving you (You)s :)
I didn't know someone could be an attention whore AND a retard. Wow keep it up pal :)
Dude....
He did that so you wouldn't get a (you). People often do that when responding to posts they don't like, or are bait.
People can love things on here, there just afraid of being called a pussy for watching bi space rocks, all the they jerk it to slice of life anime and traps(not that theres anything wrong with that).
I don't give a shit about (You)s. Why should I? Is there some sort of scoring system I don't know about?
FUCK, I'm always the last to know about updates to Cred Forums software. Nobody tells me a goddamned thing any more.
alternate idea. two thirds of every episode is now hardcore porn.
nu/co/ culture is fucking wild.
>86364154
>doesn't give a shit about (You)s
>uses a tripcode to attention whore
Sure thing, pal :)
So Pan got triggered because some people don't like the show or what?
>there just afraid of being called a pussy for watching bi space rocks
That's my point: You're either insincere by saying "I don't like the show" and thus "cool" by Cred Forums standards or you're sincere by saying "I like the show" and thus "a giant bag of garbage that needs to be tossed in a dumpster and shat on by a homeless guy" by Cred Forums standards.
Either way, you lose.
I know, but i was pointing out the hypocrisies of people that complain about the show on Cred Forums. I willingly admit i love the show, fuck conformity.
Technically, by misquoting post numbers and all but asking for me to reply to you...aren't you attentionwhoring, too?
Maybe people just don't like the show, and aren't scared of being called pussies on an anonymous mongolian folk wrestling forum.
t. never watched it
What does that t. thing mean?
It means lurk moar
it's an Cred Forums meme than means lurk moar
it's finnish meme shit. ignore it.
It basically mean "This is coming from an X person" It's sometimes used to insult others. For example, I could say:
t.a newfag.
...And I'd be doing that to insult you.
Plot twist:I'm doing it as an example
>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
Kek. Whoever wrote this is alright.
apparently he got triggered by the Ben 10 reboot
I think he hates over saturated franchises or something.
nah, he likes Teen Titans GO!
you can't turn shit into gold
who doesnt? its extremely popular
even if you remove everything that made it shit?
Then you don't really have the same show.
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ignore pan, he has autism
>Amethyst farts a lot
Sold.
>he has autism
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>at the end
by that time his powers will include: teleportation, ability to resurrect people, bloodbending, stopping time, SSJ5 (complete with glowing pink hair and aura), omnipotence, and a free parking spot near the CVS
there is no way they will let him die
unless he goes full i-die-for-your-sins crap
>It's a Cred Forumsmblr gets mad at people for not liking their show episode
>All the gems are male except for the 1 pink one who’s a love interest
Why is he so adamant on the concept of making any of the gems male? I've seen him make a joke about it on a video of his but I'm fairly certain at this point he's just projecting now.
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>it's a pan tries to appeal to social justice kids episode
>organic web shooters
>everyone who doesn't like SU must be people who want everything to be masculine and aggressive
holy shit, how much can you fucking project about your own insecurities just because people don't like a children's cartoon that you like
No clue. I don't like the show: I find the pacing awkwardly slow, the messages a bit too hamfisted, and the designs of half of the characters ugly or uninspired. But don't try to argue that with the fandom, because you're just triggered by lesbian non-gendered rocks and must want farts instead.
>>Miss Bellum is removed from the show
I got this far before my sides were obliterated harder than Rose's varguba.
>wah wah why do 4shawn hates on muh diverse and progressive toon
>make fun of a common but stupid complaint
>"projecting"
>common
people trolling/shitposting on Cred Forums isn't a common complaint you dense retard, it's just an uninteresting show. get over yourself. anyone who claims that they don't like the show is labeled like this
Nah, he's projecting in the same vain that Burnett was. You don't think that there's a chance that people who want male gems could possibly want major gay representation for men? Or could show that male gems are perhaps on the same level of emotional distress and stuck in strict social caste's as female gems are?
It's really not that dumb of a complaint, it's a simple question. But retards throw hissy fits over it.
>The mustache twirling black and purple color scheme main villian shows up every episode releasing a new gem every single episode
Fuck you that's my favorite trope!
Wow you're pretty upset about being called out.
Look, I don't think you even understand what "projecting" means so I don't know why you insist on using it a bunch. It doesn't make you sound smart.
>you sound mad and you're dumb
WOW.
Also people like Pan probably have issues with masculinity considering he's a grown adult and still watches My Little Pony. I don't think you know what projecting means, dude.
>literally just going WOW NO U
>A way to blame others for your own negative thoughts by repressing them and then attributing them to someone else. Due to the sorrowful nature of delusion and denial it is very difficult for the target to be able to clarify the reality of the situation.
Yeah this pretty much lines up with most male SU fans who think this about people who don't like the show. Come back when you have something worthwhile to say.
You're talking about "Cred Forums" like it's a separate, discrete entity from the message board you're currently posting on.
Tell us about that.
It's better then calling someone an angry idiot and not explaining why.
don't tell me you wouldn't rather watch the show described
Your both faggots
Hes a faggot for tripcoding and your a faggot for doing that improper quoting.
You can't since Cred Forums will always find something to bitch about.
You're right, I would.
Put John Kricfalusi in charge of keyframes, and nothing else.
and this totally invalidates criticism against shows you like. Sure.
it certainly makes it less relevant
If Tara Strong voiced Steven it'd give me even more reasons not to watch it.
>all the they jerk it to slice of life anime and traps
"N-no I don't, that's homo and I'm not homo
This might be the saddest thing I've ever seen