/sug/ - Steven Universe General

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

pshh you call that fanart? this is my fanart!

100 times betterer than yours

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Please, stop

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she's a pedophile. she's not interested in adults

Peri makes me merry.

Christ

Isn't it just a bot with a Cred Forums pass?

I LOV U JASPER

Lapis...come to me

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Lies. Lies and slander

Garnet no

Lapis loves everybody.

nopaew a si nevetS dna live si esoR taht rednimer yliad

Only recently, user. I remember the discourse over the original post.

but...but... Isn't she a salty bitch?

Curious Lap

who will be shattered first when the hiatus ends?

she only loves young boys

pots ,esaelP

can steven save the children of beach city from all these pedos?

Flustered Lap

Jasp makes me gasp.

>Paid shitposting
Oh god it's THAT pre-hiatus /sug/ all over again.

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She REALLY loves Steven.

Of the CG, the only realistic candidates are Pearl, Jasper, or our Ruby. Pearl is like some crazy shit that would only happen near the end of it all.

Hey now.

GTFO

That's pretty lewd, user.

you're an all star

Hey guys, I just got promoted!

>Of the CG
>Jasper
Honestly, you fucked up with Pearl too but jesus mate at least stay relevant to what you said.

That's Pearl

youtu.be/Xzcyx0K_E9s

Not on Dark Pearls watch

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You're thinking of someone else.

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>her face at the end

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>there are faggots that still flip their shit over stuff like this

warning very lewd

NEVER leave her alone with steven

>Sexy
Check
>Here we go
Check
>Steven is a weapon
Check
>Lappy makes me happy
Check
>Gratuitous lapis shitposting
Check
>Forced lapidot
Check
>Jasperfags
Check

Looks like we're well on our way to completing the required threadly shitposting checklist.

i posted a meme, i don't see how that's "flipping my shit" but okay

> flip their shit
gud 1 buddeh

None of those seem genuine and are just to bring attention to the fact porn was posted on a blue board.

/FREAK/ SQUAD REPORTING

witnessed

You never know how she'll react around him

Can the Combine take over the gems?

Poel

you cucks need Lapis

>implying the very first thing to happen after the hiatus isn't the jasper redemption

Happy, obviously. The real question is what kind of happy.

wrong fucking gif

I'm coming into you're house tonight. You will be mine forever.

I want her fingers in my ass

>half-life again

It wouldn't matter because Gordon would just slaughter them all

>same artist

That's a pretty neat card face design.

HOORAY!!

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How to I upload a folder

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lapis is a pedophile, pearl is a pedophile, rose is a pedophile
are there any other pedophile i should know about?

explain

Why is she black?

tumblr

Why must this always happen to things I enjoy?

don't get greedy, there's only a 250 image limit

She's a bipolar freak of nature. She'll either cry her eyes out and hug him, or go straight for the diddling and traumatize/arouse him.

Rose and Lapis are the only SU pedophiles, Pearl only counts if she's ever lusted after Steven because he has his mom's gem

>That fucking head

No one.

There's no need to create a character death at the moment.

Steven already has yet to cope with his mother, and he still has issues with the people he couldn't help (Bismuth, Jasper, Ruby Squad).

If anyone gets shattered, it's going to be someone high up, later in the series.

Well shit

sorry senpai.

If anyone gets shattered it may be in a heroic sacrifice during the final stages of the show, unless we stick to beach city till the end otherwise no one will get shattered.

'LAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY'FAGS BTFO

aces and eights is known as the 'dead man's hand' in Poker, as it is famously known for the last hand that Wild Bill Hiccock was holding when he was shot and killed.

Could Homeworld survive the Zerg?
Could Homeworld survive the Flood?
Could Homeworld survive the Adeptus Astartes?

>tfw people actually thought the Flood could beat the Zerg

Mystery Girl's racial background?

I'm thinking Samoan. Maybe half Caucasian.

>"PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!"

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Another Bismuth, Ockham's razor dictates it.

We know there are multiple Bismuth's, we know gems of the same kind can look different, it could easily be a another Bismuth than the one we know.

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Connie is a Pedophile

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Yeah, fuck. I meant as in excluding currently off-earth Gems. I agree, non are realistic. Any other than those three are just ridiculous though. Those three buy would bite on cliche's and the most emotional impact.
>Le Jasper
>Gts Gud/Redeemed
>kantlivewithmuhself.jpg
>Sacrifices herself during great Diamond conflict.

>Pearl
>Yellow cunt afoot
>Le Stevel in Knievel trouble
>Saves Steven
>Protects Rose to the end
>Her pettiness knows no bounds other than death

Ayyy Lameme.
We don't need bots to shitpost, user. I've already got you covered.

Who's comfy here?

I say Mut

>those feet
ew

>Why have one giant woman when you can have a bunch of smaller ones?
Was Vidalia underage?

>its raining outside, early morning
nice

Can Steven eat all the rice?

I'm thinking it will never be brought up because that would offend somebody on tumblr thinking they're excluding others by making her something specific. Why do you think they made her a vague shade of brown that could be just about anything?

>shoes

I have a crush on Seth MacFarlane and masturbate to the sound of his voice.

Well there you go.
Aces and Eights just rolls off he tongue.

yeah no duh
its just the first bismth pic I found and it was a half done recolour I was making for a friend

Yes.
Because the will always be a hero the overcomes the odds and brings victory.

how? she's still a kid

Has Steven checked if Connie really is a girl?

She's not black. Consider the following:

>Why do you think they made her a vague shade of brown that could be just about anything?
Because she lives near a beach where it's easy to get a tan?

No but he can eat all of the eggs

Rainy night in front of a fire. Blanket. Tea. About to read. Comfy as all get-out.

/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!

What's with all of the faggots saying they're going to report the blog? It's not even against Tumblr's rules

wew lad its almost like its a joke that went so far over your head it broke orbit :^)

What can't Steven fuse with?

leon

yellow diamond

onion

Mate nearly all the brown people in this show have identifiable countries of fucking origin, let alone race, where are you getting your bullshit from?

TL;DR
You'll never know.

Mutt, or slang for mulatto?

See, it even allows you to think that she's white. She could be just about anything and that's exactly what they were going for.

>It's only just now getting reported because it called Lapis a pedo.

Why is tumblr such a stain on any fandom it's attached itself to?

damn user, living my dream
also, thats one cute amy
yo

>Lars

quite comfy.

>nearly all irrelevant townies
ftfy

actually, if bismuths are builders what was one doing on the battlefield? I don't think it could be a homeworld bismuth, especially when up until now they've only used generic jaspers to signify big soldiers. If they specifically made the gem that poofs lapis a bismuth i'm sure it will be relevant in the future

Even Kofi and Nanefua are from Ghana, yet we know nothing about Lars.

because muh fandom

Isn't he white.

As opposed to relevant townie? Fuck man we're even talking about Connie here.

>gem homeworld ship gets intercepted by this guy

>Why is tumblr such a stain on any fandom it's attached itself to?

Lack of civility. Too many spastics and not enough gas chambers.

Snowflake

So what is Lars' country of origin?

He's white. It's unimportant. What matters is he's trains.

>inb4 Dante isn't Lars' biological father

>confirmed

Fuck off, furfag

All Gems are pedos, user. Where have you been?

What do I know, I was talking about brown characters.

Becky a cute!

Na im going to have to say just mut
shes doesnt look black, white or mexican
she to me just seems like a nice complimentry blend of many

>Snowflake
?

Rockfag

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>implying he didn't Michael Jackson his shit up

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"the rest of the Crystal Gems"

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Well then, I'm sure someone can pick something up from a screengrab of his house.

the girl with becky looks cute. i would

Well yeah, the same signature was on both images

Bismuth's old fucktoy.

Do not draw lewd things of Becky!

>What's with all of the faggots saying they're going to report the blog?

You still don't get it?

People actually identify themselves as these fictional characters, not as a joke, but for real. So when they see people posting that character along with negative things or things they don't agree with they find it as personal harassment.

M8, Bismuth. Asks about Crazy-Legs, Bigs, and Snowflake.

She looks so unnatural, like she didn't start off life as a human.

What's the best ship and why is it Gregven?

>yfw the series is canceled today and there will be no more episodes

>everything on the lower right side

>Becky is actually a gem.

Snowflake wouldn't be a bismuth, she'd be a snowflake obsidian.

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Be gone foul pessimism!
You serve no purpose in these parts!

>crazy-legs

When it's literally been renewed? Make the b8 not entirely retarded. Thanks m80, I apreci8

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I heard that Rebecca Sugar had a miscarriage, is this true?

Color it

kek

snowflake is an obsidian not a bismuth

No bully Becky!!

thanks

Damn. GG, Well meme'd, Kiddo

yes ;_;

What is hypothetical for 500 Alex?

It hasn't been renewed since season 1 technically

your mom's an obsidian

You two need to get back on the bus and clean those windows.

I heard that her mom is homophobic and literally bullied sugar into having an eating disorder.

that's something a pedophile would say

And it's not Crazy Legs, it's Crazy Lace.

As in, a piece of crazy lace agate.

Woah. I didnt realize i was in/ aco/

It's a meme

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It's strange. Sugar seems nice, funny and is certainly very talented but even with long hair nothing registers with me emotionally when I see her. Not cute, not ugly, not anything. Like looking at a sheet of grey paper.

Please stop spreading lies and rumors, this is extremely rude and mean spirited.

Just so everybody knows, none of these things are true and if you see people saying things like this, don't believe them.

Steven, I don't have time for things that don't involve me getting to go on magical adventures. And I don't want to go play on the boardwalk with you unless one of the gems tags along so their presence will make a magical adventure more likely.

Just don't call me again unless there's a mission for us to go on. Okay? I'm glad you understand. Love you, Steven.

>>You know your rocks, mang. What was the second, you rock loving fuck. I'm dying to know.

She is a slag.

a true love

>filename
>50

What is your major malfunction.

CONNIE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, SHE LOVES STEVEN MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!

New af

Connie confirmed for manipulative bitch? And worst human?

what's her name

>Oh, Jeff, it's so big!

>or our Ruby

I keep seeing this shit. Why is she considered to be in danger? I get that she has a death sentence on her head, but it's the fucking Crystal Gems. Do you think any of them are going to get a handshake and a pardon? Besides, that'd take away Garnet, which is a whole other set of troubles.

So that's where Alexandrite's Slifer mouth comes from...

Why aren't there any women who do this?

The dude has 600 or something pictures of Sugar and he has been posting almost daily for a year. He has advanced autism.

Shut up Connie, Lapis is making you Beach City's biggest cuck since Pearl.

Just ask Steve-O

AyYyYyYy LmAo

Yella

It kind of looks like Steven.

There are. Where's the self insert Invader Zim fanart that Sugar drew...?

Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily psa

The 40 year virgin

rebecca sugar

I agree with this!

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I remember a couple reasons, 1 is the fact she is a literal red shirt, Garnet's occupational leader danger, maybe pic related but i only use it to shitpost, lovers being separate and a couple others, some user listed a couple reasons why Garnet and Ruby have some death flags above them.

web.archive.org/web/20041210205525/http://www.auras.com/RRS/madness.html

and bismuth

That's fucked.

There's a lot of girls that do that

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Ruby and Sapphire are fairy tale unrealistic lovers. Because of this, neither will die.

The Answer was basic

WEW
E
W

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>Burning the Broble
Now you've just gone too far.

I want to eat Biggs Jasper

More
>Kat
>Hilary
>Jeff
>Colin

>Same thing every /sug/
> Why do I keep coming to the /sug/s?
>the tumblr art?
>The inanity of an user fanbase?
>existential crisis

with the belly button piercing, she's almost a gemsona

Post more of best gem

Hilary+Colin+Jeff=Sugar

Sugar+Zuke=Hellen

I don't think I have ever seen her wear any color other than black.

Is she an emo?

Honestly, after steven's birthday ep, i really can't see Connie being like that to steven, since she cares so much about him. Hell, the reason why she asked if it was a mission could have been because she thought Steven needed her help

>Lovers being separated

Yeah, but a permanent separation? That seems real dark.

Does she still count as a redshirt after 5000-odd years of being everything but?
The picture's actually pretty interesting, though.

kinky.

Who's the guy on the right?
I don't think Rebecca would do that because she'd be accused of the Bury Your Gays trope, especially since Garnet is presented as the most stable fusion

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Because you like Lapis and aren't a faggot.

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He's a fan

Why would Steven need her help for a mission? They only included her during Gem Hunt to make her feel better.

*gems

Drawfags.

Again, i don't really have much to say, but i do remember an user who stated several reasons as to why those two are in danger, they also mentioned the bury your gays trope too.

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Only black can convey the depression in her soul.

Because Stevonnie gave Jasper a good fight?

Citrine

Jewish

Buddy cops.

pink diamond

What if Garnet's upper lip was her third eye's eyelid

Amethyst is my aesthetic

Post rare amys

Only because Jasper acted like a complete retard for that fight to make Stevonnie look good. Besides, that was only because none of the other gems were around. If it were a regular planned mission they wouldn't need her.

DRR DRR DRR...

user, I don't believe any of the three to actually be in danger. The reason our Ruby is there is that would be the ultimate climax to Sucrose's love BS. First we had loving your friends and family followed by being a loving individual, Now we have this shit that was teased about learning to love yourself. Consider the following: learning to get over a lost one. Sapphire finding love again. Finding a new Ruby. It's gay af and will NEVER happen, I know. Principally, it's that those three would be the most emotionally crippling.

beep beep get out da way

Garnet is probably the best substitute mom Steven could have.

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Stevonnie is still an improvement to regular steven so there is no reason not to have connie around if shit gets real.

>Steven's house is right where Rose's gem should be
Pottery

>omg they threw a shield
>I caught it
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>I wonder what's for dinner on the bottom of the ocean
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>[BONK]

I hope she reveal herself as Indian as Connie.

To hell with chocolate, curry taste better.

I will never forget Jasper. She needs us.

Well, you know, except a few of you. Keep your hands to yourselves, perverts, and respect the best gem.

So is Smoky Quartz. Connie is irrelevant now that Steven knows he can fuse with gems.

Those two NEED to fucking talk to each other

Jasper is dead

I wonder how conceited a Garnet/Steven fusion would be
They would love themselves so much

what's the gems opinion about lapis pedophilic tendencies? are they comfortable with her being around steven?

Reminder that Garnet knows she's cute, so she hides her eyes with the visor so people will take her seriously.

Here's two concepts

Then it seems like all that sword training was just filler then and completely irrelevant.

I want to see a Stevonnie fusion with another gem.

Not as much as Pearl and Lapis need to

Make this more Garnetty and you'll have something.

>no.gif

Pretty much, unless they make every Stevonnie fight like the one with Jasper where the enemy suddenly loses half of their IQ once they fuse.

She's not dead.

You're dead.
Dead inside.

That's got to be one giant woman

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>are they comfortable with her being around Steven?

They don't know what those two do in their alone time. Except Garnet.

Lapis is unstable and dangerous and they have never given a fuck since Ocean Gem. And neither has Steven

Connie's long long long lost cousin.

She's Indian.

Come on Sucrose don't let me down, my heart is fragile. I need more curry flavoured waifus.

Would their fusion be perfect for fug?

ok but what if their fusion was as fat as smoky but with ass and tiddy

Roll_10_for_initiative.gif

Shooting_dice.gif

Could they survive the Galra?

STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

Garnet's booty.

youtube.com/watch?v=gyYIjn0V1Uc

youtube.com/watch?v=YVg3Svbv2g4

Nah, I dig what you're saying. I just keep seeing it get tossed around is all, so I wanted to know what the deal is.

>Finding a new Ruby.
I've always considered them more of the Romeo-and-Juliet type. That would be pretty dim.

Yes, he is. Besides, that's not Steven.

I am sexually attracted to Matt.

NOT FOR SEXUAL

he craves for cock just like his mom

This is a wonderful meme
>Cincinnati

I thought you said the crewniverse wasn't for lewd

Me too, he's my waifu

Lapis, you can't just say that shit in public.

>fusion is an allegory for consent
>Steven fused with Connie
>and then Amy
STEVEN IS A FUSION SLUT LIKE JASPER.

>There are anons who legitimately think she'll just go get a new one because there many of her
That would be so disrespectful to everything Ruby stood for i would even shoot her if she even considered it.

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Why does Steven Sugar look like Drake

Marble

>Cincinnati

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lmao
True

None of the crewniverse is for sexual except for Matt.

Lapis could fug Steven right in public and who could stop her? Nobody

Hey now.
Lapis, and maybe Pearl I can buy.
But Rose is not a Pedo at all.

Age difference doesn't make you a pedophile. It's about sexually persuing someone below the legal age of consent.

Greg was 22 when he met the gems. He was well past the age of consent and was considered an adult.
Just cause Rose was 300 times older than him doesn't mean she's a pedophile. They were both consenting adults of their own species.

Curious to see how Sapphire would move on if Ruby ever perished.

IF she could.

Wow, who's that quartz soldier sized guy with arms around the sugars?

Look at that lewd eye. It's in the cards, user.

It was an off shoot of the primary lewd

I AM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE BECAUSE THIS GUY HAS MY FUCKING NAME

>Peridot is Zim
BRAVO SUGAR.

Yeah, it's possible.
Doesn't mean i can't despise the thought.

He looks like he smells like beer and cigarettes, this grunge vibe he has going on is really sexy.

Has Steven discovered fan fiction yet?

>anti-boner
I don't want sexual with any of them. Too human. Too real. Too gross.

>This is my Ruby! There are many like it, but this one is mine!

>oh nvm it broke lol lemme get another one

That was me

Reminder that when this happens their weapon will be cymbals.

I think he's cute
I also have a crush on Zach Callison

>Season 1

Objectively the best.

I'm not sure, sorry user.

Those are cute boys. Especially, the middle boy.

Why is Ian dating him again? Thought he was straight as a lace.

Zach looks too pure for me, I cannot sexualize him.
Besides Matt, I cannot sexualize anybody on the crew.

ayyyyyyy

Sugar BTFO

N O B U L L Y S U G A R

Somewhat, since that's kinda what Garnet's Universe was.
But he will when they finally get around to giving Hilary her god damn School AU episode.

I expect it to be like Garnet's Universe, only this time he imagines all friends in a japanese high school like his japanese comics (he had Sailor Moon on his nightstand one episode).

They should really do it soon. We have the perfect setup in the shows timeline for it now with Connie going back to school.
Steven could make up the story/fanfic as he wonders what school is like.

protect and cherish these precious babbies

He's not too pure for me
He's 18 and I'm not that much older than him
Zach is for fug

Is Jasper Cooler?

ayyy that's me, glad my art is getting passed around

nnyeh heh he

I'm surprised Puke didn't shoehorn Peridot into this promo like she always does with Lapis.

Help me! I see this everywhere. I don't have a favorite season but I didn't find myself enthralled until the end of S1. Am I the only user who feels this way?

When will Flo get her own animated slice-of-life high school setting animated cartoon?

Is organic life the best thing ever?

>Garnet posting

Ooooooooh, I been ready fo this!

All the school AU stuff is made by Hilary Florido, Zuke's boarding partner.

But you totally know that Peridot is also working in that maid cafe with Lapis

Worst thing ever.

I'd much rather be a gem than a human, even Ruby-status is fine by me.

Okay, but what about Pearl?

>frog
this triggers me

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There's nothing wrong with Sucrose. That's what make her appealing.

She can look girlishly cute, then at other times, really boyishly cute.

I wanted a serious response, not a Lapidot shipper's opinion.

Too damn petty

>I've always considered them more of the Romeo-and-Juliet type.

Don't you mean... RUBYO and Juliet?

Literal shit, take your worst gem and throw it in the garbage

She deserves death. This is Garnet's thread now.

Where is Jasper's pearl? Why leave her on Homeworld?

Does Jasper even get a Pearl? She may be a legend, but she "allowed" her Diamond to be destroyed.

>really boyishly cute.
Is Sucrose TRAINS?

Bestest gem

She reminds me of that one weird girl from The Breakfast Club.

Just went to Subway and got a Buffalo Chicken Sub. Anyone want some of it?

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Agreed, she needs to face periwrath

You faggots post your shit tier waifu every thread anyway.

Technically every Homeworld PD solider "allowed" their diamond to be destroyed. Include Eyeball, yet eyeball thought killing Rose would net her her own Pearl all the same.

Fast food is degenerate

Well that's fine, but you're forgetting Pearl.

lmao

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Agreed

We need to continuously appease Pearl or she will shatter her own gem.

I feel the character interactions and exposition are more nuanced in season 1.

>not posting full size

Fuck Pearl, more Garnet

Has Steven Universe gotten more preachy or has it always been this preachy?

Hal I didn't know you watched SU too.

Anyone else miss Garnet's old, poofier hairstyle?

I haven't noticed

Got any examples?

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This would be a way better 10/10 episode than any faggot lore shit that you lorefags would want, just like Hit the Diamond. I hope lorefags get BTFO again.

>Hal

EE?

Sugar is going through that phase that people go through when they come out of the closet, she now feels the need to preach about her gayness at every possible moment to remind everybody that she is gay.

I miss Amethyst's old design too. Fucking lazy Koreans.

I do, her big fro was awesome.

Why did they change it? Now she literally has Ruby's hair

It only lost a couple inches mate, chill.

>I want filler just for the sake of my imaginary "enemy" getting "btfo"
You lead a very sad existence.

What's Garnets personality?

made me audibly 'mrah'

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>implying fun filler is bad
t. lorefag

It's watch the show.

It makes me sad that Garnet can never interact with Sapphire, they're my two favourite gems

Fixed it for you. Now it has potential.

>Steven, look at this big, yellow PENIS
>Lapis, that's a squash
>Steven, I want you to FUCK me with this squash
>Lapis, no

Same except i favor Sapphire more.

Muh fusion

>The rapist
>Best gem

>yfw Peri doesn't need a gun to shoot bullets anymore

>Sardonyx was rape
Tumblr please go

Stay salty Garnetfag

Cocky. Likes bad jokes. In control. Very calm. Seems like she enjoys a good fight. Future vision leaves her a bit detached from the present sometimes.

HALLOWEEN IS COMING MATES

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?!!?!

>Couldn't even knock over a tin can
Unless my skin suddenly becomes made of paper I'm not too worried.

>that slide

What did that clod mean by this?

>this is what retards actually believe
Perifags and Pearlfags are so dumb they need a character to scream their feelings or else they're a boring Mary Sue

I see Lamar is boarding the Gregven episode

she pushed that cage bar a lot harder than that, though

There's no Pearl for Jasper. It's tumblr fanfiction.

>Pearlfags denying that Pearl manipulated Garnet's different opinion on Fusion for her own selfish needs of power.
Pearlfags everyone.

>tricking someone into having sex is not rape
Okay whatever floats your boat/however you justify raping people
She distracted them while peridot and malachite were still threats. She put her own personal pleasure above every single life on earth including her team and Steven.

To add to Socially awkward. Panics in social situations that don't involve smash or require going out of her comfort zone.

>Coraline
>Monster House
>ParaNorman
>Over the Garden Wall
>The better Scooby Doo movies
>Cartoon halloween special episodes

God Bless

Every Halloween I always get these orange-flavored chocolate balls from Walmart. You have to bash them against a hard surface and they'll split into "orange slices".

They're pretty good.

Why would the writers have Ruby reveal that non-diamonds can own Pearls then?

Involuntarily in a panic. Once again, not worried.

Ruby and Sapphire

this desu, anyone who thinks Garnet, Connie, or Lapis have no personality are too autistic to pick up on the subtle nuances of more introverted characters who don't cry and scream memes all the time

why don't you bash my chocolate balls against a hard surface, user-kun?

Same as every year, nothing

>he loves balls

Fusion doesn't equal sex. Yes she took advantage of Garnet and went as far as manipulatng the cirsumstances for her own gains, but doesnt Amethyst feel the exact same about wanting to become Sugilite? They want to feel as perfect and strong as Garnet, Pearl just took it too far. But it doesn't equal sex, it doesn't mean she's a rapist.

>Gem Harvest
>episode about harvesting crops, originally due to air in the Fall as a clever synergy
>CN fucks with the schedule
>actually airs in February 2017
You just know this will be true. CN gives no fucks.

Its not rape if the thirst is real.

There is only one objectively correct answer although is a good list
Pic related of course

She can't tote a steel bar everywhere she goes. can she? Didn't think so.

Is that a Terry's chocolate orange? Those are Christmas gifts here in the UK

get ready for the upcoming october stevenbomb

No, i don't agree with the other guy that it's rape.
I'm just saying Pearl tricked Garnet into fusing.
Pearlfags acting like that wasn't a big issue for both characters is another thing altogether too.

Did you even read my post? Because it wasn't about whether what pearl did was rape. It was about how she put her own personal wants above every single being on earth by distracting the gems from their mission.

God I hope so.

This
Fucking pearlfags and perifags and their loudmouth, attention whore waifus.

Yeah not intentionally yet. But look what she did to Jasper when self-defense instincts kicked in.

I think you could compare Peridot's newly found powers with S1 Steven.
>"Oh look I have powers! Now how did I do power x again and wait...I never knew I had power y either."

I'm guessing she will do much more damage on purpose eventually,

Used to eat those all the time as a kid. Haven't seen one in ages.

Thinking of going to dinner then doing a midnight tour of an old abandoned jail with some friends, they hire actors and tell spooky stories about the former inmates. Last year I did a haunted bus tour along the same lines and it was fun as hell

Found it!

Yes.

>Peridot
>Ever a threat
Nah

>Malachite
That one rests on Lapis. She could have given them Malachite's location in the previous episode, but wanted to live out her martyr complex instead.

steven is T H I C C

Yeah and Pearl felt like shit for it. She's aways had this thing about fucking things up because she lacks the confidence to do things on her own. I can unerstand hating Pearl for it, but it's annoying when people go around screaming that Pearl doesn't ty to change or even worse that what she did to Garnet was rape.

Perifags have calmed down a little. They're alright

Good shit user, you ever try the ones with popping candy in them? They're the best

What about the /freaks/ and Lapisfags?

>Comic-con 2017
>the crewniverse confirms that Jasper will be uncorrupted and join the team this season
>Kimberly Brooks has recorded for a ton of episodes, she's really here to stay, no status quo like Bismuth
>the day comes, it's pic related
U mad /freaks/?

Jasper is dead and Lapis is an introvert.

Anyone have more images like this? I love steven universe in this anime art style.

No, but I've had the strawberry flavored ones, and they're pretty good too. I still prefer the original though.

Anyone need a Myspleen invite?

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My idea of the show will always be better than the actual show itself. From reading the threads so far, my understanding of the gems so far has been this.

steven - optimistic goofball
pearl - neurotic and socially awkward
amethyst - insecure sperg
garnet - stoic autist
peridot - comical dork
lapis - depressed deadpan
jasper - roidraged foreveralone
yellow diamond - mini stalin
bismuth - bipolar
rose - big baby

They'll be back to their old ways when their meme waifu has another episode, trust me

For once, Garnet is retarded.

>Cred Forums
>Preaches for anime
>Disgustenning.jpg

That looks awful.

My kind of list
let's fug user

So you haven't even watched the show? You're just scrolling throught hese threads blissfully ignorant!?

>Peridot
>Ever a threat
>Nah
She was trying to contact homeworld and report what had happened and inform them of the crystal gems still existing which would have likely meant a full scale invasion.
Pearl put the safety of the entire fucking planet on the line so she could fuse with Garnet.

Are you blind you dumbas jasperfag

When's the last time you saw perifags kicking up shit

>My idea of the show will always be better than the actual show itself.
Post your ideas then

Why are Garnetfags so incredibly obnoxious? Can't they love their muh fusion waifu without having to shit on others?

>dumbas
>perifags kicking up shit

I rest my case.

I would be one hundred percent okay with this if only for Jasperfags literally killing themselves in anger.

You must be new here.

>Trying to pass the blame onto Garnetfags.

Wew lad that's some severe autism you got there.

Neither Jasper nor Lapis outright say their feelings to the extent like Pearl and Peri do, Jasper never said shit until Earthlings.

>likely meant a full scale invasion.
Why would they do that when the cluster was due to emerge any day? It would just be throwing away gems for no reason.

four words: fuck teen titans go

bumping this

>Why are Garnetfags so incredibly obnoxious?
Wow that's something I never thought I'd hear, Garnetfags and Amyfags are the only waifufags who aren't a total pain in the ass

>perifags
ugh

Let them have this. They're the quietest waifufags here and hardly ever post this much

Pearl is disgusting and has not gotten nearly as much hate as she should.

>bite-size candies for the kids
>king size Twix, Reese's pb cups & kit-kats for the chaperons

>loaded paintball gun & a metal rod from the steering column off a 1992 astro van..for the troublemakers

anything else that I'm missing?

>HEY user, WANNA SEE HOW FAR I CAN STRETCH MY BUTT HOLE?!

wat do?

>Dr. Peridot Says "Gems don't need to eat why does this exist"
kek

the cheeto shall return!

Lapis was getting pretty bad about that in Alone at Sea before Jasper climbed onto the boat.

Not in literal months is my point

>newfag

I've noticed that characterfags are similar to the character they waifu. Perifags are loud and obnoxious. Lapisfags are depressed. Jasperfags are boisterous. Garnetfags are quiet but condescending.

There are like 3 Garnetfags and we literally never post waifu shit, what the fuck are you talking about?

Fake, butthurt, non-amyfag detected

Ask if my Chaaaaaaps are in there.

If Yes: I jump in.
If No: I kill my self.

why does steven universe triggers my chuuni so badly and what should my gemsona be

Pearlfags are bullying cunts.

>somebody was very insistent on this one

>Lapisfags are depressed/Jasperfags are boisterous

So am I Malachite now?

Pearl is easily the most hated character everywhere you go. I think she was made to be hateable, only to keep on getting better. Nobody wants a perfect character who doesn't do anything wrong.

can't let her have too much obvious development

Are you implying I'm a Pearlfag?

I feel like I always miss pretty much half this thread because I don't watch anime

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Have you ever heard of Devin Grayson?

So Amyfags are disgusting and hate themselves?

Lapisfags have exteme autism.

Amyfags post every now and then but aren't as vocal

Pearlfags are arrogant and extremely autistic

Perifags are shitposters

Garnetfags lurk in the shadows but when they reveal themselves they're unstoppable

Jasperfags are loud, arrogant, annoying

Stevenfags... uh

I've been here since Serious Steven senpai. Garnetfags have hardly ever tried to start shit, especially in recent months where they've more or less faded into obscurity.

This post gave me some serious FLCL vibes with a little bit of Hamtaro sprinkled in.

aYyYyYyYyYyYyYyY LmAo

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Pearl will continually carve out new lows, give it time

>and maybe Pearl I can buy.
The character who has a crush on a thousand year old two meter woman?
or is that the mailman

pedos who need someone to believe in

So literally the only good fags are the ones that haven't gotten enough attention in the show.

Honestly, that guy who said Garnetfags were starting shit was clearly trying to start shit of his own.

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>Perifags are shitposters
>only shitposters

Really makes you wonder who's behind this post...

That sounds like a delicious donut

I want to fug bad porl

how do gems poop

thanks, satan

Stevenfags are nice from what I've seen

How do you poop?

well since he traded his dog for twice the rice he better eat it

Okay you seem to be either trying to weasel out of Pearl being wrong or are missing the point of my post. The gems didnt KNOW about the cluster. We have hindsight and they dont. To them peridot contacting homeworld would have meant an invasion. But that is not the point of my posts
Pearl decided that it was okay to play around with garnet when for the first time since the war there was a real credible threat to the gems and not a monster of the week. She put her own personal enjoyment of being Sardonyx above her duty to Rose and the Crystal Gems. She put it above her duty to protect the people of earth. She put it above Steven's safety. And she lied to her teammates about it the entire time.
There is no justification nor a way to make that seem acceptable. She felt nowhere near as bad as she should have and Garnet should have poofed and bubbled that bitch right then and there.

why, SU is super anime already

Reminder that she has nothing down there and she can't shapeshift.

carnelian

They're as nice as Steven, himself.

There are Stevenfags? I know there used to be a pedo who posted his weird lewd Steven art but are there really others?

I try not to

>perifags are not autism incarnate
All those months from Catch and Release all the way up to Too Short to Ride, remember those? Lapisfags now are nothing compared to that.

i want filler because i actually enjoy the show and don't consider any of the episodes to be filler

Do you think she actually digests stuff or does she just pass it through her body?
Since they don't actually need to eat there would be no need to actually process the food, it would go out the same way it came in. What I'm trying to say is, I'd eat a pizzarito out of her asshole, sure.

Then where did the juice go? She had to have peed at some point.

All waifufags are terrible and should get over themselves

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Maybe she doesn shapeshift because Rose told her never to shapeshift after she tried to shift into Greg

Sometimes you will spot the occasional pedo posting lewd fanart of Steven.

It'll ferment in her stomach and make her super wasted.

THAT'S when she'll fuse with Steven.

She didn't swallow it.

They very rarely seem to come out

I'd rather get under my waifu

do gems poop crystals?

>implying we care about our selves and not our waifus
It's like you don't even waifufag. What are you, gay?

I'm a straight grill who enjoys the show for the story and some of its characters, I'm not a waifufags by any means but I still post occasionally about my favorite characters. Does that still make me a waifufag?

VVV
XXX
OOO

Stupid fucking Stevenposter

People need to criticize their gemfus more.

Pearl's known for 'not swallowing'...

>no episode where all the gems will dress up in halloween costumes even dog Jasper
>it will literally never happen because according to the crew halloween doesn't exist in SU
F U C K
T H I S
S H O W

Sacrifice accepted.

Have you heard Steven, Peridot, and Lapis' latest single, 'I Really Hate Myself And Want to Die' ?

Steven is such a badboy.

no

I don't see why they would, they only poop when they eat food wouldn't they just poop the food?

that's a stretch. I don't think they'll accept that offering.

i have no idea what this means....

youtube.com/watch?v=6H1qJ6ACDSI

Steven's from the soul, Connie's from the pier
Peridot or Peri so bigga
Greg dick, dick man baby!
he raised Steven and loves the ladies.
Steven's cool ass lazy, he's still learnin'
Number one cherry Pearl, still a virgin

yes now end yourself

But my wife is perfect

I'm just pointing out that Peridot was never actually a threat, just a perceived threat.

they should have a halloween episode, and have all the characters dress as characters from other CN shows.

You mean Lapis and her two deadweights? No, I'll have to check that one out.

Waifuism is something you have deep inside. If you have to ask, you don't have it. Once you do, you'll know.

egg egg egg
frog frog frog
miscarriage miscarriage miscarriage

>She felt nowhere near as bad as she should have

A lot of waifus blindly love the objects of their affection, but there are waifufags who are some of the biggest critics of their waifus. Just because they post pictures of them doesn't mean they think they're literally perfect.

Not really

I admit it! Pearl has a lot of flaws and needs to work on her problems!!

>I don't see why they would, they only poop when they eat food wouldn't they just poop the food?

maybe their gem biology would process the food differently then we do, so it comes out differently?

hang on, i gotta go drop a pile of Rubies.

Garnet can be Raven, Pearl can be Jeff from Clarence and Amethyst can be Lumpy Space Princess

Her lips are fucking huge. They're like almost a fourth of her face.

Jasperfags are the biggest offenders of the 'my waifu dindu nuffin' league

it's okay user you can waifu crewniverse members too

Raven and Paul are fucking shit.

I'm always sarcastic about how "perfect" Lapis is. I know she's a lazy sack of shit that needs to pick up the pace with the CGs and help them out more, but I can appreciate how shitty she's become.

It just feels more realistic to me.

Not that user but that was fear, not remorse

OOOVVVXXX

Your offering has been accepted.
imgur.com/a/mBCAw

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they're all joking, i can assure you.
My beautiful perfect adopted baby girl is too precious and pure and criticism. She must be protected.

Holy shit your're literally me, being a straight girl and everything else you said

Waifufags, confess the sins of your waifus now

>Jeff not dressed as Pearl
Awful

Me and my friends are major Broadwayfags, so for this year we're thinking of dressing up as the Schuyler sisters

It was a mix of fear and guilt of what she had done.
She spent day and night trying to make up for her mistake, searching for Peridot, out of a sense of guilt.
She beat herself up over what she had done, even apologized (Garnet never forgave her)
Now you don't see her feeling that guilty about it because she's leaving behind all those mistakes she made, and in her own words; trying to become a better gem

Fuck this movie and all the nightmares it gave me as a lad.

>WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?!!?!
Working overtime!

I think they went for the square head thing

Read creepy/scary stories and not be able to sleep at night
Watch kid's halloween movies
I'm very hardcore

*you're

How the fuck did I mess up with that

She's dumb and horny.

>Shit, did I forget to fist Rubes today? I better not have, she mean.

>Being too cute
>Failing to kill Steven

But Jeff and Pearl basically wear the same outfit already and they have the same personality

>that peri

raven and paul are cancerous tumors that need to be removed from the show

Are you the great pumpkin?

>She's dumb
But that's like all of them

She's a dumb bimbo who probably wants to fuck a kid, but doesn't know why she shouldn't.

Is ths Peridot, Lapis, or Jasper

He's Matt

extra dumb.

That's more of a Godot thing really.

I cofess that Pearl has been a shit and has reachets the lowest of the low, but I also think that that's what makes her such a layered character which always makes it the more satisfying when she climbs back up from one of her lows.

>passing up on the square head
It'd be a crime not to do it

Jasper?
Ruby?

Quick to anger, chooses a path and tends not to deviate from it, believes in Steven too much desu because he's dumb as shit

I want Amethyst to try harder, to be shown making a diffrence in herself and catching right back upo to steven as they fight more often
guess not

There's more piece of fan art of her than frames she's been in the show.

>all those spelling mistakes
I shouldn't drink and type

Is this Blue Pearl or something

Mentally and emotionally unstable cunt who prefers to ignore her feelings and drown them in stupid shit like memes and TV rather than face them.

As if she doesn't already foresee it happening...

One of the rubies.
She can't count.

keeeeeek wtf am I looking at

It's obviously Yellow Diamond

So Garnet is like constantly fucking... right?

no, Ruby and Sapphire's constant fucking results in Garnet

Now that the dust has settled, what's your HONEST opinion on post-Jailbreak Garnet?

Self insert doing it with Pearl

Not as good of a design as the original.

She has more character and surprisingly more potential, just the crew has no idea how to tap into that potential apparently.

Hello new BG.

That's the mailman actor man

She barely does anything nowadays, feels like she's in the background as opposed to the rest of the gems or even other characters.

Take a closer look, that's not Jamie. It's a self-insert.

>Pat Pat.

Unhinged, jealous, irrational, acts on her feelings, has attempted to kill Steven, thinks little of humans, manipulative for her own gains, projects her own feelings onto her kouhai

No it's not. It's a self insert called Ashton. See the picture at

what happened to the last thread?

garnet is constant fucking
not a typo, constant fucking is what she is.

Design wise?
Literally just color swaps.
Shorten her hair, give her sharper shoulders.

But in terms of character?
She became more expressive about her subdued nature that only came out around Steven.
However though, she is being played as fusion guru which raises alarms to a possible defusion to develop her two components which i don't mind but that'd suck for Garnet.

Also introduced one of my favorite and hopefully soon to be fleshed out characters.

Jamie doesn't look like a faggot.

the thumb looks like he's punching her across the face.

>Pls No bully
SOME BODY

I like her current pallet more than the first one.

Ah

This is the only reply where I've been able to tell which character is being talked about.

anyone got that picture of the gems wearing suits? like it includes everyone including jasper?

could someone provide link since thread has reached limit? or someone make new thread?

Used to be my favorite gem, is too much of a background character now and doesn't get a lot of challenges to make he rinteresting to me.

i.imgur.com/U3c3VGH.png

I like her skin and clothes better now, but I hate her smaller hair.

Character wise, I like that she emotes more but I think she's been almost completely relegated and barely does anything unless it involves fusion, which is a waste of her character and pisses me off.

>That pic, those fucking dubs.
All my keeeks.

Imagine Lapis

princessharumi.tumblr.com/post/143978106923/gems-in-suits-ive-been-working-on-this

Killing herself

With a fuckstick?

Golden post

Garnet really needed to be more expressive as a character and get more development during Season 1.
But alleged issues of her VA being a cunt and not cooperating possibly fucked up any chance of that.
Now they kinda have to rush job Garnet while also balancing the development of Ruby and Sapphire which is becoming a burden on Garnet.

IN THE CONSERVATORY

>alleged issues of her VA being a cunt and not cooperating possibly fucked up any chance of that
wait what

>But alleged issues of her VA being a cunt and not cooperating possibly fucked up any chance of that.
lies and bullshit, the only issue Estelle has ever had with the show is scheduling conflicts. She loves SU and is good friends with Sugar.

>But alleged issues of her VA being a cunt and not cooperating possibly fucked up any chance of that.

You pulled this out of your ass.

Refer to
YOU ARE CORRECT
GARNET IS LIVING SEX

Period of Peridot
January of Jasper
Summer of Steven
Leapyear of Lapis

Please keep your waifufags contained Cred Forumsmblr

She's been getting down to business...

>STAHP IT, I AHM BEINGH SEHRIOUSE.
>Aww she's so cute.
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOOOOOOOOOOY.
>Insert Angry Gahnet face close-up after bitchlapped by Stets.
Yeah, nah.

The other two know what alleged meant user.
Step up your game.

We're all here, why would you tell the people who are already following the rules to follow the rules nigger

WHILE COL. MUSTARD JERKS OFF

it was like a group pic with white background, thanks for trying though.

>She loves SU and is good friends with Sugar.
This, they're always hugging and hanging out when Estelle in is California. I doubt they have any issues with each other.

Why are loudfags always so bitter?

>full year of Lapis
>but not until 2020
i patiently await

In case you didn't see it

Is it this?
i.imgur.com/D2R046J.png

>2020

The world will be long gone by then. The 2017-19 Triple Summer of Peridot special will have killed us all.

no leaks... ha... ...

it's fucking sunday and there have almost never been leaks until at least tuesday.... ha.....

did the hiatus leak yet?

When has there ever been leaks on Sunday?

Have you leaked yet?

Hopefully when we return to whacky adventures in whacky places she will be "yes sir no sir 3 bags full sire" silent leader again.

>the last capturing a corrupted gem episode was roader runner parody

>Garnet regressing back to no expressive leader.
You guys should be GLAD she moved past that and is only silent for 10% of the time while she is all her other personalty quirks the other percentage of the time.

And the "alleged issues" are still pulled out of your ass. You can't just throw 'alleged' on shit you makeup, hon.

>Gahrnet fags Implying Garnet has any character development.
>Gahnet not using her fancy Dues Ex MachinaGoFuckYourself Future vision to sniff out Pearl's Weakness; THIRST, and prevent her from doing anything, and being a good leader instead and catch her in the act, and confront her to a better tomorrow.
Gahnaht Fags BTFO back into the BG-Character realm.

Apply cold water to the burn.

>Get off.pegger

>This faggot thinks the crewniverse care about her future vision
Salt canister fags need to off themselves.

please at least try to bait well

>that analogy

Don't make me wish for a future we'll never get. I love Garnet to death, but goddammit the only thing that's going to make me a full blown Garnetfag again is her death. I hate this feeling.

>The subtle nuances of doing nothing meaningful, or that forces them to grow.
No.

I leak all the time!

>Apply cold water to the burn.
You don't say that here.

Leaky Lapiss

Pearl is best gem!

Greeting from Cred Forums

ugh

I just miss the whacky adventures lead by garnet so much
I also can't stop remembering when pearl released all those gem shards Amethyst's and Pearl first reaction was don't tell Garnet

see your doctor.

Pearl is pearlfect, all other gems are shit-tier

Haha, thanks bro :^)

>Cred Forums
>shit taste
Whoa, I am shocked

>muh secret club
this place isnt any better than reddit or tumblr

Get shattered, servant-class.

YES, MORE FUCKING PEARL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT EPISODES!