/sug/ - Steven Universe General

connie being Supar jelly from peridot wearing all of Stevens cloths while peridot implying something happened between them but she just steal his cloths

BARBADOS

AMETHYST!

HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL STEVEN!?

Why is Jasper currently the most interesting, multilayered character on SU? Did the crew accidentally make a compelling character for once?!

Peridot doesn't know what money is, so none. They are filthy communists.

skulls of the species they conquer

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Your version of Jasper, but with boobs.

ROUND AND ROUND
LET THE CITY TURN
PARTY IN THE HILLS
WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS

Because Pearl's been overdone, Peridot is too young, Garnet is just two midgets, Amethyst is fat and had no interaction with HW and Lapis is too depressed to give us her backstory.

Moar Connie and Jaspa

Garnet / townie of choice

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Draw Steven listening to music

Old Vidalia trying out some new panties with another milf of your choice.

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Peridot reading Sonichu

Armstrong and Jasper flexing at each other?

I want to marry Lapis

now THESE are requests i can get behind

Do you think we'll see Steven fixing the cluster gems?

Also, Pearl isn't really written that well. She seems to hate homeworld, and really loves the sights of Earth, yet we see her nearly kill herself and Steven with a spaceship just to see homeworld. It really doesn't make much sense at all. Jasper seems to be the only one who actually has a planned out background.

This with Jasper and the mural of Pink Diamond.

when are things going to change

You'd need like every piece of them to form the gems they where made of. Unless he makes new beings altogether which was homeworld goal all along.

I want to hear Lapis speak in full sentences this season

I'm not asking for a a lot

Armstrong picking out some skimpy clothes for Lars' mom

I LOV U JASPER
youtube.com/watch?v=37eEUsd1ASA

Well my headcannon is that she did that because she is a Pearl and wants to return to HW because she is made to serve... even though she'd have been killed the second Yellow Diamond saw her...

PEARL
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>the ghost of malachite kills pearl

She didn't go to space to see Homeworld. She just missed travelling from planet to planet.

But HW made beings with broken minds that try to scape from themselves. Steven convinced the cluster to be one with it(them?)self.

Lappy makes me fappy

PERI
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Finding all their shards and piecing them together in the exact right way would be almost impossible.

The best he could do is do what he did with the big cluster and get them to cooperate so they can at least function as a semi sapient being.

lappy a pedo
steven makes lappy fappy

Dubai looks wonderful and is nice to visit, but I hate the country and its society.

You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.

She'll be riding
Six white horses
When she comes

Old mc donald has a farm

Stupid reason. Not worth killing yourself over.
Is Dubai a great enough place to nearly kill yourself and your cuck son over?

Because Pearl is a dynamic character with many different sides and therefore it is easier to write an interesting episode about her.

cool song for Jasper
also that music video hot

When she cums.

She's a dramatic extrovert so it's easy to squeeze entertainment and drama out of her.

See Garnet and Lapis for the reverse Crewniverse failings

delet this

>Pearl fags genuinely believe Pearl has the best episodes
>Not worst
Absolutely delusional. Pearl episodes have consistently been shit from day one.

Replace 'Dubai' with 'the home I was made for filled with wonders and glory the likes of which I've not experienced for thousands of years.'

She loves her home and can never go back. She wanted to see a glimpse of it. Or even some of the galaxies natural wonders.

What you have to understand is that Pearl lost her purpose after Rose died. Rose was the one thing keeping her on Earth, we see in Rose's scabbard that she'd go wherever Rose was. In Rose's absence she has nothing left on Earth that she'd be willing to live and fight for so her desire to go back to space was reignited now that she had nothing left to lose.

>White: "Holy fuck Yellow, we just lost fucking 10% of our total population, what are we going to do?"
>Yellow: "Collect all the shards. Get blue and the remaining Sapphire to meditate. See how we go from there" *orders Gems with shovels to collect the dead*
>[4 months later]
>Yellow: "Okay blue do you have anything?"
>White: "Please anything?"
>Blue: "We have seen nothing, but we have a feeling of what to do"
>White + Yellow expectantly: "Yes?!"
>Blue: "Bring the shards together and wield them into one with the fusion torches"

And that's the story of how Armstrong was born
My spoiler was a heavy does of >implying user

oh YOU

>all those artefacts on a perfectly good lapis
drown yourself

Why can't pear fly the Ruby ship a little bit

Except she doesn't love Homeworld. All the Crystal Gems obviously love earth because it's "so beautiful". They probably consider it more beautiful than the shitty architecture and industry of homeworld. Also, they probably don't have any friends back on the Homeworld colonies either. And we know for a fact they hated the society. There's really nothing to go back too.
>Pearl confirmed to not really give a rats ass about the rebellion and just wanting that sweet Big Pussy.

What are you even saying. Recent Peridot episodes have been lackluster despite her lel so funny personality.
You can easily make an episode about an introverted character and make it interesting. The problem is that Lapis is a wasted character.

I'm too late but

Pearl in a Pink Lady (from Grease) jacket?

connie doesn't deserve jasper

It is the truth. Pearl only gave a shit about Rose. But we have seen that mindset change throughout the seasons.

Pearl needs some human bonding and beauty of earth on the double

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>tfw all Peridot episodes have been consistently funny and cute
Peridot episodes are best. Saying otherwise is to be a contrarian.

You can love two different things. She wanted to see things. Not people. Like when people say shit like "Paris would be perfect if not for all the French people."

Also she wanted to see the galaxy more than a colony.

Could you point out the artefacts?
I see people talking about them but never know what to look for

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Connie isn't that shallow! she likes her biceps, too

Pearl has shown during many occasions that she admires Homeworld architecture. She constantly praises Homeworld's superiority despite her hating the place.
But it's doubtful that that's the reason for her wanting to go back. In Warp tour Pearl talks about how they would travel from one placd to the other and shows disappointment when Steven reminds her that she's stuck on Earth, unable to go back to space.

The problem is that when she's on screen it turns into the Peridot show feat. Steven and Amethyst

When it Rains sucked.

I want Peridot to be tall and cute

And that's bad somehow? That's called screen presence. Peridot just happens to have a lot of it, but that just means that she's likeable enough to actually have the most screen presence.

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>Steven's moobs can't compare
good job thank you

>Blue: "Bring the shards together and wield them into one with the fusion torches"

For you user.

Pearl has also been shown to love pie, and then later shown to hate food.
>inb4 Pearl just loves to cook pie for some reason!

i bet rose's cock was bigger p

around the sharp edges, you have some crispy, square-like artefacts that are due to jpg
also most colors are fucked up due to jpg

look around lapis' hair and compare it to i.4cdn.org/trash/1474386978516.png

But that's exactly what it is as revealed by official side material.

Well she was cooking with Garnet when Steven got his healing spit back

i hate peridot, wish she was dead, and also wish all of her episodes never happened

reminder that your show is on hiatus. remove these threads.

This but with Pearl

what must happen in su to become a legit sjw show for you?

I hate sweet things but I like to bake. It's fun. Pearl has been shown to bake cookies and do other human activities too, so.

Because the crewniverse knows it's IMPOSSIBLE not to love EVERYBODY'S NEW FAVORITE GEM

>reminder that your show is on hiatus
so's your sex life faggot

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>EVERYBODY'S NEW FAVORITE GEM
Uncle Grandpa?

>bait
where's your next episode then faggot? certainly not airing. get back to fucking /trash/.

Fuck off Pearl.

Peridot episodes are about how funny, autistic abd excentric she can be. Nothing interesting nor original there. Might as well have a townie episode.

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It's an ass pull by the crew and you guys know it. It was lore inconsistency so they made some far fetched reason as to why Pearl likes pie yet hate earth food. Also, Pearl was clearly excited at the concept of EATING that pie in the given episode! Fucking why!?

>"I'm weldin dis gem"

okay I get ya

This is a SHIT post, please ignore this.

Or reply to him with cute gems, either works.

There's normally a one-week grace after last airing.

Lappy makes me happy

I know, just stop thinking about it

>have been trying to find the art of jasper with a 5 foot long black strap on dick for the past week
>can't find it anywhere

The reason they came up with changes her character in a good way. Added to it. Shit like this happens all over the place.

oh, okay that makes sense.

few more days and you fags are gone for another half year.

Why would you want strap ons when you could just have dicks?

Funny meme, my friend! Here's another (You) :)

>two more days until we're relegated to /trash/

What's that? Post cute gems? I gotcha senpai.

Uh no. She looked at the pie and only commented on how she loved pie. Never about wanting to eat it. Maybe she loved how it looked.

>we all get what we deserve
Is Jasper dumb?

Did Pink Diamond get what she deserved?

You're so angry about this. Are you okay? Is anything going on in your life you want to talk about? Where did the pie touch you?

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You're gonna miss us

>can you guys post pictures of your favorite gems?

Sure thing, buddy!

Wouldn't come to Cred Forums for any other reason

No, it was not "in a good way". Retconning to cover up character inconsistencies is never a good, or acceptable, thing. They should've never made the mistake to begin with.

are there any other crew members that have drawn porn of the characters besides Amber?

and posted it, i mean

what

How is it a retcon? Nothing in the show was changed.

>coach Steven
>Rose's scabbard
>mr.greg
>shit
I bet you unironically think Lapis is best gem too

Amber drew the porn before she was in the Crewniverse.

I am positive every single artist on the team draws porn to this day but does not make it public

Kurwa.

>Direct reference to tumblr
>Trans character
>subtle or non-subtle references to the migrant crisis and how tolerant they are

Chose any 2

I drew a peri

>Steven: Pearl, do you like pie?
>Pearl: I do like pie.
>Steven:Well, you're in luck! I baked you a pie! I sure hope nothing happens to it!
>Pearl:Yes, me too.
Why would Pearl not want something bad to happen to the pie if she wasn't hoping to eat it!?

that was before she was crew. Amber still confirmed for great though.

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They retconned Pearl's love of pie

That's a cute Peri.

>>Direct reference to tumblr
Too Short To Ride, icon on iPad screen
>>Trans character
Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
>>subtle or non-subtle references to the migrant crisis and how tolerant they are
Not yet

Maybe she hates when such a beautiful creation is wasted? I mean she always freaks out when people break stuff in the house.

they still draw nsfw stuff they just don't post them, because this is a kid's show and that would be inappropriate

She looks like she just came out of a lamp and is about to grant me three wishes.

>the general is moved to trash for however long
>the steven universe threads on Cred Forums wont actually stop

I really like the biker Perl look.

What was her other options? "No, Steven, you stupid fuck, you should know that I don't eat by now so stick that pie you made for my birthday party up your ass"?

>Free shrugs

But she still likes pie.

She had no problem telling Steven to fuck off with all those other things he tried to do, so I don't see how this would be a reach.

>>>Trans character
>Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
fuck off

>Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
One is a man and the other doesn't have a gender to begin with because they're a gemstone, try to shitpost harder next time.

>there will never be a Japanese Steven Universe cafe like they do for Sailor Moon

damn it

That's very peri

The only three wishes she can grant are anal, oral and vaginal. In that order.

She liked it, then she hated it. Now she likes it again.

>retcon

/r/ing this as Bismuth or Rose

My beef isn't with SU. my beef is with these shitty fucking cancerous threads.

Can't wait to be rid of you faggots. get back to /trash/ where you and your faggotry belongs.

*Oral, oral and oral

Haha, yes! Another (You) :)

>my beef is with these shitty fucking cancerous threads.
why hate a containment thread?

When did she say that she hated pie?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, user

>Doesn't like a thread
>Goes into it anyway

>thanks guys! Got any more? Lovin' it so far!

You insatiable scamp! I should say no, but all right!

MORE cute gems? My, someone sure is greedy today!

Have you tried not going into threads you don't like or are you just an absolute cockgobbler?

>Pearl: ...eating food is so disgusting! You chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop and it comes out of you! What a completely horrid experience!
Pie probably counts as food.

She likes pie. She doesn't like eating. The 'like' must come from some other element of 'pie.'

Cooking is a strange Earth trend with transformative powers. Pie fillings tend to preserve the contained material. A consistent, neat package for nutrient delivery. Recipes are like chemical experiments. Cooking seems like something Pearl would be okay with, especially since it keeps Steven alive.

Seems consistent to me. An ass-pull, but it works well.

If Smoked Ham Quartz eats a brick and then defuses, does Steven die from having half a brick in his guts?

Same.

Give steven a face

Will you stay with me user?

>eating food

She didn't say FOOD was disgusting. She said eating it was disgusting.

Pearl in a mecha suit.

And what does that have to do with a pie in a basket? In what way would she construe that question as "Do you enjoy the act of baking pie?"

What the fuck else are you going to do with it? Stare at it?

Are you trying to say eating doesn't required food in order to do? It's still accurate besides simply one word.

she bakes pies just to smell them and then throws them out when they start to smell bad

Why would she think he wanted her to eat it? Since when have they ever eaten together?

Is qt Pearl femanon here?

Bake it. Decorate it. Admire it. I bake things all the time, I don't eat them. Garnet baked cookies and doesn't eat them, does that mean she's RETCONNNNNNNNNNNNNNED?

What's the Pearl equivalent of the Murdercock?

>Are you trying to say eating doesn't required food in order to do?

do even speak you English

Nothing

>Baking things
>Doesn't eat them
Unless you're a professional baker and sell your product, you honestly have no excuse. Your problem is that you fucking waste food, you goddamn nigger.

She has obviously eaten at some point to know the process. It's possible that she likes pie, but her disgust with eating prevents her from consuming it. Maybe she chews it and spits it out.

>do even speak you English
spok English you donut?

Pussydestroyer

How awkward would futa Perl be in bed? With a man.

>or little gashapon figures of cute SU food

Maybe she hasn't. Maybe she just watched and observed a human to witness the process of the digestive system.

>Imagine Pearl watching, horrified as she watches a human shit for the very first time.

>Unless you're a professional baker and sell your product, you honestly have no excuse. Your problem is that you fucking waste food, you goddamn nigger.
>only professional bakers will ever make food that other people eat

Do you... not have friends? Or family? Is that where this anger is coming from? I'm so sorry for your empty life.

Different user here. I bake sweets and pastries for fun and give them to family and friends. Also do birthday cakes.

Don't eat the cakes because it's weird to give someone a cake with a slice missing.

Because why not.

>Here's a pie I baked
>Everyone eats it
>Ask you why you're not eating any
>Oh, I just like to watch

In case you were wondering this was supposed to have been a fang thing.

but her boobs are an illusion, user
no nips no ban pls, mods

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Not ok.

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I made this the other day for my family. But you can fucking bet I had some myself, There's no point in making something if you don't actually like to eat food. There's simply no passion or reason.

ZIMBABWE!

I think Pearl knows exactly how a digestive system works because she tried it before. She obviously hated it.

so lewd

i found it

This. People who make food but don't like eating are like people who like to watch during sex.

Sometimes, you see, the food gets given to other people. To go to their house where it will be eaten.

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>tfw Pearl Mount part 2 was never released
WTF happened to the guy? He showed us the sketches and everything.

ROOF ON FIRE
LET IT BURN
CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
I'M NOT CONCERNED.

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>Making food, then give it to people
There's your fucking problem. You're making people dependent on your own damn cooking. You're not supposed to do that. What I do is have my own garden, then whatever I don't use I give to others so they can make their own goddamn food and also nothing out of the garden goes rotten or gets wasted.

does Pearl really have nothing down there? Where did the apple juice go then?

>There's no point in making something if you don't actually like to eat food. There's simply no passion or reason.

That's your opinion. I love baking. It's relaxing, I like decorating and making baked goods cute as fuck, and people ask for my cookies/cakes/macarons other stuff as gifts so it works out. I don't have a sweet tooth. It's not the end of the world.

That looks weirdly familiar.

Naked Lunch, man.
"So... what is this that I am 'eating', anyway?"
"Eggs and bacon!"
"...Aaaand what are those, precisely?"
>Sixty seconds later she is hucking her newly formed guts out
"How could you! How could you! AAAGGHHH!!"

she spat it out

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she vomits it back out afterwards
why do you think she's so skinny

I don't think their forms change on whether they eat or not.

Actually, good question. We never saw Pearl morph her physical form.

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who the fuck asked you

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I like the process of baking and making nice looking food. Love decorating cakes. It also feels good to have people enjoy what you made.

I try some of the stuff I make because I like tasty food. Pearl doesn't like eating, so she doesn't eat. Might get satisfaction from cooking well and people liking her work.

i'm down for this ship ngl

She's a spitter

>that sad Yellow Pearl
Don't worry, YP. Your Diamond still loves you.

>Simply baking for the joy of it and then giving it away is a waste of money and resources. At least when I make food it's with the intent of it being a meal. Sure, I try and be as aesthetically pleasing as possible, but it also has to taste good too. Also, a person who likes to eat food will also have a varied palette. You're problem is that you only like cute, bright, and colorful food. That's why you'll never REALLY like cooking.

>Being this salty on such small petty details.
I bet you believe that shit too.

She didn't drink it
She can shapeshift a hole

I fucking hate filler okay

This show needs a fucking direction again, I'll fucking settle for Lion turning evil by now ffs

He probably had a sudden flash of clarity and took his own life.

We know she can. I gotta say though, 100+ episodes and she still hasn't. It's gotta be a big deal. But why?

...Maybe Pearl are expected to change shape all the time for their owners and it's a matter of pride for her never to do so when someone else asks her to? Only on her own initiative. And she has always trained in THIS form - she'd lose all that if she changed shape.

And maybe, as a consequence, she isn't very good at it...

> shit posting becomes obvious

>wanting consistent characterization is considered baiting
How did it get this bad, guys?

>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

I should redo it. It's such a logical ship.

Epic thread! Saved.

>lore
>implying something as minor as whether Pearl likes the taste of pie or not is something related to the lore
>implying Pearl didn't mean that she loved baking pie, as we've seen her do in some episodes, know your fusion being the most recent one

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Get out of my face, you NERD

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>It's all a misunderstanding
>Pearl likes pi

>garnet and nanefua

Be still, my dick.

Soon

GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS MEANT AT ALL ;-;

I meant take that shruging pic and make it into garnet of a townie of choice

Saved / 10 though

> Posts are becoming directly and unrelentingly aggressive
> Shitters trying to rile shitters
> sarcasm through the roof
> check clock
Oh yeah. Shift change. G'night, /sug/.

youtube.com/watch?v=XXkCXuDxV78

>pi
>not the superior tau

Bruh it's pie ffs, you can like pie for more than one reason.

Jasper isn't that interesting. She's butthurt because they killled her diamond and she constantly acts like a cunt over it. She feels that she's above everyone else simply because she's a perfect quartz and refuses to accept help from lesser beings.

What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest, begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.

I'd be happy if that was also canon.

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Based.

>you can like pie for more than one reason.

Yes.

What's the reason Pearl hasn't shapeshifted? We know she can change clothes and that she at the very least can shapeshift a vagina and an anus, but why does she refuse to change her form?

...That means Amethyst deliberately produces snot, probably to gross out Pearl.

To compensate, have some cute.

>wanting Jasper to break character
absolutely shit taste.

> she at the very least can shapeshift a vagina and an anus
I missed that meeting.

Some folks would have you believe it's because she was shapeshifted as rose and killed pink diamond. In rose's form.

>muda pearls.
Noice.

>We know she can ... shapeshift a vagina and an anus
Yeah, bro, I loved that episode where Pearl took a big fat shit while being fucked.

yeah hey anti don't feed and rush battlefury

>I missed that meeting.
It was a great episode.

Nah, Jasper refuses help because she doesn't think she deserves it.

>What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest...
That already happened.
>...begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.
She refused though.

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Flahback episode of the CG meeting Ametyst when?

She'd rather be corrupted for a million years and then shattered before she'd ask for help, especially from Rose.

Steven's going to HAVE to enter her dream. But do bubbled gems even dream?

>Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak gems stronger.

but guys... listen...

>dat hand
lewd

Meat pie?

Cream pie

So sad
Molested little Ame

You should draw more in general
Ever drawn Jasper? Or lapis

>have been trying to find the art of jasper with a 5 foot long black strap on dick for the past week
>can't find it anywhere
Never change Cred Forums never change.

you could have just asked trash desu
Indexer is lurking there 24/7 so he may have given it to you right away

>tau
>superior

>Like baking
>Don't like to eat
You're basically not even chefs if all you do is bake. And if you don't even know what food taste like how do you know what you're making tastes any good? Absolutely shit.

Oh Jesus.

>What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest, begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.

Disgusting

>You're basically not even chefs if all you do is bake

You're right. Because then you'd be a baker.

I can't decide whether I want to see Jasper view her diamond as something attractive, or something motherly.

whynotboth.jpg

Neither

Fuck, this is adorable!

> Radical over-simplification
> Not referencing a post
> Poor reasoning
Try harder.

>intro tiger philanthropist

I don't really care of sympathize with Jasper's story
>gets shat out of of a wall halfway through the war
>she's just some generic soldier that was lucky enough to have blessed gemetics
>probably never met PD
>she's not the only surviving PD gem from the war- there's Eyeball too
Jasper is shallow

I drew a Lappy

Not even a baker either. I bet you don't even challenge yourself by making different shapes of cake with different types of icing, or know which tastes better. Just throw away your smock you plebeian.
Someone is butthurt.

>calls the deepest and most layered character shallow
Fucking Cipher! Leave!

Protip: it's you

Also, she was expecting to have tea at the tea cups ride at Funland

...an overbearing, overprotective mother. A mother that demands to be seen as a godess and all her ridiculous rules followed for the sake of being followed and punishments are on time and regular.

...Nightmare Hospital could foreshadow that Jasper, while recovering from corruption, maybe being looked after by Connie, starts to see the similarities between Connie and Rose, and Connie's mom and Pink Diamond, and starts to see the need to stop following her.

...the Diamonds don't respect life, any life, not even Gem Life. All must fit within Gem Order or be swept away, to be consumed for the Gems and for the Gems to serve THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY.

...and that's wrong...

>Lars is a transman
>Birth name is Laramie
>Shown without a shirt on
Suuuuure...

Jasper worships Priyanka?

Snek's lower jaw is supposed to be inside Lazuli?

>snake eyes

>bamboozled out of Jasper genitals again

Kidding, I really like it. Thanks Gem Smooches!

behind her face

Oh my god, could Steven scream anymore in Onion Gang?
>"W-WAAAAAIT!"
>"ONION! R-RUUUUUUUNNNN!"
>"C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT!"
>"BYE! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU ALL!"
If the character doesn't need to say something, then just don't have the character say something. Jesus Christ, I've never been more annoyed by Steven's voice.
>"I'll call a Medical professional."
Can you at least stay in character while you're busy talking and narrating for no reason?

KEK

It's a Lamar episode, what do you expect?

Hmm... something's missing.

>I've never been more annoyed by Steven's voice

When did Steven's voice begin the transition from it's Season 1 style to what we have now? He's sounds nothing like he used to.

Is an indexer who saves random pictures for the lulz, or somebody who just collects and names for archive purposes?

Child actors, man.

he's autistic

He's an autist.

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HECK

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But his voice has gotten HIGHER.

That could be a way it goes too, sure.

He didn't call Pearl shallow.

>MGS5 Miller
NOICE.

Why do you reject my love user?

Because he's forcing it, and it shows.

think he reverse image searches shit to get the higher quality version, but if he saves every image that's some fucking dedication

but to be fair, he taught me to always check for a _1280 version before saving/posting an image

They should've never changed it. It's a shame!

Sounds like someone impersonating Steven's obnoxious voice, not his normal voice.

Because you're shit. Get out of my sight.

>I'll call a medical professional
Did he really say that?
KEK

>not posting the .gif

Lapis, you're scaring me.

Yeah, the episode is pure garbage.

the entire episode felt like all the voice actors couldn't come that day so they had to improvise

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They should fire Zach and hire a new VA for Steven.

Did you not watch it?
I'm still stunned by the pitch in Steven's voice when he asks Onion to run. It's like they deliberately made it childish and annoying.

The only people they had that day were Zach and Lamar, wew.

she probably hates that she never really had any control over anything that happened to her

>gets shat out of of a wall halfway through the war
never asked to be made under the circumstances that she was and never had a chance to join the rebellion because she was only made to fight it

>she's just some generic soldier that was lucky enough to have blessed gemetics
all her kindergarten sisters probably got left on earth/shattered for being defective, she might not think she deserves to have gotten a chance the escape to homeworld that they didn't when she failed just as much as they did. her being perfect/the only jasper might also be part of the reason why it's hard for to make friends and connect with others, if gems on homeworld just see her as an idol or war-hero

>probably never met PD
we aren't sure about that but even if never did (what she saw as) her sole purpose in life involved protecting her, and homeworld seems to make it's gems think that they are worthless and should be killed if they can't do what they're made for

>she's not the only surviving PD gem from the war- there's Eyeball too
again, might not be any other jaspers/beta kindergarten gems/gems made specifically to fight and win the rebellion though

when she says "nobody i fuse with ever wants to stay" i think you're supposed to feel bad that she doesn't know and can't comprehend why people don't like her because she never really got the chance to learn how to love herself or others by being born to fight and die and being brainwashed by homeworld ideologies, rather than actually feel bad that nobody likes her

Normally I would give somebody shit for skipping episodes, but in the case of Onion Gang I find it completely acceptable.

While we're firing people add Zuke and Lamar to that list.

Paul and Raven too.

Why did Miller have such a hard on for burgers?

Oh that is his name, cool guy indexer.

ok but what if becky commits suicide?

Zuke can draw, just don't have her write anything. And force her to draw Lapis' hair properly.

Fuck off. The only one that needs to be fired is Lamar and they need to age Steven so he can speak somewhat normally instead of forcing him to still sound like a child.

There is this tape you get somewhere in MGS5 where he basically rips off mcdonalds, before it existed. With the ideal to feed all the hangry peepl, it would contain all the conservatives to stay edible for months at a time, I.E McDonald fries search it.

Wait a minute, how do you ride six horses at once?

Long story short:
ETERNAL SUFFERING

ANGOLA

>cool guy
This isn't fucking /hr/
If low res pictures trigger him so much he should only post there.

Lamar is my hero just for beach party

>Currently sitting at 67316 images
Cool, keep it up indexer!

Steven will remain like an 8-year-old kid though. They will need to fire Zach.

Pearls are spheres; spheres don't have sides. Checkmate nigger.

>basically rips off mcdonalds, before it existed
>44 years after McDonald's was founded

>ideal to feed all the hangry peepl

Thank you, Sapphire. That's all I needed to know.

holy shit that connie's adorable

What went right?

They have an infinite number of sides. King me, beaner.

In all six horses. At once.

Oh, well, find the tape then forgot the other parts.

The way she draws teeth gets on my nerves.

Well your cherry picking an episode that had wonky animation all around certainly didn't go right, nor did picking two entirely different boarders.

connie is always adorable. and kinda hot

Lamar is fucking garbage and can't draw to save his fucking life.
He has already been shown to be able to grow. They need to get it over with and have him hit puberty already.

I drew a Pearl

i don't know what she's supposed to be, I just drew it. was gona trash it and start over but might as well share it here

lapis is fucked up

lapis is a pedophile

Yeah in birthday, he didn't almost die of transforming so long, but AGING way too far.

NOT raven and paul

>I MISS her

I miss the wacky animation of S1

lapis is a rapist

I would ask why there isn't a board for Comic/Cartoon Generals, but outside of SU and RWBY I can't say theres enough of a demand for it.

It's nice, makes me think of the concept of Pearl living that island life.

have you ever gone to Ic on Cred Forums?

There are great free guides to help you improve, if you'd want to.

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Reeeeeeally fat.

Why is Connie such a cunt?

>Pearl
Pearl fags are this delusional.

Lapis: I miss her

Jasper:

I miss Garnet's old hair

>lapis is a pedophile
Where did this come from?

she's not. she's a sweet girl

yunisverse.tumblr.com/post/150669442056/lately-ive-been-thinking-a-lot-about-whats

I miss townie episodes actually being funny and tying into the plot.

Post more cunt-connie

She wants to beat his dick off, duh.

The characters are so static and robotic in Onion Gang, it almost resembled GoAnimate.

Rebecca Sugar's lingering shotacon fantasies

yeah I do, I've been doing a lot of figure drawings, I need to improve my anatomy. Gems are pretty cartoony though, I have some doodling them

I miss her old outfit

>Megatron
C'mon, clearly all gems are lesbians. There's only one OTP for Yellow Diamond, and that's an equally bitchy, yellow, inorganic, empire leading specimen.

Reminder.

keek.

She's the best though.

Looks like she would be wandering around the Sea Spire millennia ago

Speaking of cunt hers is showing.

Of all the characters on SU Jasper is by far the most sympathetic imo. She tries her best but fails and blames herself. And the only person she ever cared about was murdered. It's highly likely Jasper suffers from some actual PTSD.

that means that she feels attracted to kids

This I like

lel.

She just misses torturing her, she doesn't care about Japer at all, she just thinks she does so she can partially make herself seem better in her own eyes.

Yeah, now the townies are segregated in their own boring show. When Garnet showed up in Zoltron, it was as if a crossover had occurred from another show.
>Then she walks right off like a pointless cameo
SU is like Grim & Evil; it's two shows. Steven and the Crystal Gems & Steven and the Beach City townies.
>Not good writing, btw.

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I find it hard to feel sorry for Jasper.

I wonder what prehistoric gems look like

>Robot queen not wanting giant robot species for fug snug, and conquering planets.
wew

Anybody's got that pic of Eyeball and her Pearl that was a reference of Homer Simpson imagining himself after robbing the Quickie-Mart?

Guy who made the image here: Both of those examples are actually from the same boarder
ghostdigits.tumblr.com/post/148865090116/some-boards-from-know-your-fusion

If she didn't treat everyone around her like actual garbage I would agree. But venting your own problems on people around you is a shitty thing to do even for people with mental problems.
Jasper is a terrible person and her belief that she doesn't deserve better is true. She deserves to suffer for being such a unbelievable cunt.

>tfw you liked this post

So what if the issue about Pearl not shapeshifting is never touched upon?

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One user had a theory that corruption is like devolving

Some people even compare gems to computer or machines. So that'd be like their software getting downgraded

berserker pryianka from the last thread. continuing my series.

already done lapis, garnet, armstrong and peridot. if you want to see them just ask.

who should be next to berserk out?

Do berserker Pearl

gif version

>"Is there a mission?"

It's a shame, she finally became a useful member of the team and it turns out she doesn't care for them or Steven at all.

Thank you user

are you a pedophile user?

Can I see your lapis

Consider: stevonnie

moar

What's with the hair difference?

Berserker Lars's mom?

alright

This is worth 30$

Not that POS Pearl one they put out for that much

nice theory, and I bet Diamonds were the homo sapiens of Home World. Evolved faster, started civilization and later evolved the dino gems.. hmm

Post cute Connies.

I just REALLY like being mean to Lappy.

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I want to pound Lars mum in the arse.

Well for one thing, I think the Crystal Gems kind of deserved it for sparking a war that resulted in countless numbers of their own race dying. Also, if you've known actual depressed people, like I have, you would know they tend to be dicks to other people. It's actually fairly realistically displayed in the show. Depressed people try their best to push others away, but if you care about them you won't let it happen. This makes her a sympathetic character, and a pitiable one.

I feel like Connie would go on a Gem Massacre in a war. She would force Steven as Stevonnie to smash gems, because she think she's such a warrior, and Pearl would just dismiss it; Garnet would be disgusted but perhaps distant, and Amethyst would probably join in naively. Steven would begin to hate her for disobeying rules of engagement.

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do cyborg Jasper

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Is her face okay?

How about all of them before hiatus ban.

Fucking dead kids should be legal.

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best waifu

I missed your Peridot and Armstrong, post those too, please.

she deserves to find inner peace and happiness

Different boarders draw hair differently

Pic related is Zuke's in an especially unfortunate looking scene

I wonder if since they're dead you would still be charged with pedophilia or if it would just be desecration of a corpse.

>curry

>Also, if you've known actual depressed people, like I have, you would know they tend to be dicks to other people
As someone with depression you can suck a giant dick. If anything I either don't bother people or try too hard to make them happy. She doesn't have depression she has self worth issues which she vents on even her allies like peridot or lapis by treating them like crap in the return and jailbreak.
Also abusing corrupted gems is not sympathetic and she deserved her corruption.

>Connie and Bismuth committing war crimes together

I wanna see this now.

to be fair, the crew seemed to experiment with the shape of Pearl's head for like 20 episodes or so before they finally nailed the cuteness.

>implying curry isn't delicious

>People don't find messy bed hair Lapis sexy as fuck

That is a good question

Any necropedophilia experts or medical professionals in the thread?

Well, whoever draws Lapis like a cokehead, really needs to stop.

It was a gradual process, too

Berserk Holopearl please?

>As someone with depression you can suck a giant dick
Really you're just proving me right.

Curry is good user

She looks more like a rape victim there
>(forced into) bed head

I think a lot of faggots are reading it wrong.

>Be Connie
>Started up school again
>Weekend comes around
>Be a huge dork
>JESUS FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY THE BOOKS MY TEACHERS TOLD ME TO GET!
Or, alternatively,
>Dr. M: Connie, we're going to buy those books your teachers told you to get, come on.
>Connie: Ugh, fine.
either way,
>Steven texts you "Yo C, wanna come over?"
>Well, I would like to but I gotta do this/my mom is making me do this first
>"Is there a mission" (so I can have a good excuse to bail)
>"No"
>"Well fuck then Steven, I gotta go buy books and shit so I don't fail the 7th grade. We'll fuck later."

>bed hair

If anything, it's barn hair.

This is better than Stevonnie

Artist do this one instead

They should keep Zuke as a boarder.

>online interactions are the same as real life interactions
Shitposter in the sheets gentleman in the streets.

Connie would totally be down for it though. Pearl would be too, since she hates being oppressed by Homeworld's system and rules--she swung right at Peridot's holographic gemstone. Amethyst is stupid, and probably doesn't understand consequence so she'd do it. Bismuth would probably help Connie make a neckless out of damaged gems. Like War trophies from the Pacific.

The only ones who wouldn't do it is Garnet and Steven. And they'd be furious once they found out.

It's too bad they'll never do something like this.

>Aussie-posting

This spices my /sug/ right up, cunt.

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She is so cute lads.

dont worry will.

Zuke should get back on social media and start updating Peridot's twitter again.

Well goodnight /sug/

here are all the draws I posted on this thread, if anyone cares I know you don't

I forgot to ask. Are you really depressed? Or are you just self diagnosed depressed? Think carefully, because there's a big difference.

I've always wanted to see YD dressed as a military dictator wearing gems and shards as ornaments

>filename

Hmm...

I'm not doing anymore requests, so here's some peridots i doodled

Zuke should fucking neck herself

Good night user.

This. She clearly would like to hang out but unless its actually important she didn't have the time. Steven didn't even tell her how he was feeling or anything so she just thought he wanted to goof off.

Yellow Diamond has lamps made out of crushed gemstones.
>The painting
>The cluster
>forced fusions
Holy Shit, Homeworld are a bunch of Nazis. Peridot was like a dumb science person checking up on some SS' Jew experiments. She obviously knew about forced fusions, she probably studied them back on Homeworld.
>Put her to death

Except we've already seen that Connie is already back to school.
Have you seen Connie and her parents? They would never buy back to school supplies after school has already started.

She was lying to Steven because he didn't have anything she wanted.

i have a better idea... it involves zuke killing herself

>Connieapologists

She already has. Her ghost is shitposting on tumblr, now.

*pissposting

>She was lying to Steven because he didn't have anything she wanted.
As much as I wish that were true, it's not true, because Pee Dee's text said "too busy due to summer shopping"

what if zuke tried to hang herself but she failed miserably and broke her spine leaving her paralyzed?

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Okay I know shitposting is fun and all but do you GENUINELY think that Connie doesn't like Steven canonically? Are people that delusional about the show?

>the caged and pissing ayy

What did she mean by this?

They would have her around the office like that other Crew member has the dying dog around.

I don't know about you, but I remember Middle/High School always going:
>Get some supplies before school starts
>Have first week of classes
>First day do literally nothing as the teacher just tells us what we'll need for the year
>First week do simple shit that doesn't require those materials
>First weekend go out and get the supplies we were told about

There were some teachers that sent shit like that to parents before it started, but most of them were lazy fucks that wanted to dick around with the first week.

Except it didn't, he said he was working.

No it said he was working.
Both conversations were plot devices to set up Steven being depressed in the next scene so Onion could cheer him up. People are reading too much into a throwaway line.

Here is my drawing while waiting for the bus today.

Why did Seven have three different Lars numbers on his phone?

>episodes that have Byung Ki Lee as Overseas Animation Director
Shirt Club
The Message
Say Uncle
Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
Chille Tid
Historical Friction
When it Rains
The Answer
Steven's Birthday
Same Old World
Drop Beat Dad
Restaurant Wars
Greg the Baby Sitter
Crack the Whip (with Hye Sung Park)
Beta
The Kindergarten Kid
Buddy's Book (with Hye Sung Park)
Onion Gang

Even the "good guy" Crystal Gems are guilty of keeping Lapis in a mirror and using her.

I just realized how messed up this is
>have whatever excuse for keeping her in the mirror; too dangerous to let her free etc.
Ok but
>nothing can relieve the fact that they USED the mirror like a tool instead of bubbling it in a stasis

If you lie to someone so you can avoid being around them I think it's safe to assume you don't like that person as much as you say you do.

I'd cross my fingers and hope she's a quadriplegic.

Kek'd. Thanks guy

Ugh, it was a paraphrase.
Text said: "End of summer work rush"
People are doing summer shopping and he can't hang out

Because he wants to be Lars

>I'll try quenching my thirst for Rose tonight.

She's so fat she had to roll places instead of walk anyway

A wheelchair won't change much

Reminder that Steven didn't thnk of Connie when he thought of the things that made him happy.

>Home
>Cell
>Work

Or Lars just keeps changing his number but Sadie always keep giving Steven his new one

>that episode where Pearl came out as a pedophile

it's what rebecca is doing to her

Because Lars keeps deleting his number to avoid Steven.

Marry Connie

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Oh, they knew there was a gem in the mirror. And at least Pearl used it.
But when Lapis got out, Pearl's first thing was "I didn't know the gem in the mirror would be so powerful!"

Pearl was fine with using the fuck out of it as long as it was a weak piece of shit gem.
Pearl's a asshole.

That's not what a fucking paraphrase means at all. You were trying to defend Connie's supposed school supply shopping by saying the Peedee was doing the same, when in fact he wasn't. Now you're trying to say that people buying fries is the same thing as having to work.

She is.

You are assuming she is lying. There is no proof of that besides your own assumptions about her already having all the school supplies she needs. Like said she would need more school specific school supplies after the first few weeks.
You are saying that her entire character is a lie based on a throwaway line in a badly written episode.

I also want to be Rebecca Sugar's public pisspet and be put on display in the middle of CN offices.

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honestly, any of the gems could fuck a kid in the middle of the street and the police would be too scared of them to arrest them

We already know Zuke thinks she's an alien. She SI's as Peridot just to get with Lapis.

Well, they didn't seem to know. Though it seems as though the mirror was powered by a gemstone, so evidently they were content with that. Since I doubt they were stupid enough, as Pearl pretends like she was, to not ever turn the mirror around and notice a Lapis Lazuli wedged there.

>lie
jesus christ how desperate are you

I found this on there.

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i would

Amethyst and Garnet were reluctant to let her go too. Maybe they didn't know she was that powerful but they sure as hell didn't trust her.

Nice.

FTFY

How about Rose knowing there was a cracked gem and being all about freeing gems but refusing to heal or free it?

No you dumb fuck, both Connie and Pee Dee remarked that due to the end of summer rush, in Connie's case it's buying shit, in Pee Dee's case its selling shit, that they couldn't hang out. It indicates that it really was aired out of order, that summer really is ending, and that you're a retard for thinking Connie hates Steven.

The bitch might care more about the missions than anything, but even she was lying she had a pretty good one since Fall semester was starting and summer was clearly ending.

FTFY 2 Electric Hubabaloo

So exploitable, why haven't I seen any fanart of this?

>wasn't actually afraid of the gem being too powerful to release
>thought it was a weakling which makes it ok
If gems could be water boarded...

*RTFY

Wut

>Let Lapis out
>She's a powerful gem who for some reason still has loyalty to Homeworld despite them being the ones who put her in the mirror in the first place
Great idea

I think Rose was well aware of her, but was unsure of how she'd react. She must've had first-hand experience with what a Lapis Lazuli can do, and with them being in such close proximity to an ocean, she might've just decided it was safer to leave her imprisoned, especially if she knew Lapis was a Homeworld gem.

>that episode where Pearl took off all of her clothes and fucked Steven in public behind a couple of bushes right next to a rock concert
absolute madgem

She was right in not letting her go though. The first thing Lapis did after being freed was attempt to kill the crystal gems and also stealing the ocean (potentially being able to murder everyone in Beach City).

Connie didn't have any friends until she met Steven. Then she did! And he was magic, and thus got her involved in magical things!

But she's known him for over two years now. And now she's probably getting new friends at school, and she's got a bit more freedom from her parents' strict rules. So time with Steven probably doesn't have that same 'escapism from a terrible status quo' feeling it used to.

Thus when he called and asked if she wanted to hang out, well, maybe she had other things she wanted to do instead. And lying about that, especially to try and spare the other person's feelings, is a pretty natural teenager thing to do.

>that part where right as they stopped playing Amethyst yelled for everyone to look over here and pulled the bushes apart so everyone could watch

Her parents know every aspect of her life that isn't magical, they know what she would need and they would have taken her shopping for absolutely everything. There is no reason that Connie, an incredibly diligent student would not have what she needed beforehand.

Connie asked Steven if there was a mission when he called her and once he said no she told him that she needed to go school shopping because she didn't care if it wasn't an adventure.

This might just be a screwup with episodes airing out of order but as it stands I see it as the beginnings of Connie becoming a bad person.

> especially if she knew Lapis was a Homeworld gem
Especially if she's a Homeworld gem who was falsely accused of liking her. Rose probably let her out once, and Lapis was like: "Bitch, this is your fault", and Rose knocked her right back into that mirror.

Fucking bubble the mirror and don't leave it out AND use it

Pearl thought it was a weak gem inside too

instead of bubbling the mirror so they wouldnt have to exerience the time as the mirror she left it out to suffer/use

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She probably felt guilty over it too. We really need a "Mindful Education" scenario for Rose so that we can see how she personally felt about things like Bismuth, Pink Diamond and all the gems she couldn't save from corruption.

So basically don't do the very same things Homeworld did. I didn't see Lapis screaming bloody murder about them though.

Is Lapis ever going to call them out on this? And actually discuss it with them? Because that would be something I would ask about.

the part were the cops just let pearl go. she does the same every couple of decades

Why would Jasper complain about Rose shattering PD? Homeworld loves shattering gems

>that scene where pearl was sentenced to life in jail for fucking a minor

Yes because they kept her trapped in there knowingly for 5000 fucking years of agony. If they had released her when they found her and healed her cracked gem she would have been grateful and just gone home or stayed.

The fact that Lapis was kept in that mirror must have had something to do with Rose instructing them to do so. Lapis says not to trust them for a good reason.

>Da'vonne
Fucking love yourself

Why do retards think Pearl belonged to Pink Diamond, like directly? Obviously non-Diamonds can have pearls. She has a pink diamond on her suit probably because she was under her jurisdiction, but Rose directly owned Pearl.
The only evidence to suggest Pearl didn't belong to Rose is that Rose asks Pearl if she's okay with joining her in rebellion. Though that could be because they're rebelling against Pink Diamond, and being under her jurisdiction may cause Pearl discomfort, it's also likely that Rose Quartz was far nicer to Pearl than most owners are. And Rose Quartz was willing to consider her feelings. Not that she belonged directly to P.D.

Otherwise, no evidence. Fuck your headcanons. The only thing baseless guesses got right was Lapidot, and that was Zuke's fanfiction mentality's fault.

>Why would Jasper complain about Rose shattering PD

> nonhumans having rights.

She didn't lie though. Unless you have proof and not speculation.

You don't actually know Lapis' history. They wouldn't have just kept a CRACKED gem in a mirror if they suspected she had good intentions. Especially not someone like Rose.

>they kept her trapped in there knowingly for 5000 fucking years
Not really, Pearl found the mirror in her 80s outfit and Lapis herself said she stayed there for ages.

>Why would Jasper complain about Rose shattering PD?

It's like saying: Why would Americans complain about Osama killing people in the Twin Towers, Americans love bombing the enemy.

Unless Rose knew she would return home. Homeworld wasn't aware of any further CG presence until they destroyed the Red Eye, why would they risk it with Lapis?

The CG's were far better off with her in the mirror. whether it was wrong or not.

>tfw steven has seen Lapis' crotch, Jasper's tits, AND Malachite's tits

And where did Pearl find the mirror? It must have been kept stored somewhere, makes me wonder if Lapis and the mirror was yet another one of Rose's secrets.

>that picture

God, I just want it to strangle me while we cuddle. I want to feel the detail of every digit while it ends my life. Why are hands so sexy?

Does Lapis even know that Steven is Rose Quartz? Does Peridot? They act like they don't know.

Lapis probably hates Rose Quartz, and would make for great conflict if Lapis found out the human she loved so dearly was actually a person she despised more than anything.

All she seems to know is that Steven is a Crystal Gem.

>heal and then bubble her or just heal her
Rose refusing to heal someone goes against her good two shoes character. Her entire motives and ideals are about gems being able to have a choice. She refused to even give lapis a choice in the end and just left her to rot.

>Jasper's tits
when

>implying she cares
she even sends them pics

Steven has seen Lapis naked on multiple occasions, just ask Bismuth.

At the galaxy warp, right where it was dropped by Homeworld gems.

>LITERALLY shirtless

I agree that she belonged to Rose. But there are also inconsistencies like Rose having been made on Earth, apparently a recent colony, whereas Pearl was made on another planet thousands of years before the Rebellion started. So my guess is that Pearl did belong to Rose, but that before that time, she used to be owned by different gem(s)

Lapis said was at the galaxy warp "for ages". That's where pearl found her. We actually see that in Same Old World

gross

Why wasn't Smoky born naked too?

>he hasn't seen Same Old World

>Cincinatti

It would make for a great episode if Lapis discovered Steven was Rose Quartz and went insane over it.

Instead though, they just play music in the barn. Off screen of course.

lapis is such a slut
that's not how her diamond raised her

This season better have a lot of Lapis

So many questions

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>we didn't get to see
fuck this gay earth

She witnessed Rose's shield being summoned by Steven. She definitely does know.

>Lapis
>Doing and saying things for good reason

Are we watching the same show? Lapis hasn't really done a lot of things for good reason, she's mostly done things because "fuck this place" "fuck jasper" "fuck the crystal gems I just want to go home to the people who put me in a mirror then cracked me"

>Hey Bismuth, how many ounces of shitfacery are you on right now?

Why doesn't she care?

If there's anyone not to trust it's Lapis. Her story was so vague and full of holes.

Shitty writing.

Just like her suddenly getting along with Ruby even though she's supposed to hate the CG.

She's a retard.

I guess so.
If I were falsely accused of liking Osama Bin Laden and then trapped in a Quran for thousands of years, and then befriended some magical Arab boy who was a direct decedent, I would definitely be bothered to some extent by it.

If Lapis is at least slightly distraught over Steven being so heavily connected to Rose, just imagine how far gone that would make Jasper and her deeper issues with Rose (in context of jasperdemption)

BUT
>Lapis was used in the mirror inside the temple
>there is a painting of rose she might've seen
This would only matter if she's actually seen the painting AND rose in person to make a connection

Shut it cunt

>Instead though, they just play music in the barn. Off screen of course.
This is sad
Enjoy your Onion Gang

Onion Gang will never stop triggering me. It easily surpasses Sadie's Song as the worst episode ever.

What if they just did a bunch of townie episodes with Steven. Like Steven goes to school to Connie, and then he comes back to the house to find Jasper, with a star on her outfit, cured, and all nice to everyone.

Here is my problem with Rose.
I can accept her doing what it takes to protect earth by shattering Pink Diamond. I can accept her refusing to release Lapis because she could have been a potential threat and even not healing her and leaving her in pain because she might be too powerful to contain without the crack. But then she turns around high roads bismuth with KILLING IS WRONG WE HAVE TO WIN THE RIGHT WAY. It makes her entire system of belief that gems are able to change and they should have the right to self determination look fake and like she is putting on an act. It makes her look egotistical and like she is the only one with the right to self determination since she is the one making these decisions on whether gems have the right to live freely or not. Sugar has some serious explaining and back story necessary if she wants to justify Roses actions.

Nothing can surpass crossdressing Steven.

I think Pink Diamond was shattered post-bismuth

>Jasper with a weakened gem at her feet

Retarded bobble head Steven and the autism gang do. At least Sadie's Song had a catchy little song to go with it. What does Onion's Gang have?

She's was probably of the mentality that they'd let her return to her status and position from before the war.

She seems to value her freedom above everything else and would rather do something stupid because it was her idea rather than something that someone else is forcing her to choose.

Based on her silhouette winding up in BD's court in The Answer with the same gem placement, she's probably a fairly high class gem and likely didn't really have too many responsibilities. She'd likely grown accustomed on that freedom and 5000 years imprisoned didn't really shape that mentality in a healthy way.

Yeah, she does things for bad reasons, but it's not because she's unreasonable, it's likely because she's desperate to return to her old life.

would you?

Dont forget a bunch of gay jokes with Garnet and Jasper making jokes about being some kind of animation student.

No it makes perfect since. Rose at some point realized killing is wrong, or thinks that Bismuth's strategy of mass killing is deplorable. She bubbles Bismuth with a heroic lie in order to prevent that mentality from spreading.

Sometimes the good guys do deplorable things as well: see World War 2.

No it won't. Even Onion Gang had a few funny moments. Sadies song is just fucking bad on every level.

What's with the pink fingernails?

>What does Onion's Gang have?

Suitcase Sam.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

>Onion Gang had a few funny moments
Go on.

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It honestly doesn't matter when she did it. She did all of it is the important thing. Either way she is very hypocritical and comes off as a manipulator who doesn't practice what they preach.

>No together breakfast
>No fish stew pizza
>No fry bits
Come on!

Reminder that Jasper almost shattered Amethyst. That's simply unforgivable.

It might not be the case but her
>did you ever wonder who I used to be?!
line makes me think she was indeed someone of high status. Pic related cemented this for me.

>Onion Gang had a few funny moments
I must have missed the funny version of Onion Gang then, because they one I watched was a boring sack of shit with contrived situations to force forward the non-plot, some literal throwaway "characters" and some of the most juvenile attempts at humor combined with OOC moments.

>Why would Jasper complain about Rose shattering PD?

Yeah, she should have finished the job.

I still hold onto the belief that it was Pearl who shattered Pink Diamond and that's where her issues with refusing to shapeshift come in.

She failed her job.

>JASPER WAS RIGHT

So nothing then.

Suitcase sam having an eye under his eyepatch.
Garnet liking human fusion.
Yellowtail getting painted in his underwear by vidalia.
I remember I laughed at a few more parts but I'll have to watch it again to remember the specific gags and goofs

Okay great head canon champ. Until there is any actual evidence to back that up don't bring it up.

The fact that the gem is in the same place as our Lapis, especially since we only know of one Lapis Lazuli and throwing another into the mix that happens to have the same placement would only serve to be confusing, makes me believe that really was her in BD's court.

It's possible it was a different Lapis, but it just wouldn't make sense from a narrative perspective. For the same reason, it's pretty easy to assume the Bismuth we see poof Lapis is the same one the CGs have bubbled in the basement.

You're the worst kind of person.

Bullshit. Garnet was also there when the shattering happened and she, of all people, would be able to tell whether it was a shapeshifted Rose or the real Rose.
>inb4 Garnet wasn't there
She obviously was.

Is there shota porn of Pothead yet?

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>not speculation.
user, it's seventh grade. Maybe school was different when you grew up, but these day, schools will mail or email families with what they need. And yes, they would have that information (mailing address at least) because it's required for registration at that school.

There's no reason why she would be needing to buy school supplies after having already started school, aside from past tales of bad teacher antics that would, these days, potentially get the teachers and possibly the school in trouble for not getting the supplies and syllabus information together in time.

Heck, where I'm at, we straight up cannot require new materials during the year, even if we announce it _weeks_ before the stuff is required. Which may sound good in theory, but in practice it means stuff like not being able to poll our students on which books they would prefer to cover in literature class.

Of course, I imagine the actual reason Connie said what she did is probably because the airing order got changed. But let's ignore such minor details.

Just look up frisk porn nerd

that's the tiniest cyborg i've ever seen

>There is nothing from the show to support my headcanon so I'll just preemptively pretend I made a good argument for it.

Consider the following:
Pearl doesn't shapeshift because she's too proud to admit that she can't do it.

She didn't belong to Rose.

Rose "made her feel like everything"
Her following Rose made her a "terrifying renegade Pearl"
Bismuth made a point of having pearl yell "I DON'T BELONG TO ANYBODY!"

Rose liberated Pearl from whoever her former master was. I do agree that it wasn't Pink Diamond, or any Diamond for that matter.

I think Pearl was just a plain old, probably abused Pearl owned by some bitch in Pink Diamond's court.
Rose probably saw her during her time of loyalty to PD, and when she rebelled she offered Pearl a chance at being free. Pearl ended up taking it and became obsessed with her savior.

So you have nothing but anecdotal evidence from your personal education experience and speculation based on that anecdotal evidence and a throwaway line from a terribly written and inconsistent episode.

That's exactly what "Pearl shapeshifted into Rose" fags do.

And you have willful ignorance, and a refusal to believe that small details ever matter on this show.

If Jasper wasn't such a fuck up she could have earned the title of best gem by shattering worst gem

Tch

pearl can't shapeshift because it takes all of her shapeshifting energy for her shapeshifted horsecock to maintain its form

>Saying something is possible is the same as saying something is obviously canon
>Other people's shit method of arguing justifies me doing the same

>is probably because the airing order got changed
wrong, the episodes have been airing in production order (as seen with the internal numbers on the CN site and the fact that the board team pattern has been followed)

user, you do know that Rose making her feel like she was everything and Pearl losing her purpose after Rose's death is even more evidence that she was Rose's pearl right?
>who am I now in this world without her?
Who is a dog without its owner? Just a straw dog, wandering around, completely lost.That's what Pearl is.

Reminder peridot tried to kill steven
Reminder peridot almost drowned connie

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I would follow you to the ends of the earth.

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Could also be a romance line.Love songs say that a lot and those singers arent somebodys property

You seem to be confusing Peridot and Lapis. That's understandable though, considering Zuke seems determined to turn them both into walking memes.

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I'd follow Lapis into a dark alleyway.

There is no doubt that Pearl was in love with Rose, but maybe the most shocing revelation is that the reason she was in love with her was because she manufactured to be in love with Rose. After all, pearls exist solely to please their masters.

I like peaccan pie

Honestly all these speculation on who was her owner will eventually lead to one or two sides being dissapointed.

Small detail(not details) that you are saying mean a character is completely different from how they have been shown from the beginning of the show.

When its revealed who the true owner was i mean

Oh, huh. I had read somewhere that Onion Gang replaced Gem Harvest, so I figured other bits possibly got shuffled around too.

Those who think she was a Diamond's pearl will be the most disappointed side. While I do think it's lack-luster if she is indeed Rose's pearl, it would explain her obsession for Rose and her being unable to function without her.