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ITT: Pairings that you just can't get behind.

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Any pairing involving Odd that wasn't with Sisi.

dude, the Andromeda galaxy and the Milkyway are going to pair eventually, get over it

I had a bit of a soft spot for Odd/Aelita as a crackship but otherwise THIS!^^^^^

Gwen x Kevin a shit. A SHIT!

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It really disapointed me that they became a couple, the "Character falls in love with friend of the opposite gender" cliche is one of my least favorites.
Perpetuates the idea that a boy and a girl canĀ“t be just friends without falling in love eventually.

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You just dont like because youre a shitty incest shipper.

>the "Character falls in love with friend of the opposite gender" cliche is one of my least favorites.
I'm not sure a relationship is "cliche" just by virtue of being a reflection of the most common form of relationship that exists in the real world. Besides, Steven has plenty of other female friends he's not romantically involved with.

HarleyIvy was a mistake.

Cliche? Thats literally the reason you're even sitting here typing.

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Not gonna walk out the theater if it happens in Zoo 2, but I'm gonna need some flawless writing to sell me on it.

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I don't like Ben x Gwen either.

But ANYONE can see that Gwen and Kevin's "Romance" was piss poor writing.

Harley Joker was an even worse mistake.

Joker only loves Batman

Wendy had much better chemistry with Cartman desu

>Acknowledging a shitty poorly handled couple automatically means we're incest shippers

Smart people in this thread

They're pretty much never played as an item, though... It's so rare their relationship even gets exposure, and realistically, they're too young to feel drawn to each other's company constantly. I think that makes it a good pairing.

Any pairing in SU.
They really don't know how to write realistic or interesting relationships, everything feels like it was from some fanfiction based on a tween novel.

>They really don't know how to write realistic or interesting relationships, everything feels like it was from some fanfiction based on a tween novel
Well it is a cartoon for children user, despite what some people seem to think. That's nothing out of the ordinary.

Do you even watch the show? They are exactly friends. Sugar just bypasses all the shipping bullshit by implying they will ultimately be together when they are old enough.

i just cannot get behind this. i'm usually a sucker for main boy x main girl too.

nobody does because wendy is not a likable character and stan usually is

Gray hottie and green faggot. You know who I'm talking about.

A certain reboot vindicated the lunatics who supported it and now they boldly declare their support and even argue with you instead of just quietly masturbating in the shadows of the shame corner where they belong.

True, I guess I'm being more critical than warranted due to all the drama that comes from shipping in a kids' cartoon

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>But ANYONE can see that Gwen and Kevin's "Romance" was piss poor writing.
It came off that they were really desperate to pair Gwen up with somebody in an attempt to kill the stupid incest shipping, so they threw Gwen and Kevin together within 2 episodes without bothering to have any actual reason they would get together.

Kevin was mishandled, but it turned out okay in the end. You know, mostly.

Go jack off to your incest porn pedo.

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Teen Titans Go isn't a reboot

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Cyclops x Magik
It's terrible

Are you saying you like poorly handled relationships?

Literally both Gwen and Kevin had more chemistry with Ben than with each other

Hell Gwen had more chemistry with fucking Charmcaster than with Kevin

Hey, the writers didn't either. They were on and off the entire show, and even the final season ended ambiguously

worst voltron ship

What is it then? It's definitely not a continuation, but it uses the same characters with approximations of their personalities.

Blame the voice actors.

"Opposites attract" is the dumbest trope.

I thought I would like it.

True. There was only one instance when I actually kind of liked Wendy and it was only because she was kicking Cartman's ass (Breast Cancer Show Ever).

I don't remember. Did Kevin and Ben resolve their rivalry as kids and did Gwen like him before or did it come out of nowhere in omniverse?

I remember the future episode where Kevin breaks out of that dimensional prison and somehow has a son.

Would be better if the pairing happened, but it's a colossal ugly atrocious disaster that scars both characters because one is a carnivore and the other is a herbivore. But Disney doesn't have the balls to say relationships can fail. Nah, with Disney it's always happily ever after bullshit.

> otherwise THIS!^^^^^
Wow, could you bait any harder?

It's its thing.

>"Opposites attract" is the dumbest trope.
quads don't lie

Its own thing I mean.

Don't got a pic, but Sora/Kairi from Disney's Kingdom Hearts. Kairi is just so fucking bland and uninteresting. I mean even lousy pairings where the guy gets with a bland dull as dirt girl can be salvageable if the girl is hot, but Kairi? She's not even hot either. She's a flat chested (essentially because the girl barely has tit), no hips (manga is NOT canon), and no ass female.

Oh and on the personality scale? Her clones have more personality in them than her, the original.

"Birds of a feather" is even more retarded.

It's a fucking spin-off that is non-canon to the original show that was only made for shits and giggles (and money).

Why is this so difficult for people to comprehend?

then i guess no one can be in a relationship ever

What? No. I just meant that I like Aelita/Odd as a silly crackship but if I were to actually choose a pairing I would like to see become canon in the show, I would choose Odd/Sissi

This. I like Steven and Connie as best friends for life, but I don't want them to be endgame.

Relationships are more effort than payoff, and marriages all end in divorce.

Modernity's idea of love is that: modern. No more basis than the fancy of European novelists barely a century old.

Oh yeah I forgot Kevin had a son named Devlin.

Who did Kevin fuck in that timeline?

Considering Kevin by then was a Cthulhu-level organism, probably himself.

I literally throw up in my mouth a bit at the thought of this or Sokka X Toph

>shipping Sissi with anyone but yourself

user... who hurt you

Forgot picture like the fucking faggot I am

Love doesn't exist son. Women don't love men and men love women....temporarily until they get hungry for fresher different pussy meaning it's temporary.

That's reality.

Why would these two be even slightly drawn to each other?

Fun fact, her name is actually Elizabeth Delmas, Sissy is a nickname.

it's about as cliche as people having black hair, or enjoying pizza

I really dont think it will ever get old, since most people dont even give it a second thought

Fox and the Hound had a sad ending.

She seems like the type to force you to impregnate her to insure that you'll never even think about leaving her.
She does this before even managing to get you to date her too, somehow you don't even realize it until she tells you.

PeterXChat

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Pocahontas 2

>marriages all end in divorce
not necessarily. some couples only marry to get the dink (double-income no kids) advantage. others, like my family, end up with with the couples loving each other less while neglecting their children's well-being even though they were both the ones to bring them into the world. that kind of marriage only comes out of people who worship money and push their children to become workhorses just for the sake of getting more money and spiting other people just for the sake of looking rich.
these kinds of marriages are common among asian societies, though the latter thankfully occurs much less.

Maybe when Steven is a little older, but right now it is just kinda weird.

I think I had mistaken ^^^^^ as happy face emotes. I apologise.

I never liked them, either. I felt like she was just a first crush for Aang since he was so young and she was basically the first person he saw out of the ice ball. They should have just been friends in the endgame.

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What you talkin bout, nigga? BBxRaefags will say literally anything to justify their shit.

That's a hot pic to have for someone who hates it.

Klance fag detected.

It's funny how much age has soured this ship for me

Zutara really was cheated

That's not what a spin-off is you fucking retard.

>implying
ass blasted sheith fag detected

I don't get you Tumblr users. Two girls act friendly toward each other in a show and you scream that they must secretly want to fuck. But a male character has a crush on a femal character and you say they're just friendly. If Korrasami happened than stevoni obviously happens.

>sheith fag
>implying

Lance's diugh is reserved for Pidge's puh. The rest of them can burn in hell for all I care.

humans are not very consistent

My nigga.

HarleyXIvy is complete fucking trash.

What's so bad about HarleyIvy? It beats Harley with the Joker

>It's a spinoff
Ok, so I guess season six of the original TT is going to air now, right? No. It's not. Nor ever will. Because TTGo REPLACED it. It's a reboot.
Or, better yet, how about I let Control Freak say it for me, hmm?
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They were both extremely unlikable , perfect for each other

Zootarians are an autistic lot

It's not romantic yet. Right now it's more like a Miyazaki level girl/boy friendship. I think that was cited as an influence too.

Ulrich and William had more chemistry...

I just hate joseph so fucking much godamn it

just to be clear a like stephen and I have nothing against him being gay, I just really hate joseph

>Foreheads

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