/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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These are nice

youtube.com/watch?v=Bd5zSUnol80&feature=youtu.be

>tfw no no new episode this week

I LOV U JASPER
youtu.be/aKgJrp-UuGI

Heya! Sticker user here again!
I've got more!

Today's humans... The Onion Family!

She'd have the absolute worst personality.

/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE

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I love your Blue Diamond.

>onion family

Will Jasper get her justice?

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Why are the cgs such midgets
Why should humanity fear gems when all the unfused one are less than five feet tall

This is what a real dad looks like.
(I didnt do Marty, Should I?)

daily reminder pearlfags are all faggots

Returned to her former glory

strong

Is qt Pearl cosplay femanon here?

>Should I?

Marty is a douche, but if you think you should, then go for it.

Silly user. You don't need to remind us of that. Everyone just knows it.

/tripfags/ fucking leave

>implying anyone needs to be reminded of that
back to your containment site.

steven lucky motherfucker
i fucking hate you

both of my relationships started with me helping someone who has been though a lot of shit. One of them luckily ended before I could regret it, one ended with my partner breaking up and me lashing out in a way they most likely long since forgot and I will never forgive myself.
Be careful what you wish for is all I'm saying.

Don't call an attention whoring tripfag posting chat screenshots user

Remember anons, I have a whole bunch and I keep making more. If theres one you want to see, just name them, and I'll post them if I have it.

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend some day

Will we ever see White Diamond?

P R E T T Y
P R I N C E S S E S

kek theres always a faggot that gets triggered

hot

If you removed the eyes this would just be an onion

Also it'd be awesome if you could support me through my Patreon or buying some stickers through my RedBubble!

That makes it easier to do MORE stickers!

I can't wait to see her again

>no Jasper
I'm ready to suicide. I need a good Jasper figure

You should post them all in an album other than the new ones

what program is that?

I-is that you?! Do you have a skype?

>colored
She looks like a really unique character. Zuke wins

Pearl wouldn't be that good looking irl

Do one of Lanky or Dravite

>implying

I do technically.

Here ya go!
redbubble.com/people/jimshaw/collections/436598-steven-universe?asc=u

Some people are just too lazy or cant be bothered to click the link or call on me for shilling, so I just post by request.

Go to reddit or whatever chat shit hole you came from if you want to post with a trip
You and every other tripfag are a cancer that need to be banned

zuke why did you had to draw them like that?

Discord. It's basically a fusion of Teamspeak and Skype, and it's head and shoulders above either.

It isn't me, I ain't a cutie in real life.

Jasper there is either Paul or Raven

Sorry mate, I'm making these for commercial use. I wouldnt want to steal from their original creators.

sauce pls

So Lapis comes to Cred Forums just to post about how much she loves Steven. Is anyone surprised?

well yea as long as not cancel

disco still exists?
sug one day just disappeared from my contact list. Guess I've been kicked then. Shame, I kinda enjoyed the occasional chat with cricket and the others

Now, where was I? Oh yes, obsessing and drooling over this hunk-a-licious cutie pie!
user... that awful. I'm really sorry that happened to you.

WHERE MY NONTRIPFAG /FREAKS/ AT

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>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven

does anyone have more skinny quartz

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I blame rebecca/spoiler]

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Which Gem is the most well-endowed?

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

>(((Loves))) Steven

The moment he strikes 16 or 17 she's going to pounce him like the filthy boyfucker she is.

hey, did anyone knows what happened to that guy vox or some shit, the one who makes reviews of su, is he ok?

yeah this is a new discord made by DGM since milk had a meltdown

Koh knee chee wah

Is there a /sug discord?

Can I get an invite?

Jasperfags*

is this a fair price?

>trap
She was confirmed girl though.

if you put it like that...no

i heard pink diamond had like
30 goddamn dicks

I'm here. I would do some more draw requests but I'm busy drawing for work.

Connie's mom

But... but... I wanted to be both of those!
Steven
Well fuck.

show me the proof

Oh

JAAAAASPER

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we still love you

I want lapis to be gentle

luckily I'm living a more or less stable and emotionally grounded life. I'm getting used to being single again, it helps.
Hope you find your Steven.

fuck no

>I wanted to be both of those!

then you better fucking hurry!

What if I told you that _______________________________________________________________________________________________lion around

discord.gg/JkHKZ

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Sadie and Lars

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what happened to milk? Seemed always like a nice guy

aw come on we're all /freaks/ here

>Steven

You haven't seen him, Lapis. Don't lie to us.

Caesar's pizza is 5 bucks a pie, so that slimy spear Chucker is creating artificial inflation monopolizing the pizza on beach city.

Are you a grill?

the lapis broke

BADA-

fuck off you tripfag

go here

-BING!

but she felt it when she ride her
TOP KEK

>slimy spear Chucker

Don't talk shit about Kofi.

both of mine started that way as well

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we are, you're just a /bitch/

www.strawpoll.me/11268878

Nah, she knows.
SEATBELT

its time to post your favorite sluts /sug/

>$5
DELETE GAY PIZZA

If it's a massive thick one then maybe

I prefer my men with a little more meat on their bones.
Expect nothing less.
Aw, thanks. I hope I find him soon.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
A gem can dream, can't she?

no

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>Who's terrible idea was this?

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>being this triggered over a name
wew lad Cred Forums really is autistic huh

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Cool, can't wait for you to do the rest. Been using them all as icons for my character folders.

exactly!!!

Two days until the exodus to /trash/

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Oh she's felt it, but she hasn't actually WITNESSED his Quartizine Cannon.

Yet.

Thank you for this

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think we'll see Bismuth again, /sug/?

I do. Infact, I think she'll show up again either this season or next season simply because Steven now knows that Rose killed Pink Diamond and he bubbled Bismuth for wanting to kill people.

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see ya sug
late for my night shift

Haha, thanks user!
You're making me blush! OuO

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I don't get it

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/freaks/*

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Just how many times are you going to crack your gem just to get Steven to lick it?

PS: I'm not Bismuth.

Actually, can you post a screenshot? I'd love to see that!

Greg wants to fug an even more giant woman

>youtu.be/aKgJrp-UuGI
that's not the op original
youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ

>blends right into the background
Just like an object should.

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Fucking no idea why but i piss of sooioiioio much now!

Soon.

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>Pearl not telling the guy to kill himself
One job.

Delet this

youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVhQZUCpM

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I don't think I can count that high.
Connie is so fucking lucky I swear to god

Why is Stevidot a thing, but not Lapidot. Sure Steven and Peridot are cute, but Lapis actively craves for Steven's ss dick.
>Why doesn't Steven take advantage of this rather than moping around with an Indian and having no friends in general?

since everyone keeps being mean ill stop tripfagging :(

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>guaranteed

Did she need to chain him down too, or do old habits die hard

this maight actually get me to sort my folder

*Lapiven

GUYS

Can you feel it guys

CAN YOU FEEL

THE
HIATUS

A COMING?

Wow, thats awesome!
I'll definitely try to get them all.
Who is S?

>Why is Stevidot a thing, but not Lapidot

I don't know user, it's super fucking hard to find art of them, too. Fuck this fandom.

>Young Maheshewarans
I can fap to this.
>Amethyst! When I said to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean it literally!

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post yfw this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=wYWa5h9PYLQ

I'm not entirely caught up with sorting my stuff either, but I haven't just been saving everything to a single folder lately either so at least the pile isn't getting any bigger.

You mean Lapiven? So used to Lapidot you didn't even realize you used the wrong shipping name.
>source?

get your assholes ready, queers

Pearl is repugnant

>No Peedee
I give it a 4/10.

You disgust me as much as you arouse me, you filthy upper crust.

oh my god CONNIE I SWEAR YOU ARE LITERALLY THE LUCKIEST PERSON

>not knowing Gnome

are they looking at jasper

Pearl is cute!

Im glad shes gone but im glad shes dead

Everyone knows about Gnome-no.

I would greatly appreciate sauce

Oooooh

>I can't legally keep those degenerates out of my shop, but at least I can massively overcharge them.

I have like one picture of Peedee. Not really worth it to make a folder.

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>tfw Alexandrite is just a bigger Garnet

They did, until he got sentenced to Tumblr's phantom zone.

you know, he's more like a bananna

bananna sticker?

>be pizza shop near that steven universe convention
>but the pride $5 slice sign out
>make so much money

That's not Peridot.

Lol, he is, but thats how he looks.
Marty clearly mixed his banana genes in with Vidalia's onion genes.

Is Onion part onion and part fish?

the 'slice' is probably 1/4 a large pizza, and odds are you can get a slice+chips+drink combo for $7

Great input, Megasatan. I just like to look down on all of /sug/'s newcomers.

a wild opinion has appeared

because if you roll em all together they make giant monster women, which most other gems are too snobby to do

NO

I'm coming I'm so close I can smell you.

>Jasper
>not shit

I hate to break it to you, but I don't associate with... them anymore. I can see we have different tastes, I can tell you're bored of me rambling on about my dream guy, so let's talk about YOU.
What do you look for in a gem?
>pic related

heh, I never even pay attention to the name field

I suspect most people are the same. Perhaps the tripfag only cares about the ones he does catch, but what kind of net captures only the smallest weakest fish?

Do I smell good, Lapis?

Come to me, Lapis.
I'm waiting for you.

>be me
>think Jaspearl has a chance
>start collecting pics
>start shitposting on /sug/ about it
>LOooBC happens
>delete my entire Jaspearl folder

I'm shocked and baffled you would put cameo Pearls above our Pearl and put our Pearl anywhere but God Tier, but the rest of this list is okay

Since Steven can change his age at will, does he really have an age? Sure, he abides by a linear age system because he wants to. But, with better mastery of his powers, he can age himself. Thus making the concept of age useless for him biologically, and serving no other purpose than his gem genetics impersonating a human aging feature. Steven should be allowed to smoke and purchase alcohol and fug older women, because age barriers for him are fundamentally obsolete for someone who can skip their age.

So Steven's not a fourteen year old. He may resemble one. He may call himself one. But he's not obligated to be one, therefore referring to him as such is useless. And he's already broken linear aging, so age is meaningless to Steven.

>tl;dr Steven fucking gems is okay

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retard shipper end your life

Fuck off.

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MFW

>literal who gems above Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl
Yeah I know your taste us really bad.

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Same, user

fucking pacos

I really want a Steven Universe cover of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now. Like Steven and Greg showing Peridot some music of Earth and the three of them start singing Don't Stop Me Now.

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So I can keep my big, buff husbando forever?
YES.

How about more sexy nurse mum?

Don't you fucking do it, you little gremlin.

He doesn't have the life experience that comes with being mature and he can't shapeshift out of his natural form very long. He should still dick Lapis though

Can someone post the pic of a bunch of peridot clones bullying the road runner gem and kicking it with this stupid look on their face?

Way too expensive m8.

this is a good opinion

I know, it fucking hurts....

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What do you think you'r doing with that?

Not sure if user saw this last thread so imma post it again.

STOP

Did anyone say Stevidot?

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

THREADLY REMINDER

>What do you look for in a gem?

Can't say...

Wow, that is a terrible fan fusion.

Assuming his aging ability is shapeshifting, and not actual aging. And if thats the case, then Steven can't grow up.
Gonna be hard to dick Connie when she's 90 years old.
>life experience
So all newcomer gems might as well be 1 year olds upon arriving to Earth. Assuming that our age laws are not based on biology but rather mental maturity.

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I want to commend your taste because my waifu is in the Good pile, but I can't. No gem belongs in the "Bad Gems" section, least of all Bismuth!

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You fucjking disgust me

except there needs to a tier above good for my waifu

Yes, it was mentioned with Lapidot/Lapiven here, fag:

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YOU PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK

I'M GOING TO BURY YOU WITH THE CLUSTER, YOU DISGUSTING TINKERER.

>aged up Steven
>Ugh
Source of comic?

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Sure did!

What if Jasper really does say she's not like the others, not just another one of Rose's plays, and that she'll never surrender?

>tfw you got 4 nsfw requests fills of SU characters in the same night on the /aco/ drawthread

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HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Goddamn, that's lookin great.

Well, whatever it is, I sure hope you find someone as special as Steven is to me.

>pissingayyinacage.jpg

KILL THE MEMEDOT

Fancy.

I always knew Peridot was Gem Mengele, but now I realize that she is literally hitler.

MOON MAN
MOON MAN
HOMEWORLD LIVES MATTER

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

you little shit

why do i know what you're talking about.

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You are at a convention where all of the storyboarders are attending and hear the place is about to be destroyed by invading vikings. Which storyboarders do you save in your /sug/mobile?

sketchapod.tumblr.com/post/150702480781/teenage-dirtbag-by-wheatus-plays-in-the

Lars' mom?

Everyone that's not Lamar or Zuke.

Don't be too rough with him, he's just a boy. Not a full-fledged quartz soldier.

Sugar
or Zuke

nekobasu iceland 2002

You would know, you probalbly marched in one of those parades before

post disco lonk

>Not kicking the vikings asses
I don't even care about the storyboarders.
Those damn vikings have had it good for too long now.

Hillary/Colin/Jeff/Lamar/Sugar

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>Peridot and Lapis aren't allowed to fuse because their fusion constantly tries to molest Steven
>so they wait
>and they bide their time
>because some day, teen-aged Steven will have a fight with Connie and in the midst of a drunken stupor wander out to the gaybarn
>and then they will take him for their own

What I wouldn't give for him to be that size! I'm getting weak in the knees just thinking about it~

>implying anyone wouldn't pick becky

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Muh dick

Post them nigger.

Just four more years, Lapis.
You don't want to labeled as a pedophile do you? Do it for Steven.

That's not Peridot.

Y'all niggas don't have any taste in women

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That theme is unbearable with the Steven and Peridot gif in the background.

I'm not really much for one off characters.
But then again, his parents may be like Sadie's mom. Where they are minorly recurring.

I'll probably end up doing her and other minor characters if this become profitable enough.

BUY MY STICKERS

>It was actually 6 with one having an alt version
It's fine to post nsfw imgur links here right?

Woah woah woah woah
>steven not in bad gems
>stevonnie not in the best gem slot

This can't be ok.
stop it, penis. I refuse to like this.

>Not believing in Steven
out

BTFO

Not sure if I got all the townies

being this much of a frybo

>can't shapesh-

Oh.

Of course it is.

would trip zuke's fat ass so that the vikings could get her first and buy me and the other boarder's time to escape

>(GOOD END)

Fuck, you're right... but he's just so perfect! It's so difficult. Then there's the whole issue of getting him to beef up which he may not even want to do. Ugh, this sucks.

I'll just post the link in the trash thread to be safe

> Pearl in first with a special font
user i like you
reminds me of myself

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>bismuth that high
delet this it's garbage

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>he doesn't think Bismuth was right
Fuck off Rose.

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bamf

>Mr. Smiley
>bad
FUCKING B A N N E D

This is fucking rubbish.

He was good until he was revealed to be a fag.

This makes me sad that Grearl won't happen now

>celery
And gross.

wha
Okay Pearl in second I think I can be okay with
> Jasper in first
b o i

If you're really as sick as I think you are; you should trick him. Take him to an R-rated movie and he'll HAVE too beef up to get in, and if he feels bad about it? Just drop the "Let me do this for you" act. It'll always convince him.

this link is expired someone update reeeee

Don't remind me that I have a 0% chance as long as that friend of his is around.

I really wish it would as well but it won't :(

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I loved Harold until he was revealed to be a back-door explorer.

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You get some....interesting results with that.
tumblr.com/search/lapiven

>>>/bubble/

Must be a hellhole in there

And what. Greg turning into an old man while Pearl remains looking like she's in her 20s

Yes, it's the perfect plan. Whatever it takes. Even if it means I simply get to see him like that, it will be worth it.

Still leagues above Puke's Peridot.

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Which is what GregRose would've been if she didn't die.

carrots you retard

Maybe that is also the reason Rose chose to die.

kek
do it lapis
do it

>Greg will get ugly!!
>better kill myself

You're my Prisoner....

And I'm never letting you go......

You're attractive in the nastiest kind of way, Lapis.

By the way, how are you getting WiFi all the way out in the barn?

What do you think Lapis would do if Homeworld offered her full reinstatement to betray the Crystal Gems?

Absolute rekt

Oh what the fuck, that legit made me get chills, and I'm not even a wimp.

>One stalk celery, short
Celery is nasty.

She'd accept if she could keep Steven as her boy-toy.

what about peri?

I am terrible, after all. But still, it's nice to see I'm not alone.
As for WiFi, Peri has something on this iPad that allows her to connect from anywhere.
And I know that because she kept talking about it for three hours straight.

What ABOUT Peri?

celery that to my face

THERE'S NO TIME

I actually doubt she'd go for it. She, while wary of Earth still, outright said she wants to stay and see what it has to offer.

>Opening it
For what purpose

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Sounds to me like termites aren't your only pest problem. Why don't you go pay the temple a visit? I'm sure the CG's would love to apologize over the whole mirror fiasco. And maybe they'd let you spend the night.

With Steven.

No one cares. Zuke haters are lorefag tier annoying at this point.

The whole tag is just people fighting over whether their ship is moral or not

I'M GLAD WE WERE ABLE TO MAKE THINGS WORK OUT

Swap Pearl with Garnet and Lapis with Peridot, and you have my list.

Is there anything else SU that is worht getting from amazon?

>No one cares

Mmm, I can groove to that (((opinion)))

>Terraformars bullshit
kek

We're rooting for you, you lovely Steven-obsessed weirdo.

The artbook coming out next year is gonna be the sheeit

When are they going to switch Zuke for Amber. I'm tired of her writing.

Spend a whole night? With Steven?
Anything to get closer to him. Anything.
That sexy ass is MINE!

He'd probably love a good cuddle from you, you know.

Aww yeah I forgot about that. Can't wait

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I wonder how Steven and Saitama would get along.

I assume Garnet would fight him like she did with Uncle Grandpa and get shattered.

Lure him back to the barn and make him yours.

Banishment when

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Don't you have somewhere to be, Jasper?

>whole night
>with Steven
>cuddling
>making him mine

I need a sauce for that big tiddy Pearl on the left

I'm glad too Jasper. Now just hold still for me ill try to make this painless as possible.

Make sure to tell us the results.

Drown whoever stands in your way

>shattered
she's not a monster, so she'd probably just be ignored

>Getting shattered
Nah, Saitama would most likely realize she was only fighting him out of fear and overbearing protection of Steven so probably a fake out punch to end the fight and make her come to her senses.

If he's an adult, then surely he'll think like one too. Just imagine Steven's warmth.

If you had a heart, it'd be racing, wouldn't it?

Outside of his dad's rock music, what do you think Steven likes to listen to?

human music

chiptune

Passenger of Shit

I didn't know she made a bad peri too

Steven is a memelord who gets all his musical taste from video games.

ElectroPop

Pearl is very androgynous.

What's the best Jasper ship and why is it Jasper and Connie?

You don't have to tell me twice
and not just about sharing the results
>Steven's warmth
Yeah, my heart would be~

jfc, im honestly of these tumblrkids fighting over this, let fucked up people be fucked up by themselves.

what kind of youtube videos was jasper watching

>the way she kept blocking my view of Garnet during that scene
I fuckin hate Pearl

but that's a zuke pic
also does anyone read amber's webcomic? is it any good?

Because Connie gets to know what a real dick feels like, the Maheshewarans get a good and respectful daughter-in-law with a great career in law enforcement ahead of her, and Lapis gets Steven all to herself

>How to Kill Traitors: Three Easy Steps!
kek

because they both love reading books and watching anime, also size difference and they are both girls

cr1tikal

youtube.com/watch?v=PwE7h4tUB_4

What if he pussies out? Would that piss you off?
Are you gonna force yourself onto him?

Which gem gets a virus on their computer and how?

neokosmos is shit

Ok, now I'm mad.

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ya got me there. It's a shame that they didn't put any creativity into it and its literally a clone of the SU style with a space skin.

I love him too much not to. I'll probably be too far gone to listen to my consciousness. I need to confess my feelings to him.

Anything to do with bestiality and pondering dog ankles.

sauce on left board, pink background?

Mrs. Mahesweran would of course want her daughter to be with the PERFECT QUARTZ not the goofy hybrid

Peridot from simple click bait and scams that any experienced Internet users would obviously avoid.

Are you gonna try to kiss him?
I know you know what that is.

>imagining Amber's Jasper

oh, oh, oh

some fuckin korean

AmberJasper's face at least was in AaS

IT HURTS

I want that, more than anything else in the world. So, yes, probably.

Tell him now. Unload your feelings onto him and mount him like the Quartz he is. You've got nothing to lose, Lapis. He loves you too, and you know it.

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Think it's this gook kohirasan.tumblr.com/

but the koreans stole her eyeliner

they STOLE IT AWAY

When was that?

Just like she stole that dog's virginity.

Is there a collection of fan comics someone could link to? Pretty entertaining while the hiatus is going on

She just needs to go so heavy on the eyeliner they can't ignore it.

animal porn

I don't deserve someone as wonderful as him... I never have.

>This fucking Pearl wants to get cucked so she is encouraging a Lapis to get her Steven

that dog was no virgin

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fuck you.

I gotchu senpai

Shut up, user, this is juicy shit

something about Jasper looks real off here

Has anyone ever told Mayor Dewey that he looks like a penis with a little hat on?

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I_know_that_feel_bro.png

Don't be weak, you know you want him all for yourself. You'd fly him off to another planet if you could.

>imagine an alternate universe where amber was allowed to board all the jasper scenes and every screenshot we had of her was sexy rather than akward and off-model as fuck

ay

Somebody activated my Lapidot card.

she's the size of amethyst and she's twerking

No worries mates
sorry I took a while to get back to you
I was uhh . . . busy . . . >_>

How long ago did the peridot casting couch thing come out?

Why are Peridot and Lapis so fucking cute together?!

Here's but one

invalidgriffin.tumblr.com/post/141464156525/pressure-page-1-10-page-11-20-page-21-30

I would fly him away from this planet in a blink. But... I'm starting to wonder... would he be happy?

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CUTE

what is the worst ship and why is it without a doubt lapidot?

Is she wearing a green trashbag?

Weird how at the beginning of the show she was the most feminine now they have her very androgynous, even her behavior

those videos of douchebags that walk around with a camera and try to show you how to pick up girls

>every screenshot of Jasper is awkward and off-model as fuck
Are you sure Jasper isn't just ugly? Look at her model sheet.

Lapidot itself isn't a bad ship, it's just cancerous as fuck because of all the people who ship it.

Thanks, buddy

Jasper totally negged Lapis
>you're a fuckin monster.
>but like, I'm a brute so it's cool

He couldn't breath, you bimbo, of course he wouldn't be happy. But you'd be happy. That's what all of this was about, right? Self-indulgence?

>Why am I such a contrarian*

I don't see your point here. Looks pretty hot to me

upper-right face is best face

Oh my god that pic is great
Thanks!

Bimbo?! Self-indulgence?! How DARE you! I could drown you-
Wait.
What was that one thing Garnet say about love?

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Holy fucking shit. There are only like two, three, or four lapidot posts in this entire thread! Why the fuck are you guys calling this cancer when there's easily 50 pearl fag posts in every thread now? Double standards much?

First one
>a man

Second one
>a granny

Third one
>a monkey

Fourth one
>a gorilla

Fifth one
>serial killer mugshot

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>this thread

Jasper's faces when she was convincing Lapis to fuse with her were legit hottest faces and make me weak in the knees every time I watch that scene. Goddd, she's so hot!

the side profile with the mouth and eye wrinkles is the best and the hottest

The devolution of Jasper

It is pretty ugly.
The crew just needs to remember to pair Raven and Paul with the koreans ever again.
Otherwise, most of the other boarders seem to handle her pretty well under most circumstances.

They just can't stop thinking about it is why

most of the time she is VERY off model

*not to pair
sorry

She's looks young and strapping here

not that guy but

>that ending

no
what
you can't just

i did not like how it first came out so here is berserker pearl again refined. still continuing.

already done armstrong, garnet, priyanka. and peri. if u want to see just ask.

still dicideing who i should do next.
what dose SUG suggest?

You'd whisk him away from the Crystal Gems if you had the chance, forget what Garnet said.

You love him, so what are you going to do to make him love you back?

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>meme shipper can't speak without using buzzwords
What a surprise.

I'd buy it. Not for $15.99 though

That's just how Paul or Raven (unknown which exactly) draw her

Biggus chinnus

Who drew this Jasper? The prettiest Jasper of them all

Partially corrupted Jasper

Sure seems to be the case. If anyone so much as posts an image with Lapis and Peri together, even if it's not shipping, or even mention lapidot, these assholes shit their pants.

katy and lamar draw her super cute
and her model sheet isn't ugly except for the weird murder rape face

I can't wait until we get some more episodes with her. By then crewniverse will be more accustomed to drawing her.

Murdercock memes aside what do you think Rose did when she figured out about Greg's wang and what it's for.

laugh at it

Buzzword is a buzzword you nigger.

>I was fine
>With the men
>Who would come into her

She definitely knew what it was for before she met Greg

Joe, Jeff or Sugar.

laughed

Jeff, Joe, or Becca.
Honestly can't tell which.

>buzz lightyear

No no. She said something... something important. I just can't remember what it was she said...
I think it was... love takes time and love takes work?

I think that was Joe and Jeff. My favorite boarders, but Joe doesn't work on the show anymore.

She shattered a Diamond.

go back to Tumblr

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Jeff or Joe most likely as they boarded the episode, but other people had their hands on Jailbreak so you can't be 100%

If it was Jeff and not Colin who boarded Jasper in Gem Hunt, his style changed dramatically. Probably is Colin's Japser in pic related though

I know, that's why I've stopped for the most part. Activity has dwindled so people can't zoom past posts of ships they dislike, and things will just get salty for everybody. Other ships will get posted, but the way I see it, this place is like a haven for people to post about ships that are unpopular or will get witch hunted elsewhere, so eh

This is just one thread. When Lapidotfags decide to start posting it's cancer and image limit is gone.

How often do you Gerk to Jems

>>>tumblr.com/

daily
just did

You go from lust and passion to love and requite? There's no either-or. So what's it gonna be? Are you going to wait for him?

That just one or two fags who wanna act like kids and spam-post out of spite when they see people whine

That upper right one is laughably ugly.

Lucky for you, barring any horrible complications, you've got a ton of that.

Although he may not.

Well for one, that's because lapidot art is usually pretty amazing. Secondly, are you implying that other fags haven't occasionally ruined entire threads with their shit waifu and ships? Are you forgetting how Pearl fags obliterated /sug/ the day of LOOoBC? It was a horror show for an entire week!

I hated that shit
As a Pearfag
fuck LOOoBC

fixed

Likely Paul.
Which begs the question, what does a Raven Jasper look like?

>navy jumping onto army
That's cute. They would make a cute couple.

Why do you hate Pearl? Why don't you want her to be happy?

Just because other fags are annoying doesn't excuse Lapidotfags' sins.
>Well for one, that's because lapidot art is usually pretty amazing
Seriously? All popular ships have good and bad art. Lapidot art is usually average, and there's no reason to spam a whole thread with it.

Just taking a wild guess here.

around the start of august, sadly i dont have the exact thread

Why does Garnet's hair look like a button? It should be more like a load of bread

So will Pearl fall in love with any gigantic whorebag with pink hair?

the "nobody i fuse with wants to stay" jasper was probably raven's
paul's style is really sharp, he probably did the sexy eye with eyelashes and all the shots where she had a action figure-looking head/body in the return

It looks a lot more like a Ruby's hairstyle

IN THE AIR TONIGHT!
OH NO

but tumblrfags love lapidot
>saw a Lapis blog bitching in the jasper tag about how Jasper should've been shattered and won't associate with "Jasper apologists"
I can't believe there's still people who think like this.

>quit staring at me with them big ol' eyes

every fag is guilty of the same fucking thing. You're just singling lapidot fags out because you don't like how popular it is, especially outside of /sug/.

did not like how it came out the first time so heres berserk pearl and her holo pearls again. still continuing.

done garnet, peri, lapis, armstrong and priyanka.if you want to see just ask.

still deciding who i should do next, what dose /sug/ suggest?

>all the shots where she had a action figure-looking head/body in the return
Those always look really awkward.
What I really want to know though, is which of the two did this.

Leggy's awesome.

I'm talking about Lapidotfags because that's the subject at hand.

Lapidot fag here. I'm also a /freak/ and think people who think Jasper is irredeemable are fucking morons.

Yeah, and I got upset because you assholes only say shit about lapidot, but never about any shtty waifu faggotry or ship fag. That's because you're biased and have double standards and you know it.

What makes you say big-chin Jasper is likely Paul?

If that's the case then it follows that the cuter looking Jaspers in The Return/Earthlings would be Raven. Like pic related and probably this You think Paul did the eye shots, and that instead Raven's Jasper has the chin?
>action figure body
I think I know what you mean. It's like she's segmented into pieces, very noticeable in Crack the Whip

Lion

WHERE IS IT KIM

This is the first known mention of I can find on /sug/, but there aren't many replies.
desuarchive.org/co/thread/85670540/#85670591

Biologist here. I'm also a trained chimp-handler and I think people who think Bismuth isn't coming back are fucking retards.

Well isn't it convenient that Greg happen to impregnate the only gem with normal fair skintone. What are the chances that any other gem from Homeworld will look as human as Rose?

Calm down man, this is a little silly. I say shit about waifufags and other shipfags a lot, you're just starting to assume stuff here.

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>chimp-handler
That's must be a new slang term for cop

Why didn't she record this, holy shit what a missed opportunity.

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How can you not be a pearlfag after LOOOBC though

Also fuck yeah about the art, at least post-barn mates. Good shit was rare before that but I was ship thirsty and my standards for pics of them was lower. I'm slowly putting a general lapidot folder together and I'm at 1870 images now, figure I'll end up at 2200 with what I still have to go through. A bit of that is stuff that needs to be stitched together though

Where's the fucking plush

does anyone have the other SU bezerk pics?

>By Neko

>Actually liked LOOOBC
poor, poor delusional Pearl fags.

what does it look like reeeeee

>What makes you say big-chin Jasper is likely Paul?
Paul has consistently drawn the most big chins and necks, just see YD for proof.

Would she be allowed to upload a phone recording of her saying bitch and fuck in her jasper voice

LOOOBC was a fun episode. I guess Jasper wouldn't know anything about fun. though.

I think that's why she didn't post an audio file of her doing it. Someone should tweet her a kid-friendly version so she can actually post it.

>YD
>only seen in one episode
That's insufficient evidence. Anything else?

How can you actually sexualize characters from this show? Pearl is my waifu, but I don't want to fuck her. She's literally just my favorite character because I identify with her issues. C_C

Do you ever pick out a random post from /sug/ and say it out loud?

Who speaks like this?

her voice has already been used for worse things
youtube.com/watch?v=iXiEfmziV5E

A custom Jasper version

Which had been done

>Not sexualizing the canonical hot one

You sound like a fag, man.

>slowly
>1870 images

I made my 1200 image Lapis folder in 27 days, and I may not care for shippers, but your level of dedication is nothing short of inspiring to me.

>Y.D's big neck
Compare Yellow Diamond's neck in extended intro to Message Received. It's noticeably longer, somewhat absurdly.

How could you not sexualize her
I use pic related

So, as I pray, Unlimited Holopearl Works.

Do people care enough about this for me to get and scan it?

He's done the same with Peridot on a few occasions.
A few other instances I'm probably missing.

She doesn't even seem to be wearing the puffy shoulder pads there. It's too different altogether

Thought that IS Katie, who would be inclined to go for cuter

It will just end being all dick jokes anyway.

Sure, if you like dick jokes.

In what retarded ways would Zuke draw Yellow Diamond? I bet she wouldn't even the be enemy anymore, and Steven would just come to the barn one day and Yellow Diamond is just there suddenly, acting all lesbo with Lapis and Peridot with art student jokes. And then they would all smile at Steven, and explain that they indeed had conflict, but it was resolved off screen.

You should ask for an adjective, verb, etc. and then use the first response each time and fill out a page.

dick

Her hair would be extremely messy.

got a blog or an imgur dump?

No way. Unless someone did a "nicer" version that didn't use swears and was sillier.

I love Kim

I'm going through old SU threads. This user.

And of course, this off-screen defeat and friendship with Yellow Diamond would've taken a back seat to the marathon of townies that were more important.
For you.

Her eyes would take up 75% of her head and her mouth would be on her chin.

Last for lapis

she's just going to have morning hair for no reason

I like the cover they used a lot but this one makes it feel more like something written by them. imgur.com/a/FEdcq

Bloople going berserk?

Yeah for $3.99 I might just do that.

>narrated by the all-knowing Pearl
Triggered

Where's the new thread?

This is the correct response

Were making a new discord if anyone is interested

discordapp.com/invite/3PZyr

Shut up nigger.

is this a new official book?

Suck my dick, kike.

I admire you.

AT was still pretty popular around that time. Was Sucrose known for Bubbline shipping or something? Did people already know the premise/see an old concept poster?

No it's the guide to the crystal gems

user!

How dare you speak against the elders of Zion! I don't need to hear, the puny thoughts of an user.

Shh...

I've been at it for a couple coffee filled nights, it took a lot of sifting through my general SU folders and now I'm going through my lapidot tag for my reblogs on tumblr. I just wanna get it done so I can move on from SU until the hiatus is over

Oh? Was that offensive to you? How about this. You're a clod.

only 20 left in stock
better hurry

imgur.com/a/6bOCL

Also thank, you have excellent taste in blue girls

sounds like this was for an older version of the book

>walk up to a house with this on their front porch
what do?

Good, good, goyim, let the hate flow through you.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Evacuate my bowels all over it.

>Pearlwallfag's front porch decoration

Garnet has a buddy cop stash imgur.com/a/wPkwS

What would you do if Rose laughed at your penis?

I guess it was the bubbline rep
I wonder though, I'm a post-Jailbreak fag, when exactly was it that people started realizing this is gay space rocks: the show? I figure Giant Woman is where it started - when did people find out gems were a race of all "girls"?

I always liked the idea of custom seatbelts. I would have loved a seatbelt with my favorite show growing up. imgur.com/a/mVuVa

be shocked I had a penis in the first place
then laugh too because they look like little umpires

I would buy this in a second if I wasn't a currently broke neet

I know she would just say it's really cute and she would jack me off with those massive hands and play peek-a-boo with my dickhead.

That's specifically a fusion that includes connie

You know who doesn't need a seatbelt?

Steven.

what would you ask the all-knowing pearl

This is cool i.imgur.com/S32ftgn.png

What if Greg showed Rose FacialAbuse vids, and just insisted that human sex was conducted that way?

What if Greg taught Rose about facesitting?

she's also fifty stories tall, and made of radiation

These are cute but not for $11.99 each cuttlesworth.storenvy.com/products/16985820-steven-universe-beverage-gem-charms

She'd try to form a reproductive system at the back of her throat.

What if Rose found pegging videos and wanted to try it out

Wouldn't she just shapeshift a massive uncut cock then?

I wish I had a seatbelt like how Steven uses in the show.

squish

here's what I want that's 11 bucks:
articblue.storenvy.com/products/17836583-su-fishbowl-lapis-charm

I'm so jealous of Greg

yeah but would you let her stick it up you

Is Greg going to be able to walk straight after that?

rose. she's the embodiment of a sweet fertile woman

I'd give her a handjob, but I'm not going to wreck my asshole. I still need to shit, dawg.

healing cummies user

At least you'll never get constipated.

Well that is super cute. And looks higher quality in terms of the plastic and clarity of the lines. I wonder why all these charms are over $10? Does it really cost that much to get acrylic charms made that they need to charge $11 or more to make a profit?

>not a bj
fucking gay

at the end of earthlings, amethyst holds jasper's gem in her hand. she almost wants to feel bad, but she just slides the gem into her mouth and swallows

I'd really like the Pearl Tea one

Steven can heal hymens
>man has a legit reason not to eat pussy but expect blowjob, hell yeah

Cute as fuck Lion pin. Not overpriced either. etsy.com/listing/385952598/steven-universe-lion-soft-enamel-pin

Kek, but I never have that problem.

I'd stick my tongue down Rose's foreskin, but I'm not going to break my jaw if Rose decides she want's to have a massive dick. Besides, I got a small mouth.

>handjob
>not a sloppy blowjob

are you the user who is selling pins and is ahve problem selling the lion ones?

me too.

also They made some for Jasper and Amethyst too but they're sold out right now.

New

oh man this is gonna piss off tumblr

no, that's Merchant user. I think their only online outpost is on ebay. They were probably having a hard time because their initial price for those pins was $30 each, when the regular price for hard enamel pins that size is like $10-12.

>lars's dad had the same skin tone and hair color that lars himself had in the pilot
DEEPIST LOR

honestly rose isn't THAT big. her cock would be massive but you would be able play with her

Since we're shilling stuff, check out this person's stickers/pins in the style of pearl points, they're pretty cheap too
etsy.com/ca/shop/MokkaQuill

I got Lapis and Peri points on the way

no, the fusion thing was still more of an abstract/magical thing with Giant Woman. We knew they were an all female race/magical beings from the start.

The fusion=sex topic didn't really come up until we saw Garnet and Amethyst's fusion dance, which was pretty lewd.

The gay progressiveness bullshit was a gradual process, since most of us, or at least what I remember discussing, just saw the show as a low-key female empowerment series where the main characters are all conveniently shaped and voiced as females for the fanartists to make lewds of.

I remember people being hesitant on seeing Pearl's relationship with Rose in Rose's scabbard as romantic, and even Jailbreak's revelation as truly "romantic" right up until IanJQ broke the floodgates by confirming Ruby/Sapphire's relations were "romantic" than "platonic".

Which in itself is sort of confusing since gems don't really have genders or sexual organs with which to reproduce, etc etc

I wish they were cut around the designs instead of circles

it was already on there for awhile, I think I found it like last week

That shouldn't be too hard to do yourself with the stickers if you're careful

Yea but at that point I might as well just get some sticker paper instead

you mean not to have raven and paul draw her in an episode that goes to the studio that usually does raven and paul episodes (rough draft korea)
The Return and Earthlings were both animated at Sunmin (with the animation director that usually does every single sunmin episode and the director that does most Hilary and Zuke episodes)
ironically Sunmin is also the studio that does nuPPG

Paul did Jasper in The Return (First scene and most of 2nd half was Paul, middle was raven), Crack the Whip (First half was Raven, 2nd half was Paul), and the first half of earthlings

Raven did Jasper during the 2nd half of earthlings

Jeff most likely (he boarded the stronger than you sequence)

Jeff still works on the show but not as a boarder: rather, every post-nightmare hospital Lamar and Katie (so starting with When it Rains) and Joe/Colin and Jeff (so starting with Back to the Barn) has had him a supervising director (the other two teams have Kat Morris, who quit being Storyboard Supervisor the same time joe stopped boarding), so he has additional boards and revisions for those episodes. He's also been involved in plotting out the initial story beats for episodes starting with Onion Gang

Zuke is not invovled in episode outlines
the people that are invovled with episode outlines are
>Matt and Ben
>Rebecca
>Ian (Know Your Fusion was his last episode)
>Kat
>Joe (starting with Onion Gang)
>Danny (Open Book)

>Peridot and Lapis aren't allowed to fuse because their fusion constantly tries to molest Steven
i really hope they actually do this, or something close. just have her act 100% as though they have already been in a romantic relationship, for some time. or maybe have her matter-of-fact inform him of it, 'oh, Steven, we've decided since fusing that you are now our 'husband'... what's wrong? did i confuse the genders? the masculine partner is the 'husband', right?'

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