ITT: characters that you wish were literally you

ITT: characters that you wish were literally you

I'm prepared to discuss the pros and cons

I'd do you so hard. There is no cons.

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You want your brain hijacked by a fat mad scientist who hates you?

I feel like he'd do a better job.

And you better be a slut. No cons about it.

>she has the best powers

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You wish to be arguably one of the strongest characters in the MCU but be stuck on a shitty show?

I took it as more "gifted inventor and benevolent sociopath"

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I don't understand how ghost rider is

1. Strong.
2. Never given a good adaptation in the least bit.

Bonus: was ghost rider ever a good story?

honestly I don't know what powerset AoS is going with but the Ghost Rider is basically impervious to all forms of damage, which already puts him on Vision-tier in terms of the MCU. Apparently Robbie is slightly weaker than Johnny or Danny, but still

I wish i was a giant rampaging axe kaiju

The whole point of Ghost Rider is basically
>Is stupid fucking strong because of literal hell magic and stuff like the Penance Stare
>So whenever someone beats him, it's a big deal and it means that they're SUPER strong and badass

The only problem is, he jobs to like EVERYONE, so it kinda loses his impact.

Like, yeah, it's cool seeing Frank shrug off a Penance Stare because he's got no regrets, but too much of that shit just turns Ghost Rider into King of the Jobbers.

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Usually don't side with that particular mustache'd gent, but in this case I think the latter was the wiser decision...

I wish i was him

>benevolent sociopath
Yeah that time he tried to cook the world was totally benevolent

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the fuck is wrong with y'all? no punisher?

I checked out over the captions about how Spock caught more crooks than Peter because he just did

I kekd

moon knight

I wanna take hard bara dick

i heard danny ketch was good. i also unironically liked the run that had robbie reyes

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OP get me some gas and a lighter and I can make you Ghost Rider for 5 minutes at least

You didn't actually read the comic then.

OP here, I don't know Why this made me choke laughing

This feels like cheating

Is that a real costume in the comics?

If it means making agents of shield watchable, sure

Is homestuck good? It seems long

Duke Nukem.

Or Godzilla.

It was
But you know that's not happening again anytime soon

Any reality warper, to be honest.

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Lengthwise it really isn't longer that the average YA book series.

Read problem sluth first to see if you'll enjoy his style of writing.

The first half of Homestuck is enjoyable; lower your expectations for the second half though. Then lower them even farther for the last tenth.

Nah, I agree with user. He would do a better job.

I want to be a big guy

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The One True God be like...

Pros: diddlin'
Cons: gettin' diddled. constantly.

you wanna have a sucessful marriage and children, then lose them in a senseless crime and then start an all out war on crime?

For you?