You find out that one of these two gentlemen is your real father. Who do hope it is?

You find out that one of these two gentlemen is your real father. Who do hope it is?

Mignola

Grant Morrison

Moore. Because Mall Santa beard genes.

This, I wanna inherit some wizardry.

I develop a sudden and intense apathy with regards to my heritage.

Bendis, the comic book writer.

I want to live in Alan's magic cave

Miller because he was right with Holy Terror

Inherited magic and Scottish blood? Yes please.

Dude I am not interested in reading your weird sex fantasies.

Out of those two?
Probably Miller.

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Moore. I don't want to deal with the death of another dad.

Mignola hopefully he can teach me about shadow shapes

Moore. It would hopefully lessen my chances of going bald. Plus if I become a writer I could be mediocre and still do decently because of his name.

My mom is a whore; it's gotta be Frank.

>and Scottish blood?
Oh no not another American who thinks that Celts are strong independent white supremacists who don't need no anglo.

Wizard without a weird whore complex, please.

I like Moore better, but he seems like a dick in real life, Miller would take me whoring and watch ninja movies, it'd be super cozy.

Miller
Anything is better than an UK "man"

Fuck no, I'd just want Scottish blood because they're assholes.

Obviously Moore. He would tuck me in and tell me bedtime stories about fishrape.

Moore because I get to be half wizard and because he wouldn't die from cancer soon

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both are fine, but Moore is much cooler, and healthier