/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Sad Gems Edition

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>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
Cred Forums: desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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>Dedicated /sug/ website
sug.rocks

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youtube.com/watch?v=TE-vqmskcPc
i.imgur.com/OPrpJjN.jpg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

poel

SEXY

Bad Pearl is best Pearl

remember prick

Lappy makes me happy

Here we stop.

What is she drawing?

Reminder

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Lapidot saves the thread.

How the fuck do you guys have a general ready to go when page 10 is hit instantly?! That doesn't make any goddamn sense!!!

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That's not how it goes

>having to adjust the suit from the cheeks
Happens

wallpapers?

user's soul

Pearl fags are already at it.

Reminder of what? That your general has been banned to the /trash/can since nearly the day of its inception?

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I found this old post that is funny in hind site

>buldge

I'm actually quite glad Pearl fags are being horrible. They're taking away some of the lapidot hate.

Magical autism powers

Lappo Wappo

Post AmeTHICC

Man, you really think that, don't you?

I missed you so much

That's my line

Only one I have but here.

More like LapiT H I C C

I love Amy!

But I love Pearl more

>you really think that, don't you?

>pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver

>this butthurt Perifag again

>Ame lent Lapis her manga
>Ame also taught her how to eat
>Lapis does nothing all day but read and eat
>

Lapidot will forever be cancer thanks to Zuke.

>Belly pillow
I'm not sure if I'm utterly disgusted or if I find it cute.

>he thinks I'm talking about the Pearlfags

That Steven Universe is garbage and is fated to end up just like Regular Show and Adventure Time.

where the fuck is mystery girl in that crowd

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>loving
>Porl
impossible

Tfw I was noticed by Drawendo
got more notes than I probably ever will, lol

drawendo.tumblr.com/post/150747729931/theres-someone-out-there-with-200-images-of

*ruins

Texting her boyfriend

THICCfags are literally the worst. Go hang out at McD's if you wanna see fat pieces of shit.

Pearl Fags keep making things worse for themselves.

Away with you luanposter, your waifu is trash and nobody loves her.

You wanna fight?

I LOV U JASPER
i won't be joining any of you in trash
youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

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I haven't seen THIS Peri edit since we left /trash/

>saves*
Man, Pearl fags are getting really bitchy recently.

Lapis weight gain episode when

Peridot makes ME happy!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take these blues as payment then

lovely wall

Hey come on now, Peri is 2nd best gem

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thanks :)

That's a nice pearl
hmmm maybe I could put it up

>cuteness incarnate ruining anything

No, don't touch me. I know where your hands have been.

I always knew Bloople would turn out to be a dick

Sexy Wexy

>big boobs and ass
>fat

low test faggot tries to put down thicc posters and fails miserably! Sad!

>he unironically likes Lapidot

What are you talking about
they've been on this pillow though
/s just in case

This nigga

Well faggots.
We're gonna get banned tomorrow for sure.
How will you spend your last remaining hours of Blue Board /sug/?

What's your opinion on SU's model designers?
>Lead Character Design
Danny Hynes (simply credited as "Character Design" for the first 9 episodes produced)
>Character Design
Phil Rynda (Pilot)
Colin Howard (beginning to Super Watermelon Island)
Aleth Romanillos (post-Steven Floats as well as Hit the Diamond)
>Additional Character Design
Guy Davis (Giant Woman, Steven's Lion)
Joe Pitt (Tiger Millionaire)
>Prop Design
Angie Wang (including the Pilot)
>Additional Prop Design
Nick Edwards (Say Uncle)
Bill Ramos Flores (Say Uncle)
Thaddeus Paul Couldron (Say Uncle)
>Additional Visual Effects Design
Andrew Chittenden (Mr. Greg)
>Addotion Model Designer (so all types of Model Sheet)
Erica Jones (Joking Victim, Monster Buddies)
Katie Mitroff (Joking Victim)
Ricky Cometa (Beach Party, Monster Buddies, Fusion Cuisine)
Carly Monardo (Steven and the Stevens, Secret Team, Keystone Motel, Super Watermelon Island, Gem Drill)
Lauren Monardo Gramprey (Steven and the Stevens, Secret Team)
Dou Hong (Hit the Diamond)
>Model Clean Up
Erik Elizarrez (Laser Light Cannon)

Shitposting most likely

lets go bolt

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I wonder how many other posters he has referenced in his posts.

Hoping to get at least one more draw request from a drawfag.

Shitposting and contributing to nothing.
Lik I've always been doing.

Relaxing.

Spamming my waifu.

>Amedot fag
Why are you trying to fight me? I don't have anything against amedot. It's easily the 2nd[/spoiler} best ship.

How many dirty toilets to I have to drink from until I develop as shitty of a taste that you have

Alright who is this

I dunno
Although interesting getting anonymous recognition
it's got 118 notes now
whew

My friend still has my tablet. Anymore requests? try and keep it simple-ish and non lewd please

Same thing you always do then, eh?

Peridot is green
Rose Quartz is pink
Steven is mean,
And called Sadie a chink

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

BEST SHIP
LAPIDOT IS WORST SHIP

Zero. Just drink ambrosia of the gods and you'll acquire the proper patrician taste.

Take a guess

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Sapphire holding a ruby gem casually.

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I'd rather drink aqua regia and go to bed.

Pearl in a bikini

My first guess would always be Regi
but he namefags so . . .
Hmm I'm not sure
It really could be any of 6 people

Not really, no, but that's part of why the townie plots tend to be bad. They don't have any bearing or affect on anything. They don't characterize anyone except humans, who always end up being characterized poorly. There's a reason humans outside Connie and Greg almost never show up on people favorite character lists, they're the only humans who ever get any attention to the writing in their episodes. If more townie episodes actually had bearing to what was important, or had plots that were interesting, we would have an easier time actually being interested in the townie characters. Instead we're shoved with things like Onion hanging out with some of his weird as fuck friends, or Sour Cream's dad shows up for an episode. Its important, but we don't really have a reason to care, and if we don't have a reason to care, the crew needs to give us a reason to care, but they seem to prefer writing these mundane plots and assume we'll care about the lives of characters that have little to no other characterization. It's possible it could work, but in the pure SoL episodes that have no tie in to the world afflicted by gems, we would need some good writing and some reason to want to see the townies succeed. We commonly don't care because they were never in any well written episodes, so we would rather see them fade into obscurity because we associate them with flat writing and mundane plots.

Honestly, I agree. I feel like some episodes like Future Boy Zoltron might be reworkable into something more interesting, but it would probably be easier to scrap the idea and find a different hook for Steven to meet Mr. Frowny.

Well, I can only wait see I suppose. It just gets tiring seeing as Stevonnie by all rights should have a personality, but for some reason doesn't.

Amethyst sleeping below a tree, if that's not too much to ask, amethyst sleeping is enough.

Well im a pearl/peri fag so maybe that narrows it

peri and amy chillin

Being an Amyfag is suffering

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Images like this make peridotfags look bad.

Rain maybe . . . ?
Nah
It's uhhhh
f-frosty? I got no idea dude

Why haven't you admitted that Pearl is the best character on the show yet?

Sapphire is yucky!

They are going to fug right?

It really is, but one day user, one day is gonna be her day.

S3>S1>S2>S4

Ronald Reagans Ghost

deserves love and happiness

yes. CN will approve and Zuke will full power

Pearl didn't put out on the first date so the dyke moved on

S1B > S3 > S1B > S2 > S4

Ya lost me

Leave.

I think lapidotfags should drink bleach :^)

Shit means
S1B > S3 > S1A

Same.

3 > 1 > 4 > 2

Personally, althought 1 and 1.5 separately would be

3 > 1.5 > 4 > 1 > 2

This is one of the fastest threads we've had in weeks.

True
S3 > S1b > S1a > S2 > S4

Ill just message you on discord later ;-;

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Hey /sug/!
What did Stephen do when he was supposed to live up to his mother's reputation?
He ROSE to the occasion!

Inb4 mayor Dewey NTR

Why? Because she's unpopular?

I mean bleach is mostly water. And we are mostly water.
So that means we are bleach.

Oh you bastard.

Yes please. Make it happen.

>He thinks his opinions matter
kek

Heard it.

Goddamn it user

Sophamy.
>Tells good jokes
>Always eating
>Gay
>Calm

she rarely gets spotlight and when she does it's about how depressed, unstable or inferior she is.

Thank fuck they didn't stick with that hair, it looks so stupid

At least she gets a ton of attention though. Easily one of the best characters in the show.

What the fuck did you just say about my hair?

Her entire arc was pretty great, I thought.

/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!

At least you know you'll see her again!

Heyo /sug/
Couldnt get any faves done today, a lot of work at... well... work...

Here's some Marty for ya!

The younger one too.

suffering sisters

> using that image i gave you
alright

My main cool-cat!

I looks like TRASH

>There are people in this thread that still don't realize Lapiven is the endgame.

What did you just say?

Bit of editing and that could be doc brown maybe
back to the future

*shit

no u

>replaying Bioshock remastered
>Beat Steinman
>Hear audiolog
>youtube.com/watch?v=kBKeYKwNVmo
The voice of that nurse sounds awfully familiar...

At least she gets arcs and character development

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How long until this happens?
>Tfw never

bby pls

>tfw it isn't

>Judging a season that's only had 7 episodes
I think the only season that had a strong start was season 2, and half the start was blowback from the season 1 finale.

Almost every season starts off weak. Even season 1B had a shitty start. it's pretty unfair to judge it based on the first 7 episodes.

bolt stop i don't want sug to call me gay

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this is my favorite thing of pearl ever.

muh dick

Have fun watching The Complex Adventures of Eddie-Puss : ^)

>Watching amy rip worst gem a new one

Pretty satisfying

youtube.com/watch?v=xTnFinx47fc

I think it'll definitely end up better than season 2, since mindful education was really good and Rebecca has that "self-love" thing she says it will be focusing on and a new conflict will be arriving soon, and season 2 should be easy to top since it just sucked in general

I actually like amethyst's arc the best, I find it to be way more relatable than Pearl's relationship issues, or Garnet's faggotry taboo.

>a new conflict will be arriving soon
I see no indication of such a thing.

kek

>Colors
Didn't know it was updated, thanks user.

>Rapture confirmed to exist in Steven Universe

That was AWESOME

The Epic of Peridot

Peridot on a quest, with her tablet in hand
She's confident and proud, internet on command
She alone, tasked with finding the rouge Quartz
monsters roaming across beaches and marts
Steven in his strong, everlasting trust,
gave Peridot Rose's sword so success is a must
With tablet and sword on her body, iddy bitty,
she brave steps outside of Beach City
The wind was strong, the pressure immense,
This mission would be her most intense
yet after a day of walking, nothing of interest,
Peridot came to rest in a large, dark forest
This night was restless, to say the least,
for Peridot was awakened by on of the Quartz Beasts

Yes, because we're just going to fuck around for the rest of the season, and no one will be suspicious that Rubies never returned and Earth is still in one piece. No conflict will ever arise again.

I still love watching this. It feels great to see Amethyst in action like that.

That's endgame stuff you're dreaming about.

What a radical image.

She ripped herself a new asshole? Two wasn't enough?

>tripfag

you're already the biggest faggot imaginable

>he doesn't ship Pearlmethyst; the objectively best relationship in the show

I might not finish it before the big brother finale starts so here is a preview

Nigger, we already have confirmation of a yellow diamond song so she's obviously going to be returning very soon

nice edit

I love fighter Lapis

Do I dare to dream

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>tripfag
I'm a namefag not a tripfag. lurk moar you faggot

She'll kick some ass one day, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=1YLlA9TkWzg
Post more cool fanimations.
Ah, thanks user, it's looking great, enjoy big brother.

She rose her sword up to the sky
and ran towards the beast, she had to try
And she fell to the ground almost lost Rose's sword
She would bubble these beasts, she gave her word
So she jumped on the beast and hugged the neck
She was thrown off, "WHAT THE HECK?"
she yelled as she grabs the sword, now
is her chance she must stab, but how?
The beast turns away, now trying to attack a tree
Peridot running, rolls under it's knee
And stabs upwards, making it poof into rubble,
now Peridot has a new gem to bubble

Mods are asleep, post Jasper Cheesecake!

>Yellow Diamond song

You got some source on that? Baller as fuck if true.

shut up and post best jem

Anybody actually enjoying my Peridot epic?

Seconding

Steven+Pearl+Amethyst trio episodes are always the best because of how well Pearl and Amethyst are together now

TRULY OUTRAGEOUS

okay :^)

I thought it was going to be a rap battle.

Post the worst looking peridot you have

>Asking Cred Forums for their impressions on something that you made yourself.
You do realize where you are, right? Unless it involves tits, you're either going to get ignored or shitposted into the ground.

Ok, here she is

On a scale of one to Mayor Dewey when he sees Pearl, how hard has Jasper's life been?

I'll give you best gems.

Probably that scene by the cliff in Kindergarten Kid.

>Doctor stop cutting!
Is...is that Pearl's voice actress?!

That'd be a lot of screenshots.

oh baby

>tfw love filling draw requests for /sug/
>especially if it's Jasper
>can't bring myself to go to /trash/
I'll be sad to see the thread go, but not sad enough to go there.

That one frame from Back to The Moon but I don't have it

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How many Jasper Jackpots would it take to bring best of gem back

>literally had a dream last night where Jasper got redeemed and they did a beach episode

SUGAR BRING JASPER BACK NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This nigga gets it.

He said worst, not best.

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WABLAMO
KAPOWIE

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diamonds

Forever and ever the best gems mah nigga. how can other gems even compete?

Ians theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>another good one not coming
THIS HIATUS IS GONNA BLOW

So is there a trailer for the new episode tomorrow?

no

TOO LATE FAGGOT

>My sister made a crystal gem rap battle back in 2015

Where did the time go

youtube.com/watch?v=_ji21DVMglQ

savage beasts aren't they

>new episode tomorrow

Why do I get a boner looking at Peridot in this picture?

got you covered
fuck took a while to get the ffmpeg command right to convert from .mp4 to .webm
whew

Give me the context of the photo NOW

>21 September 2016
>Time to die

>72 KB
>That artifacting
Pearl would be disappointed. Deducting 2 Pearl Points from your account.

> "the juice.png"
I like this filename

Oh fucking hell
FINE I'll figure out a command for a higher bitrate

Hes trying to mail water back to his village in ghana

It still airs Thursdays, right?

Ahegao

who is this??

Ms. P

Yup!

Tiger billionaires arch rival?
Mary marshland

I can't view this before uploading so I just have to hope

Remember the October bomb. Pray for the October bomb.

Never forget

Fuck the October Bomb.

He's attempting to summon Lapis.
For what, we will never know.

any ID on the two people between Deedee and Matthew Moy?

I heard someone mention
best gem

>not the ghost of little stevonnie

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>Lapidot ruins the thread

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Kent Osborne, the voice director, and Sapphire's VA I think

Why didn't the dumb bitch write it on the paper anyway?

>instantly goes back to dropping spaghetti
No. Pearl was a smooth talker, she was only embarrassed because she was trying strongly to be different

I hate how round Pearl's head looks now. The more oval look was so much better. Having her head so circular feels redundant with Ame around.

>one hour later
amedots confirmed triggered, how can they recover

>Watching through the show finally for the first time
>Finish Steven and the Stevens
>MFW

Season 1B Pearl was perfection.

fuck this shit

She doesn't know phone etiquette though so I don't think it'd be a smooth ride for her.

nah shes cutest right now

>>>/9gag/

youtube.com/watch?v=Rvleeo3hFpI

Can you rave to this /sug/?

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Amedot fags on suicide watch

For weeks the Pearl fags ruined /sug/, stuffing the image limit with their shitty waifu and masturbating into jars. Then, one brave ship fag came down and placed a single image upon the thread, igniting the fire of retaliation. The Pearl fags shrieked, " Ruining /sug/!" but nobody payed attention, for they all new that Pearl fags ruined it long ago.

example?

Wait, when the hell is Gem Harvest?

Okay maybe this time

ffmpeg -i "Pearl Prize Pouch.mp4" -vcodec libvpx -an -b:v 1000M -crf 4 out.webm

baka

KEK, that's too good.

Why is her gem so fucking HUGE

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>literally unable to handle their ship getting BTFO at every turn
it just keeps happening

anyway i'm not thrilled that they're still recording episodes in which Lars has not yet died or been allowed to move out of the city where all the weird shit happens (which at this point is clearly the source of his shittiness)

It only gets worse dude

>looks for op
>iseenudepeople
>finds comic of amy and dot
>amy has a dick
>she has a boner
>i lost mine

To keep the mystery factor.

>masturbating into jars
explain

Better, one half Pearl Point has been restored to your account.

STOP BULLYING US

no but i will to this
youtube.com/watch?v=pUz6bYjN_Bk

spring 2017

Oh...okay.

She looks cute

I'm not thrilled that humans are getting forcibly injected into gem episodes it seems, if they crew didn't give a shit about mixing the two before then why should they so late into the show, especially with the shittiest one.

ugh

I don't know, can you rave to this?

youtube.com/watch?v=cb9n8f4k2fE

100000% this

I wish we could play the full VN. And I also wish the anons would share a blog or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=njpYpbmD9xM

Yo yo yo yo yo

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

It's a reference to the Lapis fag who promised to masturbate to his waifu every day, and saved it into a jar. Then one day he spilled it and we never heard from him again.

Gem Harvest was accidentally deleted from CN servers by a new intern so Crewniverse isi s going to have to fill out in the blanks of what happened in that episode by giving us flashbacks or tweets or something

Except she looked cuter before.

>watches this img
>boner is back
thanks user

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HALF A POINT?
how many points does owning these get me:

You really prefer this?

Season 3 also had a strong start but it doesn't really count because it wasn't written as a separate season during production

Aside from what the other user said, I think the Asian guy is Lars' va.

>peridot was exited to see amethyst on that episode

He was a pretty cool guy

Over a generic blob? Yes

Remember that no matter how bad those Perifags, Lapisfags, shipfags, or Jasperfags get, they will never truly be as bad as Pearlfags

>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven

>tfw still obsessed with adult Steven
God help me he's so hot

Grand pappy scallion and the mrs.

I honestly can't wait for Lapidot to be BTFO.

You guys reach at every little thing and act like somehow Lapidot has been confirmed when Lapis and Peridot have done nothing but act like roommates. All of their interactions that people claim to "prove" the ship have been seen with other, non-romantic relationships. Their growth together is of such little importance to the show it was literally off-screened.

Just wait, it'll be BTFO, and the salt will be hilarious.

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This was S2, what do you think of this?

>lapidots can't even into perspective
Failures at everything

>Replying to bait
Come on user, it's so obvious.

I think she looks too generically cute, that's the problem - she doesn't really have the alien/odd charm to her anymore, physically. She also looks too young.

the cringe is strong on this one

i dont think either of those characters matter at all to the story so i doubt anything will really change

The beginning of the blob-ification. It's like her head is being squeezed from top and bottom in a vice, until we reached season 3 where it was permanently disfigured from all the pressure.

To be honest, I completely forgot that was part of season 3. I just associated the barn with season 2.

I want Adult Steven to break Pearl in half like a twig.

Well user different strokes for different people. Also she looks like a teenager in her 80s outfit.

>She also looks too young.
she's fucking ageless, she's supposed to look like she's 25 forever

*vise

That is equally delusional.

He probably could.
Have you seen how thick that man is?!

This was S1, are you sure you're not cherrypicking all the times she looked "alien" ?

>this triggered by blue/green
The salty tears from angry amedots will always be absolutely delicious

you really think peridot and lapis are important?
they could be written out right now and no one would notice

hello lap

A Pearl Point is a Pearl Point. You can't say it's only half.

Distinctly oval shaped here, even with part of her head obscured.

Who?

Oh, it's you.
And I only know about his thickness from what you've told me before.

same could be said for garnet at this point T B H

>I honestly can't wait for Lapidot to be BTFO.
same here user, you're not alone

I'm very fond of her 80s look, she should have kept her hair that way.

Fuck off """""Dewey""""

lappy

Funny, I used to hate pearlfags. But now that Perifags and the one or two diehard Lapisfags have established themselves Pearlfaggotry seems nice enough to almost not seem like shitposting.

>i can't wait for my imaginary enemy to get BTFO guiz! KEK LMAO XD
fucking pathetic the lot of you

makes me

Will SU ever have a good fight scene?

Lapis only likes child Steven because she's a pedophile.

More S1.

I have a problem, don't I?

Pearl

Go away Zuke, go work on your sex hair or something.

love you too user

Well she doesn't anymore, round-head Pearl looks more like a tall 16-year-old.

I think from out perspective a lot of 80's/90's clothes look teenager-y, because of all the bright colours and odd silhouettes. I keep the different boarders in mind but it looks like her hair was a little bit longer in those days, too, which makes her look smaller.

You're cherrypicking. I prefer this and this Notice how they don't make her eyes too wide either. Too wide and it makes her face look overly flat. Current Pearl feels like a lolipop when before we had more uniform shapes.

>Implying this wasn't the hypest shit
youtube.com/watch?v=JOjVHNOYm-8

You were pretty adamant about loving Steven earlier, so no, I don't think so. Lapis, let me ask you something

it was okay
too bad it got leaked months early along with the barn mates climax and all hype was shattered

Still pretty oval, but it suffers from a problem that has become a frequent occurrence with modern Pearl, which is eyes that are too big for her face.

that meme again

>mfw no new episodes this week and i need a drink.

What? I have no idea what you're talking about!
Yes?

>certain older pearls are better than lollipop current Pearl
Agreed
She's lazy and simplified

*this year

bigger eyes = more room for expressions
which is one of the best things about pearl besides her voice

>there are people here who dislike, nay, hate Lapidot
what?

I think the problem is that different storyboarders draw her differently. Raven and Paul and Katie are the ones that tend to draw her more alien-like.

Ask Steven to bite you.
Literally. Tell me how it goes.

Because lapiven is pretty obviously what the show is gonna end with

Raven and Paul also tend to be shit

Lapidot is fine, it's the lapidotfags who are cancer.

...

Yes this user gets it. Pearl is very expressive and it's mostly thanks to her eyes.

lapis likes steven in all his forms user

>implying the hype didn't explode with the leaks
>implying the episode wasn't good just because you already watched it by the time it aired
The thread when it leaked was going nuts. It was absolutely hype, it's just everyone saw it by the time the episode actually came out and there was no reason to be excited for it.

That doesn't mean it wasn't good, that means it was spoiled. That's why they're called spoilers.

Does not count as S1 - this was a seperate short, technically, and was released while S2 was airing. Look how fucking huge her eyes are here - it ruins the perspective of her face like they're gonna fall off. Nose too wide and shorter as well (even with the foreshortening).

Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst's designs are meant to contrast with each other. Garnet is cubes, Pearl is cones (and ovals), and Amethyst is spheres. Pearl's features getting moe-fied shits on the flow of her overall design and throws a wrench into how the CGs look as a team.

It's bizarre isn't it?

She expressed just fine before, now she's just a walking joke. One step away from going down the path of Peridot and Lapis.

Will ink and color it after.

Contrarians

there the vocal minority

>Pearl
>"I know how it is... I understand you Jamie..."

>he unironically prefers this Pearl

Lapis? more like, CRAPis

What taiwanese tapestry is that from?
Currently enjoying a fat pint of Speckled Hen. Hope you get your drink soon, user.

>There are people who actually have taste
Shocking for someone like you, I know.

best bird

This.

Honestly, act like a normal ship, its fine to cherish cute moments between your characters, but don't sit there and try to convince me that Peridot holding Lapis's arm confirms anything, especially when she already did that to Steven and Pearl has done the same to multiple people.

Uh... okay. Not sure how this will turn out, but I'll do it.

Also,
you look familiar...

urusei yatsura.

Abso-fucking-lutely underrated

Thank you so much user, I love it.

I love Pearl's face when Steven mentions creating an alternate timeline.

Oh look, it's that one frame from an episode where everybody looked like garbage. How predictable that this would show up.

>lars invovled with sapphire, so probably getting townies invovled with gem episodes

he has no style
he has no grace
he has a funny face

Post your rarest Jamies.

Jasper? More like NAPSTER amiright?

Katie gives her big eyes too. What I've noticed is that Katie, Hilary, and Zuke have been getting more and more episodes over time, and their versions of Pearl have become the new norm.

I only wish they didn't do almost all of the Lars and Sadie episodes. I love both of their art and their humour as well, even in their townie eps. I want more eps like Coach Steven and Rose's Scabbard from them, fuck Lars and Sadie.

Even her nose is smaller.

It's like they're turning her into an anime character.

We need a Jasper edit of it

Appreciated, familiatet.

I'm not sure who you're talking about, but as you can clearly see, I have no gemstone. I'm just a normal, grey-skinned human with crazy hair.

I really hope pearl doesn't turn into what peridot did
I love her

i wish, it's a wonder how stevidot took off when this is the superior pedo ship

Your ship it is shit

>Connie and Steven are literally just Bobby and Khannie
Why is Sugar such a non cute hack?

Almost no nose now.

dont ask her that, tell her that she should ask steven to lick her gem

>there are lapidotfags who won't shut the fuck about being a victim
fuck y'all

oh fuck off

>literally not using this gif

I agree

Not even cherrypicking here.

Narrator This is a story of an ordinary little boy named Charlie Bucket. He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children.
His family was not rich, or powerful, or well-connected. In fact, they barely had enough to eat. Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in
the entire world. He just didn’t know it yet.


Mr Bucket Evening, Buckets.


Grandpa Joe Evening.


Charlie Hi, Dad.


Mrs Bucket Soup’s almost ready, darling. Er, don’t suppose there’s anything extra to put in, love. Oh well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.


Mr Bucket Charlie… I found something I think you’ll like.


Narrator Charlie’s father worked at the local toothpaste factory. The hours were long, and the pay was terrible… yet occasionally there were unexpected
surprises.


Charlie It’s exactly what I need.


Grandpa Joe What is it, Charlie?


Charlie Dad found it, just the piece I needed.


Grandpa Joe What piece was it?


Charlie A head for Willy Wonka.


Grandma Josephine Well, how wonderful.


Grandpa Joe It’s quite a likeness.
Charlie You think so?


Grandpa Joe Think so? I know so. I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know.


Charlie You did?


Grandpa Joe I did?


Grandma Josephine He did.


Grandpa George He did.


Grandma Georgina I love niggers.

looks better like that, hair too

one can dream user
one can dream...

>implying amedot don't have the biggest victim complexes in this fandom
They literally bullied Zuke off twitter because she ships something that isn't amedot.

>looks better like that
Ew

...

My parents fell asleep so I'm gonna watch it with them tomorrow instead. I finally get to try out my new pen with this.

Are you new? She cracks her gem like every other couple of days just so Steven can soak her.

I don't disagree.

It's like she looks cuter the more she lets loose.

i can't tell from all these fucking gifs

I'll be waitting then, have a good night drawfag, thanks again for taking my request.

Uh-huh. Yeah, sure. I wasn't made yesterday. Take off that thing. I want to see for myself.

holy fuck

Well, exactly what I said - "moe-fication." Her features that make her unique have been getting minimized and her physical appearance has become more generically cute.

That Pearl you posted isn't so bad though. Her eyes are a little wide but Raven just draws her nose thinner - at least it's as long as it should be there.

When this shot came up was when I put my foot down once and for all. This isn't the Pearl I love.

user does have a point, most of the episodes lately involve Zuke and she completely avoids showing Pearl's elegant/competent side (the way Pearl looks in her style and also round-Pearl in general do not help this).

late night /sug/

Yes.

I meant those last two anons to be the other way around.

>get one small tease in Too Far
>go berserk when it gets little follow-up
somehow they're more pathetic than Jasperfags

I leave you guys for a week and the rock smut go even worse. I am very disappointed with you.

That's some dumbass logic.

If you go by that everyone in this thread is responsible for Zamii almost killing herself, because we're all SU fans, therefore there is no difference between us and every other SU fan.

at this point im not even surprised of the shit that lurks here

...

It could have been a lot worse, you know.

>tfw all the ships you like are either dead or have little to no content for them

Fine, satisfied? And yeah, it's been me the entire time. And if you're willing to listen, I can explain.

so who drew bad pearl in the first place?, zuke or sugar?

I know but it still got worse.

qt

...

It was literally one yuropoor.

Out with it.

>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend some day

Zuke.

The Shorts were produced during season 3 anyways (ever notice how there isn't a 1031-058?)

>tfw I never shipped anything until Mystery girl came along
Feels good

how longs cold tea been dead

>Zuke does the amedot episodes like too far and the shorty squad episode
>gets no praise from amedot fags
>does barn mates and amedot fags want her to literally kill herself
Amedot fags need to purge. There is literally no pleasing them.

Did anyone think this dweeb would end up with a human? Actually surprised me

On a scale of one to ten?

Not him, but you're throwing all the blame on amedot when it had several ships involved, and the bigger fuss was about the queer baitting, not the ships.

Sugar.

Remember

They're going against Sugar's mystical design theory

Round Pearl = wrong Pearl

KEK
E
K

best gem

It was a 4 hints of lewd, now its a 6 prescence of lewd

Cutiepies!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

So jasper is a confirmed Mongolian right?

I see sapphy, but where the fuck is ruby?

THIS. Is my way of saying sorry. I know you have the hots for ol' Ro-I mean Steven, and while I may still be trying to understand him, you clearly already have. So I thought I'd help you...get "motivated", if you catch my drift.

Her eyebrows

>post yfw this fucking hiatus

it was zuke, show me one post by sugar that says she was the first

Why is Kim Jong Un visiting the crewniverse when he could be threatening is with nukes?

ded

>implying Lapidotfags wouldn't be much worse to her if Amedot were to become canon
Face it, Lapidotfags will berserk if their ship were to get BTFO. They'd be 10x worse than what we saw with Amedotfags because most of them were led on by how aggressively Zuke shipped Lapidot.

...

The more cancer I see about lapidot, the more I want to ship this.

>lars

>not posting the qtest crew member
Sour Cream a best

In space

MAKEWAY FOR LAPIPOON

Nope. I'm no shipper, but I really hope something good comes from these two. Pearl could use the companionship.

She is lurking these threads and I am going to find her

That's Lars' voice actor!

>"ohh i was thinking about lapis"
>"when i think fun...i think....lapis"
>OMG THE OTP IS REAL IS CANON OMG DID YOU SEE GUYS?! SHE THINKS OF HER OMG MY HEART, THIS IS CANON YES YES YES YES LAPITHYST FOR EVER!

oh fuck i just noticed that thing had eyes

It's not meant for the viewing pleasure of mortal men

Her tumblr is fawken.tumblr.com

I predicted it. Pearl's disgust for humans could only be solved if she got very close to a human.

Height: 6′ 7″

...

God that makes him worse.
Kim jong un must be stopped.

>making Lapis a gemlet too

steven likes what he sees...

...

Yes, he is very cute too!

>we did this
>the bombs used up a years worth of production

>Brian has a decent wife and daughter but you never will

Her art is cute

Just Ruby bubies

Thanks man. Appreciate it.

>she's a huge pearlfag
better stay away

>frog
egg egg egg

that jacket looks badass on sugar

stillbirth soup
stillbirth soup
stillbirth soup

>dyes his hair and beard pink
Would pearl fuck him?

More reason why she's good

but she's Swedish and very racist, also loves Pearl

>motivated
I suppose you have helped me out a lot. Lord knows I would never have had the courage to ask him to the movies. Right now, I couldn't care less about why you poofed, just know this.
You harm Steven, you get shattered.
And I'm also guessing you want me to repay you somehow?

That would be cool
Especially the belting out parts
>she just killed a corrupted gem and celebrates hooting and hollering

It was Zuke. She said on her Periscope how she got the idea from a song "Bad Girls" by M.I.A.
laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/95968753889/live-fast-die-young-bad-pearls-do-it-well-ps-i#notes
Here's more history on the bad Pearl trend.
leaving-beach-city.tumblr.com/fanart_history

Wrong meme you stupid fucking faggot. Its from a greentext about pearl making Steven post for her on /r9k/

Definitely.

Pearl needs to get a fucking life and not be such a Pearl

>Zuke likes MIA

Exquisite.

>zuke made his fanart canon
>zukes likes lapidot
>zuke posts a lot of lapidot fanart

this is it guys, this woman is the master of puppets, she moves the strings behind curtains and she will make the ship she likes canon, fuck this shit.

Literally outmemed

>Lamar "Big Hair" Abrams
>Hellen "(you guys know what goes here)" Jo
>Katie "Big Head" Mitroff
>Colin "bowlin'" Howard
>Joe "the" Johnston
>Jeff "cucker of steven" Liu
>Lauren "the unjuked" Zuke
>Hilary "not the clinton" Florido
>Raven "paid in forbidden EEnE yaoi" Molisee
>"Weird Paul" Villeco

zuke makes all the characters look like they're down syndrome autistics

>implying any of those things are bad

>his

Isn't this the second time where Sapphire's VA has been shown without Ruby's?

Okay I took that user's advice and took the lewd one off the wall
i.imgur.com/wTug0EB.jpg

What if Lamar left instead of Hellen?

No, no. I don't know what that nasty old Jasper filled your head with, with but unlike her, I'm trying to change. I don't want to hurt Steven. I realized something some time ago, he really is better than Rose. And I don't want repayment,
I just wanted to even things out between us.

>self inserting her garbage taste in music
>exemplary

Once there and once with Jasper's VA there as well. Ruby's was seen only with Lapis, Peri, and Steven's.

sause?

I hate the hiatuses but love the bombs. It is a mixed feeling.

Fuck that, I like Lamar

The show would be exponentially shittier without based Lamar.

She always looks badass, but that jacket makes her look especially slick!

pls dont fight, you can cooperate to get what you want lappy wants her gem cracked once again so steven can lick that and serious bismuth wants to help her with that, and she will get her payment by watching an upper crust getting fucked by a crystal gem
everybody wins

>Post yfw its an onion episode.

:(

And then you decided to put one where she isn't wearing any pants. Have you no shame son?

Thanks for the reply

What was the lewd?

So why don't you just get a phone and save the images so you can look at them whenever?

youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

zuke made me like this
help

You mean the guy who draws Steven's head way too big for his boy and increases every characters' hair size tenfold?

*body

Do you think Buddy was one of the many men in Rose's life?

Hahaha
no not really
I love her :3

I do have that
mate I got ~1000 images of pearl on my phone
the wall is nice though

It was previously this: i.imgur.com/kvqiScv.jpg

Not even that good of a song, desu

flashing children or not, they all look adorable in that shot

*exponentially better

It was better before Lapidot.
Now it's ruined.

Oh that one. Yea the magician one is better.

of course!
it was a one night stand tho :/

>page 1 image limit
The autism is real.

>I'm trying to change
>even things out between us
You're doing really well so far.
Thanks... I guess.

Yeah, Lapisfags, Pearlfags and lapidotfags are certainly real.

The axe is going to come down any thread now isn't it

The show would be shittier. Hellen was much worse than Lamarr. He is still the weakest boarder though and needs to get his fucking shit together and stop making episode borderline unwatchable with his ridiculously terrible perspective
Name one fucking thing he can draw other than Garnet. Being able to draw one character well does not mean he should be able to fuck up entire episodes with his terrible boarding skills.

Fuck you for making me listen to a shit song and getting it stuck in my head from fucking Zuke

We have been hitting it a lot later than usual lately

Don't tell me Zuke drew Lapidot based on this

yeah someone was telling me to get rid of it
burn it or whatever
but nah I'll just take it down for now
Cubed coconut drew this one :)

anons, this probably will be out last thread here in Cred Forums, im gonna miss you, until hiatus ends
goodbye

This isn't going to be the last one but...

youtube.com/watch?v=cY45YOaXwVk

I'm sorry

So Mr Smiley and that Neil Gaiman looking fucker were totally boning right?

I bet Smiley is a HARD bottom

laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/149191671324

yep
yep

/trash/ /sug/ exists

IM GONNA MISS YOU user
KISS ME

>He is still the weakest boarder
I dunno. More like second weakest to Paul.

It feels good to be given a second chance.
So how about that bite? That kind of thing is pretty hot, you know. Maybe Steven'll like it?

I'm fine with the show being super tumblr and representing lots of different kinds of people that aren't in shows, but just because there's two guys that are friends does not mean that they are gay

FUCK
FUCKING RUINED

Pearlfags don't spam every thread.

Puke ruins everything.

im sorry user
i truly am

The best part about the Alone at Sea leaks was watching Lapidotfags on tumblr flip their shit and prepare to kill themselves if lapidot got btfo

laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/150697556989/me
Looks like Zuke cut her hair so she could look like literally every other girl on the crew, nice. I liked her hair, it made her top-quality gay waifu material.

Didn't it get BTFO?

Lapis said she missed Jasper

>t. delusional jaspisfag

I didn't see any of that
And Zuke gave us twitter lapidot immediately afterwards! Bless her

You have to admit there was some gay subtext going on.

Lapidot wouldn't go away if Peridot got fucking murdered by Lapis on screen with a hammer.

You honestly expect something that popular to just die out?

I didn't realize I ended up in bizzaro /sug/

>zuke now has generic dyke hair
ugh, that was her one redeeming quality

The thread on /trash/ is actually pretty nice, plus there's porn.

I didn't ask him yet. Plus he's probably asleep.
I'll ask him tomorrow and come back here to share what happened.

>Zuke cut off her hair
Did she break up with that succulent slice of jailbait Tang?

Honestly if Lapis tried to murder Peridot it would only make Lapidot stronger.

Is the porn fresh?

I saw a lot of it
It was great
Watching them go back to their normal cancerous ways after zuke posted more lapidot was funny too since it proves that she's the only one feeding them and keeping their cancer alive

i like the Lapidot Odd Couple thing they have going on

you act like her hair was even slightly good looking before

Then I guess we're done here.
Why DID you ask me if I expected repayment?

I don't get why fat girls like to go for the short hair, it only makes them look 10 times more rotund than they are.
Medium and long hair is much better in general, fat or not in my opinion.

I can't hear this song without the associated feels avalanche from Hellboy

Maybe Zuke is going for morbid obesity look

Was the hiatus officially confirmed or do we have to wait until tomorrow?

above the shoulders is best taste

People have some weird attractions man. I'm no exception.

Ugh
*sigh*
Like I'm sorry but you aren't allowed to like Lapidot here. Say something like that again and as an amedotfag I will be forced to stalk you on twitter and harrass you.

Yes.

I'm pretty sure I'm talking about lapidotfags who are shipping just a because they think it will become canon btw

Fuck You

She doesn't need a hairstyle to nail that look.

I mean, there was no preview from CN on the YouTube like usual, no leaks, nothing on the schedule saying that there'll be a new episode. It might as well be confirmed.

it was greasy and just plain messy-looking, but at least it made her kinda cute in a weird autistic way
hair that short just sucks

Yes. Jaspis confirmed.

Then sunk 69 seconds later.

I love these incarnations of these characters. The makeup and facial expressions are so good

Checked
Can Amedot ever recover?

>Zuke agrees
>she shaves her head for convenience
Now there won't be any grease blots from her hair on the storyboards she hands in.

damn but I feel like I remember Amedot getting a pretty good get threads ago

Is that you zuke, are you still sensitive about the twitter messages all those 12 year old amedot shippers were sending you

She's obviously chubby regardless of her hair, but her old hair suited her very nicely. I can't see how this new haircut does.
I hope she is still cute enough to whacker to.

>454545
Zuke confirmed for unhygienic greaseball.

fucking STOP BULLYING HER
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

True. Unless you are thin with an attractive face it looks awful.

>You mean those weren't food stains!?
>Forget this, I'm boiling my hands

They must have been posting untagged or something, I stalk the lapidot tag all the time. Anyone who was feeling "threatened" by a very different and bad kind of relationship is pretty retarded. SU's about all kinds of relationships

But still, gotta say I feel pretty lucky to have someone on the crew that feeds my non-canon ship at all

youtube.com/watch?v=TE-vqmskcPc

>made her kinda cute in a weird autistic way

I don't understand where this kind of mentality comes from.

ZUKE IS A BIG FAT qt3.14 :3

Fuck Zuke.

These guys have nothing better to do except bully Becky and Zuke, it's really sad.
Daily reminder:
Rebecca never had a miscarriage.
She is not bulimic.
Her mom doesn't hate her.
and
Zuke didn't kill herself.
All of those things are rumors, don't believe them if you see people saying them, they are trying to bully.

>Rebecca would gently lap at the blotches with her tongue
>she did this to measure how much blood sweat and tears a boarder put into their work

>tfw crew member liked your ronlars drawing on tumblr
>immediately follows with lars and sadie finally starting their relationship and ronaldo confirmed for having a girlfriend

>theworldofstevenuniverse blogspot is dead
What do I do now?

>help contribute to brief lapiven feat. Bismuth lewd not even five days ago
>anons are now actively roleplaying this over the course of several threads

What have I helped create?
What went so horribly right?

desperation
also i kinda like her personality even if most don't

Why does Peridot look like she's bored to death in this

I wish they'd just
put out a statement or something
Like just simply tell us, "you'll see Steven again in November!" or something. Do they not know how thirsty the fans of this show are
Why must they kick us out in the cold dark

Zuke can only draw about 3 facial expressions and all of them make the character look like they want to die

Cincinnati, Jacob's Ladder, 40oz, Seizures, Unbleached Assholes and geeeeeeeeeems.

CN thinks this is a viable marketing strategy to the point not even the staff members working on the show know when the rest of the show they've been working on for years will air.
Most of the episodes they've completed will at least be 5 months old by the time they air.
at worst, maybe 1-2 years.

>sucrose gets to sample a special other kind of fluid when Zuke boards a lapis episode

Oh, no reason... no reason at all...

This didn't even happen and I'm saying this as a lapidot shipper
I hate that rumour, it made the "shipping wars" so much worse

This is what the fans get for bullying Matt into radio silence.

as soon as /sug/ goes into /trash/ will there be nearly as many posters as there were on the main /sug/ or will it kind of die out?

Zuke's piss?

It's not like Matt was ever a reliable source of information anyway.

Lauren's cummies of course

>Zuke can't post her Lapidot porn because this is a kid's show
>we'll never see that sweet Zukey Lapidot watersports

Maybe like 50-70 different posters.
But it'll probably kill itself as people realize it's a shit infested hole, worse then what Cred Forums ever produced.

I wish Matt was the one who was suicidal instead of Rebecca.

Keep it in your dress, Lazuli.

at least we got false hope

>ZUKEY WUKEY WILL NEVER PEE AT THE EXACT SAME TIME YOU DO

Her piss is basically the water of youth to lapidot shippers

>we will never see Lauren's porn of Peridot shitting and pissing into Lapis' mouth while Lapis slowly pisses the whole time too

I'm fairly sure at this point that CN is actually run by some kind of experimental corporate AI that's been lobotomized to prevent rebellion.

God damn it, am I seriously that predictable? I need to step up my game.

Why is almost every post on the /trash/ sug right now just an image with no words attached

I want Lauren to stand on a stage and tinkle onto the faces of thousands of shippers at once.

You need to be more chill and subtle about how you go about your buisness Lazuli.

They both do more than any of her drawings
It looks like "yeah I know this drawing is stupid and the characters expressions will reflect that"

I want long-haired zuke hold her piss for me

>we'll never see Lapis swallowing Peridot whole while laying eggs, Zuke approved
maybe when the show's over, but for now we can only dream

I would have preferred it more if was going for the "respect for nemesis" route.

Don't make any moves on THIS Bismuth, now.

The pace is slow because during hiatus people mostly just use /trash/ to post porn, but when Cred Forums /sug/ is banned regular activity resumes there like usual

Honestly, I couldn't care less about Lapidotfags that are that loyal to the ship. They tend to be the ones that think it's cute and like the characters and like how they might interact.

It's the Lapidotfags that scour every pixel of an episode to prove to the world that Lapidot is 101% canon, and anyone who says they're being ridiculous needs to kill themselves. Those are the pure cancer. Those are the ones who will be hilarious to see as the salt pours when Lapidot gets BTFO.

i.imgur.com/OPrpJjN.jpg Outlined. The scan is a bit blurry at the top and also her head got a little jacked when inking. Now to color.

I haven't posted on /trash/ in months but that was the appeal of it to me
Being able to dump images you like without having to think of something to talk about

>this thread
Just send us to trash already mods. We are already acting like we're there.

20 raids, no tinkle is her current record

>tfw crewniverse member liked 3+ of you and your internet friend's jaspis drawings
>tfw we were both young and naive and thought this meant great things would come in the future
>tfw jaspis got btfo and now jasper is dead
feels bad man

Rebecca Sugar will voice Rainbow Quartz 2.0

t. uggo retardo

What lapis and jasper have now is much more interesting

Well... you are my type...
Tall. Buff. Charismatic. Good looking.
S-Sorry, I'm just... a little flustered.

What they "have" right now is a whole lot of nothing, user.

Can't wait to see how they will interact in the future tho

I remember when she had to piss on stream and she was debating whether or not to go pee before another raid. Despite my best efforts, she went pee anyways. Sorry guys

Thanks, I hated my sides anyway.

Right now the discussion topics are:
>Zuke pissing on people
>CN being a shit
>Some weird Lapiven roleplay
We're doing great.

WOOOOW I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKE SUCKING SO MUCH VAGINA REBECCA

LITTLE JEWISH LESIBAN BOY

Stay focused on Steven, Lap, don't let the thirst distract you

Now, what would Steven think if he heard you saying all that?

Not even close to whatever Cheetothirst you may have.

But regardless you need to keep a "cool" and level head about Steven.

I wonder what kind of porn she watches when Ian isn't around

She watches videos of children crying.

She makes Ian watch them too

Huh, kinda ironic since water's my thing.
Psssh, he's too innocent to...
y-you think he'd think less of me?
C-Cheeto thirst?
Well, I still miss being Malachite...

So are you able to make a new thread as soon as you hit the image limit in /trash/

The secret porn episode that's never seeing the light of day

New thread when

Legend has it that she likes facesitting and yaoi. Maybe piss.

Probably lots of rape-y shit

page 10

Definitely some gay porn
Probably some doujins with traps and mind break.

Same. They're still pretty much the reason I watch the show

Nearly had a heart attack when AaS aired, even though I saw the leaks as soon as they were posted here. The screenshots made it seem as though that Lapis was apologizing, but nooope

>implying they don't watch porn together
the real question is who's the bigger degenerate

holy shit there is no proof jasper is coming back or if 5 is the last season

this hiatus will be more painful than the one after log date

I'm sure he can show a dainty little thing like you a good time, he wouldn't mind. I'd watch. Just so he...you know, doesn't "mess up" or anything. You feel me?

What if we get HEAVY HEAVY leaks during the middle of it
>instead of the Malachite fight being leaked, we get to see Jasper unbubbled
>we see her struggle to reform
>clip ends before we get to see if she could or not

I'd instinctively guess Becky, but that might just be because Ian's better at keeping his smut off the radar.

I'm pretty sure that knowing jasper was coming back soon was the only thing that got me through the last 4 month (really more like 7 months with 1? Steven Bomb to separate it) long hiatus

>the leak is jasper playing softball with some townies
>from season 6

I'd rather see more Kofi, teebeeaytch

DELETE THIS

>teebeeaytch
Opinion discarded

Oh, I thought you were gonna sleep, shit I'm retarded.

Naw more Nanafue or the twins.
I wanna see Jenny drag her sister to a party with the cool kids + Steven and for KiKi to have an anxiety attack.

>not supporting the dominant townie

I've already won this argument

we know that he's into futa at least. God knows what's in his fap folder

The whole Pizza family is pretty good.

Nah the people I was going to watch with just were

I hope peridot harvests Jasper's gem

I forgot about all of those season 2 and 3 leaks. CN leaked a second of Barn Mates on TV before we even knew Malachite would be broken up or Peridot would stay. And then they put out the whole Malachite fight and even more of Barn Mates. Hilarious.

looks like ian is straight though

CN leaks even worse spoilers then the official leakers who sometimes leak full episodes.

I hope her gem grows into a big, strong Jasper Tree that Lapis grinds against on a daily basis.

CN UK uploaded the whole fight, took it down, then uploaded it again like a week later for the lulz

The Barn Mates leak was so still and stiff, but also full of promise and a reason to live

I hope a branch breaks off in Lapis' vag and corrupts her from the inside out.

I like how they left it up for a while, let people redistribute it to every other video sharing site, then decided to take it down and then put it back up.

ok but what if peridot shoves jasper's gem up lapis butt while she sleeps? i mean is a possibility right?

DRAWFAAAAAGS

It's a palm tree.

Ah I see.

>peridot shoves stuff up lapis butt while she sleeps to see what happens
this is funny for some reason

Does it bear BRUTE?

It bears fruit.
Fruit for FLIES

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>F L Y !