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Pearl is a really nice Gem Edition

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when are u all getting kicked to /trash/ already????!!

Jasper is fat

When are you going to stop going into threads you don't like?

Glasses

SEXY

NEVER!

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

...

NewMoot spoke with OldMoot and they have decided to let this general stay until Halloween.

this show is gay

That's scarier than Halloween

What's /sug/ going to do for it's last hours before being sent to /trash/?

Your face is gay

Bismuth.
That stud can do whatever he wants with me. That also applies to you.

After a brief hiatus I started this up again (plus I've got a better grasp between colin and jeff's styles)
Hellen jo connie a cute

arigato shifu

when exactly do we go there tomorrow

post gay stuff

You SICKEN lapis with your nursery rhymes

I LOV U JASPER

youtube.com/watch?v=SGqL85qxs90

Ok

ITT: We are all gay.

Yesss, I've been waiting for you to pop up again

Finished up a sculpt to relax.

all connies are sexy cuties

POST LAPIGREG

that is a wonderful picture

>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend some day

Sucrose and the crew being adorable, as always.

Why the change of heart, Lazuli? Where's all that thirst coming from.

wait a minute...
THAT'S NO MOD!

post grearl instead

Now THIS is a ship I can sail!

>jasper
>tits

WHO KNEW BEST GEM WOULD BE SO SEXY IN 3D

that's disgusting, Jasper

>what a turn of events!

I had not considered this before...

got busy with college stuff

>post gay stuff
What do you want

RonLars?
BuckCream?
Solo Young Greg selling out his boipussy for a hot dog?
Fuck KevJamie though. Filthy fujoshi ship

:}

would look better if it was more on model imo. the hair it's a bit odd too

...

I guess I'm a little lonely.
Maybe a little horny.

Huh? What?

Will the indomitable murdercock finally slay it's second victim?

...

same. wanna fug?

Lappy makes me happy

Christ, Lapis, we encourage you to make a couple moves on Steven and now your thirst is unquenchable. How many people are you trying to bone now? Three?
Unless you're just trying to satiate yourself while waiting for Steven to beef up a bit, then carry on.

Why is the Ruby Squad so cute

Yeah, when doing fan-models I never have any intention of making them on-model.

stevlars

>Dirty sub Lapis
My dick is diamonds.

okie dokie

I can handle a small fry like you, but what about Steven? I thought you were saving yourself for THAT big chunk of quartz.

not gay enough if you ask me

IF THAT'S TRUE, WOULD SEEING ALL THE NEW HORNS I GREW SINCE YOU LAST SAW ME CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT FUSING WITH ME LAPIS

10/10 I would let her crush me with her thighs

I don't know, hopefully soon
I can't resist the temptation to come here but I can if it's in /trash/

They just are.

This image is faulty
Jasper is good at consent, Lapis is the one who doesn't know what 'no' means (or was Malachite a loophole since it was THEIR mouth?)

...

They can't help it.

purdy

But would you be happy if she was on your lappy?

why? all the guy needed to do was to cut a pair of old jeans and stay a couple hours on the sun. maybe shave part of his head. but that's it

I'd cuddle with Mega Ruby

There's more Larsven in the actual show then there is art of it. Disappointing.

WOW, nice work user, how long did it take you? What program do you use?

>damaging your skin for a cosplay
Greg looks straight up lobster sunburnt

I just want doc to sit in my lap.

Depends.
I hate to say it, but ever since the movies, I can't stop thinking about Steven. I Need him so bad, or at least something to sustain me until then.
Your new form is rather... primal, but also adorable. Thank you Jasper, but the answer is no.

The last game you played crosses over with SU. What happens?


Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars
>Kane and his shenanigans
>Trying to recruit Steven into the Brotherhood of Nod
>Trying to get the Black Hand to steal gem tech from the Crystal Gems
>Eventually he just turns some (rather conveniently contained) Tiberium into a Gem using a repurposed Injector
>Kane mistakes Homeworld for the Scrin
>Build a Threshold Tower in Russia giving Homeworld direct access to earth
>This requires a combined effort, and eventual giga fusion, of Stevonnie and Alexandrite
>Portals closed, Blue Tiberium Gem fusion poofed
>Kane is missing
>Implying he is dead
>Probably just off making Legion in Japan for later Mecha Robot fight episodes

Or if we are going full head cannon here we can base it a LONG while after the Jasper redemption and make it a Steveonnie, Alexandrite, and Malachite 3v1 with some Peridot robo army holding down the canon fodder of Homeworld and/or NOD

Hap Lap

Yeah sure

Thanks! About 12-13 hours split throughout a couple weeks in Zbrush.

yeah but it doesn't really look like Jasper, at least in my opinion

MORE ROCKS, MOOORE ROCKS!
BUT NO POOOOOOISE

jasper raped a dog and is too socially retarded to understand when people like lapis and peridot think she's being too pushy and/or desperate to want to help and/or like her

>at least something to sustain me
Go to him, Lapis. You said he was asleep, right? Go to the temple and tell him how you really feel. Now.

of what user?

That's some serious talent you got there, do you animate?

>Team Fortress 2

Two teams, F.R.Y. and P.I.Z. vie for control of the land of Beach City. With maps like "Funland," "Car Wash," and "Donut."

...

But... but...
he's too young.
What are you looking for?

>DCSS
Steven has +5 to Shields, +2 to Conjurations and Invocations
He worships Elyvilon of course

i think it looks like her. just a bit more anime

>even loreweaver universe knows about the pearl nose folder
loreweaver-universe.tumblr.com/post/150757017384/drawendo-theres-someone-out-there-with-200

this is the first lapis that i actually find cute. she's just obnoxious as a character

Thanks, and yeah, but only in 2D on ocassion.

Keep your latent rape tendencies down for his sake. He's still pretty naive about this kind of stuff.
peridot would probably bend over backwards if you asked her to keep you occupied in the meantime

Sims 3
>Steven impregnates every gem and human girl
>Onion becomes a vampire and murders people
>A meteor falls, killing Jasper and Amethyst
>Lapis builds a wall around the pool and drowns herself
>Connie gets drunk on juice and gets smashed to death by elevator doors after stumbling
>Steven tries to take care of his 43 offspring, but he lets one stay in a dirty diaper too long and they are all taken by social services.
>Steven can't figure out how to get to the toilet and dies

Age is mind over matter, do it Lapis, KEK Connie, DO IT FAGGOT.

buckle the fuck up.

I'm bi and I'm not picky. I'm good as long as you're cute

>Puzzle and Dragon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You want me AND Steven all for yourself, you nasty uppercrust, you. I'm in.

>and pearl is here too

Listen
The overgrown golden retriever asked for it

Is there actual pedo Lapis roleplay going on and people are participating in it?

How are these threads still up?

>Halo
The UNSC sure as hell wouldn't be happy about ANOTHER race of aliens going off to destroy their planets.

>sapphire and garnet

>Nuclear Throne
Garnet beats the shit out of everything.

>DCSS
My nigga.

lapidot reporting in

Will Pearl ever recover? Probably not, she takes everything to heart and holds onto it for millennia.

...

Wrong place to report, the shit taste club is two blocks down.

lapidot reporting out

JASPER JUST WANTED TO USE TEAMWORK
OCEAN DOG WAS BEING A BAD TEAM MEMBER

There's only room for one blue gem.

Rocket League
>Stevonnie takes the Dondai and enters into the Delmarva league of the most dangerous and spectacular sport on Earth.

Peridot?
Maybe... ugh, but she can't shape shift.
He CAN manipulate his body to appear whatever age he wants.
Preferably a big buff stud of a man.
For what?

pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/07/did-they-actually-just-do-that-on-steven-universes.html

;_;

Why can't we be friends?

what the fuck google

sophie is rocking lapis dress
lapis on the other hand

>for what

>wow legion

Guldan convinces pearl to drink the cup of ecto cooler and makes her believe rose will come back.
Etc etc Steven is a shit raider and stands on the fire because it's fun.

The bad "block traffic with their parade" gay or the good "Those two guys from the Star Wars/Campbell Soup commercial" gay?

holy fuck, kek

>nu-male SJW cuck Buzzfeed/AV Club-tier "journalists"

>Tic-Tac-Toe
sweet

>for what

>Wikia
It was probably just some faggot who edited the actual page.

>No Man's Sky
Uh.... Steven's lonely, excruciatingly boring yet suprisingly intospective travel towards a nihilistic realization of the infinite futility of space, meeting up with amazing characters such as
a) no one
b) seriously no one
c) maybe some gem traders?

that fucking face is so obnoxious

>hidden scene in Keystone Motel
>SU hot coffee mod

I've got something to admit, /Sug/.
Aside from that one pearl song, I hated the musical episode. 15 minutes just isn't enough for that type of shit.
Like....it just felt like a normal episode, which isn't so bad, but I expected more from a musical episode from a series that frequently has songs.

lapis isn't cool enough

Not everyone has the cuteness to pull of any style.

Thinking about it, it'd be like being trapped in the mirror but in reverse.
Isn't that a creepy thought

Pearl will never recover

>literal fortune tellers

omg stfu

Calling it a "musical episode" was a mistake

Sugar had me thinking all the gems would sing or some shit on that one podcast, not just the 3 characters who have the most songs to date

Right at the counter, talk about unprofessional.

I got to admit I was a little disappointed by the musical episode at first too because I thought we'd get more songs from other characters than Greg/Pearl/Steven. After watching it and listening to the songs again though I really love it now.

literal dogshit

Sapphire is an ugly cuck bitch and I can't wait for Ruby to drop that cold cunt for some quality Lapoon.

>replace Jasper with Pearl fags.

Am I... missing something?

Remember when people thought Peridot was going to tap dance?
I miss those times.

never ever

can I be player 3?

Most anticipated fusion.

yeah

OHHHHHHHHH
BITCH WHAT NOW

>lapis is a dominatrix
i can hope

Lapis, just think about it.

I'm pretty sure that the 2nd half of mindful education consists of stuff boarded by jeff and colin that got animated by takafumi

Well... what am I missing? Mind telling me, user?

Remember when we thought we would actually get answers to the millions of questions this show has brought up so far, but instead we got a bunch of filler.
Good times.

Lapidot fusion is either going to be ridiculously cool or a cringy embarassment. I can't wait.

fucking nerds

>Fallout 4
Steven talks his way into all the good gear. Becomes the best thing to happen to the Commonwealth. Becomes friends with all the companions.

Then he hears the Nuka World radio broadcast. He's forced to either kill the raiders or kill people in the Commonwealth. Things just aren't what they once were. All the fun and interesting people he had met, the places he'd seen, the stories he'd learned, just sort of become grey as the color drains away.

He feels let down at not only himself, but at the powers that be. He leaves the Commonwealth to its own devices.

'Member when she was confirmed to be a midget?

>There were people who didn't recognize how shit the writing and pacing of the show was from the very start
I honestly don't know what you people expected.

How would it be cool? Peridot is a nerd and lapis is a dork.

>Ruby and Sapphire are getting a future break-up
>Ruby is with Lapis
improved Garnet happening

idgaf about the lapis peridot fusion i just want the jasper x garnet....

Steven sticks his dick in your ass so he doesn't fall off of you while flying.

Sealtbelt Penetration, it's a wondrous thing.

>implying

>Lapis isn't cool enough

I can't believe the fuckin article exists

Lapis just needs a course in consent and aftercare, then she can trample Jasper's futa cock guilt-free

It will be beautiful. There's no fucking way they'll make it a cringey piece of shit like Smokey Quartz.

Zach is doing drugs

>Still no signs of Amethyst singing
SUCROOOOOOOSE!!!

can't wait for the meme queen's grand appearance

So basically the show but with just better graphics.

She's going to be avant garde as hell. She'll go way over steven's head.

Looks like the only drugs he are doing is DOPE ASS BEATS

where'd this come from

I wonder if Peridot will ruin every fusion she's in

>Steven universe + Bloodborne
>Steven wakes up with the blood transfusion. not knowing where, and why hes in a hospital with jars that have eyes in them
>He will slowly go insane from all the shit he sees, already having high insight from all his world wide adventures
>His first death will be cold and alone, reflecting on the what ifs. Only to wake up comforted by the messengers and Doll, learning what to do.
>He will make his own bright outfit with a star on it, none of the hunters take him serious, since hes so small, but he can carry the Cannon easily
>Constantly saves the Hunters from foes and themselfs, brings the hunters together to take on the Nightmare

No

I am waiting for best ship to fuse

Pic related

she sang twice. at least.

It's a leak.

I still say Greg's perma-sun tan is the result of radiation burns.

Zuke leaked it on her tumblr.

Charlyne a cute

>mfw the crystal gems would never know

Yeah but they were really weak in comparison to the other gems.

>double sub cuck fusion
i mean i guess

...

her songs are kind of shit
she needs good songs

If Rebecca, Zuke, or Joe had to never work on another episode ever again, who would you choose?

Too bad it only works with kid Steven

sure. it just sounded like the poster was implying she hasn't had a song yet.

Zuke, it's no contest

>Imagine this but with Steven and Connie
>Or Pearl and S.
>Or Rose and Greg and Steven

Joe cause it's not like he does anymore anyway

She could get a "make a man out of you" style song, with her training, that'd be really hype.

Zuke, what kind of question is this?

Its a fake leak.

I thought Joe already stopped.

Zuke though. I want Joe back.

Well...
it's better than nothing. I'll get adult Steven later.

Oh fuck you

lauren puke of course

Joe works higher up now, he works on every episode.

Zuke of course.

he, like Rebecca, Ian, and Kat, does additional boards and revisions on the episodes he directs (ie lamar/Katie and him/Colin/Jeff episodes starting with when it rains)

>double sub
>implying sapphire doesn't top Ruby every night of the week

Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily psa

But no more bad Pearl.

he works on half the episodes and starting with onion gang is involved with the outline for every episode

I thought /sug/ was dead

This is true!

I was thinking that too, except it's him and Connie that end up in Yharnam together as Stevonnie after getting grabbed by a Lesser Amygdala that randomly shows up in Beach City(possibly drawn by Steven's dream powers)

>EDF
>mankind forms an army armed with reverse-engineered gem tech, prepared for another homeworld invasion
>they still get their asses kicked thoroughly until some generic ranger helps the CGs clear a path to punch out the diamonds and force a retreat

oh man that sounds great

Lapis singing
WHEN
H
E
N

beep beep get out da way

Just think of how happy you'll be making him. He'll get addicted to your "flying sessions".

Holy shit is that some Rebecca sugar fanart

youtu.be/HvWoudYLUb4

so I think we can all agree that mutually buff Steven and Connie is best Steven ship, right?

2cool4sappysongs

Are you listing complaints, because that sounds like an improvement.

You sick people are turning me into a pedophile.
And I'm loving every second of it.

Hopefully she dies before we're subjected to that.

Steven has a plan for that already user

When Opal gets a song :^)

buff Steven looks awful

they're just friends. steven can confirm

>Terraria

Pre-Hardmode
The CG are NPC
Can you buy gems stuff to them or hire them like mercenaries
Ramdom corrupted gems appears and act like mini bosses

Hardmode
Ramdom event of homeworld invasion

IMAGINE, Jasper gets redeemed and starts coaching Amethyst, you could even make a pun out of it "I'll make a gem out of you"

God KNOWS

She's hasn't fucking even spoke to Pearl yet

Buff Steven is just the best.
Full stop. End of story.
God he's so fucking hot I can't take it

>implying you weren't already a pedophile

The only sick one here is you, Lapis

>and then a skeleton popped out

There will be so much lapidot posting when this fusion happens. I can't fucking wait.

So I've bitched on here before... Season 4 is the worst season yet of S.U Connie's Training episode was literally the ONLY episode that actually had relevance. All the rest? Complete useless filler. I put off watching Onion's Gang, cause i knew it'd be total filler garbage...

Was I right? Fuck yes. It was total filler Garbage. This season 4 has shown NOTHING of the story of the Gems, homeworld, any new revelations, relationships.. nothing of actual lasting relevance. What? Pearl found a new girl to worship? Big fucking whoop. In the grand scheme of things nothing introduced in Season 4 is important.


I don't give a shit about Onion's weird ass bug races...as comical as that was.

we NEED a Lapis and Pearl duet

... it's not even a good drawing

So much, it'll practically be considered spam.

fuck off

Request fill
>Amethyst sleeping below a tree

full size: i.imgur.com/wqnEKak.jpg

THEY WILL NEVER
BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO WASTE TIME ON THAT BORING SHIT
WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO DISCOVER ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BEACH CITY PALS?

user, you're not seeing the big picture. All the townie episodes and SoL episodes are happening right now. They won't last the whole season, and if they're pushing all the townie shit up front, what do you think the end of the season will look like?

how does it feel to be a bad person

>5 eyes
Is saphire in the middle of that?

>connie
>in yarn ham
sure if you like her getting pregnant and spewing old one out her vergiba
its not that I dont like connie, but she needs to sit this one out
and gems cant bleed so they cant use blood tinge weapons and guns

it's been like 7 episodes
calm down user

What podcast?

>2:30
I cum when Lapis comes

You know what? Fuck it. That adorable quartz soldier will be mine. Beef and no beef, he WILL be mine.
It's more than I could ever do. If you can do better, I welcome you to share it with us.

AH, thank you so much user, I'd share a beer with you if I could, you're pretty cool.

Why does that old man wear an eye patch when he has two functional eyes?

Your lust for giant fourteen year old kids is outrageously hilarious

Adorable / 10


FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hang on you have like 10 or 15 more episodes of this shit, since actual development mostly gets lumped until the second half of every season ever and while I don't mind filler, I could do with less annoying townie bullshite.

Just give us the fucking Lapis cum Peridot filler episode that we WANT

Made a blog to post smut. Feel free to submit requests and stuff.

crystalcheeto.tumblr.com

I thought eventually it would pick up, and for a little while it did. Then season 3 rolled around and all the tension was killed right away by an anticlimactic non-resolution. Steven after all this time still hasn't learned to ask questions about anything. Instead of getting more details about a gigantic revelation he takes part in a Road Runner parody.

...

It's wonderful, user! Impressive work!

Okay, i can't go fordward on another single page of DeviantArt without wanting to kill myself, and my folder is still empty.

Please, post Steben or good Tumblr SU art blogs at least.

>It's more than I could ever do.
It's not about what could you do, but what could you masturbate to, and baby, your standards are eerily low.

>First 2 board team cycles of season 1 (including the pre-board team episodes)
Laser Light Cannon
Cheeseburger Backpack

Cat Fingers
Gem Glow
Together Breakfast

Bubble Buddies
Serious Steven
Frybo

>First two board team cycles production season 2
Full Disclosure
Joy Ride
Love Letters
Say Uncle

Reformed
Beach Shorts
Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
Sworn to the Sword

>first two board team cycles production season 3
The Kindergarten Kid
Know Your Fusion
Buddy's Book
Mindful Education

Future Boy Zoltron
Last One Out Of Beach City
Onion Gang
next Colin and Jeff episode

>crystal cheeto
MY FUCKING SIDES

Watch out though, the CG's are going to know something's up if you keep paying Steven your little "secret visits" in the night.

Man, you're wacky for those thick gems.

>go through the steven quartz universe tag on tumblr
>it's just a bunch of connverse screencaps and trans headcanons

I just want solo art of the Stebe. Why do they make it so difficult.

Sucrose would be bringin Broadway to TV

Needs to happen no matter what

More townie shit because CN demanded 1 million rerunnable episodes, telling sugar and pals to fuck off to season 5 giving them only 6 episodes for season 5?

Freaks are great. Keep up the good work.

Well, when you can draw like me, you tend to fap to a lot of different qualities of art.

Would they sound better apart or as a fusion

I'll admit I've seen better Bara Stevens, I mostly like that picture for how Connie looks

the only reason they haven't kissed by this pointed and become open about their feelings for each other is cause magic stuff keeps interrupting

Bara Steven is pretty great(although I think he generally looks better without facial hair, a less square jaw, and much bigger hair)

...

It's the favorite thing I've draw since starting to draw again. I really love how it turned out.

Side not I really should get more colored pencils so I don't need to try to blend them like on the tree.

Just drink a second beer for me user.

All the townie shit was played now so it wouldn't ruin the flow of the next big arc, the melodramatic Lappy/Pearl arc

>bara Steven
Never once have I met someone who finds him great.
Thank you for existing, user.

...

I don't think Pearl and Lapis would get along very well to be honest.

Garnet can see multiple probable futures. But can she see why Stevens like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I can't wait for the inevitable song about suicide that Lapis is probably going to sing.

admit it, the only reason they haven't kissed is because it'd be too pedo
they are destined to be platonic lovers until the end of the series.

I was thinking they'd spend 99% of the time fused as Stevonnie, also I'd say Gem weapons are generally strong enough that Blood weapons wouldn't be needed by them(heck they'd probably function pretty similarly to the Holy Moonlight Sword overall)

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continuing berserker series of su.
done garnet, lapis, robo jasper, priyanka, peri, blu poil, armstrong, poil and now stevonie.

/sug/ who should i do next? most votes win.

Hey folks, hope you're all having a fabulous night. Working 70+ hours this week, and 50+ next week. Any news on the new episode?

Anyone have any art requests?

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What are you doing?

Oh shit, tough question.Their fusion would have a god tier voice

ok so how well would shotguns work against gems

Greg

Super Mario 64: DS

>Steven is Mario
>Connie is Luigi
>Amethyst is Wario
>Greg is Yoshi
>All the Bullies are Rubies
>Jasper is Bowser
>All the Toads are Pearl
>Bob-ombs are Garnet
>I no longer need an Action Replay to make Mario levitate because Rose levitation powers

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT MUFF
That's good stuff!

And that lapis too

They wouldn't at all, they're very different, that's why it'll be great when they finally speak to each other soon

ya,
same with lapis and garnet

I can't ever get over the trans headcanon stuff. It's so funny how hypocritical it all is, but they fail to see even the slightest bit of irony.

>"Gender is a social construct"
>Male character acts feminine, even though he has a girlfriend
>"He must be trans"

so tell me crystal cheeto, if you've just gotten into su how long have you been a freak

He's dead

Rose

who is princess peach

It's really interesting because they're so alike yet different
youtu.be/WfufCrE0Jl8
They definitely wouldn't get along well at first

Partially corrupted Jasper
Like in Minfdul Education

Boomhauer

no one cause it's not empowering enough

>"My knight in shining armor."
I'm sighing like crazy, what am I, hopelessly romantic?

Damn, nice work. Do rose next

gosh dang it meant to reply to this

i hate to keep fighting you on this, but im sure theyd unfuse after their first cleric beast, there is some fearful shit in that world
dont even get me started on insight suckers
but would be neat to see none of the less

She doesn't have to understand, she trusts Stevens judgement and will buy the cereal he likes.
That's why she's number 1.

Rose, because she rarely shows up and when she does show up, it's probably just a painting or someone trying to get you TRICKED

Garnet would probably be alright with her, but they probably wouldn't be friends or anything like that. That interaction is likely being saved for when Jasper is back anyway so Garnet can give both of them a mindful education.

why is leggy the best rube

I can't imagine Garnet and Lapis' relationship getting any better or worse than a mutual thumbs up.

>admit it, the only reason they haven't kissed is because it'd be too pedo
doubtful considering Gumball's several years younger than Steven and has a girlfriend, and Finn was Steven's age(more or less) when he and Flame Princess started dating, CN doesn't necessarily have anything against older kid and young teen characters having romantic relationships

really cause near as I can tell most people in /sug/ seem to like the idea of Steven being HUGE as an adult

how about your take on /fit/ adult Steven & Connie like

Did I hear someone mention best gem?

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I liked the name Toadstool better.

sorry don’t know how to ink to other threads. still kinda a newfag.

>Jasper is good at consent

SHE
RAPED
A
DOG

Peridot and her War Machine

She's p good, but I have it on good authority that the best ruby is Doc McStuffin my trousers

Yes, we need Mario-aesthetic SU with Rose as Peach

Garnet will literally tear their anuses out their bodies for making a mockery of fusion

I'm on episode 3 currently, lol. But I've been a fan of Jasper's design for quite a while

>Now Lapis. Put your hands together like this
>Na
>Just put your hands like this, and close your eyes, take a deep breath
>No
>Just pu-
>I dont think so
>Fuck this im getting steven

Why the fuck do you guys even care? People rape dogs every day and nobody raises a ruckus over it.

That's all well and good but the true and objectively best Ruby is Ruby.

Thanks!

Wait, really? I mean, it make sense because his mom was big, but I didn't think people actually liked the idea of him being a beefy hunk.

Confess something SU related that you would never tell someone

I have a folder of no mouth Pearls

>rock bottom: the post

Nah nah

She's Handy

>People rape dogs every day

No they don't Jasper. That's not what humans do. You have so much to learn about our planet.

youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs

already did peridot. sorry one pics per gem.

let's be real, if it weren't for Sapphire, Ruby would be in fourth place at best. Probably lower.

not yet

Well yeah! Have you seen this goof?

this makes me sad

she sounded so desperate

>never tell someone
I have steven universe art on my computer

Sucking off your cat is not a 'horrible thing.'

What I mean is that every Ruby is best Ruby.

how many times do you want me to tell you
jasper made me gay

>those thighs
3D PRINTED FIGURE WHEN

I like to imagine Garnet could have a slight mentor type feel in regards to her relationship with Lapis. She helps Lapis realize that fusion isn't always awful (most likely by encouraging her to fuse with someone, probably Peri), and Lapis has a certain degree of respect and gratitude towards Garnet for it. Something like Garnet's relationship with Amethyst, but with less sisterhood just bc they don't have as much history.

Jasper made me terrified of lesbians.

No that was arousal

>I saved the twerking diaper Amethyst gif because it's Cred Forumsanana-tier b8
>I named one of my Rhydons in Pokemon Go after Jasper because big beefy things doing head attacks
>I once got the RA called on me in the dorms for trying to come up with anthro-related lyrics for "Let Me Drive My Van into Your Heart" to help me study, but I was singing it out loud at 2 a.m.

That choking sound she made when Steven didn't even remember her diamond broke my fucking heart.

youtube.com/watch?v=ACJ3JxIz_qs

You guys act like you've never raped a pet before.

Guys, when would the hiatus end? Any dates?

I could never do that.

It always ended up raping me before I got the chance to get a jump on it.

Have you ever started writing a post but deleted because it was horrible?

Well, as much as I like to play favorites, that is the correct answer.

Harambe?

well how beefy and/or hunky he'd be seems to vary between people, but overall ending up strong and huge for the most part is seen as inevitable for Steven

Connie being /fit/ is less universal, but is still fairly common, especially since Sworn To The Sword(even more so after Nightmare Hospital shows her being able to use Rose's Sword so easily)

it's a shame that one of Connie's best outfits is in one of the worst episodes of Season 1

jaspearl or bust

plz stop pitying jasper, it just makes her more suicidal

Zuke, how is this even a question?

>CRIPPLING
>DEPRESSION

I've been using excessive Steven Universe related daydreaming for the past 3 months as a new coping mechanism to deal with the massive and daily stress, grief and anger a sociopath in my extended family has been causing for a year. I walk around while listening to music and just imagine storylines. On the down side, I am not really dealing with the situation or the stress in any healthy way and this can't possibly be sustainable for much longer. On the plus side, it's fun, it keeps me distracted, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

Interesting, but I have a question.
Would you mind sharing some sources on where these pictures of beefy Steven are?
It's, uh... for research.

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Great blogpost.

>worst episodes

Aw, I like it. Alexandrite is fun.

It's a damn good thing it's not going to happen then.

>stay in shape
How's that

>implying that transsexuals can't be attracted to girls
Your social justice skills are weak. Perhaps you missed a few privileges the last time you checked them.

I still ship it, but at the same time I kinda want to see how things develop between Pearl and S.

also SHE BIG

>that sound when you realize your arch nemesis who is the sole reason for your existence but also the sole reason for your shitty life doesn't even remember YOUR DIAMOND, MY DIAMOND, PINK DIAMOND

I didn't like Fusion Cuisine that much, but Alexandrite was still cool to see.

more like amaTHIRST

You're one to talk, Jasper, you fat fuck.

well looks like ill be doing a rose berserk next then.

I blogpost to blog questions, thank you

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They're both deadpan brickwalls, and that's fine for them and when interacting with other characters, but you probably wouldn't get much cordial interaction from just the two of them. That would make a hilariously dumb and awkward episode though thinking about it.

>The binding of isaac
>Collect gems to become more powerful
>Fight corrupted gems
>Plot twist you mom was the cause of the corruption in your life
Could be pretty good.

>autism
>but I do it too

That wasn't really the point, I honestly should have left the "girlfriend" part out. The point is they're saying gender is a social construct, but the first ones to rigorously apply gender norms to everything that moves and make assumptions because of it. So, Steven acts feminine, therefore he's not really male. It's completely ridiculous.

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jaspearl is bust

>"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

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Remember that Lapis is a pedophile.

Remember when Lapis wasn't a deadpan brickwall?

Neither do I.

January...
Its on the Homepage of the CN site

Peridot is not a child.

I mean

the crew knows what they're doing with these shots, right?

>"For me it was Tuesday"

Someone said that artist is a REAL ACTUAL pedophile

I need proof

>post yfw Peridot makes a terrible pun

fat dumb retard

drown. drown it like you tried to drown those children.

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Closest she came was Hit the Diamond, and even then that was snarky cynicism and apathy.

>become a miniature crying cluster

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Tumblr artists will throw that accusation all the time

Rose is trucking sick

jasper is obviously meant to represent the typical evil fit person irl who fat shames fat people for being fat

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Fats get shat (on)

>a fat person fatshaming another shorter fat person
what is sucrose trying to say?

Just finished watching some of this show with a buddy.

Is there any reason they always seem to end the episodes before exploring any sort of interpersonal relationship problems between the characters?

The haunted house one in particular really miffed me. They show you all this backstory to why Lars and Ronald(I think that was his name) don't like each other, but then it just ends before you see any sort of development or resolution.

Ffs, just rewatch her last few scenes in Beta and her one scene in Kindergarten Kid and tell me her personality isn't going down the drain.

>"Fetch me the Breaking Point!"

Don't be fat and short.

Leddit's getting an AMA with Aivi and Surasshu?

Supposed to happen on October second.

like irl? that connie is my real waifu. not pearl

What is with the SU fandom and accusing everybody of being a pedo? They seem to think if you were ever within a 300 mile radius of a fictional kid you are automatically a pedo.

>implying peridot doesn't look and act like a 12 year old child and isn't meant to appeal to the much younger fans of the show

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most good pics of an adult Steven qualify in my opinion(especially from Scribble and Discount Supervillain), but here's one example(with some bonus BAD END mixed in)

it's not the absolute worst in Season 1(that probably goes to Onion Trade), but overall it's not a very good episode

>thinking Zuke episodes add anything to characterization
>thinking a non-speaking role added anything to her personality

Was listening to some ancient vinyl I had in storage and this reminded me of the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=mS9U75YC-jA

he probably is. I'm almost sure

you gotta get used to that shit when it comes to this show
it's even worse in Alone at Sea

I'm extremely in love with Jasper. Like, I'm Cred Forums-tier waifufag for her. She's what gets me up in the morning when I feel shitty. I draw her all the time, sometimes do requests based only on the fact that it's a request of Jasper. My closest friends know that I'm a big gay for Jasper, but they have no idea how deep my love is. I feel like a fucking freak because she's a cartoon character, but for some reason I tear up when watching her episodes. Even feel slightly ill when I see posts wishing she was shattered. I'm lesbian, and I've been finding gigantic Amazonian women much more attractive since my complete obsession with Jasper. I feel extremely ashamed about my feelings because I know they're not normal.

GUYS

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>skyrim

I can dig it.

Bullshit, it doesn't say anything

They think that everything you like in fiction you like in the real world. Or if you create content for bad things, that you condone it in real life.

Then give me a Zuke-free Lapis episode already. Or does no such thing exist, anymore?

>Greg going into Rose's room
OH YES

Whoa! That's a big egg Lappy, you should go to the doctor to make sure you didn't tear your cloaca!

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It's not so much that her personality is going down the drain, it's that they completely offscreened her character development with Peridot, and thus her character development getting used to living at the barn. Basically she went from cynical and hating everyone but Steven, to somewhat comfortable with where she was entirely by informed exposition. It's jarring and bad writing, but it's not really her personality going down hill.

It's a hook so they can keep writing more episodes and fill their episode limit with stupid shit that could've been resolved ages ago.

I mean, I'm enjoying it. Just seems like a really fucking stupid way to do things.

It's like they can't decide whether they want to be a show with character development or a status quo is god type deal.

So what bar would you set for how a character should act before people can say "this character may be a transsexual" without you condemning them?

I can't sit down anymore

And that's why I'm so pessimistic about her character.

I'm sorry for your loss. Get well soon.

Uhh, maybe saying, "Hey, I want to have a sex change."

>is there any reason they always seem to end the episodes before exploring anything

FTFY

All cartoon companies are massive jews and will only really host a show if they can have 8 million reruns of it without the fans feeling out of the loop.
>"So you show has a story, SEVERAL arcs, and most character have quiet the number of goals" -CN
>"Yes, its a very involved story, lot of focus testing and everyone loves it" - someone
>"Well you can just fuck right off there, I can only see like 4 episodes I could rerun so either hammer those personalities flat and half those arcs or you can just leave." - CN

It's perfect.
And I'm very fond of Discount Supervillain (pic related), but this Scribble person is new. Thanks, I'll be sure to check him out.

It's called "subtext," Steven.

All Lapis episodes are now being relegated to Zuke so she can tailor Lapis to be Peri's perfect waifu.

oh I was in the same boat before she died and i became a widow. i have been forcing myself to move on... and waifu shittier characters to cope... like pearl
Being a freak is eternal suffering;_;

You need to rub lotion on your cloaca to let it heal, and wear a diaper too so it's not rubbing on harsh surfaces.

To be fair, they've probably dealt with a lot of edgelords who write "fiction" of EVIL SOCIAL JUSTICE MONSTER being heroically brutalized by people who JUST SO HAPPEN to look and act a lot like the people writing them, interspersed with thinly-veiled (or not-at-all-veiled) commentary from those same authors that explain why the SOCIAL JUSTICE MONSTERS are so evil and horrible in real life.

It's easy to see why they'd see a connection between fiction and reality.

Man, Mr. Greg and seeing them all in suits singing made me wish I knew how to animate so I could animate them performing Tongue Tied

youtube.com/watch?v=a3t3IKlXqFU

Everyone knows that.

I know the feel. It feels weird legitimately crushing on a cartoon character now that I'm not 10 years old.

>Scribble and Discount Supervillain

Even peripoops

Scribble IS discount supervillain (the pic they posted was from havesomemoore)

Post sleeping gems

>moving on
suffering is my only option

Thanks but if I put on a diaper I'll trigger this user

I meant to (you) Now it's ruined.

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Haha you fell for my cunning ruse! :^)

CN literally tell noone, not even the writers of the show, when shit will be aired user

The cat's taking a shit in the yard.

Scribble has been around for a long while actually(he did and for example)

could have sworn they were separate people that just have similar styles

also posting more /fit/ Connie, courtesy of Yoto

wow Jasper looks insanely sympathetic here, redemption confirm

i don't not enjoy the show either i just think the writers make a lot of repeatedly bad and stupid choices that are really hard to ignore when i wish they wouldn't

If that thing shits in my house, I'm beating it.

Honestly, Peridot is the one that Lapis is most likely to forgive. The CGs basically left her trapped for thousands of years, and Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth. Peridot was just a low-ranking cog in the Homeworld machine, and now she's in the same situation as Lapis; she ranks pretty low on the "people responsible for Lapis Lazuli's horrible life" scale.

[agitated BLYAT]

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But Lappy, it's important that you properly soothe your cloaca before the next egg gets expelled in a few days. You could easily herniate the internal walls or split it open.

>Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth
nice head canon

Steven it's late, go to bed

scribble was the name he used on /sug/

Wow user, you sound like a grade A loser.

That's the thing, I was obsessed with Meryl Streep after seeing her in DWP when I was like 9 or 10, but now I'm an adult. And I'm not even freaking out over a real person. It's a goddamn cartoon.

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>she ranks pretty low on the "people responsible for Lapis Lazuli's horrible life" scale

Even though they both CHOSE to live in the barn and both CHOSE not to stay in the temple?

I'm commenting on the hypocrisy of claiming gender is a social construct and then promptly using all the gender norms to define a character's gender. It's why you see these retarded "genderfluid" people. Basically they want to dress like a guy today so they think they're a guy today. Basically gender has become a shirt for them, and it's entirely defined by the very gender norms they claim shouldn't apply to anything. It's completely hypocritical and when I would be okay with people headcanoning stuff as trans is completely irrelevant.

She's just 4 lines painted on the ground

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Reminder Ronaldo possesses a hunk of the handship

what?

Are you really just going to leave mucus everywhere for Peri to lap up? That's disgusting! Go put on a diaper immediately!

Lappy makes me Happy

It's true. But I'm kind of OK with it.

It's probably sitting in the lighthouse, forgotten like everything else of importance in this show.

Cartoons are better for the imagination

I hope he has figured out how to utilize the pieces he took in the future.

his gem looks covered in some sort of white, goopy... stuff

What if Lappy got an egg stuck in her pelvic region, and the eggs started building up inside of her?

>mfw

It's still an important relationship to show the exposition of. It's the first person Lapis has to forgive. She's Lapis's roommate, and therefore Lapis's first experiences on earth and her comfort with calling it home hinge on them becoming friends. Yet it was shoveled offscreen while we watched Stevonnie race Kevin.

What if a Lapis sprouted wings out of her EYE

>heaven beetles never

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I prefer cold tea guy at this point.

what

Why did god take HFLanon away and leave them alive?

>we never saw them play the beetle bongos
I'm mad

This place doesn't deserve someone like them.

Hi /sug/

I drew this for you

just look at his art. of course he's a pedo

yes

t. tumblr

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Is that the Flatwoods Monster

so I'm feeling pathetic enough to do a few self-indulgent Jasper draw requests. they'll be on paper though

It's not that good but thank you. You should keep drawing.

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Doc sitting on Jasper's lap

Draw her with armpit hair

love that face

I'm glad Jasper got bubbled before she got turned into a meme character for real.

What bothers me is the two aren't mutually exclusive. You can still show a bit of character development in those episodes and still return to the status quo.

And hell, it's not like they don't already subtly reference old episodes as it is.

reminds me of someone...but who.

jasper reading a self help book

no, trust me. I'm almost sure

Jasper Peri headswap

Don't worry, Zuke still works there, she'll find a way to turn Jasper into a meme.

>I'm glad Jasper got bubbled before she got turned into a meme character for real.
It won't be long before it does happen......

jasper bullying lapis

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>not the gem nose
So close

>Hugging a compassionate being swollen with thoughts while being violated
delete this

Why the hell do people like her pubic hair anyways?

>Darkest Dungeon

well, the gem mutations and the experimentes look kinda eldritch. and the Cluster works as an Eldritch God who will destroy the world when it wakes up/freed from its prison.

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just make sure to give her a massive dong

It's like the hair on her head, but not

And I love the hair on her head. I can't parse myself

>Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth
Sure, but Peridot used Lapis as an informant and interrogated her. Japser may have bullied Lapis, but she at least had some connection with her. Peridot just used her for information to betray Steven with.

I'm also assuming Peridot probably acquired and abducted her on Homeworld. Jasper was brought in simply as muscle.

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I prefer her cleanly shaven!

give me your favorite jasper this thread and next thread before we're dead

no memes like "my favorite is a ded one hahaha funny haha"

probably the deadest ship on the entire show, unfortunately

here's a classic

PINK DIAMOND IS MY MOMMY I LOVE MY MOMMY

rape lol

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not my best but whatever

>The one piece he took was the archive
>The Crystal Gem influenced human development enough that our tech can link to their.

draw jasper as zapp brannigan

Oh fuck if they pull something like that...
>the piece of ship Ronaldo has contains various recordings
>they play them
>they're from Jasper
>this is was reason Kimberly was at the recording studio in May
kms

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adorable!

Well, my favorite Jasper isn't blue board material, but this is a pretty good one for me.

That's hot
They should chain her to a log and drop her in the ocean

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>that smile
>rape
She's clearly enjoying it.

>too perfect

>small arms

>jasper small arms
>small arms
>smol

>confirmed boobs
>those hips

So where were you when Jasper was confirmed a total perv who gives herself an erotic body type even though she has no need for it because she doesn't lactate or whatever?

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>jasper dominated all of shorty squad

but Rose boobs

youtube.com/watch?v=4TIjL7yq8oY

more moobs that boobs though

So the yellow part of her knees being all the way down there makes it seem like Peridot should have been a lot taller than she ended up being, even without her limb enhancers. Why did she reform as a deformed little gremlin?

reminder that /fit/ Connie is best Connie

and she fucked a human

total perv

technically goobs since they're gem boobs

user rose literally embodies fertility

i'm so proud

>All gems have boobs
>They're functionless by default, but they're still there
>That means Rubies also have boobs
>Which means Becky actually got away with putting a character in her show who only covers her boobs with suspenders
The absolute madwoman.

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I don't know, but I think it was always intentional that she would (at some point) lose her limb enhancers. I mean, so far she's the only gem that had robotic limbs.

>smol

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But shorty-squad dindu nuffin!

what even comes out of their mammary glands if they don't like, eat or drink anything to make boob juice

i made dis

quick Jasper before image limit

My theory is that they're actually some kind of shapeshifting assisting technology that allow her to morph her existing mass into long stubs that end at the elbows and knees.

I assume they still lactate.

I mean, they fucking cry, right? What's one liquid over another?

Last for Lapis

piss :^)

I have the lapis and japser ones saved! These be good

>Peridot
>Garnet
>Lapis
>Pearl
wow SU really loves to undevelop it's characters into base-meme cringe factories, can't wait to see how they ruin Jasper, surprisingly Amethyst will be best gem by the end

>nice
>ecin

Zuke will find a way to ruin both of them.

Oldest Peridot is best Peridot
Peridot quality is inversely related to episode number

I think that was just supposed to be a meaningless background joke. I doubt there'd be any technology or anything in a random chunk of the hull

another user with great taste, always nice to see one around these parts

>who you calling Pinhead.jpg

>surprisingly Amethyst
What are you watching season 1 still?

The material itself is far more advanced than anything else on Earth, including stuff in the CGs' possession.

Whatever it is it burns blue, or something inside it did. It looks like one of the artery-like conduits from the ceiling of ship that all lead into the power core. Maybe it carried some kind of liquid fuel or the gem equivalent of electricity.

Would you say
>Lapis' default stance is arms flat at side with balled up fists
>Jasper's default stance is arms elevated above body, fists clenched
>Peridot's default stance is hands unfurled on hips, legs wide

I made a lapis felt doll

Yes.
Secret zipper y/n

JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!

I don't understand why Greg doesn't get more sympathy than he does in the fanbase.

Dude has it stupid rough.

N
I even put undies on her

Because he's a straight white male.

And aside from a couple screw-ups (the fake broken leg) he's been able to roll with his weird-ass life while maintaining a saint-like patience and goodwill.

>"Some say I have an erection"
what did he mean by this?

m.imgur.com/VvU7l1y
Lil lappy
I don't sew

Cute

that he's a jerk

>m.imgur.com/VvU7l1y
ghost lapiss

Send me one

Panty shot?

>Batman Arkham City
You "nothing personnel kid" a bunch of gems as Rose during the rebellion. You get to play as Pearl between chapters and watch and cry as Rose fucks these stinky apes she found.

>vodoo doll
you want to rape lappy don't you?
but seriously, it's cute

someone going to make a new thread?

>steambot chronicles
or
>VA-11 Hall-A
YES
YES
YES
First one is easy
>trotmobiles are actually cannibilized gem-tech
>globetrotters are the crystal gems
>steven goes True Hero route

>VA-11 Hall-A
Shit nigga, I don't know
It would be cool, though.

yes on page 10

Wasn't Lapis' gem broken when she was in the mirror? The CG probably didn't release her because they assumed she'd just be corrupted anyway.

Destiny
>Play as elite Homeworld gems spacefaring to protect a dying Homeworld from big bad other-alien-race threats
>The player classes determine which Diamond's court you're in
>The Diamonds are the vanguards (Yellow Diamond for Titans, White Diamond for Hunters, Blue Diamond for Warlocks)
>The ghosts are the robonoids

I've never wanted something like this as much as I do right now.

Dreamy.
>3D Jasper in the thread

Where?

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so this shit is official?

More like "Lappy makes me fappy"

Okay

yes, everyone has know this for moths, get with the times

This is crazy fake and has been around for months. You can even see default art-brushes used in the background.

youtu.be/ZtOJbTv61ik

please guys

does it LOOK legit to you?

I'm gonna be in bed before the next thread, but I drew this up. First thing I've drawn in well over a week.

i.imgur.com/MAyBkjF.png

Just caught up with the last 5 episodes. What's the general consensus on them?

For me:

Buddy's Book 6/10 "okay." I liked the moral. Seeing Rose is always fun. Structure-wise the episode felt like it wanted 22 minutes to do more; the story-in-a-story structure felt rushed to fit in 11.
Mindful Education 5/10 great visuals, good moral, but the first half did a poor job setting up the second half. Felt like the core concept (Connie does something she feels bad about, making Steven reflect on the things he feels bad about) could have used multiple episodes like the Transmitter, and "I broke a kid's arm" being resolved entirely offscreen felt lame.
Future Boy Zoltron 7/10 "Steven helps someone with a friendship problem" always feels more like a plot out of the-show-which-must-not-be-named, but it works here. The setup was kinda eh, until we meet Mr. Frowny.
Last One Out Of Beach City 8/10 I wanted to hate it. But it took the whole idea light-heartedly enough that it worked for me. If I wasn't a sucker for primitivist garage rock, I probably wouldn't have liked it
Onion Gang 6/10 The best Onion episode so far. I dislike Onion episodes. The show's animation isn't good enough to carry a mute character.

youtube.com/watch?v=AVg6aYKzeaw

Steven is Wreck it Ralph, I like it

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ms4uDVBVuQ

These models they made are so weird

>gives mindful education the worst rating even though all the other episodes are worthless and shitty
who do you even think you are

I get that opinion; none of the others really move the story forward at all. Realistically, it was a "fine" episode. But I just disliked the wasted potential to cover the ideas more thoroughly and with a bit more subtlety.

I agree about ME, I was only really into the part where Steven started freaking out

I didn't like how all of the "adults" were all "oh Connie you fucking merced someone? You must feel awful, poor you!"

>Connie didn't get expelled or at least detention

Page 10.

>Connie is probably an A+ student taking AP classes
>expelled
ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahhahahaha
hah

I don't really care about "punishments" because it's clear that the world of Steven Universe treats the legal system and human society as, basically, a joke, but some expression of fear or disappointment or concern beyond "oh your fee fees" would have been nice from either Pearl or Garnet. Hell, even a minute of Connie's mom/dad berating her would have left a better taste in my mouth.

I think I know why they omitted it; the episode was jam-packed as it is. They had to pack in a ton of shit and kind of let their usual laconic pacing fall by the wayside. Which again, leads to my criticism that it should have been multiple episodes, at least 2, probably 3.

Developing Pearl's emotions and the characters perception of Pearl over the course of the Transmitter arc worked really well; the perceptual gap between episodes (even if one picks up shortly after the last) let the opinions stew and gave some gravity, some stakes to the situation. Frankly, I was shocked when Stevonnie fell off the arena with so little time left in the episode; it felt like a horrible mistake. With so little time, they couldn't even manage to find the time to make it seem like there were any stakes to what was happening on screen before Stevonnie was lying in the grass looking up at the sky. Poorly structured.

I got detention for teasing a kid who pulled a knife on me.

Schools are weird.

i
i don't know man i need something new befor hiatus

Maybe don't tease kids with knives user

I teased him before I knew he had a knife; that's why he pulled the knife on me.

I called him "fat boy". He was fat. I was also fat.

Hope you learned your lesson about being retarded then

Yeah, I did.

I feel really bad about it. The kid had issues, and I contributed to/exacerbated them. I think about it every month or two and feel bad.

I think he was expelled or transferred, the dumb motherfucker pulled a knife off campus then brought it back on and put it in his locker.

we need a new thread

I ain't doin' it.

Then make a new one, its not that hard

I've had bad experiences making threads in the past

I would, but i don't have any good image at the moment.

...

what if we just didn't make one and

leave on our own terms instead of being kicked out like dogs!

nvm