when are u all getting kicked to /trash/ already????!!
Jeremiah Davis
Jasper is fat
Aiden Ramirez
When are you going to stop going into threads you don't like?
Brody Roberts
Glasses
Jaxon Jones
SEXY
William Harris
NEVER!
Grayson Butler
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away.
Eli Gonzalez
...
Isaac Thompson
NewMoot spoke with OldMoot and they have decided to let this general stay until Halloween.
Brody Ortiz
this show is gay
Levi James
That's scarier than Halloween
Liam Perez
What's /sug/ going to do for it's last hours before being sent to /trash/?
Thomas Evans
Your face is gay
Sebastian Sullivan
Bismuth. That stud can do whatever he wants with me. That also applies to you.
Eli Ward
After a brief hiatus I started this up again (plus I've got a better grasp between colin and jeff's styles) Hellen jo connie a cute
>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend/boyfriend some day
Gabriel Foster
Sucrose and the crew being adorable, as always.
Logan Rogers
Why the change of heart, Lazuli? Where's all that thirst coming from.
Logan Robinson
wait a minute... THAT'S NO MOD!
Alexander Edwards
post grearl instead
Nicholas Hughes
Now THIS is a ship I can sail!
Justin Wilson
>jasper >tits
Daniel Martin
WHO KNEW BEST GEM WOULD BE SO SEXY IN 3D
Landon Perez
that's disgusting, Jasper
Thomas Scott
>what a turn of events!
Julian Scott
I had not considered this before...
Carson Parker
got busy with college stuff
Sebastian Roberts
>post gay stuff What do you want
RonLars? BuckCream? Solo Young Greg selling out his boipussy for a hot dog? Fuck KevJamie though. Filthy fujoshi ship
Ryder Stewart
:}
Ian Sullivan
would look better if it was more on model imo. the hair it's a bit odd too
Evan Jackson
...
Matthew Lewis
I guess I'm a little lonely. Maybe a little horny.
Ryder Adams
Huh? What?
Dominic Powell
Will the indomitable murdercock finally slay it's second victim?
Nathaniel Perry
...
Ryder Edwards
same. wanna fug?
Joshua Barnes
Lappy makes me happy
Luis Ortiz
Christ, Lapis, we encourage you to make a couple moves on Steven and now your thirst is unquenchable. How many people are you trying to bone now? Three? Unless you're just trying to satiate yourself while waiting for Steven to beef up a bit, then carry on.
Michael Howard
Why is the Ruby Squad so cute
Robert Flores
Yeah, when doing fan-models I never have any intention of making them on-model.
Jace Edwards
stevlars
Andrew Morris
>Dirty sub Lapis My dick is diamonds.
Jonathan Walker
okie dokie
Wyatt Russell
I can handle a small fry like you, but what about Steven? I thought you were saving yourself for THAT big chunk of quartz.
Brody Murphy
not gay enough if you ask me
Charles Martinez
IF THAT'S TRUE, WOULD SEEING ALL THE NEW HORNS I GREW SINCE YOU LAST SAW ME CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT FUSING WITH ME LAPIS
Blake Morgan
10/10 I would let her crush me with her thighs
Lincoln Gutierrez
I don't know, hopefully soon I can't resist the temptation to come here but I can if it's in /trash/
Joshua Roberts
They just are.
Carson Thomas
This image is faulty Jasper is good at consent, Lapis is the one who doesn't know what 'no' means (or was Malachite a loophole since it was THEIR mouth?)
Austin Anderson
...
Xavier Long
They can't help it.
Liam Collins
purdy
Luke Stewart
But would you be happy if she was on your lappy?
Austin Butler
why? all the guy needed to do was to cut a pair of old jeans and stay a couple hours on the sun. maybe shave part of his head. but that's it
Jaxson Barnes
I'd cuddle with Mega Ruby
Christopher Jones
There's more Larsven in the actual show then there is art of it. Disappointing.
Isaiah Jenkins
WOW, nice work user, how long did it take you? What program do you use?
Grayson Edwards
>damaging your skin for a cosplay Greg looks straight up lobster sunburnt
Michael Jackson
I just want doc to sit in my lap.
Jackson White
Depends. I hate to say it, but ever since the movies, I can't stop thinking about Steven. I Need him so bad, or at least something to sustain me until then. Your new form is rather... primal, but also adorable. Thank you Jasper, but the answer is no.
Kevin Torres
The last game you played crosses over with SU. What happens?
Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars >Kane and his shenanigans >Trying to recruit Steven into the Brotherhood of Nod >Trying to get the Black Hand to steal gem tech from the Crystal Gems >Eventually he just turns some (rather conveniently contained) Tiberium into a Gem using a repurposed Injector >Kane mistakes Homeworld for the Scrin >Build a Threshold Tower in Russia giving Homeworld direct access to earth >This requires a combined effort, and eventual giga fusion, of Stevonnie and Alexandrite >Portals closed, Blue Tiberium Gem fusion poofed >Kane is missing >Implying he is dead >Probably just off making Legion in Japan for later Mecha Robot fight episodes
Or if we are going full head cannon here we can base it a LONG while after the Jasper redemption and make it a Steveonnie, Alexandrite, and Malachite 3v1 with some Peridot robo army holding down the canon fodder of Homeworld and/or NOD
Carter Perez
Hap Lap
Yeah sure
Justin Evans
Thanks! About 12-13 hours split throughout a couple weeks in Zbrush.
Brody Stewart
yeah but it doesn't really look like Jasper, at least in my opinion
Bentley Ward
MORE ROCKS, MOOORE ROCKS! BUT NO POOOOOOISE
Liam Thomas
jasper raped a dog and is too socially retarded to understand when people like lapis and peridot think she's being too pushy and/or desperate to want to help and/or like her
Wyatt Price
>at least something to sustain me Go to him, Lapis. You said he was asleep, right? Go to the temple and tell him how you really feel. Now.
Jonathan Baker
of what user?
Jose Fisher
That's some serious talent you got there, do you animate?
John Young
>Team Fortress 2
Two teams, F.R.Y. and P.I.Z. vie for control of the land of Beach City. With maps like "Funland," "Car Wash," and "Donut."
Grayson Campbell
...
Jose Sullivan
But... but... he's too young. What are you looking for?
Owen Hill
>DCSS Steven has +5 to Shields, +2 to Conjurations and Invocations He worships Elyvilon of course
this is the first lapis that i actually find cute. she's just obnoxious as a character
Landon Wright
Thanks, and yeah, but only in 2D on ocassion.
John Lewis
Keep your latent rape tendencies down for his sake. He's still pretty naive about this kind of stuff. peridot would probably bend over backwards if you asked her to keep you occupied in the meantime
Joseph Foster
Sims 3 >Steven impregnates every gem and human girl >Onion becomes a vampire and murders people >A meteor falls, killing Jasper and Amethyst >Lapis builds a wall around the pool and drowns herself >Connie gets drunk on juice and gets smashed to death by elevator doors after stumbling >Steven tries to take care of his 43 offspring, but he lets one stay in a dirty diaper too long and they are all taken by social services. >Steven can't figure out how to get to the toilet and dies
Bentley Nguyen
Age is mind over matter, do it Lapis, KEK Connie, DO IT FAGGOT.
Nolan Cooper
buckle the fuck up.
Jeremiah Baker
I'm bi and I'm not picky. I'm good as long as you're cute
Aiden Perez
>Puzzle and Dragon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blake Gutierrez
You want me AND Steven all for yourself, you nasty uppercrust, you. I'm in.
Gabriel Flores
>and pearl is here too
Liam Morales
Listen The overgrown golden retriever asked for it
Lincoln Garcia
Is there actual pedo Lapis roleplay going on and people are participating in it?
How are these threads still up?
Christian Hernandez
>Halo The UNSC sure as hell wouldn't be happy about ANOTHER race of aliens going off to destroy their planets.
Alexander Ortiz
>sapphire and garnet
Tyler Lopez
>Nuclear Throne Garnet beats the shit out of everything.
>DCSS My nigga.
Eli Morris
lapidot reporting in
Benjamin Young
Will Pearl ever recover? Probably not, she takes everything to heart and holds onto it for millennia.
Aaron Gomez
...
Anthony Rogers
Wrong place to report, the shit taste club is two blocks down.
Ayden Cruz
lapidot reporting out
Carter Russell
JASPER JUST WANTED TO USE TEAMWORK OCEAN DOG WAS BEING A BAD TEAM MEMBER
Leo Cooper
There's only room for one blue gem.
Zachary Walker
Rocket League >Stevonnie takes the Dondai and enters into the Delmarva league of the most dangerous and spectacular sport on Earth.
Jack Perry
Peridot? Maybe... ugh, but she can't shape shift. He CAN manipulate his body to appear whatever age he wants. Preferably a big buff stud of a man. For what?
sophie is rocking lapis dress lapis on the other hand
John Morales
>for what
Carson Thompson
>wow legion
Guldan convinces pearl to drink the cup of ecto cooler and makes her believe rose will come back. Etc etc Steven is a shit raider and stands on the fire because it's fun.
Grayson Wood
The bad "block traffic with their parade" gay or the good "Those two guys from the Star Wars/Campbell Soup commercial" gay?
>Wikia It was probably just some faggot who edited the actual page.
Lincoln Long
>No Man's Sky Uh.... Steven's lonely, excruciatingly boring yet suprisingly intospective travel towards a nihilistic realization of the infinite futility of space, meeting up with amazing characters such as a) no one b) seriously no one c) maybe some gem traders?
Nathan Roberts
that fucking face is so obnoxious
Jordan Morris
>hidden scene in Keystone Motel >SU hot coffee mod
Ethan Adams
I've got something to admit, /Sug/. Aside from that one pearl song, I hated the musical episode. 15 minutes just isn't enough for that type of shit. Like....it just felt like a normal episode, which isn't so bad, but I expected more from a musical episode from a series that frequently has songs.
Jason Green
lapis isn't cool enough
Not everyone has the cuteness to pull of any style.
Jackson Cox
Thinking about it, it'd be like being trapped in the mirror but in reverse. Isn't that a creepy thought
Samuel Edwards
Pearl will never recover
Luis White
>literal fortune tellers
Dominic Scott
omg stfu
Lincoln Ortiz
Calling it a "musical episode" was a mistake
Sugar had me thinking all the gems would sing or some shit on that one podcast, not just the 3 characters who have the most songs to date
Leo Myers
Right at the counter, talk about unprofessional.
Carson Barnes
I got to admit I was a little disappointed by the musical episode at first too because I thought we'd get more songs from other characters than Greg/Pearl/Steven. After watching it and listening to the songs again though I really love it now.
Ethan Bell
literal dogshit
Robert Mitchell
Sapphire is an ugly cuck bitch and I can't wait for Ruby to drop that cold cunt for some quality Lapoon.
William Cox
>replace Jasper with Pearl fags.
David Peterson
Am I... missing something?
Luke Perez
Remember when people thought Peridot was going to tap dance? I miss those times.
James Cook
never ever
Juan Stewart
can I be player 3?
Xavier Edwards
Most anticipated fusion.
Owen Green
yeah
Daniel Reed
OHHHHHHHHH BITCH WHAT NOW
Christopher Baker
>lapis is a dominatrix i can hope
Brody Cruz
Lapis, just think about it.
Jonathan Hall
I'm pretty sure that the 2nd half of mindful education consists of stuff boarded by jeff and colin that got animated by takafumi
Ayden Myers
Well... what am I missing? Mind telling me, user?
Carter Turner
Remember when we thought we would actually get answers to the millions of questions this show has brought up so far, but instead we got a bunch of filler. Good times.
Bentley Torres
Lapidot fusion is either going to be ridiculously cool or a cringy embarassment. I can't wait.
Isaac Johnson
fucking nerds
Eli Long
>Fallout 4 Steven talks his way into all the good gear. Becomes the best thing to happen to the Commonwealth. Becomes friends with all the companions.
Then he hears the Nuka World radio broadcast. He's forced to either kill the raiders or kill people in the Commonwealth. Things just aren't what they once were. All the fun and interesting people he had met, the places he'd seen, the stories he'd learned, just sort of become grey as the color drains away.
He feels let down at not only himself, but at the powers that be. He leaves the Commonwealth to its own devices.
Jason King
'Member when she was confirmed to be a midget?
Kevin Davis
>There were people who didn't recognize how shit the writing and pacing of the show was from the very start I honestly don't know what you people expected.
Joshua Sanders
How would it be cool? Peridot is a nerd and lapis is a dork.
Ryder Parker
>Ruby and Sapphire are getting a future break-up >Ruby is with Lapis improved Garnet happening
Leo Roberts
idgaf about the lapis peridot fusion i just want the jasper x garnet....
Anthony Rodriguez
Steven sticks his dick in your ass so he doesn't fall off of you while flying.
Sealtbelt Penetration, it's a wondrous thing.
Daniel Bennett
>implying
Nolan Taylor
>Lapis isn't cool enough
Juan Mitchell
I can't believe the fuckin article exists
Lapis just needs a course in consent and aftercare, then she can trample Jasper's futa cock guilt-free
James Lewis
It will be beautiful. There's no fucking way they'll make it a cringey piece of shit like Smokey Quartz.
Julian Rivera
Zach is doing drugs
Luke Hernandez
>Still no signs of Amethyst singing SUCROOOOOOOSE!!!
Jaxon Foster
can't wait for the meme queen's grand appearance
Blake Edwards
So basically the show but with just better graphics.
Zachary Stewart
She's going to be avant garde as hell. She'll go way over steven's head.
Owen Perez
Looks like the only drugs he are doing is DOPE ASS BEATS
Dominic Edwards
where'd this come from
Levi Moore
I wonder if Peridot will ruin every fusion she's in
Kayden Gutierrez
>Steven universe + Bloodborne >Steven wakes up with the blood transfusion. not knowing where, and why hes in a hospital with jars that have eyes in them >He will slowly go insane from all the shit he sees, already having high insight from all his world wide adventures >His first death will be cold and alone, reflecting on the what ifs. Only to wake up comforted by the messengers and Doll, learning what to do. >He will make his own bright outfit with a star on it, none of the hunters take him serious, since hes so small, but he can carry the Cannon easily >Constantly saves the Hunters from foes and themselfs, brings the hunters together to take on the Nightmare
Jonathan Bailey
No
I am waiting for best ship to fuse
Pic related
Adrian Butler
she sang twice. at least.
Evan Reed
It's a leak.
Brody Cruz
I still say Greg's perma-sun tan is the result of radiation burns.
Blake Price
Zuke leaked it on her tumblr.
Michael Russell
Charlyne a cute
Eli Sanders
>mfw the crystal gems would never know
Landon Watson
Yeah but they were really weak in comparison to the other gems.
Ian Jackson
>double sub cuck fusion i mean i guess
Luke Bailey
...
Cooper Russell
her songs are kind of shit she needs good songs
Robert Davis
If Rebecca, Zuke, or Joe had to never work on another episode ever again, who would you choose?
Xavier Hughes
Too bad it only works with kid Steven
Noah Lopez
sure. it just sounded like the poster was implying she hasn't had a song yet.
Mason Foster
Zuke, it's no contest
Zachary Smith
>Imagine this but with Steven and Connie >Or Pearl and S. >Or Rose and Greg and Steven
Alexander Sanchez
Joe cause it's not like he does anymore anyway
Ryan Clark
She could get a "make a man out of you" style song, with her training, that'd be really hype.
Colton King
Zuke, what kind of question is this?
Ayden Russell
Its a fake leak.
Josiah Reyes
I thought Joe already stopped.
Zuke though. I want Joe back.
Kevin Gonzalez
Well... it's better than nothing. I'll get adult Steven later.
Mason Walker
Oh fuck you
Aiden Hernandez
lauren puke of course
Camden Clark
Joe works higher up now, he works on every episode.
Michael Powell
Zuke of course.
Josiah Lopez
he, like Rebecca, Ian, and Kat, does additional boards and revisions on the episodes he directs (ie lamar/Katie and him/Colin/Jeff episodes starting with when it rains)
Nolan Mitchell
>double sub >implying sapphire doesn't top Ruby every night of the week
Tyler Butler
Rebecca Sugar is a qt this has been your daily psa
Brandon Hughes
But no more bad Pearl.
Grayson Hughes
he works on half the episodes and starting with onion gang is involved with the outline for every episode
Jordan Ramirez
I thought /sug/ was dead
Evan Lopez
This is true!
Josiah Jones
I was thinking that too, except it's him and Connie that end up in Yharnam together as Stevonnie after getting grabbed by a Lesser Amygdala that randomly shows up in Beach City(possibly drawn by Steven's dream powers)
Connor Cooper
>EDF >mankind forms an army armed with reverse-engineered gem tech, prepared for another homeworld invasion >they still get their asses kicked thoroughly until some generic ranger helps the CGs clear a path to punch out the diamonds and force a retreat
Ethan Jackson
oh man that sounds great
Adam Roberts
Lapis singing WHEN H E N
Leo Roberts
beep beep get out da way
Caleb Long
Just think of how happy you'll be making him. He'll get addicted to your "flying sessions".
so I think we can all agree that mutually buff Steven and Connie is best Steven ship, right?
Kayden Brown
2cool4sappysongs
Alexander Morris
Are you listing complaints, because that sounds like an improvement.
Jaxon Hughes
You sick people are turning me into a pedophile. And I'm loving every second of it.
Isaiah Hall
Hopefully she dies before we're subjected to that.
Adrian Turner
Steven has a plan for that already user
Julian Davis
When Opal gets a song :^)
Gabriel Turner
buff Steven looks awful
Dylan Sanders
they're just friends. steven can confirm
Carter Murphy
>Terraria
Pre-Hardmode The CG are NPC Can you buy gems stuff to them or hire them like mercenaries Ramdom corrupted gems appears and act like mini bosses
Hardmode Ramdom event of homeworld invasion
Andrew Barnes
IMAGINE, Jasper gets redeemed and starts coaching Amethyst, you could even make a pun out of it "I'll make a gem out of you"
Elijah Thompson
God KNOWS
She's hasn't fucking even spoke to Pearl yet
James Smith
Buff Steven is just the best. Full stop. End of story. God he's so fucking hot I can't take it
Aiden Wilson
>implying you weren't already a pedophile
Jaxson King
The only sick one here is you, Lapis
Joshua Hall
>and then a skeleton popped out
Nathan Smith
There will be so much lapidot posting when this fusion happens. I can't fucking wait.
Christian Powell
So I've bitched on here before... Season 4 is the worst season yet of S.U Connie's Training episode was literally the ONLY episode that actually had relevance. All the rest? Complete useless filler. I put off watching Onion's Gang, cause i knew it'd be total filler garbage...
Was I right? Fuck yes. It was total filler Garbage. This season 4 has shown NOTHING of the story of the Gems, homeworld, any new revelations, relationships.. nothing of actual lasting relevance. What? Pearl found a new girl to worship? Big fucking whoop. In the grand scheme of things nothing introduced in Season 4 is important.
I don't give a shit about Onion's weird ass bug races...as comical as that was.
THEY WILL NEVER BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO WASTE TIME ON THAT BORING SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO DISCOVER ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BEACH CITY PALS?
Lucas Stewart
user, you're not seeing the big picture. All the townie episodes and SoL episodes are happening right now. They won't last the whole season, and if they're pushing all the townie shit up front, what do you think the end of the season will look like?
Josiah Hughes
how does it feel to be a bad person
Gavin Young
>5 eyes Is saphire in the middle of that?
Nathaniel Richardson
>connie >in yarn ham sure if you like her getting pregnant and spewing old one out her vergiba its not that I dont like connie, but she needs to sit this one out and gems cant bleed so they cant use blood tinge weapons and guns
Adrian Williams
it's been like 7 episodes calm down user
Owen Peterson
What podcast?
Caleb Gutierrez
>2:30 I cum when Lapis comes
Luis Johnson
You know what? Fuck it. That adorable quartz soldier will be mine. Beef and no beef, he WILL be mine. It's more than I could ever do. If you can do better, I welcome you to share it with us.
Jaxon Moore
AH, thank you so much user, I'd share a beer with you if I could, you're pretty cool.
Isaac Reed
Why does that old man wear an eye patch when he has two functional eyes?
Luke Powell
Your lust for giant fourteen year old kids is outrageously hilarious
Joshua Morales
Adorable / 10
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christopher Foster
Hang on you have like 10 or 15 more episodes of this shit, since actual development mostly gets lumped until the second half of every season ever and while I don't mind filler, I could do with less annoying townie bullshite.
Just give us the fucking Lapis cum Peridot filler episode that we WANT
Noah Martin
Made a blog to post smut. Feel free to submit requests and stuff.
crystalcheeto.tumblr.com
Elijah Nelson
I thought eventually it would pick up, and for a little while it did. Then season 3 rolled around and all the tension was killed right away by an anticlimactic non-resolution. Steven after all this time still hasn't learned to ask questions about anything. Instead of getting more details about a gigantic revelation he takes part in a Road Runner parody.
Jaxon Rodriguez
...
Wyatt Lewis
It's wonderful, user! Impressive work!
Leo Mitchell
Okay, i can't go fordward on another single page of DeviantArt without wanting to kill myself, and my folder is still empty.
Please, post Steben or good Tumblr SU art blogs at least.
Evan Young
>It's more than I could ever do. It's not about what could you do, but what could you masturbate to, and baby, your standards are eerily low.
Christopher Scott
>First 2 board team cycles of season 1 (including the pre-board team episodes) Laser Light Cannon Cheeseburger Backpack
Cat Fingers Gem Glow Together Breakfast
Bubble Buddies Serious Steven Frybo
>First two board team cycles production season 2 Full Disclosure Joy Ride Love Letters Say Uncle
Reformed Beach Shorts Rising Tides/Crashing Skies Sworn to the Sword
>first two board team cycles production season 3 The Kindergarten Kid Know Your Fusion Buddy's Book Mindful Education
Future Boy Zoltron Last One Out Of Beach City Onion Gang next Colin and Jeff episode
Cooper Lewis
>crystal cheeto MY FUCKING SIDES
Jeremiah Thompson
Watch out though, the CG's are going to know something's up if you keep paying Steven your little "secret visits" in the night.
Man, you're wacky for those thick gems.
Caleb Hall
>go through the steven quartz universe tag on tumblr >it's just a bunch of connverse screencaps and trans headcanons
I just want solo art of the Stebe. Why do they make it so difficult.
Elijah Campbell
Sucrose would be bringin Broadway to TV
Needs to happen no matter what
Hudson Phillips
More townie shit because CN demanded 1 million rerunnable episodes, telling sugar and pals to fuck off to season 5 giving them only 6 episodes for season 5?
Eli Cox
Freaks are great. Keep up the good work.
Leo Gonzalez
Well, when you can draw like me, you tend to fap to a lot of different qualities of art.
Kevin Nelson
Would they sound better apart or as a fusion
Colton Gonzalez
I'll admit I've seen better Bara Stevens, I mostly like that picture for how Connie looks
the only reason they haven't kissed by this pointed and become open about their feelings for each other is cause magic stuff keeps interrupting
Bara Steven is pretty great(although I think he generally looks better without facial hair, a less square jaw, and much bigger hair)
Austin Price
...
David Stewart
It's the favorite thing I've draw since starting to draw again. I really love how it turned out.
Side not I really should get more colored pencils so I don't need to try to blend them like on the tree.
Just drink a second beer for me user.
Caleb Butler
All the townie shit was played now so it wouldn't ruin the flow of the next big arc, the melodramatic Lappy/Pearl arc
Grayson Smith
>bara Steven Never once have I met someone who finds him great. Thank you for existing, user.
Jeremiah Martinez
...
Jaxon Nelson
I don't think Pearl and Lapis would get along very well to be honest.
James Walker
Garnet can see multiple probable futures. But can she see why Stevens like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Owen White
I can't wait for the inevitable song about suicide that Lapis is probably going to sing.
Leo Ortiz
admit it, the only reason they haven't kissed is because it'd be too pedo they are destined to be platonic lovers until the end of the series.
Nathaniel Wright
I was thinking they'd spend 99% of the time fused as Stevonnie, also I'd say Gem weapons are generally strong enough that Blood weapons wouldn't be needed by them(heck they'd probably function pretty similarly to the Holy Moonlight Sword overall)
Joseph Harris
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continuing berserker series of su. done garnet, lapis, robo jasper, priyanka, peri, blu poil, armstrong, poil and now stevonie.
/sug/ who should i do next? most votes win.
David Nguyen
Hey folks, hope you're all having a fabulous night. Working 70+ hours this week, and 50+ next week. Any news on the new episode?
Anyone have any art requests?
Andrew Ramirez
>javascript:quote('86434834’); What are you doing?
Jose Gonzalez
Oh shit, tough question.Their fusion would have a god tier voice
William Cook
ok so how well would shotguns work against gems
Carson Morgan
Greg
Anthony Hall
Super Mario 64: DS
>Steven is Mario >Connie is Luigi >Amethyst is Wario >Greg is Yoshi >All the Bullies are Rubies >Jasper is Bowser >All the Toads are Pearl >Bob-ombs are Garnet >I no longer need an Action Replay to make Mario levitate because Rose levitation powers
Jaxson Jones
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT MUFF That's good stuff!
And that lapis too
Chase Rodriguez
They wouldn't at all, they're very different, that's why it'll be great when they finally speak to each other soon
Blake James
ya, same with lapis and garnet
Ian Edwards
I can't ever get over the trans headcanon stuff. It's so funny how hypocritical it all is, but they fail to see even the slightest bit of irony.
>"Gender is a social construct" >Male character acts feminine, even though he has a girlfriend >"He must be trans"
Josiah Hall
so tell me crystal cheeto, if you've just gotten into su how long have you been a freak
Henry Jenkins
He's dead
Jack Bennett
Rose
Josiah Hall
who is princess peach
Jordan Parker
It's really interesting because they're so alike yet different youtu.be/WfufCrE0Jl8 They definitely wouldn't get along well at first
Ryder Fisher
Partially corrupted Jasper Like in Minfdul Education
Dylan Fisher
Boomhauer
Nathan Davis
no one cause it's not empowering enough
Jeremiah Long
>"My knight in shining armor." I'm sighing like crazy, what am I, hopelessly romantic?
Jose Turner
Damn, nice work. Do rose next
Cameron Clark
gosh dang it meant to reply to this
Gabriel Cook
i hate to keep fighting you on this, but im sure theyd unfuse after their first cleric beast, there is some fearful shit in that world dont even get me started on insight suckers but would be neat to see none of the less
Michael Taylor
She doesn't have to understand, she trusts Stevens judgement and will buy the cereal he likes. That's why she's number 1.
William Ward
Rose, because she rarely shows up and when she does show up, it's probably just a painting or someone trying to get you TRICKED
Joseph White
Garnet would probably be alright with her, but they probably wouldn't be friends or anything like that. That interaction is likely being saved for when Jasper is back anyway so Garnet can give both of them a mindful education.
Dylan Adams
why is leggy the best rube
Anthony Powell
I can't imagine Garnet and Lapis' relationship getting any better or worse than a mutual thumbs up.
Nolan Sanchez
>admit it, the only reason they haven't kissed is because it'd be too pedo doubtful considering Gumball's several years younger than Steven and has a girlfriend, and Finn was Steven's age(more or less) when he and Flame Princess started dating, CN doesn't necessarily have anything against older kid and young teen characters having romantic relationships
really cause near as I can tell most people in /sug/ seem to like the idea of Steven being HUGE as an adult
how about your take on /fit/ adult Steven & Connie like
Lincoln Martin
Did I hear someone mention best gem?
Samuel Rogers
...
Xavier Anderson
I liked the name Toadstool better.
Daniel Ramirez
sorry don’t know how to ink to other threads. still kinda a newfag.
Elijah Wood
>Jasper is good at consent
SHE RAPED A DOG
Jose Lewis
Peridot and her War Machine
Henry Smith
She's p good, but I have it on good authority that the best ruby is Doc McStuffin my trousers
Ian Brown
Yes, we need Mario-aesthetic SU with Rose as Peach
Cooper Gonzalez
Garnet will literally tear their anuses out their bodies for making a mockery of fusion
Xavier Lee
I'm on episode 3 currently, lol. But I've been a fan of Jasper's design for quite a while
Jonathan Anderson
>Now Lapis. Put your hands together like this >Na >Just put your hands like this, and close your eyes, take a deep breath >No >Just pu- >I dont think so >Fuck this im getting steven
Christopher Moore
Why the fuck do you guys even care? People rape dogs every day and nobody raises a ruckus over it.
Henry Miller
That's all well and good but the true and objectively best Ruby is Ruby.
Ethan Barnes
Thanks!
Adrian Smith
Wait, really? I mean, it make sense because his mom was big, but I didn't think people actually liked the idea of him being a beefy hunk.
Nolan Roberts
Confess something SU related that you would never tell someone
I have a folder of no mouth Pearls
Brandon Johnson
>rock bottom: the post
Jonathan Parker
Nah nah
Connor Gonzalez
She's Handy
Dylan Cook
>People rape dogs every day
No they don't Jasper. That's not what humans do. You have so much to learn about our planet.
let's be real, if it weren't for Sapphire, Ruby would be in fourth place at best. Probably lower.
Aiden Murphy
not yet
Jace Murphy
Well yeah! Have you seen this goof?
Luis Cook
this makes me sad
she sounded so desperate
Anthony Torres
>never tell someone I have steven universe art on my computer
Oliver Jenkins
Sucking off your cat is not a 'horrible thing.'
Robert Roberts
What I mean is that every Ruby is best Ruby.
Alexander Ross
how many times do you want me to tell you jasper made me gay
Christian Phillips
>those thighs 3D PRINTED FIGURE WHEN
Adam Gonzalez
I like to imagine Garnet could have a slight mentor type feel in regards to her relationship with Lapis. She helps Lapis realize that fusion isn't always awful (most likely by encouraging her to fuse with someone, probably Peri), and Lapis has a certain degree of respect and gratitude towards Garnet for it. Something like Garnet's relationship with Amethyst, but with less sisterhood just bc they don't have as much history.
David Cruz
Jasper made me terrified of lesbians.
Oliver Morgan
No that was arousal
Lucas Bennett
>I saved the twerking diaper Amethyst gif because it's Cred Forumsanana-tier b8 >I named one of my Rhydons in Pokemon Go after Jasper because big beefy things doing head attacks >I once got the RA called on me in the dorms for trying to come up with anthro-related lyrics for "Let Me Drive My Van into Your Heart" to help me study, but I was singing it out loud at 2 a.m.
Samuel Ramirez
That choking sound she made when Steven didn't even remember her diamond broke my fucking heart.
You guys act like you've never raped a pet before.
Gabriel Hill
Guys, when would the hiatus end? Any dates?
Parker Perez
I could never do that.
It always ended up raping me before I got the chance to get a jump on it.
Chase Edwards
Have you ever started writing a post but deleted because it was horrible?
Caleb Wright
Well, as much as I like to play favorites, that is the correct answer.
Aaron Rivera
Harambe?
Robert Butler
well how beefy and/or hunky he'd be seems to vary between people, but overall ending up strong and huge for the most part is seen as inevitable for Steven
Connie being /fit/ is less universal, but is still fairly common, especially since Sworn To The Sword(even more so after Nightmare Hospital shows her being able to use Rose's Sword so easily)
Jace Lewis
it's a shame that one of Connie's best outfits is in one of the worst episodes of Season 1
Brody Turner
jaspearl or bust
Leo Miller
plz stop pitying jasper, it just makes her more suicidal
Hudson Torres
Zuke, how is this even a question?
Nathaniel Rogers
>CRIPPLING >DEPRESSION
Ian Perez
I've been using excessive Steven Universe related daydreaming for the past 3 months as a new coping mechanism to deal with the massive and daily stress, grief and anger a sociopath in my extended family has been causing for a year. I walk around while listening to music and just imagine storylines. On the down side, I am not really dealing with the situation or the stress in any healthy way and this can't possibly be sustainable for much longer. On the plus side, it's fun, it keeps me distracted, and it's a great way to stay in shape.
Nicholas Clark
Interesting, but I have a question. Would you mind sharing some sources on where these pictures of beefy Steven are? It's, uh... for research.
Evan Evans
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Colton King
Great blogpost.
Zachary Stewart
>worst episodes
Aw, I like it. Alexandrite is fun.
Landon Wright
It's a damn good thing it's not going to happen then.
Landon Campbell
>stay in shape How's that
Sebastian Allen
>implying that transsexuals can't be attracted to girls Your social justice skills are weak. Perhaps you missed a few privileges the last time you checked them.
Jacob Robinson
I still ship it, but at the same time I kinda want to see how things develop between Pearl and S.
also SHE BIG
Nolan Fisher
>that sound when you realize your arch nemesis who is the sole reason for your existence but also the sole reason for your shitty life doesn't even remember YOUR DIAMOND, MY DIAMOND, PINK DIAMOND
Ian Murphy
I didn't like Fusion Cuisine that much, but Alexandrite was still cool to see.
Henry Adams
more like amaTHIRST
Sebastian Edwards
You're one to talk, Jasper, you fat fuck.
Samuel Morales
well looks like ill be doing a rose berserk next then.
Chase Robinson
I blogpost to blog questions, thank you
Michael Price
...
Robert James
They're both deadpan brickwalls, and that's fine for them and when interacting with other characters, but you probably wouldn't get much cordial interaction from just the two of them. That would make a hilariously dumb and awkward episode though thinking about it.
Adrian Kelly
>The binding of isaac >Collect gems to become more powerful >Fight corrupted gems >Plot twist you mom was the cause of the corruption in your life Could be pretty good.
Adam Gonzalez
>autism >but I do it too
Ayden Stewart
That wasn't really the point, I honestly should have left the "girlfriend" part out. The point is they're saying gender is a social construct, but the first ones to rigorously apply gender norms to everything that moves and make assumptions because of it. So, Steven acts feminine, therefore he's not really male. It's completely ridiculous.
Noah Davis
...
Jaxson Ross
jaspearl is bust
Matthew Harris
>"How many breads have you eaten in your life?" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
Wyatt Ortiz
...
Jace Clark
Remember that Lapis is a pedophile.
Jason Diaz
Remember when Lapis wasn't a deadpan brickwall?
Neither do I.
Anthony Watson
January... Its on the Homepage of the CN site
Brody Morgan
Peridot is not a child.
Zachary Barnes
I mean
the crew knows what they're doing with these shots, right?
Jonathan Reyes
>"For me it was Tuesday"
Matthew Robinson
Someone said that artist is a REAL ACTUAL pedophile
I need proof
Samuel Rivera
>post yfw Peridot makes a terrible pun
Josiah Price
fat dumb retard
Jeremiah Price
drown. drown it like you tried to drown those children.
Xavier Bell
...
Parker Jackson
Closest she came was Hit the Diamond, and even then that was snarky cynicism and apathy.
Jaxson Diaz
>become a miniature crying cluster
Sebastian Taylor
...
Gavin Gutierrez
Tumblr artists will throw that accusation all the time
Zachary Hill
Rose is trucking sick
Daniel Richardson
jasper is obviously meant to represent the typical evil fit person irl who fat shames fat people for being fat
Jaxson Carter
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Connor Jones
Fats get shat (on)
Angel Ortiz
>a fat person fatshaming another shorter fat person what is sucrose trying to say?
Christopher Cox
Just finished watching some of this show with a buddy.
Is there any reason they always seem to end the episodes before exploring any sort of interpersonal relationship problems between the characters?
The haunted house one in particular really miffed me. They show you all this backstory to why Lars and Ronald(I think that was his name) don't like each other, but then it just ends before you see any sort of development or resolution.
Connor Diaz
Ffs, just rewatch her last few scenes in Beta and her one scene in Kindergarten Kid and tell me her personality isn't going down the drain.
Michael Morgan
>"Fetch me the Breaking Point!"
Robert Reyes
Don't be fat and short.
Grayson Hughes
Leddit's getting an AMA with Aivi and Surasshu?
Supposed to happen on October second.
Thomas James
like irl? that connie is my real waifu. not pearl
Jose Garcia
What is with the SU fandom and accusing everybody of being a pedo? They seem to think if you were ever within a 300 mile radius of a fictional kid you are automatically a pedo.
Brandon James
>implying peridot doesn't look and act like a 12 year old child and isn't meant to appeal to the much younger fans of the show
Leo Hughes
...
Henry Ramirez
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Adrian Lewis
most good pics of an adult Steven qualify in my opinion(especially from Scribble and Discount Supervillain), but here's one example(with some bonus BAD END mixed in)
it's not the absolute worst in Season 1(that probably goes to Onion Trade), but overall it's not a very good episode
Xavier Wood
>thinking Zuke episodes add anything to characterization >thinking a non-speaking role added anything to her personality
Adam Allen
Was listening to some ancient vinyl I had in storage and this reminded me of the show.
you gotta get used to that shit when it comes to this show it's even worse in Alone at Sea
Aaron Gray
I'm extremely in love with Jasper. Like, I'm Cred Forums-tier waifufag for her. She's what gets me up in the morning when I feel shitty. I draw her all the time, sometimes do requests based only on the fact that it's a request of Jasper. My closest friends know that I'm a big gay for Jasper, but they have no idea how deep my love is. I feel like a fucking freak because she's a cartoon character, but for some reason I tear up when watching her episodes. Even feel slightly ill when I see posts wishing she was shattered. I'm lesbian, and I've been finding gigantic Amazonian women much more attractive since my complete obsession with Jasper. I feel extremely ashamed about my feelings because I know they're not normal.
Aaron Bennett
GUYS
Grayson Thomas
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Ryan Nguyen
>skyrim
I can dig it.
Jaxon Lee
Bullshit, it doesn't say anything
Lucas Mitchell
They think that everything you like in fiction you like in the real world. Or if you create content for bad things, that you condone it in real life.
Wyatt Price
Then give me a Zuke-free Lapis episode already. Or does no such thing exist, anymore?
Jose Robinson
>Greg going into Rose's room OH YES
Colton Murphy
Whoa! That's a big egg Lappy, you should go to the doctor to make sure you didn't tear your cloaca!
David Morales
...
Easton Kelly
It's not so much that her personality is going down the drain, it's that they completely offscreened her character development with Peridot, and thus her character development getting used to living at the barn. Basically she went from cynical and hating everyone but Steven, to somewhat comfortable with where she was entirely by informed exposition. It's jarring and bad writing, but it's not really her personality going down hill.
Chase Nguyen
It's a hook so they can keep writing more episodes and fill their episode limit with stupid shit that could've been resolved ages ago.
Carson Mitchell
I mean, I'm enjoying it. Just seems like a really fucking stupid way to do things.
It's like they can't decide whether they want to be a show with character development or a status quo is god type deal.
Gavin Martinez
So what bar would you set for how a character should act before people can say "this character may be a transsexual" without you condemning them?
Gavin Cruz
I can't sit down anymore
John Robinson
And that's why I'm so pessimistic about her character.
Adrian Ward
I'm sorry for your loss. Get well soon.
Joshua Clark
Uhh, maybe saying, "Hey, I want to have a sex change."
David Ward
>is there any reason they always seem to end the episodes before exploring anything
FTFY
All cartoon companies are massive jews and will only really host a show if they can have 8 million reruns of it without the fans feeling out of the loop. >"So you show has a story, SEVERAL arcs, and most character have quiet the number of goals" -CN >"Yes, its a very involved story, lot of focus testing and everyone loves it" - someone >"Well you can just fuck right off there, I can only see like 4 episodes I could rerun so either hammer those personalities flat and half those arcs or you can just leave." - CN
Parker Reyes
It's perfect. And I'm very fond of Discount Supervillain (pic related), but this Scribble person is new. Thanks, I'll be sure to check him out.
Nathaniel Roberts
It's called "subtext," Steven.
Bentley Roberts
All Lapis episodes are now being relegated to Zuke so she can tailor Lapis to be Peri's perfect waifu.
Landon Thompson
oh I was in the same boat before she died and i became a widow. i have been forcing myself to move on... and waifu shittier characters to cope... like pearl Being a freak is eternal suffering;_;
Asher Lopez
You need to rub lotion on your cloaca to let it heal, and wear a diaper too so it's not rubbing on harsh surfaces.
Julian Sullivan
To be fair, they've probably dealt with a lot of edgelords who write "fiction" of EVIL SOCIAL JUSTICE MONSTER being heroically brutalized by people who JUST SO HAPPEN to look and act a lot like the people writing them, interspersed with thinly-veiled (or not-at-all-veiled) commentary from those same authors that explain why the SOCIAL JUSTICE MONSTERS are so evil and horrible in real life.
It's easy to see why they'd see a connection between fiction and reality.
Jack Murphy
Man, Mr. Greg and seeing them all in suits singing made me wish I knew how to animate so I could animate them performing Tongue Tied
i don't not enjoy the show either i just think the writers make a lot of repeatedly bad and stupid choices that are really hard to ignore when i wish they wouldn't
Tyler Perez
If that thing shits in my house, I'm beating it.
Connor Johnson
Honestly, Peridot is the one that Lapis is most likely to forgive. The CGs basically left her trapped for thousands of years, and Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth. Peridot was just a low-ranking cog in the Homeworld machine, and now she's in the same situation as Lapis; she ranks pretty low on the "people responsible for Lapis Lazuli's horrible life" scale.
Hunter Hernandez
[agitated BLYAT]
Hudson Morris
...
Adrian Davis
But Lappy, it's important that you properly soothe your cloaca before the next egg gets expelled in a few days. You could easily herniate the internal walls or split it open.
Owen Lee
>Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth nice head canon
Brody Diaz
Steven it's late, go to bed
Blake Kelly
scribble was the name he used on /sug/
Anthony Robinson
Wow user, you sound like a grade A loser.
Jayden Flores
That's the thing, I was obsessed with Meryl Streep after seeing her in DWP when I was like 9 or 10, but now I'm an adult. And I'm not even freaking out over a real person. It's a goddamn cartoon.
Jeremiah Hughes
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Jacob Morgan
>she ranks pretty low on the "people responsible for Lapis Lazuli's horrible life" scale
Even though they both CHOSE to live in the barn and both CHOSE not to stay in the temple?
Jack Turner
I'm commenting on the hypocrisy of claiming gender is a social construct and then promptly using all the gender norms to define a character's gender. It's why you see these retarded "genderfluid" people. Basically they want to dress like a guy today so they think they're a guy today. Basically gender has become a shirt for them, and it's entirely defined by the very gender norms they claim shouldn't apply to anything. It's completely hypocritical and when I would be okay with people headcanoning stuff as trans is completely irrelevant.
Nolan Howard
She's just 4 lines painted on the ground
David Harris
...
Daniel Foster
Reminder Ronaldo possesses a hunk of the handship
Blake King
what?
Lucas Collins
Are you really just going to leave mucus everywhere for Peri to lap up? That's disgusting! Go put on a diaper immediately!
Nolan Butler
Lappy makes me Happy
Elijah Young
It's true. But I'm kind of OK with it.
Zachary Roberts
It's probably sitting in the lighthouse, forgotten like everything else of importance in this show.
Daniel Lewis
Cartoons are better for the imagination
Ayden Rodriguez
I hope he has figured out how to utilize the pieces he took in the future.
Oliver Johnson
his gem looks covered in some sort of white, goopy... stuff
Daniel Johnson
What if Lappy got an egg stuck in her pelvic region, and the eggs started building up inside of her?
John Rogers
>mfw
Angel Howard
It's still an important relationship to show the exposition of. It's the first person Lapis has to forgive. She's Lapis's roommate, and therefore Lapis's first experiences on earth and her comfort with calling it home hinge on them becoming friends. Yet it was shoveled offscreen while we watched Stevonnie race Kevin.
Joshua Young
What if a Lapis sprouted wings out of her EYE
Daniel Carter
>heaven beetles never
Luke Diaz
...
Noah Jackson
I prefer cold tea guy at this point.
Nolan Parker
what
Ryan Ross
Why did god take HFLanon away and leave them alive?
Julian Gomez
>we never saw them play the beetle bongos I'm mad
Ryder Phillips
This place doesn't deserve someone like them.
Jeremiah Parker
Hi /sug/
I drew this for you
Aiden Rogers
just look at his art. of course he's a pedo
Carson Murphy
yes
Xavier Cooper
t. tumblr
Cooper Long
...
Benjamin Kelly
Is that the Flatwoods Monster
Alexander Collins
so I'm feeling pathetic enough to do a few self-indulgent Jasper draw requests. they'll be on paper though
Jeremiah Hill
It's not that good but thank you. You should keep drawing.
Ethan King
...
Tyler Wilson
Doc sitting on Jasper's lap
Christian White
Draw her with armpit hair
Anthony Gomez
love that face
Kevin Miller
I'm glad Jasper got bubbled before she got turned into a meme character for real.
Nolan Roberts
What bothers me is the two aren't mutually exclusive. You can still show a bit of character development in those episodes and still return to the status quo.
And hell, it's not like they don't already subtly reference old episodes as it is.
Jacob Rodriguez
reminds me of someone...but who.
Jayden Price
jasper reading a self help book
Cameron Phillips
no, trust me. I'm almost sure
Ryder Thomas
Jasper Peri headswap
Angel Morales
Don't worry, Zuke still works there, she'll find a way to turn Jasper into a meme.
Connor Wood
>I'm glad Jasper got bubbled before she got turned into a meme character for real. It won't be long before it does happen......
Thomas Morgan
jasper bullying lapis
Daniel Walker
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Nolan Morris
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Easton Mitchell
>not the gem nose So close
Charles Reed
>Hugging a compassionate being swollen with thoughts while being violated delete this
Chase Martin
Why the hell do people like her pubic hair anyways?
Parker Miller
>Darkest Dungeon
well, the gem mutations and the experimentes look kinda eldritch. and the Cluster works as an Eldritch God who will destroy the world when it wakes up/freed from its prison.
Owen Williams
...
Chase Davis
just make sure to give her a massive dong
Luke Martinez
It's like the hair on her head, but not
And I love the hair on her head. I can't parse myself
Ryan Ramirez
>Jasper bullied her throughout the trip back to Earth Sure, but Peridot used Lapis as an informant and interrogated her. Japser may have bullied Lapis, but she at least had some connection with her. Peridot just used her for information to betray Steven with.
I'm also assuming Peridot probably acquired and abducted her on Homeworld. Jasper was brought in simply as muscle.
Julian Reed
...
Ayden Harris
I prefer her cleanly shaven!
Eli Harris
give me your favorite jasper this thread and next thread before we're dead
no memes like "my favorite is a ded one hahaha funny haha"
Jaxon Moore
probably the deadest ship on the entire show, unfortunately
Luke Brown
here's a classic
Austin Ward
PINK DIAMOND IS MY MOMMY I LOVE MY MOMMY
Jayden Smith
rape lol
Ethan Jenkins
...
Brody Brown
not my best but whatever
Jonathan White
>The one piece he took was the archive >The Crystal Gem influenced human development enough that our tech can link to their.
Hudson Gutierrez
draw jasper as zapp brannigan
Christopher Cox
Oh fuck if they pull something like that... >the piece of ship Ronaldo has contains various recordings >they play them >they're from Jasper >this is was reason Kimberly was at the recording studio in May kms
Jace Cruz
...
Leo Sanchez
adorable!
Jaxon James
Well, my favorite Jasper isn't blue board material, but this is a pretty good one for me.
Hunter Long
That's hot They should chain her to a log and drop her in the ocean
Carter Sullivan
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Andrew Cox
>that smile >rape She's clearly enjoying it.
Charles Williams
>too perfect
Nolan Sanders
>small arms
Chase Allen
>jasper small arms >small arms >smol
Charles Young
>confirmed boobs >those hips
So where were you when Jasper was confirmed a total perv who gives herself an erotic body type even though she has no need for it because she doesn't lactate or whatever?
So the yellow part of her knees being all the way down there makes it seem like Peridot should have been a lot taller than she ended up being, even without her limb enhancers. Why did she reform as a deformed little gremlin?
Jaxson Howard
reminder that /fit/ Connie is best Connie
Mason Smith
and she fucked a human
total perv
technically goobs since they're gem boobs
Luke Wright
user rose literally embodies fertility
Oliver Mitchell
i'm so proud
Owen Stewart
>All gems have boobs >They're functionless by default, but they're still there >That means Rubies also have boobs >Which means Becky actually got away with putting a character in her show who only covers her boobs with suspenders The absolute madwoman.
Eli Young
...
Julian Cruz
I don't know, but I think it was always intentional that she would (at some point) lose her limb enhancers. I mean, so far she's the only gem that had robotic limbs.
Asher Sanchez
>smol
Mason Morgan
...
Andrew Davis
But shorty-squad dindu nuffin!
Carson Diaz
what even comes out of their mammary glands if they don't like, eat or drink anything to make boob juice
Matthew Reyes
i made dis
Evan Morgan
quick Jasper before image limit
Liam Rodriguez
My theory is that they're actually some kind of shapeshifting assisting technology that allow her to morph her existing mass into long stubs that end at the elbows and knees.
Jeremiah Flores
I assume they still lactate.
I mean, they fucking cry, right? What's one liquid over another?
Matthew Brooks
Last for Lapis
Jordan Sanders
piss :^)
Dominic Reyes
I have the lapis and japser ones saved! These be good
Samuel Miller
>Peridot >Garnet >Lapis >Pearl wow SU really loves to undevelop it's characters into base-meme cringe factories, can't wait to see how they ruin Jasper, surprisingly Amethyst will be best gem by the end
Nicholas Lewis
>nice >ecin
Mason Powell
Zuke will find a way to ruin both of them.
Lincoln Walker
Oldest Peridot is best Peridot Peridot quality is inversely related to episode number
Brody Allen
I think that was just supposed to be a meaningless background joke. I doubt there'd be any technology or anything in a random chunk of the hull
Gabriel Wilson
another user with great taste, always nice to see one around these parts
>who you calling Pinhead.jpg
John Reed
>surprisingly Amethyst What are you watching season 1 still?
Evan Torres
The material itself is far more advanced than anything else on Earth, including stuff in the CGs' possession.
Chase Allen
Whatever it is it burns blue, or something inside it did. It looks like one of the artery-like conduits from the ceiling of ship that all lead into the power core. Maybe it carried some kind of liquid fuel or the gem equivalent of electricity.
Hunter Gutierrez
Would you say >Lapis' default stance is arms flat at side with balled up fists >Jasper's default stance is arms elevated above body, fists clenched >Peridot's default stance is hands unfurled on hips, legs wide
Caleb Peterson
I made a lapis felt doll
Lucas Turner
Yes. Secret zipper y/n
Thomas Brooks
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!
Robert Roberts
I don't understand why Greg doesn't get more sympathy than he does in the fanbase.
Dude has it stupid rough.
Henry Nguyen
N I even put undies on her
Gabriel Morales
Because he's a straight white male.
Julian Ortiz
And aside from a couple screw-ups (the fake broken leg) he's been able to roll with his weird-ass life while maintaining a saint-like patience and goodwill.
Adrian Ross
>"Some say I have an erection" what did he mean by this?
>Batman Arkham City You "nothing personnel kid" a bunch of gems as Rose during the rebellion. You get to play as Pearl between chapters and watch and cry as Rose fucks these stinky apes she found.
Daniel Baker
>vodoo doll you want to rape lappy don't you? but seriously, it's cute
Nathan Howard
someone going to make a new thread?
Leo Watson
>steambot chronicles or >VA-11 Hall-A YES YES YES First one is easy >trotmobiles are actually cannibilized gem-tech >globetrotters are the crystal gems >steven goes True Hero route
>VA-11 Hall-A Shit nigga, I don't know It would be cool, though.
Gabriel Brown
yes on page 10
Eli Moore
Wasn't Lapis' gem broken when she was in the mirror? The CG probably didn't release her because they assumed she'd just be corrupted anyway.
Noah Rodriguez
Destiny >Play as elite Homeworld gems spacefaring to protect a dying Homeworld from big bad other-alien-race threats >The player classes determine which Diamond's court you're in >The Diamonds are the vanguards (Yellow Diamond for Titans, White Diamond for Hunters, Blue Diamond for Warlocks) >The ghosts are the robonoids
I've never wanted something like this as much as I do right now.
Matthew Watson
Dreamy. >3D Jasper in the thread
Jayden Allen
Where?
Justin Smith
...
Andrew Howard
so this shit is official?
Nicholas Gutierrez
More like "Lappy makes me fappy"
Daniel Hernandez
Okay
Ethan Garcia
yes, everyone has know this for moths, get with the times
Adam Kelly
This is crazy fake and has been around for months. You can even see default art-brushes used in the background.
Just caught up with the last 5 episodes. What's the general consensus on them?
For me:
Buddy's Book 6/10 "okay." I liked the moral. Seeing Rose is always fun. Structure-wise the episode felt like it wanted 22 minutes to do more; the story-in-a-story structure felt rushed to fit in 11. Mindful Education 5/10 great visuals, good moral, but the first half did a poor job setting up the second half. Felt like the core concept (Connie does something she feels bad about, making Steven reflect on the things he feels bad about) could have used multiple episodes like the Transmitter, and "I broke a kid's arm" being resolved entirely offscreen felt lame. Future Boy Zoltron 7/10 "Steven helps someone with a friendship problem" always feels more like a plot out of the-show-which-must-not-be-named, but it works here. The setup was kinda eh, until we meet Mr. Frowny. Last One Out Of Beach City 8/10 I wanted to hate it. But it took the whole idea light-heartedly enough that it worked for me. If I wasn't a sucker for primitivist garage rock, I probably wouldn't have liked it Onion Gang 6/10 The best Onion episode so far. I dislike Onion episodes. The show's animation isn't good enough to carry a mute character.
>gives mindful education the worst rating even though all the other episodes are worthless and shitty who do you even think you are
Juan Anderson
I get that opinion; none of the others really move the story forward at all. Realistically, it was a "fine" episode. But I just disliked the wasted potential to cover the ideas more thoroughly and with a bit more subtlety.
Leo Harris
I agree about ME, I was only really into the part where Steven started freaking out
Caleb Sanchez
I didn't like how all of the "adults" were all "oh Connie you fucking merced someone? You must feel awful, poor you!"
Aaron Robinson
>Connie didn't get expelled or at least detention
Luis Martinez
Page 10.
Nolan Martinez
>Connie is probably an A+ student taking AP classes >expelled ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahhahahaha hah
Ayden Long
I don't really care about "punishments" because it's clear that the world of Steven Universe treats the legal system and human society as, basically, a joke, but some expression of fear or disappointment or concern beyond "oh your fee fees" would have been nice from either Pearl or Garnet. Hell, even a minute of Connie's mom/dad berating her would have left a better taste in my mouth.
I think I know why they omitted it; the episode was jam-packed as it is. They had to pack in a ton of shit and kind of let their usual laconic pacing fall by the wayside. Which again, leads to my criticism that it should have been multiple episodes, at least 2, probably 3.
Developing Pearl's emotions and the characters perception of Pearl over the course of the Transmitter arc worked really well; the perceptual gap between episodes (even if one picks up shortly after the last) let the opinions stew and gave some gravity, some stakes to the situation. Frankly, I was shocked when Stevonnie fell off the arena with so little time left in the episode; it felt like a horrible mistake. With so little time, they couldn't even manage to find the time to make it seem like there were any stakes to what was happening on screen before Stevonnie was lying in the grass looking up at the sky. Poorly structured.
Austin Wilson
I got detention for teasing a kid who pulled a knife on me.
Schools are weird.
Jacob Carter
i i don't know man i need something new befor hiatus
Dylan Bennett
Maybe don't tease kids with knives user
Luke Gonzalez
I teased him before I knew he had a knife; that's why he pulled the knife on me.
I called him "fat boy". He was fat. I was also fat.
Lincoln Sullivan
Hope you learned your lesson about being retarded then
Robert Wilson
Yeah, I did.
I feel really bad about it. The kid had issues, and I contributed to/exacerbated them. I think about it every month or two and feel bad.
I think he was expelled or transferred, the dumb motherfucker pulled a knife off campus then brought it back on and put it in his locker.
Bentley Watson
we need a new thread
Henry Murphy
I ain't doin' it.
Juan Miller
Then make a new one, its not that hard
Benjamin Ramirez
I've had bad experiences making threads in the past
Eli Smith
I would, but i don't have any good image at the moment.
Julian Cruz
...
Josiah Perez
what if we just didn't make one and
leave on our own terms instead of being kicked out like dogs!