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Good Morning! edition

Good evening, friends! Tonight I bring you the exciting resolution to last night's conflict. Here we see Ryan brought to justice by the mighty hands of-

Ah, /doag/, I confess. I'm joking with you. Resolution is for suckers! Wouldn't you rather see a nice comic with a girl looking things up on tumblr? Of course you would.

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>skids and nautica
Who and who?

>Skids and Nautica
Did Willis make Amber a Transformers fan? I don't actually know if that's the case.

And, well, I can't say that I care for this strip. It's just another case of Wow It's Nothing.

so which version of the patreon comic from last night did he go with?

Oh stupid Amber, your ship is inferior.

And 1/2 dead.

Amber's been a Transformers fan since the beginning

the better one

I just never knew. It's not really come up.

Also, I forget if Tumblr was even popular enough for Transformers canary back in 2010.

>she doesnt even want to be amber anymore

Wanna bet Willis won't go back to this plotline for another two years?

I honestly don't know, but do DID sufferers call out which identity they "should do" like this, or is it just bad writing. It honestly feels more like typical superhero secret identity stuff, like Batman saying I should do some Bruce Wayne time to keep up appearances.

So he's opting to leave a huge plot hole open for three months?

she was more of a TMNT fan in shortpacked wasn't she?

no, because thats not a huge plot hole and who the fuck cares whether she says out loud that she can get the photo back

Willis should have probably gone with thought bubbles here. No one talks to themselves straight out of bed. Also, yet more evidence that Amber is way too much of a computer nerd to pull off that Amazi-Girl shit

Other than that, it's not half-bad. We'll probably have to wait a while for something worth getting properly angry about

my bet's another six

Rape.

Good.

It's a sliding "comic time" time scale. It is simultaneously 2010 and whatever the current year is when you read it. When Jurassic World came out, there were references to it, for example. And Dina referenced something in her roommate agreement with Amber that didn't exist in 2010. It's wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. And above all, an excuse for Willis to put in whatever cultural references he wants to.

I wish I was surprised by this.

It's bad writing and typical secret-identity crap. She doesn't have DID. She just thinks she does.

Longer than that, I'm sure.

Also, I'm sure Dina overheard this and is questioning which one of them is supposed to be the "normal" one in their room.

...

Also did some character designs.

This will be Marcy's parody character BB.

Daddy's finally giving the cummies.

What's her face is really lucid considering the whole date rape drug thing.

And here's Malya's parody Janette.

Don't worry, the drugs will be REALLY kicking in soon.

It's a bit on the nose but not bad.

BB's eyes terrify me.

I had the idea when I thought of white pikmin.

Then I thought that would be good for a funny gag.

You need to have an actual plot to have plot holes

This

Found this preview panel that I found interesting.

Interesting as in making me wonder what the fuck I am looking at.

It's Willis' way of showing off that Kept Jacques talks to him on Twitter.

those doll eyes, yeesh

Oh is that who it is?
I thought it was just some random anime girl he drew.

Guess Willis truly can't come up with new characters.

>Man this class is hella boring
>I wish I were at home getting raped by my pet tentacle monster

>It's wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.
God I hate when people say this.

I kind of hate it too, but it's my go-to when something is ridiculously shenanigan-y (okay, that doesn't sound any better) when it comes to time.

Let me try again:
Willis's timeframes are all over the place and pretty much only work how he wants them to, not how it would make sense.

>that last panel
the fuck? I must have missed some pages, last I saw was just the little guy into being dressed as a girl.

its not "simultaneously 2010 and the current year". its just the current year.
its not that confusing, jesus christ

what comic is this?

Curiosity piqued. What is this and where can I find more?

So is this Amber's grades going to slip because she spends all night fighting the rampant campus crime or is Willis going to pull something out of his ass to save her? (Like Amazi-Girl does all her homework or some shit).

Is that Krieger's holo-anime wife?

She's so smart she doesn't need to study properly

Well, this was the last thing that happened before the current strip.

We can only assume that talking about feelings lead into something else.
freakanimes.com/collegeusa/
The site isn't caught up to what Cred Forums is yet.

Is that supposed to be Momo? Because that's a pretty shitty Momo

That's the entirety of Amber's character
>She's so x she doesn't need to do thing that is required to maintain x.
>x is any positive quality

And I thought Becky was a Mary Sue.

I almost feel like Willis writes these kinds of traits into his characters so that he can handwave away any nitpicks about why his cast is barely in class or doesn't spend time studying. It's almost as if he associates studying with being evil.

I think it's supposed to be Fart-Chan, which is what Jeph uses on his Twitter and some other stuff.

pastebin.com/5MwZPhsE

To be fair, academically we've never seen Amber doing well at anything other than programming. Granted, academically we rarely see anyone doing anything.

As far as we know they take two courses: Math with a British guy and women's studies with lesbian pun.

amber isnt in either of those classes

We've seen her in programming, as I found out last thread. She coded a website and made it printable in the last few minutes of class.

Which really isn't the feat that Willis likes to imagine it is

Starting to wonder if that's a Giffany ripoff.

itswalky.tumblr.com/post/150758499657/is-this-person-citing-an-anime-in-their-argument

wow you guys are embarassing.

I think it's more embarrassing that he thinks it's an anime when it's (primarily) a video game. A pretty decent one at that, barring DR3.

That said, whoever wrote that is an idiot because his comparison makes 0 sense.

Someone explain what the fuck that person's comment means, please

Actually it's even worse because the excerpt he pulled says game. So nigga can't read.

No idea, Danganronpa is like the Homestuck of Japanese VNs.

No it's not. That'd be Fate/Stay

See, this is why Willis fans don't listen to us. He finds idiots like these to mock and his fans think that we're all babbling idiots with shoddy arguments

I mean, for fuck's sake, the guy forgot about Mary, Willis's most blatant moustache-twirling Christian

Fate/Stay is coherent.

And DanganRonpa isn't?

It's gibberish. The person may have had a point in there, somewhere, but it's buried beneath all that crappy grammar.

I think he's trying to compare Junko to Willis's villains, which is stupid because Junko's also cartoonishly villainous for no clear reason

Nope.

>Junko's also cartoonishly villainous for no clear reason

She's bored.
You find out that she's bored of everything because, since she's "the ultimate analysis" she can predict what's going to happen like seven steps ahead. Despair though, despair is unpredictable. So she wants everything to be despair, which was why she even gets off on her own death. Because she wasn't expecting it.

>Trap porn
I'm surprised Willis himself hasn't gone there yet. Who cares about dumb girls who used to be guys when there's cute guys dressing up as girls?

I don't see how Willis can talk shit about anime when 70% of his comic is him jerking off to Young Justice and Transformers toys.

Is there a non-shitty momo? Because the only canonical one is drawn by Jacques

>That cringey dialogue
We get it. You like rapists.

Who is that mahou shoujo in the back? I bet she could stop Ryan.

She's too busy fighting Witches and dealing with her repressed lust for her fellow magical girls.

Maybe Ryan will get possessed by a sex demon and there will be a team-up!

Nah, he'll make a contract and go around roofying women while wearing the costume. His weapon will be a bottle of Sierra Mist filled with GHB. Gonna rape all them Witches.

>See, this is why Willis fans don't listen to us.

Nah, they wouldn't anyway. You know that edit of the end of the insane Becky arc, when she actually parts with her father realistically instead of flipping him off or whatever? It's basically regarded as full of bullshit because they can't see how it'd make sense for her to feel sad about a guy who kidnapped her; completely unfazed and ignorant of the fact that it's still her father, of course.

Also because it removes her "I want to be a scientist" remark or something, which they think is implying something.