Why are cartoons so hot? Real life people can never compete with these idiolized sculptures if beauty and personality

A Mrs. Loud thread? OKAY!

every single one of those are shit except for the top and bottom ones on the far right.

>why am I more attracted to adult women than little girls
you've come full circle to questioning our completely normal desires.

Lucy is beautiful and dark

>calling Moon Butterfly shit
Think again, buster.

T H I C C !

No chin ass head anal waste. No thanks.

I want to bite that ass

Reminder that Rita takes away her children's bedsheets when they misbehave

Because of character designers with the right fetishes.

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She's regal and fancy as hell, though. Major turn-on. Plus, Grey Griffin gives her a snooty accent TO DIE FOR.

[oinking intensifies]

user knows what's up

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child, hit puberty already jfc

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is this what men find attractive

All of them are hit, especially belsons mom, clarences mom, and rita.

>female user
Tits or gtfo

Your faceless cartoon momfu is shit

YOUR WEEB SHIT IS INFERIOR FIGHT ME NIGGA

CLARENCE'S MOM MAKES ME GO CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>recessed chin
>hot

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Hey, leafys popular aint he?

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Part of it is just super-stimulus. But that doesn't explain why not everyone prefers cartoons. But I may have an answer.

It may have to do with 'types'. People are generally most attracted to certain types of people. It's likely this evolved to prevent excessive mate competition within a group, in order to maintain some biodiversity and reduce tension among a social species. It could be that waifufags have inherited a 'type' that is particularly susceptible to this sort of super-stimulation.

1v1 ME IRL BICH. YOU AIN'T SHIT.

Ive fapped to rinko and still fap to rita. Eat my splodge.

Let me get in on this. If you're dissin' Rita Loud then we're gonna throw hands

Post rare ritas

Reminds me of that turtle from Looney Tunes

Close to no screentime?

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>these small boops
Just no.

He's shaking it all wrong

Their knuckles frighten and disturb me

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Because they are shit. belsons mom is cute as hell tho

>weeb nicole
No

She probably got fucked by alot of black dudes in her high school years. I mean she made 11 kids for christ sake, this woman loves sex.

>slimthicc

mono boobs and wide as the grand canyon hips?
its too bad cartoons can't have huge tits or i would be all over that. i don't like having to do it myself, ya know?

>black dudes

is she a faceless mom trope?
i do like that since its less for me to draw...

You know it's true. With a woman that thick.

No consequence weight gain.

Thickness.

Dude,have you ever seen Tommy's mom's (from Robotboy) huge hips.
Robotboy was an European cartoon (which are usually unpopular),but this was the only character that stood out really well from the rest of the cast.

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Is it me, or do cartoons promote Thick more than real-life media?

The last time women interacted with anons without reproach, feeling threatened, or even just plain grossed out was when they were small, harmless children.

Anons wish women would still treat them that way, so they project on to cartoon children.

If only /aco/ wasn't just a sewer for /d/, I would literally fap to nothing else.

>He knows where this is headed, he just doesn't know he's going to enjoy it yet.

What is /trash/

Oh definitely, curvy body types have been a cartoon staple forever
God bless thirsty animatiors

If I made my own cartoon series, I'd fill it with absurdly thick women.

like the ones in dexter? or...you'll try a new style.

no, he means THICC cartoon ladies
i would too, its a shame all we get is just wide hips

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Rita would never soil herself with ghetto trash. Maybe blacks that act like resoectable people, but we all know shes the sub in mr louds bedroom.

Paging Shadman....

Very, very thick women. The whole cast is full of them, and quite varied in look.

>Real life people can never compete with these idiolized sculptures if beauty
Maybe real life males, rl females can be more or as beautiful.

/fit/ >THICC. Prove me wrong.

just move to France then

I'm actually really surprised Shadman hasn't touched the Loud House cast yet.

In my cartoon, all women will be THICK.

None of them look hot

Animu milfs win by a landslide

He did.

The best cartoon will be the one that has good loli and good MILFs.

Nicole doesnt have fat ass and thicghs like rita [spoler] even though shes still hot in her own way

Oh if only Pixar had designed her to be THICK.

She single-handedly would have popularized Thickness in pop culture.

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She is a retired superhero with multiple births. Seems like getting chubby would have made sense.

And what a knockout she would have been.

Her design, as is, is aggravatingly prudish.

Both the parents are, technically, but we have a slightly better idea of what Mr. Loud looks like than his wife.

Nice thread Greg

this is my best guess

If it were Bitchtits the post would've been completely illegible.

Man, remember when Cred Forums had standards for their animated MILFs?

What the fuck happened?

Saw this being posted a mile away

I wish Atomic Betty's mom was THICK.

I don't know why, but women in CGI tend to be modeled really thin.

ever since this episode aired...I knew

we had lost the way...

It sucks. We could have had many Thick women in CGI films by now.

iF YOU INSULT A MOD THEY WILL BAN YOU FOR LOLI.

SPECIALLY IF YOU TELL THEM TO "GO BACK TO GAMBIA"

Two of those look like a black mama with her pants off.

I will say black culture ingration and fat positivity has done wonders for the THICC lovers in recent years.

well , I worked on rigging characters in CG, and believe me , its a lot more easy when they are thin .
But I too would prefer more cg meat on them .

Because they're not real and so you can project your fantasies onto them and they'll never disappoint you. They will always be the way you want them to be.

People, on the other hand, will never be the way you want them to be because they're always going to be beyond what you can imagine. They are real.

I imagine anything is possible with the right algorithms.

Hopefully the content will only intensify as the Mainstream embraces the Thick.

Ya'll want the serious answer? here it is.

Cartoons are symbolic. How you interpret that symbol is entirely up to you and your subconcious. So yes, they are incredibly fucking hot because they're a SYMBOL for hotness. They're attractive because we can read the artist's intent for them to be attractive. That's a fundamental part of human nature. Men in caves jacked it to stick figures and funny shaped rocks, because what they saw with their mind was not the same as what they saw with their eyes.

Cartoons are shorthand for fantasies. The simplest or most complex design doesn't represent the real thing, but the mind fills in the gaps. And the mind, most of the time, fills in the gaps with what it likes best.
So yes, a drawing can easily be sexier than what's real.

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GUYS

i SWEAR we have had this EXACT SAME CONVERSATION BEFORE. like, post for post, but a month ago.

are some of you crazed FPS bots that just repeat the same things over and over forever?

france does it again!
is there no stopping the thickpocolypse?

Whos this spunk fairy?

because you're autistic and the exagurated, over simplification of human emotion is the only way you can feel sympathy or empathy because the social nuances of real people are alien, intimidating, and frustrating to you

>a month ago

More like a week ago.

Did someone say Ice Cream!?

Who doesn't wish Elastigirl was Thick?

Yes, why wouldn't we?

I don't fuck cartoons, because I don't like paper cuts on my dick.

>not finding simplified over exaggerated emotions attractive
Your autistic for not enjoying that, user.

Because you are a cherry-picking fucktard.

user, only one those have a chin, they would all probably look like Leafy if he was a MILF.

Willow from A Kind of Magic

It's the level of detail. No cartoon is EVER going to have the level of detail to show all the pores, moles, wrinkles, hairs, or textures that a real, flawed human has- unless it's played for a gross-out gag. Cartoons have enough of the human form to relate to, and none of the messy details.

So, being a spaz about having a cartoon waifu just magnifies you lack of critical awareness of the art form and how it works. Whereas, just the basic act of having a 2d waifu is kind of inevitable.

I think its because the iversized features(bigger eyes, breasts, mouths) are just hotter imo.

i would say JUST but I think having a wife like that is a good payoff

That's not what he asked

He asked why lolishit is always more popular than fullbodied adult women

Lolis tend to be drawn more attractive.

have you seen gwen tennyson?

You just described why. They are ideals, perfect and pristine ideals that have the potential to conform to any definition of perfection that you might have. And their simplified forms are expressive, unrestrained by the laws of reality, but at the same time they do away with the subtle imperfections that can make a real person ugly. It depends on the character, the artist, and personal preference, of course, but in the 2D realm, there's something for everyone.

you know, I like how aggressively heterosexual this show is in every single way except that one presumably mandated instance. Good shit. I also like how that recent episode basically gave him stand-ins for his sisters to go on a date with

It wasnt a mandated instance, and honestly the mcbrides are better characters then there annoying as fuck son. Also, yeah that was hot that the dates were stand ins for the sisters he must be fucking lynn luan luna and lucy at night

I mean, they basically tried to set him up on dates with themselves. so I reckon they've got the hots for him
meanwhile the one he actually enjoys hanging out with is just girl version of himself

Mrs. Loud as on of those women whose boobs permanently gain a bit of size every time they get pregnant.

beautiful
as it should be

id watch if she had tits like that

Isn't that the problem they're finding with shooting TV with high def nowadays? It shows all the wrinkles and junk?

Well there are respectable black guys who are into big thicked and big booty girls.

i dont know but i love it.

I wanna squish those tits with my teeth

Those are fine, but not the pants sagging ghetto kind.

I have never seen a cartoon male as good-looking as Robert Redford.

You all suck

>ppl liking cartoon women

your tastes are bad and you should feel bad.

the only 2d superior to real women is anime 2d

That's your business because...?