Anyone else excited to see how bad that peice of shit storks fails at the box office?

Anyone else excited to see how bad that peice of shit storks fails at the box office?

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>One of the selling points in Australia is that Peter Hellier voices the wolf pack

This movies DOA here

Who the fuck is peter hellier?

I thought it seemed pretty funny even though the concept is shit.

A lot of the jokes from the trailer were funny.

Some shitty fat Australian 'comedian'.

Doesn't seem that bad, just seems like a regular kids movie. No need to get autistic about it.

I'l be laughing harder if it doesn't. It's cutesy feel good stuff, people will eat it up.

I'm hungry for it so bring it on. And speaking of abortions, i'm hoping this movie will cleanse my memory of Dory.

Fuck you faggot. It looks like it will at least be good.

no. it doesn't look that bad, and even if I didn't like it, seeing it fail wouldn't excite me or anything

But it looks pretty good.

>le grumpy old Cred Forums poster

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I expect it's a movie WB expects to take a loss on or break even with so not really excited or concerned.

It looks to be the best of the crappy CGI movies coming out before awards season.

Not interested in the movie itself but I'll keep my eye on it because I wa t Warner Brothers to make animated movies again.

If they were smart enough to fund The Lego Movie, I'm sure they can still make good shit.

Even if the movie does poorly, Lego Batman is going to do gangbusters anyway.

Is it done by the same people who did Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

No, those guys are busy with Lego Batman and the second Lego movie. This movie just copies their art style.

wait what, what was wrong with Dory?

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expected.

It's a childrens cartoon movie, user.

I get that you're interested in not seeing it. Did you ever stop once to think that's maybe because you're growing up a little bit, and not a fault of the movie?

You kind of sound like an angry teenager whose mom is dragging him to go along with his little brothers and sisters to a movie that's a bit to young for him.

So how does childbirth work in this movie of the parents aren't doing benis in bagina?

>tfw no Katie crown gf

Im only predisguted because I know theres gonna be a lot of porn of the baby.

They drive to a hospital and pick it up instead of having it home-delivered.

Subtle request is subtle.

Just for retrospect, this is what a fetus actually looks like at 8 weeks.

It looks both cute and horrifying.

Just because it's a kid film doesn't give it a free pass to not try.


And it makes it worse that this is the same place that made the LEGO movie. It worries me what is going on with their team. That movie understood pacing. This one feels like it's being played at 1.2x speed

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Are they going to fuck?

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When do they fuck, eh?

I would

It has no competition so I doubt it'll fail. The next big general audience movie is Moana in November.

Personally, I am not interested. It seems like a kids film, not a family film like Kino or Moana.

How would you know if you haven't seen it?

You're bitching because you're not interested in the premise. Which is fine, because you're not supposed to be. Not all movies are for you.

Jesus Christ look at the dick and balls on that thing.

Please tell me they fuck

Constantly. Just not with each other.

>sexual tension
>human feet
>BIRD feet
>furry undertones
>interspecies romance

I'm surprised you fucking niggers aren't already in line cause that pic has everything you fags like.

killing a bird isn't murder

but it's human womanXnonhuman male and that's the not the good combo

So they want a guy banging a stork girl?

really I would prefer if the movie was only about the wolf pack because that looks like the best parts of the movie

Yeah. Probably so they can self insert themselves as the male.