Do you think maybe doomsday was so mad because he didnt have a wiener

do you think maybe doomsday was so mad because he didnt have a wiener

This movie was so boring I fell asleep. I didn't do that ever since that last wolverine movie

Doomsday was in bvs? Coulda fooled me

>boring
the most nothing word of nothing words

I would be


Think about it.

He's the dickless one in a world full of dicks. Then super dick comes along.

No because doomsday is Zod and Zod was aggressively asexual.

I wish you guys actually understood these movies instead of memeing all the time.

>Zod was aggressively asexual.
Kek. Where do you come up with this shite?

Snyderfags just write fanfiction to excuse all of the plot holes at this point.

He'll come along in a minute to blow you the fuck out, i'm sure, so i'll just say- kill you are self.

Kek. You can't even come up with anything.

>Kal was the first natural birth in centuries
>Zod calls it heresy
>Jor talks about Kryptonians breeding people for specific purposes

>I was bred for a single purpose, to serve Krypton

Zod was never going to bear children.

You fuckers are so willfully ignorant. It really is infuriating.

Kek. Lol sure.

He outright calls the idea of natural birth heresy. That's not even subtext you stupid fuck.

Krypton's culture is depicted as sterile and asexual in Man of Steel. They no longer breed through sex but in sterile breeding chambers and the idea of natural birth is so alien to them. They are so repressed sexually that their environment is filled with subliminal penis ships and vaginal doors because they can only express their sexuality subconsciously.

And everytime Zod tries to setup a new colony he fails because he doesn't have the codex even though he has that fine piece of ass subcommander Faora whom he never sees as more than a warrior.

His krypton dies because he chases after a reproduction macguffin because he can't see any other means of reproduction.

How do you guys not get such a basic aspect of the character?

>Snyder fanfiction

woah

>I post with the sole intention of making posters who actually explain their positions mad

wew

The shit Snyderfags come up with to defend him is truly outrageous. Pure doublethink at its best.

Kek. Basic aspect. Keep thinking that, Snyder.

So women with barren wombs are asexual?

see

Kek. Can't even defend himself. Nice doublethink, buddy.

>sees Jor El had sex
>screams HERESY

This is not that hard to grasp, user.

Kek. Has to refer to old posts and doesn't provide anymore. You're lazy.

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Lol I'm sorry a fucking superman movie is too intelligent for you.

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I'm pretty angry right now.

Nice blog, but stay on-topic.

Kek. Sure, I understood Man of Shit just fine.

What makes you tick?

Just the (You)'s?

Kek. Keep crying.

What PS4 game is this?

Kek. Backpedaling this hard. It's rich coming from you.

Kek. All this shitposting.
Kinda lazy.

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@86473392
total non sequitur my man

Kek. Copying me because he can't come up with anything else.

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Kek. Calling the kettle black.

Kek. Even/tv/ has a better level of discourse than this.

I'm sorry you're too stupid for big guy memes.

Kek. More backpedaling.

For you. ;^)

Kek. Getting this mad.

I did that during Civil War. Missed nothing important, woke up for Queens. It was a good nap.

Yes, that is a basic aspect of his character. What about that did you not understand? inb4 "kek" rebuttal

i don't know if you can see they were asexual, although considering the zealot dimension i'd say you'd need to make more connections to be able to present a strong case