How did he get so fucking big?

There isn't a whale shitting immediately offshore once a day for years.

>What happens when the lady dog goes into heat near him?
Obviously, he was neutered as a pup

She's a rabbit user
Obviously Clifford ate her and that's why they moved out of the city

Doesn't mean he can't whip out the lip stick

>yfw clifford is just a kid friendly adaptation of Of Mice and Men

We dump billions of tonnes of waste into the ocean every year and there are like hundreds of millions of Indians indirectly shitting into the Indian Ocean and yet fishing industry still exists. Clifford is only like a bit larger than an elephant, why would his waste have any measurable effect on the ocean?

But who's gonna be Lenny

Bane flakes.

I had a lot of issues accepting Clifford as serious literature as well user. I mean, this was at age 4-5, so you might be just slightly late on this.

Rabbit best girl

Superior Clifford coming through

I had mine beforehand, but she helped further it to fruition.

She got double dubs on an anonymous image board

>We dump billions of tonnes of waste into the ocean every year

Yeah, but not in the immediate vicinity of birdwell island, which is what matters

>it's an expansion episode

You know user, I watched this show as a kid, and I never even thought about this. But now you've planted the seed in my head. Fuck.

Birdwell Island was so damn comfy

the kid pour to much love into him until he was gigantic

>The Superior Clifford

THE DIE IS CAST!

Clifford ate plutonium
He mistook it for a bone
No one knows how he got the isotope
But it turned up in his puppyhood home

Clifford eats his own waste. This solves the feeding problem too

Her parents don't Eat Love the way he does, gain great physical power from the forces of human emotion. I swear, he's some form of demon.

>ywn go to the Halloween party with Emily Elizabeth

Emily Elizabeth is such a nice name.

>They sell it as fertilizer, which is how they can even afford a dog his size.
That actually makes a lot of sense

how does he not die

Imagine having to say her name in bed.

I always thought their Halloween celebration thing seemed pretty crappy and lame

guess I was a really materialistic kid

that look like shit desu

Could a giant whale choke on his shit? I feel sorry for the man who has to clean up his poo.

Love

Would be pretty great.

A dog is not the only thing that love can make big....

That will be covered in the adult series Clifford's Big Red Log.

>storing your dog's waste

I'd kinda like to name my daughter after her if I ever had one but I'm hesitant because it just sounds so extremely white

It really doesn't.

youtube.com/watch?v=PbhHWbg_Aa4
>I might be smaaaall
>But I'm on the baaaal
>I might be little
>I might get stuck in the middle
>But there's one thing we know
>Love makes little things grow-oo-woah

Why is he red?

Nah, if anything it may cause a small rise in the populations of shit eating animals.

The blood of all the dogs he had to devour to grow that size.

How big is Clifford's penis? Is it too big for Emily Elizabeth to suck him off?

>How big is Clifford's penis?
Extremely large for a dog his size.

>Is it too big for Emily Elizabeth to suck him off?
Not if she grows into a giantess to do it.

She's the right size to just hop on top and rub her entire body up and down its length.

she could use his sheath has a sleeping bag too

>not loving your Aryan ancestry

name her leona laquisha then

That too, though it would be difficult. Think about it: she would have to try to get a grip on a large rocket and then try and squirm on it. All that lube would make it worse.

She's been with Clifford since his birth, so she'd know all of his weak spots, of course.

So she's a total size queen? She has had to take at least a bit of his length at one point, right?

Is Elizabeth her last name or middle or rather part of her first name?

It's probably a part of her first name if not her middle name and she just like it said like that.

Ehh, maybe. But when he started getting too big, she had to resort to blowjobs, handjobs, and eventually bodyjobs.

...

Explain

>I'd kinda like to name my daughter after her
Norman Bridwell thought it was a good name for his daughter too.

Her lat name is Howard in the show

this thread has been the best thing all day.

>big
>red
>feeds on emotion
>noone seems to really question him or notice him

I think you may be onto something here, he has all the sings of a malevolent spirit inhabiting a dog.

I always had a crush on Emily Elizabeth.

Sucks she probably got BLACKED by her Jamaican friend.

>Clifford grew because of love he received
hmmmm

>What happens when the lady dog goes into heat near him?

He's red because of the blood from all that bitch pussy he has ripped with his big red rocket.

What was his issue?

What show?

Dog fertilizer is not very effective.

He was bleak, man.

Boku no Lurk Moar

Clifford's Really Big Movie

I want to see Clifford fight Godzilla

But it is gigantic red dog fertilizer

Good taste. Although my first was from Pippi.
>And as someone else pointed out, if Emily Elizabeth's love made Clifford grow, then why are her parents normal-sized? Does she not love them?
She did, it's just that
>1. Clifford was a baby, so he had time to "grow" when he got older
>2. Emily's parents were already adults, obviously, so their growth time was used up by then.

youtu.be/_Eix1CDVHYE

Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai

She's a fucking druid, you loon. Her powers include size increase, supreme intelligence, and the ability to maintain her appearance through sacrifice.