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Post your favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force quote/joke. Hard mode, no pic related.

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GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

CORN!

my dad owns a dealership

What chu mean I sound young?
I am big and mature, and an adult, and I pike me some choose choose trains cause they go choo choo

Oh, nice. I am kinda hungry.

OK, HAVE ACRAPPY WEEKEND, HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN.

it's not gonna be like last time is it?

THIS TIME, THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.
BUHAHAHAHAA

INSIDE OUT?

Gentlemen, vegetables have threatened man for generations.

"Thank God I set this to 'Jamaican'"

"What are you doing here?"

10 million bottles of beer on the wall
10 million bottles of beer
>999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

>Don't you be givin' it to me in no sippy cup. I'm a adult and I deserve an adult glass

Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

>Why is anything anything?

That's why you gooltta eat your boogers, America.

>Look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Because if I woke up looking like THAT, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Total ReCarl is probably the most quotable episode in the entire series.

The bun is in your mind

"I LIVE HERE ASSHOLE"

Ted Nuget?
No...Jee Wizz...

"That's your suggestion?"
"Yeah. That's it."
"Well, it's a damn good one! Tonight, you may spank yourself."

You gotta study me, like a pupil.
>LIKE A PUPILAHAHAHA

Its by far my favourite.
Its always the first that comes to mind.

Well, okay then

"I'm straight, teeth are for gay people"

>meaty meaty moo

"It was your own damn fault for acting like a ghoul"

>Y'know what?
>I wanna dog.
>Well, let's go make you one!
>Hey Frylock, I want some money.
>Then get a job!
>WHAT THE- HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS?!

COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN!

"Hey, backwoods retard. Not now. Not ever."

I'm Gary. Gary the dairy fairy.

Nude love
Moves over me
Like a storm

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I LOVE YOUR BOOTY BUT I'M NOT GAY!

requiescat in pace

YOU MAKE OUR HOUSE BLEED RIGHT NOW

I only know words like ball....
and good...
and RAPE.

There is no escaping the quad lazer

>We have successfully traveled eons across both space and time through the Far Gate. To get free cable!
>I think it's a Star... Gate?
>It's the Far Gate! F! It's different from that movie which I have never seen, so how would I copy it?
>Chill, man. It's alright. Let's just turn it on.
>I just want to make sure that we are clear that it's the Far Gate. It goes far, get it? There is no way it came from that movie, or that syndicated series based on the movie.
>But, it sure was a good movie.
>Ya, yes it was. Turn on the TV. Maybe it's on.

> That's soap? Really. Well it kind of smells like waste.
> Well... one man's waste is another man's... soap!

>Check it out, yall. I put my shoes on and now I'm standing on the chair cushion.
>
>And plus the chair's haunted.
I love Meatwad's delivery on this one.

>TONIGHT YOU

>Oh man...I think he went through the Star Ga-
>IT IS THE FAAAAAAR GATE! From the makers of Findependence Day, we'll give it a mohawk and wheelchair if you need help!

I don't know why but I always crack up at "Findependence Day".

everything in the clowning

>They're shorties alright, SHORT PEOPLE!

>I better do something fast or the only short thing around here is going to be.... MY LIFE!

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>sammy the gerbil
>and his muffin adventure!

I'M GONNA HUG THE BREATH RIGHT OUTTA YOU!

I don't know why I have these night-vision goggles...