Tommorrow, Brevoort, Quesadilla, and Alonso are fired. YOU are put in charge of Marvel comics. out of apathy...

Tommorrow, Brevoort, Quesadilla, and Alonso are fired. YOU are put in charge of Marvel comics. out of apathy, the Disney executive above you tells you to "Just do whatever the fuck you want and never bother me again"
What do you do?

No? no one gonna answer?

bring dark beast back and/or flesh out dark beast's history with the morlocks and emma frost

Beast, Psylocke, Dr. Strange and Forge go to mojoworld

Nightcrawler, Daredevil and Illyana fight the Black Hand which has teamed up with demons from Limbo

leave moon knight alone, it's doing fine

collaborate with Boom Studios to continue Venus, Cluster, and Arcadia.

exocommunicate Bendis, trespass him from marvel studios for life. let him go fuck up DC

cancel gwenpool

bring back S.H.O.C. as a guest character in several titles and ask if fans like him enough to put give him a home somewhere

Deadpool joins Morbius and other monster characters for hijinks

Cable and Bishop team up

Dr. Cecilia Reyes and Punisher team up. Reyes wins a nobel prize for curing some disease but has to figure out which pharmaceutical company is sending mercenaries to kill her

Licensed, official porn.

>Girl Thor ends, real Thor takes his name back
>No more Squirrel Girl outside of cameos
>Riri Iron Man ends prematurely. Monica Rambeau gets a solo instead
>No more new legacy heroes unless it makes sense story wise
>Writers are able to do non-canon stories/runs freely
>Series/characters can be left alone if a writer demands it
>No politics in comics unless it's subtle/well done. No extereme biases for any sides
>Inhumans aren't fucking cunts anymore. Only 1 Inhuman book until sales prove they're popular
>X-Men brought back into the forefront
>The kid X-Men are finally fucking sent back
>Fantastic Four brought back
>Guardians of the Galaxy is used to expand cosmic side. New characters, particularly villains
>Howard the Duck is brought back
>Captain Marvel gets normal hair. No more dyke cut
>Initiative for original characters to be made. Bonus point for not a mutant/inhuman
>No constant relaunches
>Events only happen every 2-4 years
>Don't copy the MCU. Focus on making great stories that the MCU can later adapt

>put more editorial pressure on mediocre and shit writers such as Hopeless as well as political propaganda comics
>finally reveal the cure to M-Pox
>bring back Marvel Two-in-One/Marvel Comics Presents/something similar for C-listers and below
>let GWW write Kamala as long as she can
>fire Greg Land and Mike Deodato and let them work on indies
>hire the best writers of Marvel's literary and Disney Kingdoms adaptations on the main line
>continue incomplete storylines from soon-to-be-shuttered Star Wars mobile games as Infinite Comics
>bring back still trademarked Timely/Atlas/early Marvel characters
>test literary adaptations for the Infinite omic format
>release some Infinite Comics physically as TPBs
>employ the best writers and the best artists available that can still stick to deadlines on crossovers

End everything and relaunch various titles in completely self-contained form with planned endings.

doesn't sound very Marvel

Allow Punisher to slowly kill off any real bad guys. Have a whole long drawn out arc of him taking out Kingpin for good.
Afterwards a few superheros actually fear Frank and what he will do next.

Then after the stage is set let every writer work on a single character. The lowest seller of every month is to be killed off in the highest selling comic. Rinse and repeat until it's just one man left. Say fuckit and use one of DC's ideas to reboot the Marvel Universe.

Call Priest. Tell him he can have whatever character he wants.
No more Land, Hopeless, Dog-Fucker, Henderson, North, Leth, Deodato, or Loeb.
Make editors do their jobs, with a special one who has no duties aside from keeping Bendis from being retarded.
Slott has 12 issues to get back to pre-Ends of the Earth quality, or he's off Spider-Man.
New Exiles book.
Anthology book.
Handful of other personal dream books of mine.
Stop the pointless relaunches.
Events only happen when they're properly planned out and not retarded. We want something that'll make the people reading it want our product, not something that will drive them away.
Revive the Marvel Adventures line. MAX too, since I don't think it's had anything in a while.
Begin planning an event that will explain or undo every out of character or badly received moment from the past decade that I don't like.

do a "What If?"

what if quicksilver never made it to the control panel to send dark beast elsewhere and Dark Beast had made it in to the M'Kraan crystal in age of apocalypse

>Bendis is fired.
>Girlthor can stay since she seems to sell pretty well, but the current writer is fired.
>Hellcat is cancelled, Kate Leth and her cohorts are fired. Patsy is rolled in with Jessica Jones into a new hardboiled private investigation comic called Alias Investigations, in the spirit of the original.
>Squirrel Girl's current creative team is fired. The book is relaunched as a dark comedy wherein Squirrel Girl is a One Punch Man style character. Book is almost a horror comic.
>Civil War 2 gets wrapped up as "it was all one of ulysses' visions. It's a crap ending, but the rest of the comic was crap so nobody will care. Henceforward, events are limited to one per year.
>Keep the Inhumans contained in a single book.
>Put Slott on a different title besides Spider-Man and let someone else take over for a while. It's clear the guy ran out of real ideas for the character a while ago.
>No more relaunches.
>Fire the entire editorial department because it's clear they aren't doing their jobs. Instill a team of whip-cracking draconians who will ensure that books that HAVE to cross over maintain consistency.
>At that, limit how much books cross over. A book should stand on it's own merit, not because of guest characters.

No crossovers or events for the next ten years. Let each series figure out what it wants to be without some god awful shocker event fucking everything up.

Pull a rebirth and reset the clock back before things became a giant clusterfuck.

>Move Bendis to only one book, mandatory to be street level

>Move Slott off Spider-Man, have rotating writers Conway, Kelly and Thompson start with Spidey, Slott can provide ideas

>Fire the artist of Squirrel Girl and the writer of Hellcat

>Cancel All New X-Men, launch All New X-Factor

>have Storm remember she controls weather and can push the T Cloud away from mutant populations

>Launch Family Fantastic, a comic that shows what the future foundation has been doing while rebuilding the Multiverse

>Cancle Spider-Gwen, Launch a title called Tangled Web which features short stories following the various spider people

>relaunch Midnight Sons

>allow Aunt May to finally die

>allow Kelly to undo OMD

>reach out to DC and pitch the idea of a shared universe produced by both companies

>tell Feige to stop giving RDJ so much money, we can just cgi him if he gets his panties in a bunch

>have an annual writers/artist workshop much like DC did to find a handful of new talent each year

>give a complete overhaul on the animation department, allow for more anime studios to animate Marvel films and cut out the cheep cell shaded cgi that's been used in the past

>offer a tradeback deal, you send in the single issues of a comic you have, and they send you back a tpb containing the issues you sent in

I cancel a lot of shit and change creative teams. Kick Bendis, Spencer, Sloot, Land etc out of the company or at least put them on containment books.

Dr. Strange by Mike Carey and Mike Del Mundo

Grab Aaron by the beard, smack him around and tell him to stop with this Whor shit

Beg Remender to come back and give him X-Men Academy and Avengers

Ewing on Uncanny X-Men and Guardians of The Galaxy

Suck Spurrier's cock and get him on Silver Surfer and give him a good artist this time. Kuder maybe? Or just steal someone from DC

Bring back Nick Fury, wait until King's exclusive expires and put him on a Fury ongoing(among many things)

Punisher by Ed Brisson and Chris Samnee

Ghost Rider by J.M. Dematteis and Fernando Blanco

Blade by Blade
in case of tax evasion put Cullen Bunn and Riley Rossmo

Mark Rus on Howard The Duck

Bring Wolverine back and scrap this old man fetish

Fantastic Four by Lemire and Marco Rudy

Iron Fist by Frank Barbiere and Wes Craig

Hercules from Jason Aaron

Chris Dingess on SHIELD and Inhumans

Man-Thing by Charles Soule and Juan Ferreyra

Priest on Daredevil

Whatever you want, Mr. Perlmutter.

>Have GWW write for Ms. Marvel for as long as she can
>Fire Leth and her cohorts
>Fire Henderson and her cohorts
>Heavily invest in online downloads and trades. People should be able to download comics on their phone via app for about a buck fifty.
>Femthor succumbs to her cancer and Edward Blake comes back
>Bring back the Fantastic Four
>Fire Greg Land
>Hire a guy specifically to smack Bendis in the back of the head

Just to Piss everyone off. Bring Frank Miller back to make a Daredevil Story.

Hire back Brevoort, Quesadilla, and Alonso and tell em to get back to work on what they were doing

the truth is Disney doesn't give 2 fucks about comics beyond name-recognition and movie ideas. You want to fix Marvel, have them never be bought by Disney

>Quesadilla and Alonso

so stuffing calzones with enchiladas and telling homeless people that it's a comic book?

Hi Slott.

What does that have to do with anything? Marvel's comics would still be down the same path.

>Disney doesn't give a fuck about comics
>Marvel having full control of their comics is why they suck
>Disney should have never bought Marvel

Well, it would take a lot of strength and maybe an entire year before I can realistically dig Marvel out of the whole they buried themselves in.

Give the job to Defalco and Yost

I would move the plan of having straight, white-passing, men out of the Marvel universe up, aggressively so. I'm talking a giant increase of LGBTQ+ characters of color and different birth gender taking over hero mantles and, of course, being better at it that the crispy white devils that came before.

>Cut back on crossovers and events
not to much though this is still marvel
>Cease the pushing of carol its clearly not working
Just write her how she used to be written
>stop killing comics we lack the licence to
Sure you might eventualy make it worthless enough that fox will sell but its not worth it.
>lower prices
Its one of the reasons dc is kicking our arse
>work on getting all the classic characters back that have been diversity replaced.
>stop the incentive varient shit
It might make money but its immoral as fuck and more importantly it will only work for a few more years
>reprint that one avengers issue to drill into peoples head that pym is not a wifebeater
>guardians of the galaxy are not allowed on earth at all for 2 years
>get a mature readers imprint churning out quality comics vertigo is dead and young animal is off to a poor start its our opportunity to crush dc in a place we have traditionaly been weak
>keep the sjw writers around but give them storys that have no connection to the marvel universe so they cannot do any damage.
>keep a close eye on visions trade sales to work out if its worth doing something like that again
If they sell well set the cancelation threshhold a little lower for such books do the same level of marketing vision got if the marketing fails a second time dont bother advertising beyond the bare minimum for such books.

Fire Bendis and get a restraining order so he can't even be within 500 feet of the building.

Cancel a bunch of stuff. Go down to only 40 or so dedicated ongoings. Change up creative teams. Only one big crossover event every five years.

What else... ?
Pandering to SJEs (pandering at all really) will not be tolerated.

Fire all sjws. Tell guards to shoot them if they are close to the building. The same goes for Bendis and other scum
Moore, Gaiman, Morrison. THis is your home. Feel free to come and write wonderful stories with our characters. Do whatever you want with them. Oh, and could you solve the OMD mess, please?
Real continuity. Characters will grow old and die. And they won't appear in more than 2 series.
You bash on other publishers, I fire your ass for giving Marvel a bad PR. Besides, what kind of idiot insults future or former employers?
No more decompressed narrative.
No more Ultimate universe.
90s characters: kill them off. Fuck Cable, Deadpool and all that shit.
No manga influence. Let's keep comics pure and clean from inferior beings.
Also, Creative Commons licenses for all Marvel products.
Epic Illustrated v2. European and Latin American stories.
Spanish translations of books. It's the second language of the US!
Republish pre-1990 material and let 90s books rot in the cellar.
Punisher out of 616 universe.
Millar: get out of here.
Ellis: finish your series or others better than you will do it.
Give Moon Knight a decent writer, for Jack's sake.
Don't charge more than 2 $ per issue.
More translations of foreign material (yes, including manga)
A Vertigo-like collection.
Fuck crossovers and events.
Less splash pages. We are telling a story, you know.
No Conservative messages in comics.
Aunt may dies forever.
Iron man: he fell into a puddle and got rust. Killed off or a B-list again.
Writers and artists keep the copyright every time they create a new character.
Characters can smoke or take drugs if necessary or cool.
Put the ads at the end of the story. No more interruptions.

that sounds like a very stupid idea

Morrison is retired from comics, numbnuts

>Tommorrow, Brevoort, Quesadilla, and Alonso are fired. YOU are put in charge of Marvel comics. out of apathy, the Disney executive above you tells you to "Just do whatever the fuck you want and never bother me again"
>What do you do?
i would tell the disney executive that he should have said "I leave it entirely in your hands" which would show us that he cared and knew about comics and then the marvel office would stand up and applaud me giving me the credibility to set out how i want to. i would make myself a self-insert and integral to all aspects of the marvel universe so i can reap a ton of licensing money and also put dr doom in more comics cause he is a badass