Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!

Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!

He hates Phil and loves the ladies!

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youtube.com/watch?v=0I_OEDuUKYI
youtube.com/watch?v=G-yHZBUyH1o
youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg
youtube.com/watch?v=DfOP8vn-6s4
youtube.com/watch?v=HmCWinj24ys
youtube.com/watch?v=72aLUzHxnHM
youtube.com/watch?v=JD_ltIXTaN8
youtube.com/watch?v=Qfd0NQgjnaQ
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/the_nutshack/1
youtube.com/watch?v=tHMpIomtTpQ
youtube.com/watch?v=7eWGu4E1m1E
vocaroo.com/i/s0YjeR9X8yla
youtube.com/watch?v=NerfemLhEAU
youtube.com/watch?v=QfEanoMMcMk
youtube.com/watch?v=4yBAhfU10Fc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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But what was his endgame?

IT'S THE NUTSHACK

It's "he raised Phil".

HE RAISED PHIL

IT'S RAISED

I want to see both Titos together.

it's the collaboration we need.

why does he hate Phil?

He RAISED Phil.

genius.com/Myxtv-the-nutshack-theme-lyrics

deepest lore
also someone really cared about Nutshack enough to put the theme song on there? damn.

I never want this meme to end

If Foodfight is the Room of animation, what's the Peanut Manor?

WHAT DID YOU SEEEEEY
YOU ARE GOING DOWN ON MY NUTS?

The nutshack theme except every noun is replaced with the entire godfather trilogy.

the legume loft is the godfather of animation you know it to be true.

Has anyone done this yet? I'm tempted to make this a reality.

The nutshack theme but sung by Cred Forums

Good excuse to put the Godfather trilogy on Youtube (hopefully) without it getting flagged.

I'm down for that.

But only if Tito still hates Phil.

What's wrong with Filipinos?

Why is Jack always learning?

the citizen cane of animation

Oh god. I would actually do that

I feel like that'd be an entire week of just rendering the fucking video.

One should never stop learning.

They're the niggers of Asia.

Or am I thinking of Indonesians?

>I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
What did he mean by this?

The wine drunken by Jesus and his apostles at the last supper. The second part is actually a question and answer.

"Whatchu watchin?"
"Son", as in the Son of God being crucified on the cross. That is what you are watching, albeit heavily veiled in allegory.

Just take the totality of SEA, we're pretty much the same-ish.

>accidentally started this meme
Whut

You mean this guy ?

Report these threads and move along.

We need to make this happen

>being anti-fun

Faggot

>Phil's from the soul, Jack's from the P.I.
>Horatio the Horat so big-eyed
>Tito Dick "Dickman" baby
>He raised Phil and loves the ladies
>Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learnin'
>??? ??? Cherry Pie, still a virgin
>Chita, meet the freak of the week-a
>Phil's homegirl got Jack wanna keep her
>But it's not happenin' neither, shake it like a seizure
>Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
>Feel the reefer in my lungs
>I got grapes, what you watching son?

Please help Cred Forums, I've almost figured it out.

ignore the garbage twitter meme at the top, i've been meaning to crop it

Don't try to pass this off as canon it's riddled with mistakes

For instance where's the "This beat's rockin'、"?

Are you loud house fucks still salty?

I don't know what the first line is, but it's definitely not "frisco"

I think that line might be "unlike, Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin"

>not "Number one, Cherry Pie, still a virgin"

The nutshack theme but sung by every board but Cred Forums

I actually unironically like the Nutshack theme

Cred Forums, I've decided that what with all these memes, I'm going to give into my sadomasochism side and actually watch this to see just how far the hellhole goes.

Please help me.

Who fucking draws 4 fingers, it looks fucking gross

As soon as I can find a place to watch it.

Is it true that Kisscartoon is crawling with viruses?

No

I thought it did since one of the Ladybug threads said it.

Only if you don't have some form of adblock. But the problem is that you can't watch shows with adblock on so yeah I nearly got a virus. It's the same with Kissanime

Anyone have any good alternative sites for watching cartoons?

IT IS IN FACT THE PEANUT HOUSE

youtube.com/watch?v=0I_OEDuUKYI

Is this the krusty krab?

IIRC Youtube has the entire series. Pic related for you my man

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Isn't most of them blocked?

Fuck I so want to cosplay as Dickman right now.

Use AdBlock, and ALWAYS use the link directly underneath the player that says something like "mobile devices", that takes you to the original video file hosted by Google.

No one from the Bay Area uses "Frisco" unironically anyway.

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with dude lmao

>(‘The fuck you say, boyee?)

It's "Don't forget your boy Angel!"

>Is it true that Kisscartoon is crawling with viruses?
Is it true you use IE/Edge and run as Admin on a daily basis? If so, well

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All I can think when I see this guy is bootleg Carl.

youtube.com/watch?v=G-yHZBUyH1o

As terrible as the intro is, it's hard to believe it's the best part of the show.

Dwayne says it in the intro when he pokes his head around the corner

youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg

I have a strange fondness for this show. It's mid 2000s as fuck, reeks of Adult Swim Dude Weed lmao culture, and triggers that nostalgic trigger in the back of your mind that says "damn i remember this shit."

I watch a few episodes yesterday and it was an experience.

Fucking Dwayne, man

its
phil is from the soil

This is the logical conclusion of nutshack memes

youtube.com/watch?v=DfOP8vn-6s4
youtube.com/watch?v=HmCWinj24ys

so is phil a fucking plant?

I think it's
>Phil's from the hill, Jack's from the Pier
>wants a slice of cherry pie, still a virgin

Pier sounds right. My aunt is a nurse from the Philippines and they make pier and "off the boat" jokes about her all the time.

Is this loss?

youtube.com/watch?v=72aLUzHxnHM

The guy who did the rap is a philippino-american rap artist "Nump".

He has a rap song called "I gott grapes"
youtube.com/watch?v=JD_ltIXTaN8

He really likes grapes.

So that line isn't about Jack being a virgin, but rather tells that Cherry Pie (the azn lady who owns a nail salon) is a virgin?

R I P E
C H E R R Y
P I E

>mfw originally read it as "would you rather watch Nutshack with Nozomi Tojou or live with Tito "Dickman Baby""

Rate my ebin meme OC video
youtube.com/watch?v=Qfd0NQgjnaQ

>lady

They both sound like rap beats

No, its
>Phil's from Frisco
>Jack's from the P.I.
P.I. is what pinoys call philippines or something

me and my friends are trying to know what "Mika chica freak of the weeka" means, help?

My interpretation is that she's a pump and dump slut that Jack likes for no raisins

Chica meet da-h freek of da week-ah

Btw is there any R34 of her?

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/the_nutshack/1

His full name is Nump Trump.

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I feel conflicted by this.

>Other than Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin

Jack and Cherry had sex at some point, but as the latter is a pre-op trans, there was no vaginal intercourse involved, so Jack's virginity might be considered intact.

>grapes are one of my favorite fruits, alongside properly ripe pears and seedless oranges (orange seeds are fucking bitter though)
>they're fucking expensive

Do any of you believe you could put together a show better than The Nutshack?

I'd give a different set of Filipinos a better budget and an adult swim slot. They're the strongest race in the world.

In terms of writing and character design, someone here probably could (or maybe draft someone from /tg/ to help). Animating and voicing it is a whole 'nother story, especially for the length of a series (though having some sperglords recording on Vocaroo might at least be intelligible).

I'd totally watch a Cred Forums animated series based on those threads.

An all female reboot called The Clambake.

It all depends of the budget, something most people don't have.
You can be talented but if you don't have a legitimate studio to bring your ideas to real life it's all pointless. So no, I don't think random anons here can make a better cartoon, simply because we don't have the tools.

How is this even a question, much less a dilemma?

TITO DICK

DICKMAN BABY!

>not being one of those crazy Japanese guys who makes an anime short all by himself

Can we get the japs obsessed with Nutshack enough to make an OVA?

Edit your HOSTS file instead.

What The Nutshack needs is a Kickstarter.

youtube.com/watch?v=tHMpIomtTpQ

I sure as hell could write a better one.

youtube.com/watch?v=7eWGu4E1m1E

Why?

>sound of disbelief
IT IS IN FACT THE PEANUT HOUSE

LOVES PHIL AND RAISES LADIES

>vocaroo.com

DO IT.

JUST

FUCKING

DO IT

vocaroo.com/i/s0YjeR9X8yla

Impressive, sing steven universe next?

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how can i avoid ever seeing anything this artist has ever produced ever again

How of all the shitty cancelled cartoons did this one become the next Shrek?

OVER THE LINE!

damn this is really catchy

guess you can squeeze gold from shit after all

>Implying the nutshack theme isn't genuinely catchy

>Name is Dick
>Is a horny, sleazy character
>Head vaguely looks like a veiny penis

That's some next-level clever comedy right there. How did this get cancelled?

This is like boss music

Having a catchy, memorable theme song helps.

>unironically watching idolshit
I don't want to entirely ruin my life

>You will never play the cancelled Nutshack videogame by Platinum.

>the last solo lags out the note display

Announcing reports is against the rules

YWhy are you niggers making a thread about this cancer? Can't you talk about Steven universe or gravity falls?

>Can't you talk about ebin shitposting, samefags and muh waifus or brother-sister incest and lamenting over the lackluster ending?
t. Someone who likes both shows but can't stand Cred Forums generals.

>Why are you niggers making a thread about this cancer?
>Can't you talk about Steven universe or gravity falls?

Do I even need to point out the irony here?

Someone should stream the whole series. And we can all watch.

Make a drinking game out of it or something.

IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
youtube.com/watch?v=NerfemLhEAU

youtube.com/watch?v=QfEanoMMcMk

It turned into a portal to hell at the end.

I consider myself a connoisseur of bullshit answers and you, my friend, just made my top ten.

Underrated post

>chita got dick dickman baby
topkek

THIS IS ALL SILVAGUNNER'S FAULT

I'm Filipino and have never heard of this.

i believe grapes refers to grape flavored cigarillos, used to wrap marijuana blunts

its le 12ey meme show XD

Then you are actually unironically a loser.

Nah, it just means purple weed.

That being said I'm having a bit of an existential crisis because I Gott Grapes was popular as hell when I was in high school, and realizing the same guy in it did the fucking Nutshack is fucking me up something fierce.

Some of it is on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=4yBAhfU10Fc

The nutshack theme except every "nutshack" is a Mr. T quote

The nutshack theme except every article is replaced by the art-house film Empire.

It's south-side.

>not watching Love Live
how does it feel to suck cock