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"Black youth slays national hero in cold blood"

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"Evil Nazi spy stopped by youngster in pajamas "

Black Lives Matter Movement Succeeds in Killing America

Youth protests peacefully

"No, we will not mourn for the death of Steve Rogers"

>Cap was later revived with a Venom blast defibrillation

It looks like Cap got stabbed from the back and it went through the shield

Comic Book fans beat Inhuman Seer to obvious prediction.

Black teen heroically defends self against cop, gets arrested. BLM riots and burns down Washington DC.

>200 years of slavery and oppression AVENGED

-The Final Call

>read OML storytime yesterday to see Red Skull crush cap's eyes into his sockets
>now this

Leave the fucking cap alone, you cocksuckers.

>"Copy Pasted Headline for the Last Time This Happened to Cap"

young hero stop vampire

But why would Red Skull kill one of his own?

"Spoiler!"

>Local Man is Not as Invincible as He Used to Be

Marvel, It's still shit.

>National hero not so tough after being impaled

in story Cap is planning a coup because he has his own version of Hydra he wants to make happen

Black teen gives free acupuncture treatment to elderly man with back pain.

"Bendis fails to make compelling narrative"

Spider-Man a Menace Once More

That's not a headline.
That's common knowledge.

Bendis Books Cap To Take The Job

>thread to weed out the Cred Forumslacks

Excellent job, OP.

Why is Bendis such a hack?
>All this nonsense fight
>Heroes throwing jokes between fights
>Characters acting out of character

"Black Twink Impales Mature Blonde Daddy"

since I have you all here, we gonna talk about how Miles seems to be on track for being able to solo all of the Guardians?

VVhy vvould zhe nefarious arch-villain needlessly murder vone uf hist subordinates?
Ack zhun Lieben!
Because he ist zhe cartoonish villain!!!

I chuckled

Assault gone wrong: National hero murdered by Spider-Google.

Could've venom touched, but didn't.

Another innocent white man killed by abusive black man.

The American Dream is DEAD.

Wrong board, Himmler.

Spider-Man Avenges Capital Bombing

What the hell is Cap impaled on anyway?
The point/direction of the impalement implies he was struck from behind by it. In adage, it appears that nothing is sticking out his back. How is it lodged in there?

(this is so wrong)

"Hydra lives matter."

more importanly why does Cap look savaged but Miles costume isn't even ripped

is Miles honestly that much more powerful than Peter, because even Peter has struggled against Cap in the past

He is Bendis OC

>When it's too late to realize Cred Forums was right.

CIS white male opressor stopped by a local BLM hero
"He said he wasn't sorry for being white, so I had to teach him"-Said the intrepid youngster

fuck off Cred Forums

Ultimate Peter was killed by Miles!

fuck off Cred Forums

>If I can make my shitty OC the most popular hero at Marvel I'll make him the most popular villain.

>because even Peter has struggled against Cap in the past
Peter was holding back against Captain America because Captain America was a dear friend of his that he didn't want to accidentally kill actually taking it semi-serious.

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Then he left an entire universe to die thinking only of saving himself.

"Spider Menace Kills America Hero!"

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I am glad that you understand and that we can reach an agreement like reasonable people.

do you need more powder on your ass?

They don't bother reporting murders where a black guy kills an old white person

Male superheroes in spandex, where did their penis go? Find out now in page 5! Hint - that thing impaling Captain America lewdy is not what it seems.

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If it was Sam in Cap's place it would be the same deal

>Using nigger instead of google
Now I like you

"Marvel illiterates point of no return"

"J. Jonah Jameson finally proven right!"

Kill Whitey

Miles had no control over that though, if anyone's to blame in-universe for Ultimate still being dead it's Molecule Man and Reed.

>"ISSUE #2 The Dark Reign of Empress Hillary"

No pun intended with dark but still

I believe you are mistaken about something. Bendis is a self-proclaimed black man.

>Bendis is a self-proclaimed black man.
I think we found his inverse doppelganger