"Boneitis is a severe bone disease that is fatal if uncured or untreated. At first it is barely noticeable, but the bones of the affected person will eventually suddenly twist and break."
Lets have a thread about fictional, Cred Forums related illnesses and diseases!
Evan Hall
I always thought it'd be cool to have Three Stooges Syndrome. I'd be completely indestructible!
Connor Smith
Well actually the slightest breeze could
Chase Hall
Yes. INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Jason Clark
I wonder what hysterical pregnancy is like...
Andrew Lopez
Legacy Virus
Matthew Hill
Salmonella Fitzgerald
Nathan Reed
Huh, kinda sounds like that old singer, Ella Fitzgerald...
Henry Ward
Yeti-ism
Jack Carter
>Mayo_Clinic_doctor >not naming it "The Station Fire"
calmly exiting the building in an orderly manner never seemed so important to me until I watched that video. Finest fire safety I have never seen, goddamn
Levi Wilson
the blue shadow virus!
Sebastian Watson
My social life
Luke Perez
OP said FICTIONAL diseases, user.
David Martin
BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE
Josiah Morris
His love life then.
Landon Rodriguez
Paul Bunyan disease
Caleb Moore
In regards to Cred Forums, for all we know STDs are fictional.
William Torres
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Justin Perry
Bend over and I'll show you exactly what thats like, fuckboy.
Aaron Stewart
Good job.
Henry Garcia
Transformers' Hate Plague. Fictional, yet the internet makes it seem so real.
Jason Ortiz
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Caleb Peterson
Boneitis is real; my great-uncle's mailman's cousin's hairdresser's step-father's dog-walker died from it.
Easton Phillips
I don't get colds. I get the Suds
Evan Turner
>no mention of monkey nucleosis yet
you're all doomed
Grayson Turner
>neurofibromatosis type I
Juan Baker
*couch cough* uuuugughghhghg
Joseph Powell
...
Logan Turner
Futurama had a bunch; Simpson's Jaundice, Garfield syndrome, Muppet Gangrene, Yetiism, Circusitis, African Hydraulic Fever, Hypermalaria...
Kevin Mitchell
How about a STD that gives you a slight fever, but makes you look gorgeous and sexy? I mean sure in couple of years you'll spontaneously self-combust and die, but who wants to hang on small details like that?
Aiden Perry
i still joke about that shit with my friends
Carson Parker
Yeah, it did didn't it? Man, I miss Futurama, but I suppose it was best for it to end while it did, lest it go the way of The Simpsons and Family Guy.
Ryder Bailey
it had a few rough patches in the post-cancellation seasons, but the last two episodes are perfect and a blessing in my book. really wrapped it up nicely.
Levi King
I mean, I thought it was a nice ending and all, but it's always been a bit depressing to me, mainly due to the fact that so much uncertainty is left at the end. Like, does this mean that the same exact events will happen over and over again (similar to in the episode where they use the time forwatd machine), or is it possible that Fry may never get trapped in the cryo chamber so none of that will ever happen, or certain other key events may never transpire, or atleast in the same way they orginally did. It just didn't really have all that much closure, ya know?
Even so, it certainly was a fitting ending for the series, if nothing else.
Liam Thomas
It just means you think you're pregnant when you're not and it's all psychosomatic.
Samuel Parker
that's what i assume, that it all happens again the same way, maybe a few inches lower. then again, there was that alt-demension that hinged on a flip of a coin, so there might be other timelines for universe A. it was just a joke for you to rewatch the series again, like that pink floyd album where the end is at the beginning.
I feel you tho.
Parker Powell
I think of the sponge treatment every single time I wash the dishes
Austin Cox
The worst one
Cooper Rogers
Does it give a you a dick big enough to squash a tomato?
Colton Morris
How do machines get diseases? Mechanical bacteria?
Christopher Nguyen
Man, they were lucky they all weren't quarantined and purged with fire, weren't they?
Ayden Adams
The disease that infects children of all ages
Liam Hughes
>SS13
Bentley Smith
The Futurama is over, so Futurama world is effectively over and stuck in loop, because we will always just watch re-runs forever. It's sort of a meta-metaphor, I guess.
Unless it's reborn again.
Dominic Reyes
NIDS was always one of those terrifying things. Fucking Penders, now we will never know if Buns survived or if the Moebian Eggman found a cure.
Or, if they were ever gonna go the "Hope gets NIDS" route.
Jacob Fisher
?
Justin Rivera
The fucking Clown episode from Dexter's lab gave me nightmares
Xavier Thomas
>WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?
Colton Wood
>Unless it's reborn again. Don't even joke about that. Nothing good will come from it.
Anthony Roberts
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Ayden Taylor
I had a dream I had head-pigeon once.
Noah Bell
He set it to go back before he made the device, so yeah. Every event up to that would remain the same.