Homestuck

>make a cool and fun niche comic
>start experimenting
>make characters based around the zodiac
>create a character to piss off people who called the fourth kid a mary sue for knowing too much
>your comic skyrockets in popularity
>have no clue how to finish your work
>better bring more characterization to a villain who was supposed to be an unimportant joke in the intermission
>get sidetracked and fucked over
>rush a shitty ending and make popular fandom pairings canon to live in welfare money

How does he get away with every bullshit?

What can be said that hasn't been said before?

Schnaboodlewhop.

Hoousisnuloop

Which character did Hussie not ruin?

>inb4 Terezi, because she is a slut

What were your favourite pairings in the comic?

>one of the guys who made music for your comic makes a game and instantly becomes more rich and successful then you'll ever be

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Vriska/Terezi cucking Karkat
Vriska/Kanaya pale cucking Karkat
Vriska/Meenah cucking Karkat
Vriska/John cucking Karkat
Vriska/Dave cucking Karkat
Vriska/Jade cucking Karkat
Vriska/Nepeta cucking Karkat
Vriska/Sollux being best friends and cucking Karkat

The sudden departure from the absolute cleverness and sublime comedy of Problem Sleuth to the slow drag abortion of Homestuck will always bother me.

As soon as the trolls became an actual part of the story I dropped this turd of a story.

Why didn't John and Aradia become friends?

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Caliborn

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>create a character to piss off people who called the fourth kid a mary sue for knowing too much
Who?

Vurisuka Saaketo

She was supposed to piss people off? But she was the most entertaining troll.

>dropped it less than a third of the way through and 6 years ago
>still show up to shitpost in threads like his opinion matters.
You have autism

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>create a character to piss off people who called the fourth kid a mary sue for knowing too much
I was under the impression she was supposed to be a parody of Mary Sues but got overshadowed hard when Vriska's parody hooked the audience more.

All this Vriska cucking and you don't list the only canon one, Vriska/Rose cucking alcohol?

>create a character to piss off people who called the fourth kid a mary sue for knowing too much

Who's the fourth kid? Jade? Nobody really called her a know it all in the comic. The ones who seemed to always have things figured out were Rose and Dave, and they most certainly are not Mary Sues.

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He's not wrong though compared to problem sleuth, homestuck is awful

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She can't mean... For THAT...

>Who's the fourth kid? Jade?
No.

>writes a terrible character unironically
>defaults to "it's a parody" when called out on it
>continues to write said character into the ground with tangential bullshit
>the character doesn't even resemble its original concept anymore
So in conclusion, hussie zahaak.

>b-b-but it's IRONIC
>b-b-b-but it's AN EXPERIMENT