What would this show be like if it was rebooted today?

What would this show be like if it was rebooted today?

It would look like TTGO.

Implying Ted Turner didn't create perfection with the original?

This is now a pollution girls thread

There'd be a fucking trans-carrot planeteer

Feminism
I don't know how they'll tie it in to the environment. But pandering is imminent.

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Some of the kids would be fat to add even more diversity

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There you happy?

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DEFORESTATION PORN OUT THE ASS

RAVAGE ME DR. BLIGHT

If you're gonna shitpost a Captain Planet thread with you weird pollution fetish then at least use the villians from Captain Planet.

No!

Because Blight is the only character that matters so eat my weiner faggot

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Don't make me laugh

>Redesign Captain Planet Himself.
>Bullshit, their way with trying too hard to not stereotypical.
>The villains would become much more relateble but theyd be punished even harder for their crimes.
>Heart would have influence through social media as well as nearby mindcontrol like in the original.
Gaia or a Planteer would be LGBTQ?BLTA.
>A new villain representing internet toxicity would appear, probably a faceless green guy wearing a (not) guy faux mask and sunglasses.
>That fucking Polluter Asami user will probably show up and we should ignore him.

>Not even posting the guy who chews ass and kicks bubblegum

Can't blight even be perfected?

You are a sad strange little man.
Now scram you mook

It'd be filled with lesbians and anime references.

We need more characters like Blight.

Not I have anything to say about it.

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Steven Universe.

Just so you know Miss Sato I've bought out your company and for now on its eco friendly. There's nothing you can do. Your Avatar friend is on my side.

Connie and Connie's mom turning forests into sandwich toothpicks sounds erotic.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also if you have any complains talk to my guy here.
Names Butcher. He don't like your kind.
Now beat it or he'll break your legs.

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>The rate that asami Is producing is wasting her own resources.
>The large supply and little demand will still kill the economy and ruin business.
>She no back up plan or space assets to fall back on when earth fucking dies and everyone with it.
She might as well light herself on fire and get it over with.
Captain planet villains at usually had standards to not fuck themselves over. Usually fucking somebody else ovet for money and wealth.
What edgy asami is doing, That's just plain shredding money and life.

You don't get it do you?

Asami is a member of Wonder Elite

Its not a matter of her making money

Its a matter of her worshipping money to the point where she'll destroy everything to make more of it

So long bitch!!!!!! See ya cheeky cunt

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Give us Asami saw the light and joined the Planeterers.

Nope

Rainforests need to be made into Toilet Paper and Sandwich Toothpicks.

Money is only Green paper, Value of anything is dictated by supply and demand.
Too much money = Less Value
Money isn't water, it's blood, it needs to circulate to function.
Wait a minute, You and I just wasted the most valuable resource with this bullshit, Time.
Instead of wasting time, have her do convoluted things that could easily be don't.

Why don't you just give up?
Ted Turner, Asami, Butcher, and Duke are worried about you. You need help. The pollution has corrupted your mind. You're more Hedorah now then man.

Mahti would be a girl.

Wheeler might be gay.

Kwame and Linka would be the couple.

You apparently do not understand how Wonder Elite operates then

They're not a single group they're a force of destruction

They hunger for things all the time. Consumption without reason, Demand without question

Never ending always wanting more

An endless hunger that doesn't cease

What the fuck is Hedorah

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A giant pollution monster from the Godzilla series.

That looks like the Umibozu the Sea Demon that attacks ships at sea to eat their captains and steal their treasure

How strong is Captain Planet compared to other capeshits?

He's technically apart of the DC universe so he has Superman's strength, resistance to Kryptonite but is weak to pollution.

He shoots fire, controls water, terraforms earth, controls the air, and can talk to animals.

HE'S OUR HERO
GONNA BRING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO

Fuck man, why didn't we not notice before?
This fucker is a disciple of chaos!
He wants decay, waste and destruction all around, he is surely a vile follower of Nurgle.
Also, why asami as the polluter anyway? There are way richer and more evil. Characters than her.

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Wonder Elite follows a system

A- Are you pretty?
B- Are you bossy?
C- Do you wish to consume wonder bread and mayo forever to please your white supremacist urges
D- Do you hate the environment

If you say yes to all of the above then congrats you're wonder elite.

All of the Planeteers would be different genders.

So ah do have any other interest other then Asami and destroying the environment?

Sounds pretty heretical to me. Your vanity,gluttony and lust shal . Be your downfall, the only way out is through the Imperium and the Emperor of Mankind.

Captain planet was a pretty good show, too bad it kind of killed swat kats
>The Bliss Episode.

Pretty women just destroying the environment in general

I used to be a therapist for foster children

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You talking about the one where the Russian bitch killed her brother?

And now I am terrified.

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