Serious question, what is a Nutshack in the context of the series?

>gibberish random english word gibberish

This was made 11 years later.

Apologize.

I actually love the theme song to this show, because of how bad yet catchy it is.

I love how it tries to sound foreboding and edgy at the start, but since it uses Lil Wayne-style ringtone samples, it sounds cheesy and makes me burst out laughing every time I hear it

What was his fucking problem?

Same, that beat is fucking catchy.
The rap is fucking terrible though, I still can't tell what the fuck he's saying at all.

Better question: why is this shitty cartoon that has been around for a decade just suddenly a meme?

THIS IS ALL SILVAGUNNER'S FAULT

Phil and Jack work for Dickman at a food stand called "The Nut Shack" because it sells nuts.

That's a far more interesting premise than the actual show's.

MrEnter and Rebeltaxi brought it out of obscurity

Wait, that's not actually the premise? I must have imagined it.

Does the show actually have a fucking premise? It just looks like to me.

I heard that it was orginally supposed to sound really fucked up, then they said that it was about how they're in a shack full of nutcases, so to speak.

A combination of people trying to force a meme and SeevaGunner, most likely.

Haha, holy shit guys. Apparently Nump's full rap name is Nump Trump. This is some of his old album art.

To be fair it's not as if any other country doesn't make terrible shit because of random original programming laws on shoe string budget.

On the other hand I feel pain as a flip for this cringy show exists and a lot of Philippino Americans act like this. And am sorry for that.

At least spare the dude who did the theme song, he's reminded me how good grapes actually are.

I can't find whatever Silvagunner video brought this song back because he, of course, doesn't title the videos with their surprise contents. Link?

You can't find it because it's unlisted.

youtube.com/watch?v=T9kTdvJDUow

Why was this greenlit? Why was this aired?

The only good thing I can say about it is Tito Dick has a good character design

TITO
DICK
DICKMAN BABY

What you watchin son?

i unironically enjoy phil's voice

Oh my god

I SAW ON AN INTERVIEW THEY CENSORED FULLY CLOTHED TITS ON THAT SHOW AND HERE THERE IS GRAPHIC DEPICTION OF A DOG'S TESTICLES AND PENIS UNCENSORED. WHAT THE FUCK

Speaking of Pan, there's a chance of him reviewing it if someone buys him both seasons

Could this be part of the meme magic hypercrisis?

I don't think anyone would be willing to watch more than an episode of this let alone a season.

There's always the chance of someone winning his Patreon's raffle and force him to do it

>mfw people complained about his voice but I didn't really notice because I knew a guy who spoke just like he does

>Dat preggo Chita

I can't control my horny level

HE RAISED PHIL AND LOVES THE LADIES

Is that actually his name?

It's certainly possible.

That's his real name

vaps-junk-yard.tumblr.com/post/150476442867/our-discord-bot-couldnt-find-any-nutshack-34-so

No shit posting here brought it to their attention

Would freak-a her for a week-a.

A 'nutshack' is a clever portmanteau of two jargon terms: 'the nuts', a popular poker term that signifies the strongest possible hand a player may obtain with any arrangement of cards; and 'hacking', which most of us know is the practice of seeking and exploiting weaknesses in a supposedly secured system or network.

Believe it or not, this easy-to-remember title foreshadows a savvy set of underlying thematic elements in 'The Nutshack', in what ultimately culminates in a high-stakes, cyber-crime revenge thriller, set in the world of professional, televised gambling where our anti-heroes use their CLI street-smarts to bite back against the hand of the corrupt mega-casinos who rig the system. This was set to be played out through the fifth season.

I'm never watching the nutshack so all the jokes about it will seem far more absurd to me. It's way funnier not knowing what the characters sound like or any vague characterization. I just interpret it with a fresh perspective every time and this shit is hilarious to me. Hope that this meme never dies

You probably should hear the way Dick sounds though

>Phil from the stone, Jack from the pier
>Horatio or Horat so big-eyed
>Tito "Dick" Dickman, baby!
>He raised Phil and loves the ladies
>Jack's cool ass lazy, he still learning
>Other than one Cherry Pie, still a virgin
>Chika, meet da freak ah da weekah
>Phil's home girl but Jack wanna keep her
>But thats not happening, either!
>Shakin like a seizure, hold up boys, and spark this, take a breather
>With that reefer in my lungs, I got grapes whatchu watching son?!

Most powerful race.

Pretty sure its
>otherwise Cherry Pie
Other than that I think you're right.
God dammit the rap is so bad.

Also its Chita, not Chika. Though it sounds a lot like Chika.
And Jack from the P.I.

Did he post a full episode?

Pottery

GRAND DAD?!?

I thought it was Phil's from Cisco

Today I caught myself whistling the intro tune, so
here's something I want to say; I hate you all.

Nobody has any idea what he's saying. People have gotten close but no one knows for sure.

Whistling the tone? Me I'm almost done watching the whole series.

>That episode where Phil, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Ron Jeremy fight each other with phallic midgets.

...

Guido Vlad Plasmius from Danny Phantom?

Which is better/more enjoyable; This or Peanut House?

Is there any Chita rule 34?

Jesus, never thought that early '00 newgrounds cartoons were aired on tv.

For anyone who doesn't know, the phrase "I got grapes. Whatchu watchin son?" is referring to the fact that the rapper performing the intro (Nump Trump) sells a strain of weed that has a strong purple hue.

Video Reference: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryWAdbZZc2w

...

His name is Nump Trump? You can't write this shit.

DICK
DICKMAN
DICKMAN
DICK
DICK
DICKMAN
TITO
DICK
DICKMAN
DICK
BABY

>To be fair it's not as if any other country doesn't make terrible shit because of random original programming laws on shoe string budget.
that's exactly what it is. I can't think of anything quite that bad from my country. but if I did I would love to see it

Philipino animators must really love penis

If I get high enough will this become watchable ironically or is it that bad?

it will. and visa versa, if you watch it for long enough, you'll feel high anyway

>The scene in the slasher episode where Jack makes out with Phil who has his waifu's brain.

I couldn't last more than two minutes of the episode posted above.

How can some weeb whose only business is to make shitty re-edits on vidya ost can be so influential?

At least you can laugh at how much of a disaster Food Fight was. Nutshack is just a sad, embarrassing pile of nothing.

I saw this clip yesterday, it's anti-humour incarnate.

youtube.com/watch?v=XYyjcf4KoNQ

a shack that sells nuts.

that is it i've got nothing else to say
>fuck this show.png

wow

Post it.

This one?

>Go to youtube
>5 different videos about the nutshack in my sub box
WHAT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS DONE

Should've used private browsing, dumbass.

Did he really think anyone gives a shit enough to know about this? Or at the very least connect that with the fact the rapper is holding fucking grapes?

I would assume that anyone unironically watching Nutshack would be ghetto enough to know.

...

this is red pilled as fuck

Phil and Chika swapped bodies in that episode.

>MFW I just finished watching all the episodes.
You know what's odd? The song is barely used in the last few episodes.

What I find odd is how the show's OST sounds leagues better than the theme song.

It was neat though that the last episode did try to acknowledge most of the previous episodes.

I still probably lost at least 20 brain cells watching it.

How much longer until guys like Jontron are reviewing it?

I actually would enjoy that
Will take a bit though

Fuck that

I want MrEnter or phantomwhatever to review it

>MrEnter

>That one episode where Phil, Tito, Horatio, Chita, and a short Chinese guy use a Power Rangers-esque combining robot to fight a robotic hillbilly piloted by George W. Bush, Don Imus, and a whitewashed Jack that's turning ethnics into white people.

Oh yuck. Fuckin Mr. Enter

>Phantomstrider
>MrEnter
>Two reviewers with annoying voices

10/10 design

Jesus fuck, the main character sounds like Psychicpebbles

a prototype for this

Panoy master race strikes again! Ain't nothing but a bunch of crabs
youtube.com/watch?v=pGuNrp9H00U
>tfw this fucking episode and its ending

Ew

Ghetto inner city with Philipino Americans. Stuffed up nose, Biggums, and Mecha Gollum live togrther, and Dick is MC's uncle.
That's all I've gathered so far.

You have to watch this or Nutshack. What do you do?

I know I do. Those guys were hacks that got saved by meddling.

"Tito" just means "Uncle"

As the ancient Hawaiians say...

and his real name is Richard Cabeza
Cabeza apparently means 'head' in spanish

Bruh...

And Jack's ass baby returned in the slasher episode.

>it's a cartoon!

You were so close to having a joke, and you blew it with a shitty fucking sound effect.

Nutshack

HIS VOICE

It's Loar.
Don't Question it.
/BAN ALL MASHUPS/

>The sound effects
This is Johnny Test

Who?

>Last episode is "In memory of someone".
That's it. This whole show was made as something to make someone the writers didn't like look bad.

Too bad it's backfiring what with all the memes the show is getting.

Oh my god good. I'm not crazy. I actually like his design. If the art style weren't so shitty he would look pretty cool in a dumb way.

Johnny test has never cut THIS many corners

youtu.be/4hplvbae9A0?t=2m37s

>Asian American
Isn't this made in the actual Philippines?

*Skip to 2:37

What's sad is that this show is way more entertaining than modern Simpsons and Family Guy combined.

what the fuck, you can count the frames. jesus.

also they really didn't even try to make both characters not sound like garbage.

And better animated, too!

youtube.com/watch?v=63wJItfmu_0

What the fuck? Was this on tv in America?

nah, If it was it would not be more than 10 fps

youtube.com/watch?v=bzIDObRbsQQ

>YFW Adult Swim decides to gather the original cast and make a reboot of this show that constantly makes fun of critics.

Suicide.

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=Rcp88iEdVeI

Oh shit.

is this what anthony fantano is doing now? Holy shit that is cringeworthy as fuck

This show had to be secretly satire... right? RIGHT?!?

>mfw i've seen this episode like 15 times

I feel like there was supposed to be tweening in a lot of those scenes, but somebody either forgot to do it or chose not to do it. Would've improved the animation so much if it was there.

Bigger Question:

Why does Cred Forums have a hard on for Tito Dick so much? Slow down people.

I really don't like the sound of whatever language they speak in the Phillipines. Go to 50 seconds in in that video.

About as much animation as anime. Maybe even a little more.

Cus he's the Dickman, baby.

He does meme reviews now.

I never had an uncle growing up so Dickman helps me fill that hole.

>Dickman helps me fill that hole

You sly motherfucker.

He says Jack is from the PI, as in the Philippines

Phils from 'Frisco, as in San Francisco.

Urduja and that one other animated CGI film I can't remember the name of are the only good animations I've seen to come out of the Philippines. I can't really say the same for the regular cartoons that get aired daily

>fools, I got a second heart just to maintain my erection

I managed to watch the whole thing but probably bc Im hafrn

Why the fuck did they use Bob Saget as the over-the-top liberal-hater? Is he even conservative at all? I never thought Bob Saget was known for politics.

Couldn't they have at least used Bill O'Reilly or something?

A later episode uses Dubya and Don Imus as said.

It's Tagalog my friend.

I just watched the above epiode and Im high as fuck. It's just barely bearable.

TTBOY

You know, I watched this whole series and I still have no idea if Cherry Pie was a tranny or not. Like in new episode she got upset at Chita and the crew for calling her a tranny but in a different episode she joke don't alongside them about the same thing.

Also, I SHIT YOU NOT, this show has continuity

For some reason it does *kinda* have some in the later episodes.

Good god this show gave my brain break down and cry.

DEEPEST LORE

>whatever language they speak in the Phillipines
Well lucky for you we have like 8 with each one with at least a dozen dialects.

I saw that bit where Tito Dick Dickman Baby had a robot arm and a huge pompadour so I assume there's probably something resembling continuity in there.

>Jack is possibly dead and replaced by his evil clone forever.

>tfw most Asian languages use a lot of English loanwords

You hard yet Cred Forums?

>I can't really say the same for the regular cartoons that get aired daily
They're all shit, Somehow the big 2 of media networks thought they can approch animation the same way they approach their other programs. Low budget with minimal effort, didn't work out and they sure as hell won't fork out a bit more cash to make something good.

And Dick is used as a nickname for Richard.

This show is too deep for me.

Jojo pose when?

He's the best character

only good character*

nump also produced a david bowie record.

my bad it was an iggy pop record

In addition to his work as a performing rapper, Nump is also an audio engineer at Infinite Studios in Alameda, CA. ... As a recording engineer, Nump has worked with acts such as Green Day, Blackalicious, Smash Mouth, and Iggy Pop.[1]

What the fuck. How is that even possible.

It's really a great show if you look at it from the perspective that the creators really strived from greatness in the art of awfulness, some strive for greatness they strive for shitty-ness and they succd, the nutshack is truly an avantgarde masterpiece

he is an icon in the Pil am communinity .

if you were living in the south bay in the mid 2000s you might have seen this on television once or twice.

youtu.be/vYReF48uNkA

(ube is tagalog for taro)

He also made a song called "I gott grapes" that he makes a reference to in the theme song ("I got grapes what you watching son?")

This makes sense. You can't make the title of your show sound like "nutsack" and expect greatness. Maybe they knew.

Couldn't we just tweet at Nump and ask him what he rapped?

Thats his side channel

Alright then

Don't you dare. I doubt he'd even answer seriously but don't even try it.

Siivagunner is like 6 people dude

Try 60

Legends of Chamberlain Heights because it actually has jokes sometimes. Not necessarily good ones, but they're at least jokes with a setup and payoff which Nutshack doesn't have at all.

>has jokes sometimes
>Nutshack doesn't have at all

You can say you didn't watch the show, user. Nobody will hold it against you.

The Spaniards should have nuked you people.

I've watched all episodes of the Nutshack and all currently aired episodes of Legends of Chamberlain Heights (3 as of tonight)

99% of the Nutshack is things happening they thought was funny. The 4:20 episode can highlight this - the entire mystery plot has not setup and therefore no payoff. Why did Bob Saget destroy all the weed? Why does he hate liberals? Why does he have a second heart?

I'd say the episode about Ronin Dickman is at least entertaining, because it's clear they spent most of the season trying to animate it and make it look good, but even all the "jokes" in that episode are either pop culture references or "a funny thing happens".

There's nothing funny, nor is there any comedic payoff for Phil jacking off to summon a "barrel god". It's just what the creators thought would be funny or interesting.

At least the drug raid in the first episode of Legends services the plot and sets up the 3rd act, even if the jokes told during the Anti-Drug Presentation and the students reactions are just incredibly racist jokes.

Nutshack looks like shit but at least it looks like they tried. They're both awfully written so I'll go with the one that looks better and mute it. Hopefully Dickman is in a lot of episodes.

god damit, i post in every one of these threads that its
Phils from the Soil

i understand if you werent around in 2006 and dont know slang from that era. soil pronounced soy-a is what e-40 and people like that where calling the ghetto during the GWB era.

its mr i gott grapes

If you ever look at the behind-the-scenes footage, it's clear they had a blast making it. The commentary has them joking around how bad it is too.

I feel bad for the storyboarders though. The art in the boards is genuinely nice and would have looked beautiful if traditionally animated instead of the cheap flash.

Shit. Thank you, dude. I don't know that slang but that sounds right. "Cisco" does not sound right at all and I don't know why people think that's correct. I thought it could be "Phil's from the shore" as well. You need to tell people about this.

>shoots the whole bullet
>including the casing

You can say that about most cartoons. The storyboards almost always looks better than the final product.