Story time

I looked all through the archive and it seems nobody did this last week.
>somebody always beats me to this
>the one time I forget is the only time nobody else remembers

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Wait 9 came out last week?
Crap, news to me

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We forget to storytime this a lot.

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>wait no scratch that
Heh

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brb

soo did the word 'Queen' get turned into a SFW expletive because Gertrude was that infamously terrible at it?

I like to think previous blood splatter are from past times she's had to come down here.
Sure that would have been decades ago and it doesn't make as much sense,
But why get hung up on what makes sense in this literal fairytale world of make it up as you go?

Noooooo
Poor sweet what's her name
Taken from us too soon.

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The end

>not a crisis on infinite earths #7 homage
One flufing job it is already close enough to the same pose there was no reason not to go all the way.

ahh I just starting to like her

Oh boy, it's another issue where FUCK ALL happens.

Oh shit, fairyland is going to get rekt.

Nice comic.

oh, did they get a new moon?

Yeah. Too bad Gert doesn't can't have a cute girlfriend living in her hat.

No impressive one-off characters in this volume, unless Shurly Curly is getting is getting aged-up fan art.

I'm surprised Gert didn't have a harem of any kind chained and tucked away inside the hat for those lonely nights.

Yeah that would be a smart thing to do, probably why Gert would never do that. Just hopefully a drawfags would be down to draw that.

she's 10

She's been 10 for a long time

She is only physically 10 she is sexualy frustrated because nobody wants to fuck her because of it.

She's been 10 for 30 years.

>Broad City
Didn't know it got two more seasons.

>baa baa bombs

I would have preferred the comic if this artist did everything. Who is this guest artists?

You don't need to age up a character for them to get more fan art user

Thanks for the storytime.

Gonna boop this since its Wednesday

bump

Post Purty Pretty Princess

Plus 30 so she's at least around her late 30's early 40's.

I want her to crush my head like a watermelon.

I thought she was 32?

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>The blood is visible
I dunno why that's hilarious to me, but it is.

>Suicide bomber sheep
Allahu ackbaaaaah

DC didn't invent the Pieta pose

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There's more on the co booru where that came from

Present for you, Cred Forums

she should visit 4chanland

Bump

Very fun issue, even if it doesn't advance the plot.

drawfags pls

That's why I didn't like it, it was pretty much pointless filler in a series that's already 99% pointless filler, it's starting to get old, art wise this is one of the best books on the market, but from a writing perspective it's honestly one of the more mediocre ones