So is Sam fucking Jane, Thor or Misty?

So is Sam fucking Jane, Thor or Misty?

Fucking Misty while flirting with Thor.

All three. BBC power. And no, I am not kidding, he is banging all three.

>Implying he's not doing both

What a slut.

All of them and more. Bitches love the shield.

Is this one of those "Spider-Man and Peter Parker show up at the same time" episodes where Spider-Man is some other guy wearing the costume?

All three, really.

Is the BBC Force.

Isn't Jane married with two kids?

iirc thor in this case is mjolnir because why the fuck not

Yes, she was, but Jason Aaron doesn't care.

That was pre-crisis.

I think she broke up with her last boyfriend because he was tired of her complaining about cancer while being one of the tens of people access to a cure

Cool. A living weapon making a body for itself.

When they were going through her room in Asguard do you think they found pornographic movies, lubricants, and amyl nitrate?

Wait. I thought Jane was Thor? Did I miss something?

It's a ruse

What the hell is Maria Hill even doing? Did she honestly give these two tools permission to harass and shoot at fucking Thor?

>So is Sam fucking Jane, Thor or Misty?
Yes.

Looks like Roz

Last time I checked she wasn't the one who assigned those two, she was under scrutiny by them as well. These idiots even went to Roxxon directly to get dirt on Jane. Like they have to be plants right?