Rocket Raccoon & Groot #10 Storytime

This week's theme of Carol suffering continues. Featuring Gwenpool!

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Bendis?

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Best Carol moment of the week.

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It's only a matter of time before she falls off the wagon at this point

And another ANAD series comes to an end.

>non alcoholic vodka
So, like, water?

Third World water, maybe.

What the hell kind of vodka is BROWN?

affotd.com/2011/12/05/americas-guide-to-non-alcoholic-beer-wine-and-liquor/

>The invention of non-alcoholic vodka marks the first and only successful collaboration between Soviet Russia and Satan, the Father of Lies. For those of you who just thought, “Non-alcoholic vodka? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever” you’d be right, and that’s why you’re here reading this article while the first distributers of this product are in the bowels of Hades being punched in the groin by millions of angry Irish demons. Since vodka is by definition a neutral spirit (the high end vodkas actually artificially add a “burn” after the fact to distinguish it from competing vodkas) the difference between non-alcoholic vodka and water is that you normally don’t chase a glass of water with rubbing alcohol so you can feel something to dull the suddenly gapping maw in your soul. The only reason why non-alcoholic vodka isn’t marketed under the name “Succubus” is that the marketing people trying to sell the stuff feared that naming it after a soul-sucking female sex demon would give the product too much of a good reputation.

But, Rocket getting the aisle seat is the best arrangement.

The non alcoholic kind I guess.

So...potato juice?

Thanks OP

damn, I wish this was done by a better artist
that's a waste of half-naked Gwenpool

IT BEGINS

Her team-up self seems to be off. Less a "I need to be popular so I don't get cancelled permanently!", more a person that is happy with being a fictional character.

Literally Hal Jordan.

did she get raped? did some guy try to rape her but couldn't finish the job? what happened to her suit?

if not, I hope someone at least hurt her really hard. She deserves to be punished, in all the worst ways

This is the last issue of the series, correct?

That's right:

Shit, I skipped that page, even in the floppy i read it in. My b.

I like that Kitty is an omen of pure misfortune to her

with that shirt on it looks like she's walking around in a diaper

When you see Kitty Pryde, you know that Bendis ain't far behind.

Flawless reasoning when you know you're in a comic.

That just happens to sound insane if you don't.

I made a reaction image

Alright, I laughed.

That's exactly Gwenpool's MO.

Thanks OP. I just saved a few dollars.

Heh.
This was mildly amusing. It's exactly the sort of story Gwen should be in, too.

Too bad it's a Civil War 2 tie in. Too bad it's a Marvel comic.

I'm ashamed to admit that if it's still on the shelves when I go to pick up Gwenpool #7, I might pick it up.

Does it still count if the only real tie-in is shitting on the main event and its writer?

So, does this confirm that Gwenpool should never be written by anyone but Hastings?

Sadly, yes.
It's the first time that other person writes something for Gwen, though.
Let's hope other one in the future will "get" the character properly.
So let's hope other writter in the future can "get" better the character.