South Park - "The Damned"

Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Boy oh boy, this week sure flew by fast, one minute it was Wednesday, and poof, it's Wednesday again! Gee whiz, I sure am excited for the brand new episode of South Park airing tonight at 10/9c, oh hey, that's just three hours from this post, neato!

>The Damned - When Cartman seemingly vanishes from social media, the police begin to conduct an investigation into the matter; Gerald continues with his indiscriminate online bullying campaign and is ecstatic about the media attention he is getting.

Oh hamburgers, I sure do feel bad for what we had to do to Cartman last week. And it was all for no reason too, cause he wasn't even skankhunt42 to begin with! He really didn't do it this time! Now the girls are all breaking up with the boys, and everyone's all sad and miserable and dead inside.... well, except for me, my girlfriend's Canadian! Oh, and I guess Craig and Tweek are okay too, but that's only because they're gay.

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>Gerald is terrified of actually being caught

What did they mean by this?

well if he does hes fucked

>well, except for me, my girlfriend's Canadian
What about Bradley?

Who /#cartmanuprising2k16/ here?
Someone has to pay.

post yfw everyone got dumped last week

the music made that scene so much funnier than it should have been

The ninja music made it top notch.

>Kenny's only appearance in the episode was him lying in misery in the background

RIP south pork...

I hope all the boys being single leads to more gay in South Park.

Everything gay, except for Tweek/Craig, fuck that ship.

the shows already pretty fucking gay in the first place

Kenny episode when?

Hey fuck you, more gay is of course awesome but Tweek and Craig were the progenitors of boysu ravu.

>the cutest boy in south park is the one that wears a hood all the time

literally should be illegal

I could have sworn i heard a "you guys" in that song.

no, no more gay 8 year old boys

>fuck that ship

You want a threesome with them too?

>no more gay 8 year old boys

reminder that its all this goy's fault

kyle is gonna be literally gay for cartman now and its his dads fault

>this is the show that comes after south park now

jesus christ, what the fuck is cc doing

Cartman is dead user, he cant do that. Even if he could gross, he's all fat and shit.

member when South Park wasn't so far up its own ass it could see it had become utter shit?

>Kevin/Red was canon

biggest revelation from the episode desu

No, I think they always knew it was utter shit.

How will the girls respond once they realize that the trolling didn't stop after their actions?

I hope it will be better than the last episode.

maybe they'll turn on themselves?

You guys are mistaking it for Simpsons.

They'll start rioting in Charlotte.

How many hours left until it airs?

>hating on Creek
Fuck is wrong wit u? But I do hope all the boys get together to make the girls go "oh shit we fucked up."

This reminds me of all the Cred Forums and /r9k/ handwringing that it'll soon be illegal to not have an active Facebook account.

anyone else notice the characters are /fa/ as fuck?

And its better than last season of South Park too. Ironic isnt it?

nope. LOCH is nutshack-tier shit

>I lost a bet: the cartoon
Fortunately the ratings are terrible.

I need a webm of Gerald dancing across town.

So it has some deep ass lore and we're not even in 3 episodes? Already sounds better than South Park.

i have never laughed at a "We're playing music over this to pretend it's epically dramatic" gag
but i get why you would

>kyle is gonna be literally gay for cartman now

>now

Everybody back to the pile.

>"We're playing music over this to pretend it's epically dramatic" gag
That's pretty much South Park in a nutshell nowadays.

>i get why you would
nigga, i was drunk and high as shit, as is tradition when south park is new.

that aside, i think the music last episode was better than usual - Boston, Hi-C and then the "epic" breakup music. its like theyre suddenly paying attention to more things than they used to - 'member when south park didnt have one continuous story line for a season at a time?

Cartoon Wars? They didn't forget. But people are still eating this shit up. Myself included.

interesting fact: the lowest rated animated series of all time on imdb was made by the same people as this

Member when Barbrady was the only cop in South Park?

hes been there before anyone else has...

Fuck suptv

ITS
THE
NUTBLACK

Style should be canon.

pls drop stream link

fatty detected

Looks like we may be getting more female student focused episodes in the near future. So what was the best girl-centric episode of South Park and why is it The Hobbit?

I'd say Marjorine but it doesn't really count.

Take this , remove the "fuck", and add a "dot org".

There's also some other streams that are brettygood.

Why is Wendy so shit?

I don't like what they did with Barbrady last season.

>Not Breast Cancer Show Ever
>Not Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Stupid Spoiled Whore though it's incredibly dated.
>'member Paris Hilton?

Well, I did.
But it's mostly the fact that they didn't forget about Barbrady that made me happy.

Does Dancing with Smurfs count? Otherwise Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

Wendy is cute

>I'd say Marjorine but it doesn't really count

Fuck you. She's best girl, easily

I like that they used him but the fact that they morphed his character into a carebear was pretty lame.

What about The List?

>Breast Cancer Show Ever
I'd forgotten about that one.

consider all the awful shit a person can post underneath an anonymous guise. now let's consider the idea that the anonymity was suddenly stripped away, and you could see who it really was.

in a small town like south park, gerald's life would be essentially over. no one would trust him again, and kyle especially would never forgive him.

That'd be hilarious. All the boys start hooking up with each other and they're just like "Ah come on!"

>she
I wanna suck his feminine penis

>making people sympathize with a one note joke character

uh i hated that

Is anyone going to be streaming it as it airs?

Breast Cancer Show was definitely the best Wendy centric episode. Cartman doesn't really work as a villain toward his friends anymore, but pitting him against someone like Wendy is pretty much perfect because she represents everything he mocks.

What was it?

Eww i fucking hope not.

But to answer i guess Marjorine.

I don't remember this boyband episode

>Marjorine manages to be a better girl than the actual girls
Why do boys make the best girls?

I agree.

South Park fanart is the strangest shit.

You haven't seen shit then.

Well it is from 16 years ago

I do wonder what Cartman will do once he finds out it was a jew who caused him all this misery
he's been mellowing out over the past few seasons but something like this I could see as proper justification to have him regress

>excellent submissive attitude
>shy, and would likely blush at any intimate contact
>blond and blue eyes
>sexy trap

My dick could not be harder

Butters is just a little fag.

MORE TWEEK AND CRAIG WHEN

IT WAS THE BEST EPISODE OF LAST SEASON

>You said I'm UGLY

Right now

SEE YA!

I'd go so far as to say it's the best episode, period. Comfiest, cutest, funniest, and most fun episode. Plus the threads that were on here after the episode aired were the best. Here's hoping Matt and Trey didn't forget about best ship and shows the two unaffected by last episode's events.

I will never forgive Matt and Trey for allowing this to happen

SUH YUH

You have seriously got to get that sand out of your vagina it's making you all cranky.

Hey Grandma, how bout another grape soda?

That commercial always made me really sad for some reason.

I wonder if this beware nostalgia sub plot will tie into the political correctness issue. PC Principal is still around, although he hasn't done much yet.

>for some reason
Because you know there are some kids that fucking lazy and you see their exasperated grandparents dealing with that shit.

You know they tried to raise that kid right, but their actual parents are too inept to even help in the upbringing of their child and foist them on THEIR parents, who are old and should be enjoying their lives, and not be saddled with another kid.

>$300 dollars!? What do you need $30 for!?

Whats a better stream than shittv

suptv is trash

What episode is this from i don't remember this part? Also how long until the new episode

the finale of season 19 at the gun show

>yeah memeber?

'member Pip?

I could see this actually happening on the show.

yea but i dont want to...

All I remember was coach wouldn't give him a helmet during football practice.

Will we ever get an explanation about the Mayor's husband?

Did people really hate him that much? I thought Great Expectations was pretty good. It was funny and loaded with that old timey British story atmosphere.

Only people who didn't read Great Expectations hated that episode.

What if its their way of making fun of all the made up tumblr genders? They already had the kids go metrosexual or whatever it was in a previous episode, this time they all go pansexual etc.

We've got suptv and brettygood, are there any other streams that DON'T lag like a motherfucker because they get spread all over Reddit?

I could tell you but then it would get spread all over Reddit

>made up tumblr genders
>pansexual
But... the term pansexual has existed since 1920s. I don't think Tumblr's that old.

>SEETHING

Butters is betters

>user doesn't know

heh, enjoy the war, kid...

hopefully :(

Ha. Bet CC regrets ordering a second season.

>Token literally just beats the fuck out of Cartman

holy shit they actually did that? Alright, someones gotta tell those motherfuckers this is not ok

That was just an example, literally watch any sjw triggered feminist youtube video and pick whatever term they call themselves.
Pansexual, non-binary, genderqueer, whatever the fuck it doesnt matter its all bullshit

They'll pretend that they were justified at being angry and they were actually angry for a different reason.

They did, but I guran-damn-tee they'll take it back.

he died in episode 200

It's a nice fun episode, that one.

>How can enrybohgryl burhl rudlhe for thursss?

Wew, another hit performance by Sutherland.

The only good thing about this bore is the Damien x Pip ship.

The List had one of the most unexpected Kenny deaths, and it was great.

Maybe. I read Great Expectations and really didn't like the book at all. Apparently, one of the South Park creators also hates that book. So I got a good chuckle out of the episode.

>All this plot about trolling
>Pepe just became a hate symbol thanks to the ADL

This year just keeps getting better

I didnt read the book but i still just found it hilarious. Maybe because i've read other books kind of similar. They really encapsulated that century and time period of English stories.

Is the plot to the book basically the same? Some old bitch raises her daughter to break the hearts of other guys?

Minus the acid spit, vitality machine, and robot monkeys, yeah.

Pure sex

This Gerald trolling montage needs to be a Cred Forums banner.

>this image
It's shit.

>people actually liked Great Expectations

Hey as usual I'm streaming it. As usual, I also would rather not be banned so I won't post a link. If you're looking for a stream, google Suptv.

...

Love when they put real life scenes in montages

It feels weird watching a reference to Boston (the band) in a cartoon that isn't ATHF

wake me up from this year

Is everyone ready for more of the Best Boy? =3

They'll just put it in the early morning graveyard slot. It's not like the show had a real budget.

hes a little butthole lol

Kek, fuck off.

I want more tweek and craig. WHERE THE FUCK IS TWEEK DAMMIT.

I never wanted one character dead by the end of an episode until last week.

Just fucking do it already.

Or take back the second season order. They probably still have plenty of time.

He was so cute in that skit.

Anyone else not surprised when Heidi dropped her phone from the bridge? It was a good joke but it was super obvious when she took it out and the *plop* was tiny.

Okay so, how long until the episode is online?

Not from the US and can't watch streams because my internet is shitting itself.

No kidding, I fucking lost it when he started using two keyboards. Anyone got a webm of that scene?
Although I doubt its as good without the music.

i think he's actually going to kill himself
they're really building him deleting his twitter, i bet it'll be a double-fakeout and he won't delete his twitter, he'll delete himself. it helps that he's one of those "who the fuck is that" characters.

What's this show called?

oh I haven't missed it

>tfw have able but tv is broken

like, at least an hour after it. Just search it up and im sure you can find it somewhere

Hi I'm Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes

Legends of Chamberlain Heights.

He's really cute in Stick of Truth, too

I restarted it today-- playing a Thief this time

Cartman and Wendy otp

That'd suck, he doesnt deserve that. I'd rather they just kill one of the girls.

go to the warez-bb honey pot website they should have it in tv section soon after airing.

I think in a few hours they post the censored on South Park Studious, then the uncensored one is uploaded by Friday.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Wait, THAT got a second season while Moonbeam City is dead?

fuck this gay earth

this episode

>it helps that he's one of those "who the fuck is that"
Not really, he had a role in the Game of Thrones trilogy and he was there in the games, plus he was in the early episodes where Cartman made fun of him. If there are any "who the fuck" characters, it's one of the girls, like Red. I don't think she's had an episode about her.

Yeah he was, that game in general was hella cute mostly toward the beginning with the elves.

Is it wrong to like Wendy?

Thanks.

I thought people hated Moonbeam City? There was always bitching on the stream I watched when it came on.

not in the earlier seasons

Yea

I never thought I'd see a serious prepper commercial. Reminds me of that South Park commercial where some of the residents thought the world was going to end when Obama was elected.

Boooooooooooooo

boo wendy

How are they gonna top the Boston shitposting marathon?

Whats the best couple?

Tweek & Craig

Marjorine & Cartman

Butters & Cartman

Wendy & Cartman

I like Wendy!

It really felt like kids being kids and playing. And using imagination. Very cute

Tweek + Craig

They'd have to top Boston. I don't really know how that's possible.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, TODAY IS WEDNESDAY.

I spent the whole day thinking it was Tuesday.

Where is my time?

Fuck off fatass.

Kenny x City Wok owner

where is the stream?

ill accept any clue...

Marjorine & an older woman.

>Kevin/Red was canon

>Kevin/Red was canon

>Kevin/Red was canon

Your tv.

Tweek & Craig easily.

How many of you broke niggas don't have cable?

Fucking Blackhawk Down

>I can't fix you.

What the fuck Wendy

It is Wednesday my dudes.

Moonbeam City had great style, decent music, and a good setting. The only major problem it had was the really shitty writing.

Not that user, but with a new season they could've replaced the writer and it would be a lot more better to watch.

tv

Mr Slave & Big Gay Al

WE

Queen

Stan and Kyle.

Scene of the season so far.

I want it back.

She can't fix Stan thinking everything is shit.

WAZ

I loved Moonbeam City. It was too good for this earth.

thats why Stan drinks alchohol

>I was lying in the grass

Where's the link?

She can't fix that either.

SHIPFAGS GET OUT YOU ARE RUINING THIS GENERAL

Up your butt & around the corner.

WE WUZ MAFIA N SHIEEET

who Yokai Watch here?

Lets do it

DUDE black guy takes sown the mafia because why not LMAO

dude Republicans lmao

Who's Heidi?

>serious prepper commercial
National Geographic had a whole show called Doomsday Preppers, most of the people that were on the show were ill-prepared for and actual HAPPENING, and when the show went to commercial they played serious prepper commercials.

Picking up Fleshy Souls this Friday. Playing Stick of Truth for like the 4th time until then.

BUTTERS X BRADLEY

Fuck this Trevor Noah guy, what an unfunny hack.

KEK

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALWAYS ATTACKING TRUMP JESUS

Post link

I cleared my history from last week

>Burgervision

I hate it.

Fucking kek

B T F O
T
F
O

Thank you Gerald.

That song was from Black Hawk Down by the way

>those doctor names

FROM THE THREE POINT LINE

>Courtsier Boobsoff

>these doctor names

>still believes in the goodness of humanity

oh, this won't end well

From the three point line!

>Juerdo Titsgo
>Courtsier Boobsoff

>Getting through the filters via leaving positive reviews with offensive names

Clever

Make me.

Dr. Cutsuer Boobsoff

Fuck you Matt and Trey, give me back my sides.

Fucking savage

Yep
That's the joke

COUTSIER BOOBSOFF

ooooooooooooooooo get dunked bitch

Mafia was always a shit series, let it be modern shit.

>these doctor names

>twitter homicide

kek

>twitter homicide

My fucking sides

Joke names...always great.

...

wow aren't you the smartest person in the thread

Because traps >>>>>>>>>>>> boys >>>> girls

>Twitter homicide

Naw DQ7. For the next month at least.

@ where, sir..?

@ where?

At where?

>Bailey /k/ay

@ where?

@where?

THOSE NAMES. FUCKING KEK

WHY @MIDNIGHT OF CURSE!!!11

Stan quit being a bitch.

>Stan getting sad about breaking up AGAIN

Please tell me the episode hasn't started yet

>without social media presence they won't see Cartman coming

he is unstoppable now

The episode hasn't started yet.

This season is basically Tails Gets Trolled.

>everything sucks

2016 perfectly summed up

>@ where

DEBATE TIME

>singular

GIVE ME A T
GIVE ME AN O

hah, that lester

>it ends with someone photoshopping a dick in my mouth.

>tfw my mom is voting for Trump and can't talk shit or else she'll kick me out

It hasn't started yet.

The repeat, I mean. That won't start for another hour and a half.

Is there a stream up?

>Everyone taking sides

How did society come to this mindset anyway?

>mad max 2 poster replaced with fury road

Deep lore.

WHERE IS TWEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post stream

GO TO HELL RANDY

>it's a randy episode

Ugh heteroshit, gross Stan. Stop being such a depressed pussy again.

oh I see where this is going

Goddamnit Hillary.

>inb4 trumpfags lose their shit

...Okay that was actually kinda funny.
Shame it's gonna cause so much butthurt.

SIMPLY

NOT

T R U E
R
U
E

>My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted
Fuck me, this is fantastic.

FUCK


I JUST TUNED IN. WHAT DID I MISS?

>I am giving you this lady, I AM GIVING YOU THIS

Calling it now, Hilary's a robot.

>MY OPPONENT IS A LIAR AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED

...

>Visible age on Hillary's face
DELETE THIS

nice quads

"community message boards"

That was dumb

Hahahahahahahahaha

THIS IS BRILLANT

Hillary's a robot. Yep.

Fuck oh fuck why the fuck did it have to fucking be here oh fuck

It's about time PC Principal started cracking skulls, honestly.

The radiation from the snuke has affected her thinking

>This debate
Hardest I laughed at SP in years.
Tears in my eyes.

their take on the presidential debates

I fucking love PC Principal.

>Hillary rigidly sticking to the script no matter what

fucking kino literally the best debate parody to be made give up funny or die

That debate scene was fantastic

>Kyle
>Stan
>Butters
>Token

NO KENNY REEEEE

but the subdued execution was brilliant

I've never had a twitter or facebook so this is kind of weird for me.

WE GENDER WAR NOW

GOD DAMN IT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TRUMP OR HILLARY

IS
THERE
TWEEK AND CRAIG?

>heidi has the exact same voice as leslie

hmmmmmm

Changing your mind became known as flip-flopping which is seen as weak, even though any reasonable person may change their mind when presented with new information.

>People being forced to go outside and socialize
THE HORROR

They're in the park, and they're not even playing Pokemon Go. They're just... there.

Hiddie x Cartman new pairing?

WHERE THE FUCK IS KENNY? WHERE THE FUCK IS TWEEK?

Fuck this shit. Fuck.

Is Hillary a crab person?

Isn't that the couple who watched the Blockbuster?

the only people at the park are playing pokemon go though

the fuck

>never even been on Twitter

This is kinda lost on me.

>People doing normal things are lost souls
Kek

he is too poor for an i phone

lawd its so true

I have never had a twitter or even browsed twitter, is it really that popular?

Am I not a normie any more???

This is the most accurate portrayal of Trump it's basically almost a 1:1 with the real thing.

When you leave social media, it is like leaving a whole different world and you miss out on so much it is like you are going through a time machine stuck in the past while everyone is living it up in the future

>No tweek

What the fuck. You're gonna reference all the PC shit from before but not Creek?

>Trump trying to suck Putins dick

Well that's one thing they got right.

Missed the first 8 minutes. What'd I miss?

>I'll probably end up sucking Putin's dick!

>Kevin Hart getting his own show

How many seasons is it gonna last, Cred Forums?

I haven't laughed this hard at SP in forever.
This is great.

G-Guys... What if Trump... the MADMAN....... ACTUALLY WINS?

you've always been a lost soul, Boco

DRUMPF BTFO

not gonna lie, I agree with Matt and Trey

I think Trump started his campaign as a joke then some how everyone else fucked themselves over and he was unintentionally the last man standing

Now he is doing everything he can to lose except concede, because that would ruin his brand, but it won't fucking take

Based fucking Strange

Maybe she's been taken over by the thing that was in her snizz and killed the guy trying to get the snuke out.

stream where?

Is Scott kill ?

Also, why's his tongue always hanging out is it a diabetic thing?

its from one of those buzzfeed vids they were ranting about on pol where ultra libtards go to a shooting range

PEPAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>I'm going to Russia to negotiate with Valdimir Putin
>I'll probably end up getting drunk and sucking his dick

Normies love him so...Probably like 30 years.

It used to be really big, but it's dying down because they've begin heavily coming down on people with "wrong opinions" and people are leaving it in droves.

I mean it's still huge, but it's been dropping a lot the last few months.

Then we go back to 2006. When Cred Forums was good.

Isn't that what we all want?

I kill everyone on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

Doesn't he already have one on BET that is like a spoof on reality tV??

Incredibly popular. Arguably best customer service response time when tweeting at a company and now able to stream Thursday NFL games.

and all the male adults have the same voice as randy, your point?

So glad Matt and Trey are left wing like me

Well he is on track to win unless Hillary pulls something out of her ass

>i'll end up sucking his dick!

I dont get why south park just does not come out to support Gary johnson seeing they are libertarians

I kinda want to vote for Garrison now.

I'd assume it's just a visual justification for his lisp

remember that the simpsons said that he will fuck up america

I fucking hate the commercials on CC! They keep airing the same 10 or so every break. Especially the stupid one with the potato faced bitch driving her car and daydreaming she's an idol. Nice to know cars are getting retard proof I guess.

Trump shows all the signs of being a clinical narcissist

Good point.

He's going to spill a Heinz's factory of beans about the government.

current unbiased projections already say he will

at this point his supporters will back him no matter what he does and Hillary's attempts and making them break from him is futile and a waste of time when she needs to focus on gathering her own support because right now she is a sinking fucking ship

Cred Forums was never good

It's like his whole campaign is just one big answer to the question "what could possibly go wrong?"

People like you and I don't exist socially. I don't even have a Facebook account. Half the time I can't even sign up to do stuff online because it's like I'm not even a real person.

Well aware
I'm only visiting from /k/

People really have devolved to the level of South Park adults. How much longer before we're...Marvel civilians, user? How long?

Sweet despair from all the butt hurt. I want it.

>is on track to win
I knew Cred Forums was deluded but not this deluded

Society at its most laziest and narcissistic form. You're better off avoiding it.

...

am I supposed to be laughing? what happned to the jokes? I don't get this season

I'm a libertarian and I don't even support Gary, the dude's nuts and not even a real Libertarian

I saw trump at a rally, almost met him, he's the real deal. Just sucks at "politicalness". Fucking hates the pc movement and liar media fags.

yeah he did,for his show,now thats gone he fucked

They stopped focusing on the jokes since last season.

As soon as somebody here talks shit about him, he'll try to shut it down

>high dynamic range gaming
What do they meen by this?

those doctors names and the Hillary bit was funny

Serval hundred million users either that or facebook, I don't know. Don't use either myself.

will ike snitch on his dad?

yeah. they could actually make a difference. i don't understand why they aren't doing that.. we NEED to send a message to the media that they can't just decide our candidates for us. Even the shit the political parties was doing was more legitimate than them being chosen by entertainers as targets of easy ridicule
sounds fine to me, aside from not being republican enough. what's wrong with him?
at this point we need to all get together and elect literally-anyone-else.

Chris chan pls go

Then I get to shitpost in glee now that Cred Forums is the dominant board

Its weird, isn't it?

>Kevin Hart's show is Sundays at 11:30

What a horrible time slot.

>Those sounds coming from Ikes
PC

bullshit marketing

>deluded
that's what people have been saying ever since he started running, people who deny he's going to win now are in some hard denial.

>anticipating despair
fucking MotW-ass niggas ITT

>Said the increasingly nervous Hillary supporter.

>He's going to keep telling Ike all this shit

>yfw Ike blows up in his fucking face

Even if what you're saying is true, alt right shit has nothing to do with it. It's the rise of snapchat, instagram, and periscope diverting people's attention. Even the biggest normie can't keep up 5 accounts at a time.

>Gerald trying to turn Ike into his trolling protege

Being reasonable is weak. If people were reasonable then we wouldn't settle things through force, and humanity settling things through force is the reason we are as awesome as we are.

>get over it

Kek

NEW SHIP

>Gerald pretty much doing all of this for the lols
Is his life that shitty?

oh yeah that was funny. okay.
i mean, i like everything he's saying, it's just I know he isn't saying it. some speechwriter is.
>somehow
the other republican candidates said they wouldnt participate in these ridiculous farcical debates anymore, so they were asked to leave

Cartmen x Heidi art when

>SHIPPING

>Newt Gingrich

I'm starting to feel bad for Cartman?

Ike knows

ike's gonna spill the beans

this isn't even fucking Cred Forums legit and unbiased experts and even fucking Michael Moore believe he is going to win

the gist of it comes down to Trump's supporters are passionate and highly proactive with trying to get him elected, Hillary has loyalists but they are empty souls with no fire in their hearts

>this fucking 4th wall breaking opinions

It's leaning harder on satire than all-around wackiness and laughs.

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

if he keeps failing as hard as he did yesterday he'll lose

How heart warming... I think.

HEIDI X CARTMAN?!!??!?!?!

Nothing changes, Pence does all the actual work, what little they try to do gets blocked by the House/Senate, he's out in 4 years assuming no major scandal. So basically he'd be out in a year or two.

I SHIP IT

kewl

kewl

Randy likes him now

H A R T M A N

no

They shown he's incredibly happy

They really are shitting on female comics. I love it.

Women are funny.

Reminder that if you vote for anyone else but God Emperor Trump, you need to kill yourself asap.

>even fucking Michael Moore believe he is going to win

That would be the best thing to happen to Michael Moore.

Remember, he's only famous because Bush was president.

OH SHIT SHE DEAD

AN HERO

FUCKING GERARLD

This episode is a 10/10 satire-wise

What the fuck!?

Trolls remorse is a go!

>"I didn't watch last episode"

His life his great, he's basically one of the only happy people here. Because he releases all his shit online.

>Randy us Gary Johnson

>South Gore

reminder that if you vote for trump you are literally a troll

>TROLLING

>HAS CONSEQUENCES

>Nobody scored her jump

Missed opportunity, guys.

Why are they sitting on female comics?

TROLLED TO DEATH

SHE FUCKING AN HERO'D

She got memed on too hard.

>CARTMAN IS THE ONLY BOY WITH A GIRLFRIEND

>implying trolls would be upset about someone becoming an hero

the only real problem is his appointments

congress can stall them but it's the only real thing besides the country's reputation that he can fuck around with

Calling it now, Freja faked her death to troll Gerald.

JEWS

IT'S THE JEWS

>Not Gore Park.

You can tell they wrote this episode in about 2 hours.

oooooooooooh shit it's actually the memberberries.

Why didn't anyone bomb the debate? it's not that fucking hard. just wipe em both out and end the madness

Butters.

Holy shit, this is an exact representation of the election.

>it's like there are other forces at work

Memes, Randy, Memes and Lord Kek

ITS THE MEMBERRIES

>an actual suicide instead of a social one
What a twist!

MEMBER GOONIES

They always do that though.

those memberberries fucking love star wars

It has been. Trolling was doing him some good, up until he fucked up.

Are you guys forgetting about the nukes?

Try it then.

>vikings vs. Trolls

story narrative

>memberberry pie
>Danes planning an attack

kek

here we go, time for member berry reveal

>Danes vs trolls

fuck I can't believe I didn't see this coming

WW3 confirmed

VIKINGS VS TROLLS

Ohhh shit

KILL THE TROLL WITH FIRE

NAME THE JEW

Yeah where's the continuity of Denmark as Europe's Canadians?

Oh yeah, Denmark would have experience with trolls no? Bridge trolls and the like.

Where can I watch the new episode of South Park?

You have to go back.

>Scandinavian country
>All white

WHAT'S ITS NAME?

So the Danish are going to invade America or just South Park?

WE METALPOCLAPSE NOW

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

MY MIND

WORLD WAR THREE BOYS

>The Danes are going to fight a troll
>THE DANES ARE GOING TO FIGHT A TROLL

FUCK I GET IT

>To get a troll out of hiding... you must say its name.

FUCK THIS IS TOO GOOD

>Danes
>White

Hehhehehee

>current unbiased projections already say he will

user loves to believe lies.

>Danes vs trolls

HOLY SHIT

i think we all remember the snuke

>To get a troll to come out of hiding, you must say it's name?
Does that scan? Is that accurate troll legend?

they pretty much always write and do episodes like days before airing in order to adapt to the current events, while still keeping the general skeleton of the episode intact.

So Marcus is killed? I guess zombie Dom wasnt enough.

>one of them 'members the prequels

Why is PewDiePie back on South Park?

fucking baiowolf

he doesn't literally have the power to single handedly fire nukes, there is a retarded amount of protocol to go threw, and the military already said if it seems especially unreasonable they will not obey his commands

NAME THE JEW

AWAKEN MUSTAKRAKISH

SEND FOR THE MAN

Why the fuck do you autistic Americans have 3 ad breaks for a 20 minute show?

I...I think so...?

We beowulf now

wtf was that ebay commercial

Nice comeback.

>user, it's time for dinner!

Yes

Nobody is living it up in the future on dumb social media sites, arguing about pop culture, politics and whoring themselves out by posting god damn too many pictures.

because television shows survive on ads

enjoy your bubble dem bro for the last few months you have it for

>Literally going to name the jew

Why do autistic non-americans watch our shows? Don't you have your own TV you cuck?

>autistic americans
There's your answer.

>screen zooms to orbit after memberberries

ITS WHOLE FOODS DOING IT AGAIN
AND THE ADDS

This is just something that Comedy Central does

>Is that accurate troll legend?
Yeah

>legit and unbiased experts

>Michael Moore

Garrison talked about the pieces of shit who believe that.

Member Tweek you fucking jack asses Matt and Trey?

WHERE IS TWEEK!!!!?!?!?!?!1

>black laughs matter

McDonalds nuggets > Burger King nuggets

>Black laughs matter

>Black Laffs Matter

>black laughs matter

gotta have our food commercials to keep us fat.

is Cartman going to turn her racist?

>Black Laughs Matter

The best

member sheev?

>black laughs matter

>black laughs matter
ok i chuckled

FUCK TWEEK YOU SHITTERS

OH FUCK THIS GUY

Fuck yes, I love the Pet Semetary guy.

Oh it's this fucking guy.

>The farmer from pet cemetary

kek

The Hobbit is only good for all the girls' Photoshopped Looks

>yeeeahp farmer is back

this farmer seems familiar....

member the milk man?

>getting rid of peppers and onions

not cool

Oh shit it's the Pet Cemetery guy

>THEY KNOW WHO HE IS

DELTE EVERYTHING

Oh shot. The troll has been found.

YOU KILLED A WOMAN, GERALD

YOU KILLED HER

REMEMBER THE 90S?

OH SHIT HE'S GOING DOWN

DELETE

FUCKING

EVERYTHING

>Gerald losing his fucking shit

webm related

>stream shitting up

Great.

PROTOCOL 0

>dropping onions
>dropping pumpkins
jesus christ the shit taste these people have
these berries are bad juju

>black laughs matter
joke #2. very nice.
>that terrible reaction
jeez guys

>has a trebuchet in his trunk

that is one gangster jew.

The owners of the show get money from the advertisements that are shown on the show's commercial breaks.

What makes you think we like them?

DELETE EVERYTHING

REMEMBER THE 80s THOUGH?

>Jew literally SHUTTING IT DOWN
They have to lurk here. They just have to.

...

Punch the baby!

>UMadBro folder

Welcome to 2008 I guess.

OH SHIIIIIIIT

>the cloud fucks over everything

FUCKING IKE

SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER THE 90s THOUGH

>no but i want to dad
>NOT LIKE THAT SMART ASS
shit

DELET THIS

Its referencing Hillarys emails right

NOT LIKE THAT SMARTASS

>no, but I want to dad
....aw

In a normal country, you'd have one 3 minute ad break halfway through the show, not one after the intro, and then another every 7 minutes.

I fucking love Ike

BUT REMEMBER BOBBYS WORLD?

First thing I thought of too

DELETE DELETE DELETE

>Not like that smartass!

pffffffffffffffft

>No...but I want to dad...

FFFFFUUU

>eating fast food

NO BUT MEMBER THE 90s?

SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING!

Why are Cartman and Heidi so cute?

>That ending
Holy shit indeed

>but I want to dad

> I want to dad.

That hit hard. I wasn't expecting that.

Thats herman Munster you fucking plebs

I want to fucking murder you

HEIDI A SLUT

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIIIIT

HOLY SHIIIIT

CARTMAN GONNA GET SOME

>do you want me to show you

HOLY SHIT

>CARTMAN LOSING HIS VIRGINITY

HO LEE FUCK

HOLY SHIIIIT

HOLY SHIT

CARTMAN GETTIN MAD POON

HOLY SHIT

SLUT

holy shit that ending

CARTMAN is going to become a man

>CARTMEN GONNA SEE PUSSY

>Do you want me to show you
Holy shit
>holy shit
I know right!

HOOOOLY SHIT

DAMN CARTMAN.

"do you want me to show you"

what did she mean by this?

holy shit

time to turn the channel

aaaaaaaaaaand channel changed

...

>Talking to a girl gets you laid

Really?

>Do you want me to show you?

Hoooolly shiiiit

Holy shit I hope this happens

>Holy SHIIIIITTT

HAHAHAHAA

Welp time to change the channel.

>Cartman can get a real girl to show him his vagina
>Probably will have sex before I do
DELETE THIS EPISODE

literally me

HEIDI SHOWING CARTMAN HER VAG!

Fucking Cartmen is getting in there, he is getting in there.

They completely erased all the jokes yet I love where they're going with this.

>Do you want me to show you
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHET

HOLY SHIT

CARTMAN IS ALPHA AS FUCK

I didn't watch the stream. Is there Tweek and Craig in this episode? Even as a background joke? That's the only thing I care about. At the very least, tell me Craig isn't affected by the mass break ups.

>da da da DA daaa
My name is cleaveland bro-
*click*
Cyall next week.

MY MAN

HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

M Y M A N C A R T M A N

Get in there Cartman

>that entire episode
HOLY SHIT

>In a normal country
This is America, what makes you think we're normal? But seriously, it's very annoying and I hate it too.

No way, Kanye's bits were the best.

I thought you could just feed them eggs.

Shit, everything IS upside down. Eric got a fucking girlfriend I think.

good on ya cartman

Oh my fucking GOD

Great fucking ending.

you are gay

>I want to dad
Jesus fuck.

He finna smash

Please just fucking kill yourself

Shit, everything IS upside down. Eric got a fucking girlfriend I think.

She's going to show him in a medical textbook, from the local library.

>Do you want me to show you?

H-Heidi?

CARTMAN ABOUT TO GET LAID

HEDI X CARTMAN CONFIRMED. HOLY FUCK.

HOLY SHIT

Holy shit


Biggest laugh in a while

OH MY GOD
CARTMAN AND HEIDIPUSSI

Holy shit fucking gross. Heidi god damn. I think i'm going to throw up. That's Cartman you dumb whore.

Would Trey and Matt like Berserk?

cartman gets to see taint before i do? fuck that

Cartman gonna get laid before Stan and Kyle

>Do you want me to show you
FFFFFFFUUUUUUCK

What the fuck were they thinking having a shit show coming on after a big hitter like south park?

reminds me of that one bugs bunny cartoon where they had some comedy jam and Bugs thought he was on last and the person who went on after Bugs was bombing hard

>getting off the internet and actually talking to women can get you a girlfriend
ok that's pretty funny

I wonder if south park has the balls to show an underaged vagina

Great, Suptv was being a shit stream as usual and I missed the fucking end.

>THAT ENDING

New episode is on kisscartoon

What the hell? No one told me that.

I want to FUCK tweek in the BUTTHOLE

This is the power of meme-magic.

Damn kids don't remember Chef's advice.

Next week can't come soon enough

Me too user, me too.

...

>Cartman is going to get laid before you

Its time to end it all

>nigger humor

What is this shit?

You know that Jimmy the cripple got laid before any of them

not like he has any competition considering they're dead to everyone else.

Heh. Theres that farmer again.

>No...but...I want to dad...

Someone please screencap all the reactions to the ending in this thread.

Chef's been dead for half the show's run.

>tfw when no creek this episode

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least we get Cartman x Heidi

They were thinking they'd get a ton of South Park viewers too lazy to change the channel. Worked for Moonbeam City for awhile but doesn't work when the follow up show is too awful to sit through.

They're big weebs so yeah.

MEMBER 2008?!

>my face when there's going to be
SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PORN

No it's just gross heteroshit.

I hope that thing at the end is a misdirect.

>Do you want me to show you?

Is Cartman actually getting character development?????
Is he gonna fucking change for good?

Trash.

who do you think knows Gerolds identity

Is the entire season going to be about this story arc? It feels like it's already coming to an end but the season is only just starting.

Post yfw "do you want me to show you?"

yeah we havent seen that before have we? we've only seen the bits of wee lads.

17

Good job Cartman, now seal the deal.

Me? Is that (you)?

>Gerald was told to under a bridge.

Chef's advice is outdated.

tumblr.com/search/south park/recent

tumblr.com/search/south park/recent

tumblr.com/search/south park/recent

tumblr is on complete meltdown modo

Member before Obummer got elected?

Surprise its Kenny

Nope, just boring hetro shipping between Hedi and Cartman.

Tweek x Craig seems dead at this point.

I hope they show us Heidie's cunny

>humor

You know he wont, it's some master keikaku he has going on.

So Cartman sees a pussy. What're you people getting so worked up about.

Pepe frog and Anonymous

Remember its cartman
he played long con's before
he went through extreme lengths for revenge before

Certainly not. He has an endgame planned, the question is what.

Member Palin? Member the Dark Knight? Member Tropic Thunder? Member the Russian invasion of Georgia? I member!

Black laughs matter

so people of Cred Forums, which South Park girl is best?

Boco, what do you think about the lack of boyzu ravu this episode? Do you think there's a chance for boyzu ravu at all, this season?

Holy shit

...

I think i hate this show now. Seriously fuck that ending. Not only getting shippers in a tizzy but that was just disgusting. They just had to use that sick fat fuck Cartman, didnt they?

Tweek is a cumdumpster

Where did my life go so wrong?

Cartman is going to see a vagina and probably do things with it.
What's your fucking excuse?

...

All of the other boys blue balled, Cartman gets the puss.

because that's more than most of us especially you have seen boco

yup, can show boy parts but not girl parts
that's still a massive taboo

and 'member when south park did things that weren't allowed?

Refer to:

...

"Holy shit"

All shit. Remove all of them. They're to blame for all this.

Any of you guys got a Mega?

...

Leslie

Stop lying

Fuck work making me miss the stream.

Is there anyway I can still watch it? Like is there a video cache on Suptv ?

Creek is dead anyway. No interaction whatever this season.

I legitimately have autism and anger issues

the Mexican one

It's not like this sort of thing has ever happened to any of us

>still no kenny

I guess he's dead for real this time.

>A fat, unlikable, sociopath gets to see a pussy before me

Why am I even still alive

...

lmao how the fuck does ANYONE watch south park and hate cartman?

like fuck go watch steven universe that's more up your alley

I could really not care less.

Who the fuck here hasn't seen a vagina by now? Pictures count.

...

Cartman is going to see more pussy than most of Cred Forums, think about that.

...

So Lisa then.

Yeah, all those Heidi x Cartman shippers that took over South Park fandom on day one, right?

no they don't.

...

...

...

>lmao
>liking Cartman
>Obligatory SU mention
Pleb

...

What am I doing with my life

what is this?

Bumping this request

>The only couple with actual chemistry and a defined past over 20 seasons
>Potential to be the greatest force for change if they would get out of eachothers ass
>Validated once, never picked up again

Is there any greater injustice?

Why the fuck do you care about a random tripfag's opinion jesus fuck

Well, either way this is South Park. This will NOT end the way you all think it will.

Lol is that girl retarded. She thinks she's a boy

What would they think of Griffith?

he was in the hall crying last ep

>South Park is taking a week off
>I might get laid next week for the first time
>Then again, I might not

I wonder who's going to lose their virginity first, me, or Cartman?

>Cartman manages to actually get pussy before the other kids
Fucking hell, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

They sat next to each other during the assembly you sack of garbage

>Booncocks.

southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Follow_That_Egg!/Trivia

>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

>>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

>>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

>>Eric worked together with Heidi on the egg project

...

...

You, has there been any kid in South Park that lost their virginity at 10?

youtube.com/watch?v=pZ10lwZYtM0

Neither.

What?

Jimmy

Anybody have a link to the ep

I imagined that comic
you know the one

Woopty doo, that was for 1 episode. Tweek has been gone most of this season already.

Face it, Spaz x Indifferent is dead.

...

>post yfw "you must say his name"

Shit, are you me user?

Same deal. I've got a thing next Saturday that could very well end in me getting laid.

Jimmy fucked a hooker.

>two episodes of cheesy drawn out drama queen suicide analogies
>actual an hero goes SPLAT

>one episode of cheesy drawn out afterlife analogies
>Do you want me to show you?

Goddamn TWEESTS
The Randy memberberry shit was kinda plodding but it was worth it in the end.

underrated post
It'll be a laugh riot if that's what actually happens.

Jimmy with the hooker.

DEEPEST LORE

Jimmy. Also, Cartman gave someone a blowjob.

...

They're all whores

Eric. Fucking. Cartman.

That he is a hero who took down a band of outlaws before fucking his girlfriend (who he forgave for cheating on him with his mancrush) so hard it make her retarded.

Okay for real how would you react if a girl told you

>"Do you want me to show you?"

I wouldn't even know what the hell to do.

...

Good luck, user. I've already made out with this girl so I probably have a chance unless she flakes at the last minute.

y-you too

Well shit.

What episode was it?

neither did Cartman.
I'd probably react the same way he did.

But I'm not racist nor am I manipulative.

I'd say no thanks. Easy.

Ike fucked his teacher.

What's Freja/Denmark a parody of? Only thing I can think of is the Muhammad cartoons, but that's a decade old.

For those that missed it

cough cough
get fucked
jk promptfile dot /l/FC6E482A50-A4937B2CFC

Erection Day
That was a beautiful episode.

Turn into an awkward pile of spaghetti

The one where Jimmy gets a boner and hears that the only way to get rid of it is to fuck a hooker. Forgot the exact episode.

cuck

>Cartman might get legit laid before all the other boys.

Holy shit.

Cartman blew a homeless guy in the sea people episode and jerked off Ben Affleck with the use of Jennifer Lopez, and he also put Butter's penis in his mouth.

The only right answer.

D-does this mean I can get a girl to show me her ladyballs if I trash my computer and phone too?

Is the new episode up anywhere? In need of a link.

girls dont have balls

neat

ty dubs

Jokes on you there is no new episode next week. Have fun waiting two weeks.

>gay boy offered more vagina than half the straight boys

THOSE COCK TEASING CHUCLEFUCKS

FFFUUUUUUU

Didn't Cartman know that girls don't have balls after The List?

...But then, how does it work when they go to scratch their balls?

>girls dont have balls
Than how do they scratch their balls?

WHERE'S THE MEGA YOU FUCKS

This is obviously all a plan to get laid.

Butters has gotten the most pussy of any SP character.

>butters has sucked cock
This pleases the penis

You. Hey you. Shh!

>Cartman being attracted to a girl who's not a Wendy or Wendy lookalike
I don't think so.

Dream sequences dont count.

Cartman is the one that suck Butter's cock.

>trusting Cartman's memory

mega.co.nz/#!Jhgh0S5Y

>Retconning the episode with the most hilarious Kenny death

Cartman gave Butters a BJ, not the other way around.

what's the key?

>questioning Cartman's sexuality

Does it count if she's the one that's unconscious?

I'm reminded of a story me and a smut writer friend of mine started ages ago, should really bug him to continue with it;

silentsoulken.tumblr.com/post/120319721370/south-park-butters-imaginative-book-ch-1

Women just scratch their Labia Majora...

nice.

Goonies is my childhood movie.

Cupid Me pretty much confirms that he's just egosexual.

No one. Danes put the note on everyone's car and sent everyone the email, only the guilty one freaked out, maybe Tweek, too.

What's the key

what's the key? The link has a decryption lock

Quads of truth

>mega.co.nz/#!Jhgh0S5Y
you have to go to the 3rd option, link and key or something like that

I was surprised when it wasn't Ike.

>Ike!! Do you know who I am?
> ... No, dad, but I want to.

A surprisingly touching moment, albeit immediately forgotten when a 9 year old girl offered to play doctor with Cartman.

>no key

i bet u think your so funny

>You, has there been any kid in South Park that lost their virginity at 10?

you...dont watch south park much do you?

I 'member! 'member truffle shuffle!

>No, dad, but I want to.

I....These FEELINGS...Just....cant...I