Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Boy oh boy, this week sure flew by fast, one minute it was Wednesday, and poof, it's Wednesday again! Gee whiz, I sure am excited for the brand new episode of South Park airing tonight at 10/9c, oh hey, that's just three hours from this post, neato!
>The Damned - When Cartman seemingly vanishes from social media, the police begin to conduct an investigation into the matter; Gerald continues with his indiscriminate online bullying campaign and is ecstatic about the media attention he is getting.
Oh hamburgers, I sure do feel bad for what we had to do to Cartman last week. And it was all for no reason too, cause he wasn't even skankhunt42 to begin with! He really didn't do it this time! Now the girls are all breaking up with the boys, and everyone's all sad and miserable and dead inside.... well, except for me, my girlfriend's Canadian! Oh, and I guess Craig and Tweek are okay too, but that's only because they're gay.
>well, except for me, my girlfriend's Canadian What about Bradley?
Ryder James
Who /#cartmanuprising2k16/ here? Someone has to pay.
Austin Ward
post yfw everyone got dumped last week
the music made that scene so much funnier than it should have been
Luis Howard
The ninja music made it top notch.
Luke Anderson
>Kenny's only appearance in the episode was him lying in misery in the background
Liam Jackson
RIP south pork...
Jayden Harris
I hope all the boys being single leads to more gay in South Park.
Everything gay, except for Tweek/Craig, fuck that ship.
Ryder Cruz
the shows already pretty fucking gay in the first place
Anthony Sullivan
Kenny episode when?
Nathan Rivera
Hey fuck you, more gay is of course awesome but Tweek and Craig were the progenitors of boysu ravu.
Carter Hernandez
>the cutest boy in south park is the one that wears a hood all the time
literally should be illegal
Isaiah Lee
I could have sworn i heard a "you guys" in that song.
Kevin Martin
no, no more gay 8 year old boys
Grayson Torres
>fuck that ship
You want a threesome with them too?
Liam Jones
>no more gay 8 year old boys
Jordan Moore
reminder that its all this goy's fault
kyle is gonna be literally gay for cartman now and its his dads fault
Blake Allen
>this is the show that comes after south park now
jesus christ, what the fuck is cc doing
Lincoln Barnes
Cartman is dead user, he cant do that. Even if he could gross, he's all fat and shit.
Sebastian Perry
member when South Park wasn't so far up its own ass it could see it had become utter shit?
William Foster
>Kevin/Red was canon
biggest revelation from the episode desu
Jacob Thompson
No, I think they always knew it was utter shit.
Thomas Torres
How will the girls respond once they realize that the trolling didn't stop after their actions?
William Williams
I hope it will be better than the last episode.
Justin Cooper
maybe they'll turn on themselves?
James Bennett
You guys are mistaking it for Simpsons.
Brayden Morris
They'll start rioting in Charlotte.
Andrew Ward
How many hours left until it airs?
Gavin Diaz
>hating on Creek Fuck is wrong wit u? But I do hope all the boys get together to make the girls go "oh shit we fucked up."
Kevin Campbell
This reminds me of all the Cred Forums and /r9k/ handwringing that it'll soon be illegal to not have an active Facebook account.
Juan Reed
anyone else notice the characters are /fa/ as fuck?
Jayden Wood
And its better than last season of South Park too. Ironic isnt it?
Michael Campbell
nope. LOCH is nutshack-tier shit
Zachary Phillips
>I lost a bet: the cartoon Fortunately the ratings are terrible.
Christopher Wood
I need a webm of Gerald dancing across town.
Isaiah Williams
So it has some deep ass lore and we're not even in 3 episodes? Already sounds better than South Park.
Andrew Russell
i have never laughed at a "We're playing music over this to pretend it's epically dramatic" gag but i get why you would
Brandon Rivera
>kyle is gonna be literally gay for cartman now
>now
Isaac Hill
Everybody back to the pile.
Jordan Anderson
>"We're playing music over this to pretend it's epically dramatic" gag That's pretty much South Park in a nutshell nowadays.
Kevin Mitchell
>i get why you would nigga, i was drunk and high as shit, as is tradition when south park is new.
that aside, i think the music last episode was better than usual - Boston, Hi-C and then the "epic" breakup music. its like theyre suddenly paying attention to more things than they used to - 'member when south park didnt have one continuous story line for a season at a time?
Brandon Johnson
Cartoon Wars? They didn't forget. But people are still eating this shit up. Myself included.
Caleb Reyes
interesting fact: the lowest rated animated series of all time on imdb was made by the same people as this
Gabriel Thompson
Member when Barbrady was the only cop in South Park?
Colton Bell
hes been there before anyone else has...
Aaron Gomez
Fuck suptv
Hunter Foster
ITS THE NUTBLACK
Jordan Young
Style should be canon.
Gavin Ross
pls drop stream link
Nolan Rodriguez
fatty detected
Justin Fisher
Looks like we may be getting more female student focused episodes in the near future. So what was the best girl-centric episode of South Park and why is it The Hobbit?
I'd say Marjorine but it doesn't really count.
Gabriel Reed
Take this , remove the "fuck", and add a "dot org".
There's also some other streams that are brettygood.
William Cox
Why is Wendy so shit?
Aiden Reyes
I don't like what they did with Barbrady last season.
Brayden Lee
>Not Breast Cancer Show Ever >Not Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cooper Smith
Stupid Spoiled Whore though it's incredibly dated. >'member Paris Hilton?
Luis Taylor
Well, I did. But it's mostly the fact that they didn't forget about Barbrady that made me happy.
Christian Young
Does Dancing with Smurfs count? Otherwise Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.
Ryder Price
Wendy is cute
Oliver Collins
>I'd say Marjorine but it doesn't really count
Fuck you. She's best girl, easily
Dominic Lee
I like that they used him but the fact that they morphed his character into a carebear was pretty lame.
Jack Morris
What about The List?
Sebastian Bennett
>Breast Cancer Show Ever I'd forgotten about that one.
Ayden Kelly
consider all the awful shit a person can post underneath an anonymous guise. now let's consider the idea that the anonymity was suddenly stripped away, and you could see who it really was.
in a small town like south park, gerald's life would be essentially over. no one would trust him again, and kyle especially would never forgive him.
Jacob Rodriguez
That'd be hilarious. All the boys start hooking up with each other and they're just like "Ah come on!"
John Diaz
>she I wanna suck his feminine penis
Jackson Walker
>making people sympathize with a one note joke character
uh i hated that
Colton Stewart
Is anyone going to be streaming it as it airs?
Nathaniel Carter
Breast Cancer Show was definitely the best Wendy centric episode. Cartman doesn't really work as a villain toward his friends anymore, but pitting him against someone like Wendy is pretty much perfect because she represents everything he mocks.
Justin King
What was it?
Cameron Bailey
Eww i fucking hope not.
But to answer i guess Marjorine.
Ethan Anderson
I don't remember this boyband episode
Parker King
>Marjorine manages to be a better girl than the actual girls Why do boys make the best girls?
Luke Howard
I agree.
Lincoln Williams
South Park fanart is the strangest shit.
Josiah Baker
You haven't seen shit then.
Nathan Wilson
Well it is from 16 years ago
Evan Roberts
I do wonder what Cartman will do once he finds out it was a jew who caused him all this misery he's been mellowing out over the past few seasons but something like this I could see as proper justification to have him regress
Hudson Scott
>excellent submissive attitude >shy, and would likely blush at any intimate contact >blond and blue eyes >sexy trap
My dick could not be harder
Hunter Bailey
Butters is just a little fag.
Easton Hill
MORE TWEEK AND CRAIG WHEN
IT WAS THE BEST EPISODE OF LAST SEASON
James Harris
>You said I'm UGLY
Matthew Morgan
Right now
Jose Walker
SEE YA!
Lincoln Flores
I'd go so far as to say it's the best episode, period. Comfiest, cutest, funniest, and most fun episode. Plus the threads that were on here after the episode aired were the best. Here's hoping Matt and Trey didn't forget about best ship and shows the two unaffected by last episode's events.
Eli Perry
I will never forgive Matt and Trey for allowing this to happen
Lucas Stewart
SUH YUH
Luis Russell
You have seriously got to get that sand out of your vagina it's making you all cranky.
Hudson Turner
Hey Grandma, how bout another grape soda?
Ryder Morales
That commercial always made me really sad for some reason.
Hudson Martinez
I wonder if this beware nostalgia sub plot will tie into the political correctness issue. PC Principal is still around, although he hasn't done much yet.
Levi Evans
>for some reason Because you know there are some kids that fucking lazy and you see their exasperated grandparents dealing with that shit.
You know they tried to raise that kid right, but their actual parents are too inept to even help in the upbringing of their child and foist them on THEIR parents, who are old and should be enjoying their lives, and not be saddled with another kid.
Aaron Bennett
>$300 dollars!? What do you need $30 for!?
Dylan Bennett
Whats a better stream than shittv
suptv is trash
Alexander Mitchell
What episode is this from i don't remember this part? Also how long until the new episode
Luke James
the finale of season 19 at the gun show
Ryder Diaz
>yeah memeber?
Evan Gutierrez
'member Pip?
Ryan Nguyen
I could see this actually happening on the show.
Cooper Adams
yea but i dont want to...
Camden Brown
All I remember was coach wouldn't give him a helmet during football practice.
Dominic Davis
Will we ever get an explanation about the Mayor's husband?
Luis Myers
Did people really hate him that much? I thought Great Expectations was pretty good. It was funny and loaded with that old timey British story atmosphere.
Justin Lewis
Only people who didn't read Great Expectations hated that episode.
Dylan Ward
What if its their way of making fun of all the made up tumblr genders? They already had the kids go metrosexual or whatever it was in a previous episode, this time they all go pansexual etc.
Isaac Roberts
We've got suptv and brettygood, are there any other streams that DON'T lag like a motherfucker because they get spread all over Reddit?
Julian Davis
I could tell you but then it would get spread all over Reddit
Thomas Murphy
>made up tumblr genders >pansexual But... the term pansexual has existed since 1920s. I don't think Tumblr's that old.
William Turner
>SEETHING
Andrew Anderson
Butters is betters
Jackson Evans
>user doesn't know
heh, enjoy the war, kid...
Jaxson Sanders
hopefully :(
Charles Thomas
Ha. Bet CC regrets ordering a second season.
Jason Gomez
>Token literally just beats the fuck out of Cartman
Matthew Harris
holy shit they actually did that? Alright, someones gotta tell those motherfuckers this is not ok
Anthony Jackson
That was just an example, literally watch any sjw triggered feminist youtube video and pick whatever term they call themselves. Pansexual, non-binary, genderqueer, whatever the fuck it doesnt matter its all bullshit
Dominic Cox
They'll pretend that they were justified at being angry and they were actually angry for a different reason.
Kayden Nguyen
They did, but I guran-damn-tee they'll take it back.
Nathaniel Cox
he died in episode 200
Nicholas Taylor
It's a nice fun episode, that one.
Elijah Richardson
>How can enrybohgryl burhl rudlhe for thursss?
Wew, another hit performance by Sutherland.
Parker Ramirez
The only good thing about this bore is the Damien x Pip ship.
Benjamin Ward
The List had one of the most unexpected Kenny deaths, and it was great.
William Murphy
Maybe. I read Great Expectations and really didn't like the book at all. Apparently, one of the South Park creators also hates that book. So I got a good chuckle out of the episode.
Ryan Powell
>All this plot about trolling >Pepe just became a hate symbol thanks to the ADL
This year just keeps getting better
Camden Cox
I didnt read the book but i still just found it hilarious. Maybe because i've read other books kind of similar. They really encapsulated that century and time period of English stories.
Is the plot to the book basically the same? Some old bitch raises her daughter to break the hearts of other guys?
Elijah Stewart
Minus the acid spit, vitality machine, and robot monkeys, yeah.
Josiah Fisher
Pure sex
Colton Scott
This Gerald trolling montage needs to be a Cred Forums banner.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>this image It's shit.
>people actually liked Great Expectations
Gavin Nelson
Hey as usual I'm streaming it. As usual, I also would rather not be banned so I won't post a link. If you're looking for a stream, google Suptv.
Brayden Cook
...
Aaron Sanders
Love when they put real life scenes in montages
Dominic Gomez
It feels weird watching a reference to Boston (the band) in a cartoon that isn't ATHF
wake me up from this year
Wyatt Ross
Is everyone ready for more of the Best Boy? =3
Alexander Reyes
They'll just put it in the early morning graveyard slot. It's not like the show had a real budget.
Josiah Morales
hes a little butthole lol
Jack Ramirez
Kek, fuck off.
I want more tweek and craig. WHERE THE FUCK IS TWEEK DAMMIT.
Ryder Ortiz
I never wanted one character dead by the end of an episode until last week.
Ryder Hall
Just fucking do it already.
Liam Morales
Or take back the second season order. They probably still have plenty of time.
William Lewis
He was so cute in that skit.
Dylan Lee
Anyone else not surprised when Heidi dropped her phone from the bridge? It was a good joke but it was super obvious when she took it out and the *plop* was tiny.
Andrew Reed
Okay so, how long until the episode is online?
Not from the US and can't watch streams because my internet is shitting itself.
Jordan Green
No kidding, I fucking lost it when he started using two keyboards. Anyone got a webm of that scene? Although I doubt its as good without the music.
William Fisher
i think he's actually going to kill himself they're really building him deleting his twitter, i bet it'll be a double-fakeout and he won't delete his twitter, he'll delete himself. it helps that he's one of those "who the fuck is that" characters.
Camden White
What's this show called?
Colton Collins
oh I haven't missed it
>tfw have able but tv is broken
Blake Fisher
like, at least an hour after it. Just search it up and im sure you can find it somewhere
Aaron King
Hi I'm Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes
Isaiah Nelson
Legends of Chamberlain Heights.
Michael Baker
He's really cute in Stick of Truth, too
I restarted it today-- playing a Thief this time
Jose Russell
Cartman and Wendy otp
Jose Ortiz
That'd suck, he doesnt deserve that. I'd rather they just kill one of the girls.
Landon Robinson
go to the warez-bb honey pot website they should have it in tv section soon after airing.
Jace Thompson
I think in a few hours they post the censored on South Park Studious, then the uncensored one is uploaded by Friday.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Jackson Torres
Wait, THAT got a second season while Moonbeam City is dead?
fuck this gay earth
Zachary Jones
this episode
Joseph Harris
>it helps that he's one of those "who the fuck is that" Not really, he had a role in the Game of Thrones trilogy and he was there in the games, plus he was in the early episodes where Cartman made fun of him. If there are any "who the fuck" characters, it's one of the girls, like Red. I don't think she's had an episode about her.
Aiden Carter
Yeah he was, that game in general was hella cute mostly toward the beginning with the elves.
Jace Lee
Is it wrong to like Wendy?
Grayson Bennett
Thanks.
I thought people hated Moonbeam City? There was always bitching on the stream I watched when it came on.
Cooper Nguyen
not in the earlier seasons
Cooper Torres
Yea
Samuel Ross
I never thought I'd see a serious prepper commercial. Reminds me of that South Park commercial where some of the residents thought the world was going to end when Obama was elected.
Grayson Powell
Boooooooooooooo
boo wendy
Asher Jenkins
How are they gonna top the Boston shitposting marathon?
Chase Campbell
Whats the best couple?
Tweek & Craig
Marjorine & Cartman
Butters & Cartman
Wendy & Cartman
Cooper Thomas
I like Wendy!
Michael Bailey
It really felt like kids being kids and playing. And using imagination. Very cute
Michael Hall
Tweek + Craig
Jackson Taylor
They'd have to top Boston. I don't really know how that's possible.
Ayden Howard
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, TODAY IS WEDNESDAY.
I spent the whole day thinking it was Tuesday.
Where is my time?
Isaiah Gomez
Fuck off fatass.
Christian Foster
Kenny x City Wok owner
Jaxon Cooper
where is the stream?
ill accept any clue...
Charles Reyes
Marjorine & an older woman.
Leo Carter
>Kevin/Red was canon
>Kevin/Red was canon
>Kevin/Red was canon
Jaxon Morales
Your tv.
Ayden Stewart
Tweek & Craig easily.
Leo Cox
How many of you broke niggas don't have cable?
Jacob Bell
Fucking Blackhawk Down
Jaxson Jackson
>I can't fix you.
What the fuck Wendy
Gavin Lee
It is Wednesday my dudes.
Ian Taylor
Moonbeam City had great style, decent music, and a good setting. The only major problem it had was the really shitty writing.
Not that user, but with a new season they could've replaced the writer and it would be a lot more better to watch.
Caleb Morales
tv
Chase Robinson
Mr Slave & Big Gay Al
Hudson Wilson
WE
Adrian Stewart
Queen
Cameron Lopez
Stan and Kyle.
Eli Robinson
Scene of the season so far.
Matthew Perry
I want it back.
Daniel Russell
She can't fix Stan thinking everything is shit.
Carson Lewis
WAZ
Nicholas Harris
I loved Moonbeam City. It was too good for this earth.
Owen Jones
thats why Stan drinks alchohol
Landon Kelly
>I was lying in the grass
Levi Gutierrez
Where's the link?
Jaxson Taylor
She can't fix that either.
Austin Jackson
SHIPFAGS GET OUT YOU ARE RUINING THIS GENERAL
Ian Ortiz
Up your butt & around the corner.
Jaxon Perez
WE WUZ MAFIA N SHIEEET
Asher Williams
who Yokai Watch here?
Sebastian Martin
Lets do it
Eli Morales
DUDE black guy takes sown the mafia because why not LMAO
Nolan Robinson
dude Republicans lmao
Julian Roberts
Who's Heidi?
Austin Barnes
>serious prepper commercial National Geographic had a whole show called Doomsday Preppers, most of the people that were on the show were ill-prepared for and actual HAPPENING, and when the show went to commercial they played serious prepper commercials.
Christian Perry
Picking up Fleshy Souls this Friday. Playing Stick of Truth for like the 4th time until then.
Ian Phillips
BUTTERS X BRADLEY
Adam Brooks
Fuck this Trevor Noah guy, what an unfunny hack.
Angel Flores
KEK
Anthony Hughes
WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALWAYS ATTACKING TRUMP JESUS
Colton Russell
Post link
I cleared my history from last week
Matthew Murphy
>Burgervision
I hate it.
Andrew Rogers
Fucking kek
Jeremiah Gray
B T F O T F O
Elijah Butler
Thank you Gerald.
Juan Foster
That song was from Black Hawk Down by the way
John Cooper
>those doctor names
Camden Taylor
FROM THE THREE POINT LINE
Leo Martin
>Courtsier Boobsoff
Wyatt Ross
>these doctor names
Robert Edwards
>still believes in the goodness of humanity
oh, this won't end well
Charles Powell
From the three point line!
Connor Peterson
>Juerdo Titsgo >Courtsier Boobsoff
Kayden Stewart
>Getting through the filters via leaving positive reviews with offensive names
Clever
Lucas Scott
Make me.
Michael Evans
Dr. Cutsuer Boobsoff
Fuck you Matt and Trey, give me back my sides.
Sebastian Allen
Fucking savage
Benjamin Sanchez
Yep That's the joke
Logan White
COUTSIER BOOBSOFF
Landon Campbell
ooooooooooooooooo get dunked bitch
Mafia was always a shit series, let it be modern shit.
John Allen
>these doctor names
Jordan Brooks
>twitter homicide
kek
Brody Carter
>twitter homicide
My fucking sides
Justin Wright
Joke names...always great.
Nolan Nguyen
...
Luke Butler
wow aren't you the smartest person in the thread
Evan Clark
Because traps >>>>>>>>>>>> boys >>>> girls
Kevin Jenkins
>Twitter homicide
Gavin White
Naw DQ7. For the next month at least.
Kayden Campbell
@ where, sir..?
@ where?
Noah Bennett
At where?
>Bailey /k/ay
Michael Martinez
@ where?
Evan Reyes
@where?
Hudson Sanchez
THOSE NAMES. FUCKING KEK
Nathan King
WHY @MIDNIGHT OF CURSE!!!11
Wyatt Ortiz
Stan quit being a bitch.
Robert Ross
>Stan getting sad about breaking up AGAIN
Cooper Murphy
Please tell me the episode hasn't started yet
Easton King
>without social media presence they won't see Cartman coming
he is unstoppable now
Camden Stewart
The episode hasn't started yet.
Brody Ward
This season is basically Tails Gets Trolled.
Nathan Russell
>everything sucks
2016 perfectly summed up
Ryder Robinson
>@ where
Anthony Gonzalez
DEBATE TIME
Blake Campbell
>singular
Logan Baker
GIVE ME A T GIVE ME AN O
Sebastian Wood
hah, that lester
Nolan Williams
>it ends with someone photoshopping a dick in my mouth.
Christopher Martin
>tfw my mom is voting for Trump and can't talk shit or else she'll kick me out
Aaron Taylor
It hasn't started yet.
The repeat, I mean. That won't start for another hour and a half.
Oliver Barnes
Is there a stream up?
Jason Jenkins
>Everyone taking sides
How did society come to this mindset anyway?
Grayson Roberts
>mad max 2 poster replaced with fury road
Deep lore.
Benjamin Wilson
WHERE IS TWEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Juan Gonzalez
Post stream
Jordan Hernandez
GO TO HELL RANDY
Logan Allen
>it's a randy episode
Xavier Thomas
Ugh heteroshit, gross Stan. Stop being such a depressed pussy again.
Joseph Edwards
oh I see where this is going
Logan Bailey
Goddamnit Hillary.
Thomas Jenkins
>inb4 trumpfags lose their shit
Ethan White
...Okay that was actually kinda funny. Shame it's gonna cause so much butthurt.
Ryder Bennett
SIMPLY
NOT
T R U E R U E
Logan Cox
>My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted Fuck me, this is fantastic.
Carter Murphy
FUCK
I JUST TUNED IN. WHAT DID I MISS?
Asher Green
>I am giving you this lady, I AM GIVING YOU THIS
Chase Peterson
Calling it now, Hilary's a robot.
Josiah Ortiz
>MY OPPONENT IS A LIAR AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED
Tyler Morris
...
Ayden White
>Visible age on Hillary's face DELETE THIS
nice quads
Henry Perez
"community message boards"
Bentley Wright
That was dumb
Nathaniel Perry
Hahahahahahahahaha
Lincoln Ward
THIS IS BRILLANT
Carson Peterson
Hillary's a robot. Yep.
Daniel Morgan
Fuck oh fuck why the fuck did it have to fucking be here oh fuck
Jack Jackson
It's about time PC Principal started cracking skulls, honestly.
Cooper Murphy
The radiation from the snuke has affected her thinking
Evan Evans
>This debate Hardest I laughed at SP in years. Tears in my eyes.
Dylan Hall
their take on the presidential debates
Nicholas Hall
I fucking love PC Principal.
Mason Flores
>Hillary rigidly sticking to the script no matter what
fucking kino literally the best debate parody to be made give up funny or die
Logan Sullivan
That debate scene was fantastic
Jordan Ward
>Kyle >Stan >Butters >Token
NO KENNY REEEEE
Adrian Martinez
but the subdued execution was brilliant
Jose Garcia
I've never had a twitter or facebook so this is kind of weird for me.
James Scott
WE GENDER WAR NOW
Ryan Lee
GOD DAMN IT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TRUMP OR HILLARY
IS THERE TWEEK AND CRAIG?
Michael Clark
>heidi has the exact same voice as leslie
hmmmmmm
Logan Howard
Changing your mind became known as flip-flopping which is seen as weak, even though any reasonable person may change their mind when presented with new information.
Jace Diaz
>People being forced to go outside and socialize THE HORROR
Isaiah Martin
They're in the park, and they're not even playing Pokemon Go. They're just... there.
Andrew Hall
Hiddie x Cartman new pairing?
Jace Russell
WHERE THE FUCK IS KENNY? WHERE THE FUCK IS TWEEK?
Fuck this shit. Fuck.
Jayden Evans
Is Hillary a crab person?
Brody Allen
Isn't that the couple who watched the Blockbuster?
Christian Wood
the only people at the park are playing pokemon go though
the fuck
Thomas Gomez
>never even been on Twitter
This is kinda lost on me.
Xavier Wood
>People doing normal things are lost souls Kek
David Edwards
he is too poor for an i phone
Nolan Ramirez
lawd its so true
Caleb Lopez
I have never had a twitter or even browsed twitter, is it really that popular?
Am I not a normie any more???
Jonathan Cook
This is the most accurate portrayal of Trump it's basically almost a 1:1 with the real thing.
Blake King
When you leave social media, it is like leaving a whole different world and you miss out on so much it is like you are going through a time machine stuck in the past while everyone is living it up in the future
Andrew Jenkins
>No tweek
What the fuck. You're gonna reference all the PC shit from before but not Creek?
Sebastian Long
>Trump trying to suck Putins dick
Well that's one thing they got right.
Luke Hughes
Missed the first 8 minutes. What'd I miss?
Nicholas Adams
>I'll probably end up sucking Putin's dick!
Asher Ross
>Kevin Hart getting his own show
How many seasons is it gonna last, Cred Forums?
Carter Turner
I haven't laughed this hard at SP in forever. This is great.
Aaron Richardson
G-Guys... What if Trump... the MADMAN....... ACTUALLY WINS?
Bentley James
you've always been a lost soul, Boco
Andrew Gomez
DRUMPF BTFO
Jonathan Gutierrez
not gonna lie, I agree with Matt and Trey
I think Trump started his campaign as a joke then some how everyone else fucked themselves over and he was unintentionally the last man standing
Now he is doing everything he can to lose except concede, because that would ruin his brand, but it won't fucking take
Connor Russell
Based fucking Strange
Parker Jones
Maybe she's been taken over by the thing that was in her snizz and killed the guy trying to get the snuke out.
Andrew Hughes
stream where?
Alexander Clark
Is Scott kill ?
Also, why's his tongue always hanging out is it a diabetic thing?
Angel Lewis
its from one of those buzzfeed vids they were ranting about on pol where ultra libtards go to a shooting range
Owen Taylor
PEPAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathaniel Price
>I'm going to Russia to negotiate with Valdimir Putin >I'll probably end up getting drunk and sucking his dick
Colton Cox
Normies love him so...Probably like 30 years.
Jordan Brooks
It used to be really big, but it's dying down because they've begin heavily coming down on people with "wrong opinions" and people are leaving it in droves.
I mean it's still huge, but it's been dropping a lot the last few months.
Anthony Evans
Then we go back to 2006. When Cred Forums was good.
Ethan Fisher
Isn't that what we all want?
Justin Davis
I kill everyone on Cred Forums and Cred Forums
Bentley Torres
Doesn't he already have one on BET that is like a spoof on reality tV??
Easton Foster
Incredibly popular. Arguably best customer service response time when tweeting at a company and now able to stream Thursday NFL games.
Daniel Price
and all the male adults have the same voice as randy, your point?
Tyler Fisher
So glad Matt and Trey are left wing like me
Andrew Jackson
Well he is on track to win unless Hillary pulls something out of her ass
Matthew Perez
>i'll end up sucking his dick!
Caleb Watson
I dont get why south park just does not come out to support Gary johnson seeing they are libertarians
Justin Allen
I kinda want to vote for Garrison now.
Justin Barnes
I'd assume it's just a visual justification for his lisp
Asher Brown
remember that the simpsons said that he will fuck up america
Oliver Hill
I fucking hate the commercials on CC! They keep airing the same 10 or so every break. Especially the stupid one with the potato faced bitch driving her car and daydreaming she's an idol. Nice to know cars are getting retard proof I guess.
Jordan Wilson
Trump shows all the signs of being a clinical narcissist
Oliver Jenkins
Good point.
Landon Gray
He's going to spill a Heinz's factory of beans about the government.
Cooper Powell
current unbiased projections already say he will
at this point his supporters will back him no matter what he does and Hillary's attempts and making them break from him is futile and a waste of time when she needs to focus on gathering her own support because right now she is a sinking fucking ship
Juan Ross
Cred Forums was never good
Levi Torres
It's like his whole campaign is just one big answer to the question "what could possibly go wrong?"
Ayden Hernandez
People like you and I don't exist socially. I don't even have a Facebook account. Half the time I can't even sign up to do stuff online because it's like I'm not even a real person.
Joseph Butler
Well aware I'm only visiting from /k/
Blake Jenkins
People really have devolved to the level of South Park adults. How much longer before we're...Marvel civilians, user? How long?
Henry Bell
Sweet despair from all the butt hurt. I want it.
Christopher Robinson
>is on track to win I knew Cred Forums was deluded but not this deluded
Nathaniel White
Society at its most laziest and narcissistic form. You're better off avoiding it.
Jordan Sullivan
...
Dylan Foster
am I supposed to be laughing? what happned to the jokes? I don't get this season
Jace Thompson
I'm a libertarian and I don't even support Gary, the dude's nuts and not even a real Libertarian
Dominic King
I saw trump at a rally, almost met him, he's the real deal. Just sucks at "politicalness". Fucking hates the pc movement and liar media fags.
Nathan Miller
yeah he did,for his show,now thats gone he fucked
Dylan Taylor
They stopped focusing on the jokes since last season.
Angel Jenkins
As soon as somebody here talks shit about him, he'll try to shut it down
Levi Wilson
>high dynamic range gaming What do they meen by this?
Christopher Carter
those doctors names and the Hillary bit was funny
Julian Baker
Serval hundred million users either that or facebook, I don't know. Don't use either myself.
Alexander Jackson
will ike snitch on his dad?
Isaac Stewart
yeah. they could actually make a difference. i don't understand why they aren't doing that.. we NEED to send a message to the media that they can't just decide our candidates for us. Even the shit the political parties was doing was more legitimate than them being chosen by entertainers as targets of easy ridicule sounds fine to me, aside from not being republican enough. what's wrong with him? at this point we need to all get together and elect literally-anyone-else.
Elijah Johnson
Chris chan pls go
Noah Hughes
Then I get to shitpost in glee now that Cred Forums is the dominant board
Cooper Baker
Its weird, isn't it?
>Kevin Hart's show is Sundays at 11:30
What a horrible time slot.
Justin Rogers
>Those sounds coming from Ikes PC
Christian Gutierrez
bullshit marketing
Christian Ross
>deluded that's what people have been saying ever since he started running, people who deny he's going to win now are in some hard denial.
Elijah Lee
>anticipating despair fucking MotW-ass niggas ITT
Cameron Baker
>Said the increasingly nervous Hillary supporter.
Kayden Williams
>He's going to keep telling Ike all this shit
>yfw Ike blows up in his fucking face
Aiden Nguyen
Even if what you're saying is true, alt right shit has nothing to do with it. It's the rise of snapchat, instagram, and periscope diverting people's attention. Even the biggest normie can't keep up 5 accounts at a time.
Alexander Thompson
>Gerald trying to turn Ike into his trolling protege
Jordan Ross
Being reasonable is weak. If people were reasonable then we wouldn't settle things through force, and humanity settling things through force is the reason we are as awesome as we are.
Ian Baker
>get over it
Kek
Easton Jenkins
NEW SHIP
Asher Carter
>Gerald pretty much doing all of this for the lols Is his life that shitty?
Adrian Sullivan
oh yeah that was funny. okay. i mean, i like everything he's saying, it's just I know he isn't saying it. some speechwriter is. >somehow the other republican candidates said they wouldnt participate in these ridiculous farcical debates anymore, so they were asked to leave
Jeremiah Cox
Cartmen x Heidi art when
Chase Gutierrez
>SHIPPING
Jacob Collins
>Newt Gingrich
Jayden Nguyen
I'm starting to feel bad for Cartman?
Eli Phillips
Ike knows
ike's gonna spill the beans
Cameron Roberts
this isn't even fucking Cred Forums legit and unbiased experts and even fucking Michael Moore believe he is going to win
the gist of it comes down to Trump's supporters are passionate and highly proactive with trying to get him elected, Hillary has loyalists but they are empty souls with no fire in their hearts
>this fucking 4th wall breaking opinions
Jeremiah Parker
It's leaning harder on satire than all-around wackiness and laughs.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Mason Davis
if he keeps failing as hard as he did yesterday he'll lose
Landon Cook
How heart warming... I think.
Jace Rogers
HEIDI X CARTMAN?!!??!?!?!
Benjamin Taylor
Nothing changes, Pence does all the actual work, what little they try to do gets blocked by the House/Senate, he's out in 4 years assuming no major scandal. So basically he'd be out in a year or two.
Brayden Long
I SHIP IT
Jordan Gonzalez
kewl
Eli Hernandez
kewl
Charles Cooper
Randy likes him now
Brandon Brown
H A R T M A N
Justin Bell
no
They shown he's incredibly happy
Jonathan Ross
They really are shitting on female comics. I love it.
Carter Russell
Women are funny.
Kevin Butler
Reminder that if you vote for anyone else but God Emperor Trump, you need to kill yourself asap.
Gabriel Hernandez
>even fucking Michael Moore believe he is going to win
That would be the best thing to happen to Michael Moore.
Remember, he's only famous because Bush was president.
Wyatt Turner
OH SHIT SHE DEAD
Ethan Foster
AN HERO
Adrian Cox
FUCKING GERARLD
Luke Flores
This episode is a 10/10 satire-wise
Bentley Evans
What the fuck!?
Angel Diaz
Trolls remorse is a go!
Isaiah Martinez
>"I didn't watch last episode"
His life his great, he's basically one of the only happy people here. Because he releases all his shit online.
Jose Reyes
>Randy us Gary Johnson
Bentley Turner
>South Gore
Christian Harris
reminder that if you vote for trump you are literally a troll
Hudson Howard
>TROLLING
>HAS CONSEQUENCES
Luke Lewis
>Nobody scored her jump
Missed opportunity, guys.
Daniel Garcia
Why are they sitting on female comics?
Jose Rivera
TROLLED TO DEATH
William Powell
SHE FUCKING AN HERO'D
Justin Garcia
She got memed on too hard.
Angel Roberts
>CARTMAN IS THE ONLY BOY WITH A GIRLFRIEND
Daniel Thompson
>implying trolls would be upset about someone becoming an hero
Daniel Powell
the only real problem is his appointments
congress can stall them but it's the only real thing besides the country's reputation that he can fuck around with
Luis Taylor
Calling it now, Freja faked her death to troll Gerald.
William Clark
JEWS
IT'S THE JEWS
Kayden Jones
>Not Gore Park.
Landon Kelly
You can tell they wrote this episode in about 2 hours.
Oliver Butler
oooooooooooh shit it's actually the memberberries.
Sebastian Peterson
Why didn't anyone bomb the debate? it's not that fucking hard. just wipe em both out and end the madness
Brayden Lopez
Butters.
Ryder Carter
Holy shit, this is an exact representation of the election.
Parker Nguyen
>it's like there are other forces at work
Memes, Randy, Memes and Lord Kek
Jayden Jones
ITS THE MEMBERRIES
Matthew Taylor
>an actual suicide instead of a social one What a twist!
Ethan Wright
MEMBER GOONIES
Adrian Mitchell
They always do that though.
Nathaniel Parker
those memberberries fucking love star wars
Jayden Taylor
It has been. Trolling was doing him some good, up until he fucked up.
Gabriel Cooper
Are you guys forgetting about the nukes?
Ian Bennett
Try it then.
Jordan Jenkins
>vikings vs. Trolls
Dominic Cruz
story narrative
Xavier Lopez
>memberberry pie >Danes planning an attack
kek
John Thompson
here we go, time for member berry reveal
>Danes vs trolls
fuck I can't believe I didn't see this coming
Jonathan Diaz
WW3 confirmed
Robert Martin
VIKINGS VS TROLLS
Carter Turner
Ohhh shit
Kayden Martinez
KILL THE TROLL WITH FIRE
Jacob Morgan
NAME THE JEW
Liam White
Yeah where's the continuity of Denmark as Europe's Canadians?
Oh yeah, Denmark would have experience with trolls no? Bridge trolls and the like.
Xavier Jackson
Where can I watch the new episode of South Park?
Cameron Wilson
You have to go back.
Elijah Thomas
>Scandinavian country >All white
Parker Nelson
WHAT'S ITS NAME?
Nolan Rodriguez
So the Danish are going to invade America or just South Park?
Carson Jones
WE METALPOCLAPSE NOW
David Adams
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
MY MIND
Jacob Sullivan
WORLD WAR THREE BOYS
Sebastian Jackson
>The Danes are going to fight a troll >THE DANES ARE GOING TO FIGHT A TROLL
FUCK I GET IT
>To get a troll out of hiding... you must say its name.
FUCK THIS IS TOO GOOD
Wyatt Mitchell
>Danes >White
Hehhehehee
Ethan Ross
>current unbiased projections already say he will
user loves to believe lies.
Gavin Bailey
>Danes vs trolls
HOLY SHIT
Juan Peterson
i think we all remember the snuke
Samuel Lewis
>To get a troll to come out of hiding, you must say it's name? Does that scan? Is that accurate troll legend?
William Gomez
they pretty much always write and do episodes like days before airing in order to adapt to the current events, while still keeping the general skeleton of the episode intact.
Nicholas Rogers
So Marcus is killed? I guess zombie Dom wasnt enough.
Jace Wright
>one of them 'members the prequels
Lucas Murphy
Why is PewDiePie back on South Park?
Christian Parker
fucking baiowolf
Owen Richardson
he doesn't literally have the power to single handedly fire nukes, there is a retarded amount of protocol to go threw, and the military already said if it seems especially unreasonable they will not obey his commands
Alexander Long
NAME THE JEW
Logan Evans
AWAKEN MUSTAKRAKISH
Adrian Murphy
SEND FOR THE MAN
Carter Garcia
Why the fuck do you autistic Americans have 3 ad breaks for a 20 minute show?
Caleb Young
I...I think so...?
David Bennett
We beowulf now
Luke Flores
wtf was that ebay commercial
Logan Rivera
Nice comeback.
Liam Allen
>user, it's time for dinner!
Yes
Robert Scott
Nobody is living it up in the future on dumb social media sites, arguing about pop culture, politics and whoring themselves out by posting god damn too many pictures.
Dominic Turner
because television shows survive on ads
Ryder Flores
enjoy your bubble dem bro for the last few months you have it for
Leo Evans
>Literally going to name the jew
Jeremiah Cox
Why do autistic non-americans watch our shows? Don't you have your own TV you cuck?
Levi Parker
>autistic americans There's your answer.
Jason Adams
>screen zooms to orbit after memberberries
ITS WHOLE FOODS DOING IT AGAIN AND THE ADDS
Ayden White
This is just something that Comedy Central does
Tyler Peterson
>Is that accurate troll legend? Yeah
Joshua Johnson
>legit and unbiased experts
>Michael Moore
Garrison talked about the pieces of shit who believe that.
Christopher Cruz
Member Tweek you fucking jack asses Matt and Trey?
Jackson Thomas
WHERE IS TWEEK!!!!?!?!?!?!1
Charles Jones
>black laughs matter
Ryan Wilson
McDonalds nuggets > Burger King nuggets
Thomas Campbell
>Black laughs matter
Camden Gonzalez
>Black Laffs Matter
Elijah Walker
>black laughs matter
Jackson Martin
gotta have our food commercials to keep us fat.
Evan Cruz
is Cartman going to turn her racist?
Blake Richardson
>Black Laughs Matter
The best
Elijah Martinez
member sheev?
Cameron Myers
>black laughs matter
Levi Gutierrez
>black laughs matter ok i chuckled
Nathan Lee
FUCK TWEEK YOU SHITTERS
Nolan Collins
OH FUCK THIS GUY
Robert Carter
Fuck yes, I love the Pet Semetary guy.
Jonathan Baker
Oh it's this fucking guy.
Zachary Wood
>The farmer from pet cemetary
kek
Nolan Ortiz
The Hobbit is only good for all the girls' Photoshopped Looks
Jason Barnes
>yeeeahp farmer is back
Landon Morgan
this farmer seems familiar....
Benjamin Cooper
member the milk man?
Camden Fisher
>getting rid of peppers and onions
not cool
Logan Roberts
Oh shit it's the Pet Cemetery guy
Nolan Rogers
>THEY KNOW WHO HE IS
Anthony Foster
DELTE EVERYTHING
Austin Campbell
Oh shot. The troll has been found.
Hudson Bennett
YOU KILLED A WOMAN, GERALD
YOU KILLED HER
Jack Price
REMEMBER THE 90S?
Henry Rivera
OH SHIT HE'S GOING DOWN
William Gutierrez
DELETE
FUCKING
EVERYTHING
Lucas Lewis
>Gerald losing his fucking shit
Hunter Williams
webm related
Christopher Rivera
>stream shitting up
Great.
Robert Wood
PROTOCOL 0
David Edwards
>dropping onions >dropping pumpkins jesus christ the shit taste these people have these berries are bad juju
>Do you want me to show you Holy shit >holy shit I know right!
Chase Thompson
HOOOOLY SHIT
Alexander Cooper
DAMN CARTMAN.
Bentley Adams
"do you want me to show you"
what did she mean by this?
Carson Sanders
holy shit
time to turn the channel
Ryan Peterson
aaaaaaaaaaand channel changed
Carter Perez
...
Isaiah Sanders
>Talking to a girl gets you laid
Really?
Cameron Murphy
>Do you want me to show you?
Hoooolly shiiiit
Charles Edwards
Holy shit I hope this happens
Evan Parker
>Holy SHIIIIITTT
HAHAHAHAA
Connor Rivera
Welp time to change the channel.
Lincoln Cruz
>Cartman can get a real girl to show him his vagina >Probably will have sex before I do DELETE THIS EPISODE
Oliver James
literally me
Evan Lee
HEIDI SHOWING CARTMAN HER VAG!
Josiah Hernandez
Fucking Cartmen is getting in there, he is getting in there.
Christopher Lee
They completely erased all the jokes yet I love where they're going with this.
>Do you want me to show you HOLY SHIT
Lucas Ross
HOLY SHET
Robert Davis
HOLY SHIT
CARTMAN IS ALPHA AS FUCK
Elijah Butler
I didn't watch the stream. Is there Tweek and Craig in this episode? Even as a background joke? That's the only thing I care about. At the very least, tell me Craig isn't affected by the mass break ups.
Bentley Martin
>da da da DA daaa My name is cleaveland bro- *click* Cyall next week.
Christopher Mitchell
MY MAN
Jack Rivera
HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Nathaniel Peterson
M Y M A N C A R T M A N
Jose Lewis
Get in there Cartman
Zachary Ortiz
>that entire episode HOLY SHIT
Camden Martin
>In a normal country This is America, what makes you think we're normal? But seriously, it's very annoying and I hate it too.
Daniel Nguyen
No way, Kanye's bits were the best.
Benjamin Baker
I thought you could just feed them eggs.
Adam Brown
Shit, everything IS upside down. Eric got a fucking girlfriend I think.
Josiah Phillips
good on ya cartman
Colton Murphy
Oh my fucking GOD
Great fucking ending.
Brandon Cook
you are gay
Bentley Kelly
>I want to dad Jesus fuck.
Thomas Price
He finna smash
Brody Collins
Please just fucking kill yourself
Carson Nelson
Shit, everything IS upside down. Eric got a fucking girlfriend I think.
Nolan Lopez
She's going to show him in a medical textbook, from the local library.
Adrian Perry
>Do you want me to show you?
H-Heidi?
Landon Brown
CARTMAN ABOUT TO GET LAID
Aaron Lewis
HEDI X CARTMAN CONFIRMED. HOLY FUCK.
Gavin Carter
HOLY SHIT
Aaron Parker
Holy shit
Biggest laugh in a while
Juan Gutierrez
OH MY GOD CARTMAN AND HEIDIPUSSI
Mason Evans
Holy shit fucking gross. Heidi god damn. I think i'm going to throw up. That's Cartman you dumb whore.
Evan Martin
Would Trey and Matt like Berserk?
Jackson Gray
cartman gets to see taint before i do? fuck that
Josiah Young
Cartman gonna get laid before Stan and Kyle
Jordan Stewart
>Do you want me to show you FFFFFFFUUUUUUCK
Justin Reed
What the fuck were they thinking having a shit show coming on after a big hitter like south park?
reminds me of that one bugs bunny cartoon where they had some comedy jam and Bugs thought he was on last and the person who went on after Bugs was bombing hard
Alexander Cox
>getting off the internet and actually talking to women can get you a girlfriend ok that's pretty funny
Adam Thompson
I wonder if south park has the balls to show an underaged vagina
Adam Watson
Great, Suptv was being a shit stream as usual and I missed the fucking end.
Adrian Jackson
>THAT ENDING
Lucas Ross
New episode is on kisscartoon
Brody Smith
What the hell? No one told me that.
Jacob Anderson
I want to FUCK tweek in the BUTTHOLE
Matthew Morgan
This is the power of meme-magic.
Julian Davis
Damn kids don't remember Chef's advice.
Jackson Martin
Next week can't come soon enough
Dominic Bailey
Me too user, me too.
Juan Walker
...
Benjamin Kelly
>Cartman is going to get laid before you
Its time to end it all
Colton Ward
>nigger humor
What is this shit?
Jordan Martinez
You know that Jimmy the cripple got laid before any of them
Carson Hall
not like he has any competition considering they're dead to everyone else.
Bentley Reyes
Heh. Theres that farmer again.
>No...but...I want to dad...
Christopher Reed
Someone please screencap all the reactions to the ending in this thread.
They were thinking they'd get a ton of South Park viewers too lazy to change the channel. Worked for Moonbeam City for awhile but doesn't work when the follow up show is too awful to sit through.
Joshua Lewis
They're big weebs so yeah.
Dominic Nelson
MEMBER 2008?!
Ethan White
>my face when there's going to be SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PORN
Matthew Perry
No it's just gross heteroshit.
I hope that thing at the end is a misdirect.
Thomas Miller
>Do you want me to show you?
Caleb Jackson
Is Cartman actually getting character development????? Is he gonna fucking change for good?
Jaxson Campbell
Trash.
Adam Richardson
who do you think knows Gerolds identity
Hudson Robinson
Is the entire season going to be about this story arc? It feels like it's already coming to an end but the season is only just starting.
Liam Brown
Post yfw "do you want me to show you?"
Lincoln Carter
yeah we havent seen that before have we? we've only seen the bits of wee lads.
Nope, just boring hetro shipping between Hedi and Cartman.
Tweek x Craig seems dead at this point.
Aiden Reed
I hope they show us Heidie's cunny
Carter Barnes
>humor
Benjamin Murphy
You know he wont, it's some master keikaku he has going on.
James Jackson
So Cartman sees a pussy. What're you people getting so worked up about.
Jackson Rogers
Pepe frog and Anonymous
Isaiah Brooks
Remember its cartman he played long con's before he went through extreme lengths for revenge before
Bentley Perry
Certainly not. He has an endgame planned, the question is what.
Charles Myers
Member Palin? Member the Dark Knight? Member Tropic Thunder? Member the Russian invasion of Georgia? I member!
Zachary Taylor
Black laughs matter
Carson Smith
so people of Cred Forums, which South Park girl is best?
Chase Wilson
Boco, what do you think about the lack of boyzu ravu this episode? Do you think there's a chance for boyzu ravu at all, this season?
Hunter Fisher
Holy shit
Lincoln Perry
...
James Wood
I think i hate this show now. Seriously fuck that ending. Not only getting shippers in a tizzy but that was just disgusting. They just had to use that sick fat fuck Cartman, didnt they?
Tyler Gomez
Tweek is a cumdumpster
Adam Lee
Where did my life go so wrong?
Charles Gomez
Cartman is going to see a vagina and probably do things with it. What's your fucking excuse?
Cooper Garcia
...
Tyler Rodriguez
All of the other boys blue balled, Cartman gets the puss.
Christopher Hill
because that's more than most of us especially you have seen boco
Tyler Miller
yup, can show boy parts but not girl parts that's still a massive taboo
and 'member when south park did things that weren't allowed?
Ryder James
Refer to:
Lincoln Roberts
...
Xavier Cook
"Holy shit"
Austin Carter
All shit. Remove all of them. They're to blame for all this.
Ethan Young
Any of you guys got a Mega?
Carter Jenkins
...
Brayden Williams
Leslie
Luke Hernandez
Stop lying
Fuck work making me miss the stream.
Is there anyway I can still watch it? Like is there a video cache on Suptv ?
Zachary Barnes
Creek is dead anyway. No interaction whatever this season.
Jonathan Stewart
I legitimately have autism and anger issues
Chase Rogers
the Mexican one
Angel Myers
It's not like this sort of thing has ever happened to any of us
Connor Harris
>still no kenny
I guess he's dead for real this time.
Brandon Flores
>A fat, unlikable, sociopath gets to see a pussy before me
Why am I even still alive
James Nguyen
...
Jeremiah Rodriguez
lmao how the fuck does ANYONE watch south park and hate cartman?
like fuck go watch steven universe that's more up your alley
Jeremiah Morgan
I could really not care less.
Who the fuck here hasn't seen a vagina by now? Pictures count.
Zachary Wilson
...
Luis Barnes
Cartman is going to see more pussy than most of Cred Forums, think about that.
Andrew Young
...
Jordan Ross
So Lisa then.
Jaxson Flores
Yeah, all those Heidi x Cartman shippers that took over South Park fandom on day one, right?
Adam Scott
no they don't.
Matthew Reed
...
Caleb Gomez
...
Caleb Davis
...
Samuel Morris
>lmao >liking Cartman >Obligatory SU mention Pleb
Camden Edwards
...
Juan Carter
What am I doing with my life
Liam Ward
what is this?
Robert Kelly
Bumping this request
Eli Jenkins
>The only couple with actual chemistry and a defined past over 20 seasons >Potential to be the greatest force for change if they would get out of eachothers ass >Validated once, never picked up again
Is there any greater injustice?
Hudson Wilson
Why the fuck do you care about a random tripfag's opinion jesus fuck
Parker Bailey
Well, either way this is South Park. This will NOT end the way you all think it will.
Charles Ward
Lol is that girl retarded. She thinks she's a boy
Landon Robinson
What would they think of Griffith?
Levi Hall
he was in the hall crying last ep
Oliver Morris
>South Park is taking a week off >I might get laid next week for the first time >Then again, I might not
I wonder who's going to lose their virginity first, me, or Cartman?
Levi Anderson
>Cartman manages to actually get pussy before the other kids Fucking hell, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Ryan Anderson
They sat next to each other during the assembly you sack of garbage
Woopty doo, that was for 1 episode. Tweek has been gone most of this season already.
Face it, Spaz x Indifferent is dead.
Adrian Parker
...
Oliver Butler
>post yfw "you must say his name"
Jackson Bennett
Shit, are you me user?
Same deal. I've got a thing next Saturday that could very well end in me getting laid.
Jimmy fucked a hooker.
James Kelly
>two episodes of cheesy drawn out drama queen suicide analogies >actual an hero goes SPLAT
>one episode of cheesy drawn out afterlife analogies >Do you want me to show you?
Goddamn TWEESTS The Randy memberberry shit was kinda plodding but it was worth it in the end.
Jordan Martinez
underrated post It'll be a laugh riot if that's what actually happens.
Dylan Lewis
Jimmy with the hooker.
Benjamin Wright
DEEPEST LORE
Landon Scott
Jimmy. Also, Cartman gave someone a blowjob.
Jackson Gray
...
Lucas Morales
They're all whores
Thomas Morgan
Eric. Fucking. Cartman.
Juan Russell
That he is a hero who took down a band of outlaws before fucking his girlfriend (who he forgave for cheating on him with his mancrush) so hard it make her retarded.
Leo Ortiz
Okay for real how would you react if a girl told you
>"Do you want me to show you?"
I wouldn't even know what the hell to do.
Jackson Anderson
...
Juan Hughes
Good luck, user. I've already made out with this girl so I probably have a chance unless she flakes at the last minute.
Andrew Martinez
y-you too
Dominic Perry
Well shit.
What episode was it?
Carson Nguyen
neither did Cartman. I'd probably react the same way he did.
Grayson Bell
But I'm not racist nor am I manipulative.
Ian Lee
I'd say no thanks. Easy.
Robert Nguyen
Ike fucked his teacher.
Dominic Brooks
What's Freja/Denmark a parody of? Only thing I can think of is the Muhammad cartoons, but that's a decade old.
Michael Scott
For those that missed it
cough cough get fucked jk promptfile dot /l/FC6E482A50-A4937B2CFC
Isaac Rivera
Erection Day That was a beautiful episode.
Liam Watson
Turn into an awkward pile of spaghetti
Carson Hill
The one where Jimmy gets a boner and hears that the only way to get rid of it is to fuck a hooker. Forgot the exact episode.
Jordan Watson
cuck
Ian Cooper
>Cartman might get legit laid before all the other boys.
Holy shit.
Luis Morales
Cartman blew a homeless guy in the sea people episode and jerked off Ben Affleck with the use of Jennifer Lopez, and he also put Butter's penis in his mouth.
Christian Watson
The only right answer.
William Rivera
D-does this mean I can get a girl to show me her ladyballs if I trash my computer and phone too?
Isaiah Rivera
Is the new episode up anywhere? In need of a link.
Luke Cook
girls dont have balls
Juan Ward
neat
ty dubs
Anthony Miller
Jokes on you there is no new episode next week. Have fun waiting two weeks.
Justin Richardson
>gay boy offered more vagina than half the straight boys
Christian Cooper
THOSE COCK TEASING CHUCLEFUCKS
Cameron Richardson
FFFUUUUUUU
Kayden Parker
Didn't Cartman know that girls don't have balls after The List?
Thomas Morales
...But then, how does it work when they go to scratch their balls?
Caleb Young
>girls dont have balls Than how do they scratch their balls?
Connor Davis
WHERE'S THE MEGA YOU FUCKS
Austin Roberts
This is obviously all a plan to get laid.
Christopher Hughes
Butters has gotten the most pussy of any SP character.
Austin Scott
>butters has sucked cock This pleases the penis
Jayden Johnson
You. Hey you. Shh!
Jacob Watson
>Cartman being attracted to a girl who's not a Wendy or Wendy lookalike I don't think so.