SOUTH PARK: THE DAMNED

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you'd think south park of all people would see past that 'hurr nostalgia is so dumb you need to stop pining for the past' bullshit. i thought they handled it perfectly with that 'stan sees everything as shit' episode. he didnt have the problem, he was right. and he just has to put up with it for the benefit of the lucky ones who can't see it because there's nothing we can do about it anyway except try to make something non-shit

never

you will have to wait til tomorrow like everyone else

>Cred Forumsmblr mods

>Cartman will see a vagina before I do

This is the most logical conclusion, but they've shown asks before on this show.

So they might actually show the taint

This is a post that exists.

This is the good timeline.

>they're in 4th grade but they act like high school kids

We still have a week user

M-mega when?

>Next episode ends with Cartman plowing Heidi

How do you react?

nah, cartman isn't trying to have sex with anyone
he just doesn't know what a vagina looks like and wants to know
these things actually happen in the real world at pretty early ages, its natural

Congratulations, you got the joke

Also, did you know they used war music for the breakup scene, it's so inappropriate!

"i guess South Park wants to end its final season with a bang"

I hope the next episode starts with a cold open of Heidi's taint

They stated that they're racking up everything the kids have been through seasons ago. With 20 seasons of material, of course they're gonna act older than they are.

fuck off tripfag, who fucking asked for your opinion?

masterb8
they will keep showing each other more and more
then it will progress to touching
and then...
>final season
I thought they were supposed to keep going through 2019

Is there porn of heidi

fuck off

>Cartman will never end up with Butters

not much, but more is on the way

Aw, I love you guys too.

Here I thought it would be something sweet and sappy but we just get a flat out offering of vag flash by Heidi.

>HOOOOOly shiiiiit

Pretty great way to end it and blue balls everyone, holy shit member berries are blue balls.

Hasn't Cartman already started fapping too? (Last season on the toilet)

It's totally possible this could end in sex. Holy shit.

mega when????!!!

Delicious shipperfag tears

megamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamegamega

It's been canon for a while

WHERE'S THE DOWNLOAD YOU FUCKS

>Cartman will see a vagina before you

someone posted this in other thread
idk if it's legit but here
mega.co.nz/#!Jhgh0S5Y

KAT is gone, pirate bay sucks, check back tomorrow.
HOLYsheeeit

Something really hilarious could come out of this: the single most controversial scene in 20 years of god damn south park to be an innocent and tender moment

>mega.co.nz/#!Jhgh0S5Y
needs a key

They've shown underage girls on South Park before.

would you??

yup

No, I don't want to get papercuts.

I've seen vaginas before. They're only great if the girl washes before hand which usually she doesn't do.

this x1000000

Do all of them look like wet slices of ham, or just some?

>Gerald is a troll
>gets asked to meet under a bridge

Pottery.

this post
says "you have to go to the 3rd option, link and key or something like that"

>tripfag
>is a literal fag

surprise surprise

Jesus Christ, this. Had a couple bad surprises.

Only if they've taken too much dick.

>Cartman will never be dominated by marjorine

Why even go on?

Me too bro.

>her pubes had little bits of toilet paper stuck to them

WTF Monica you made me wait till my birthday for that shit?

i don't know what that means

>tfw losing your virginity to an unkempt stank bush

Honestly in hindsight I regret it.

I'm pretty sure that's instructions for the uploader and not downloaders.

that ending

so...
what happens if cartman and heidi actually do have something together

and then the other girls force heidi to break up with him

God I hope Cartman is just working towards some sort of endgame. Having him grow out of sociopathy would be so lame.

ENCRYPTION KEY WHERE?

they can't do anything, they're "dead" remember?

Why are all the girls at that school such huge, giant, disgusting, filthy, penis starved hookers with giant gaping vaginas that even an airplan could fly through?

I 'MEMBER!

>Having him grow out of sociopathy would be so lame.

Cartmans new GF is going to have something horrible happen to her this season. A girl that played doctor with cartman, who became his only friend, and his only girlfriend he will ever have.

Somebody, or somebodies will have to deal with a psychotic overweight demon child, who suddenly has a lot of focus on them.

god help them
>he once killed a boys parents and fed them to the kid, because the kid annoyed him.
>imagine what he will do to the guy who kills his girlfriend.

I thought the point was that when you stop socializating with social media you actually get to know people and even Cartman will get laid.

I can see Heidi playing a part if they choose to have Cartman revert and take revenge.

Knowing he can't be friends with her if he returns to his old ways, losing this one true connection with another person would be a great sacrifice if he becomes an asshole again.

>No tweek and craig this episode

Welp, Creek ship is dead. I guess Cartman x Heidi is the new shipping.

I hope he does. Psycho untouchable Cartman was dumb.

Oh they're coming. The Creek is on its way. And they arent going to have sex once, but FIVE times on screen it's going to be amazing!

I miss Lizzy.
Pillow Biters

not just one person: everyone remotely related to anything
and when the whole skankhunt thing becomes public kyle realizes his dad is among the people on cartmans shitlist

What fucking shit are you spewing you dumb shipping faggot.

Shippers are delusional I swear.

plz poast lenk

nawt faik dis tame

She's like 9.

Of course I would.

0/10

For a while I thought Annie was her without the coat.

and this was cartman's end game he wanted to see if girls had balls.

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Who's fucking with Gerald? Any clues?

Tweek hasnt even shown up yet. Should we riot? I think a nice riot is in order.

Downloading via torrent, will post to mega asap.

you are a fucking idiot

Kenny? Reality? Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

>DUDE WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY AUTISTIC SHIPPING OF TWO BOYS

Kek, fucking delusional faggots. Kill yourself.

It'd be a pussy riot

>Cartman will see a vagina before I d

Why doesn't user go to /r/?

can you post torrent link i cant find any that have seeds on tp shitty bay

No, really. Stop, it's not funny how lazy your bait is. It's just sad. You have no standards.

spooky
mobile.twitter.com/miltonmjara/status/778901624609763328

>tfw i'm 28
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw even fucking cartman will get to see an irl vagina
>EVEN FUCKING CARTMAN

>DUDE LE BAIT MEME XD

Fucking shipping faggotry has been ruining threads ever since that fucking fag x fag episode.

>can you post torrent link

Not sure if it'd work since it's a private site.

Okay you really are that sad, i'm just going to stop then if you're going to keep thinking no one doesnt see how pathetic your bait is.

The other thread died before my download was done. Here you guys go.

mega.co.nz/#!Jhgh0S5Y

thT0yk-tuLupkD_kDqyETVJVNijP-FOqWTse_RGPBME

Key: thT0yk-tuLupkD_kDqyETVJVNijP-FOqWTse_RGPBME

Because fuck muh secret download club.

Vaginas will be part of this season's secret evil conspiracy, you heard it here first.
I hope this ends in a hella glorious punchline.

> D U D E B A I T L M A O

You shipper fags really are pathetic.

does every child in the school have a name?

How did you find the key?

What is even this secret download club? A private tracker? Some IRC channel? I'm interested.

leddit

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>they're in 4th grade but they act like high school kids
Wait, you think it takes a kid till high school to want to see someones private parts? You must have had a weird childhood, normally kids are curious about that shit even if it has nothing to do with sex.

>there are people who have never played doctor birth in the 4th grade

It's only Asexuals who think children are completely non-sexual. I was jacking off since I was 10.

With Asexuals tho, they'll try to logic to people that their sexuality is like a child's when it's really just them being sex repulsed or frigid.

>each new season has a random background girl be central to the plot

tumblr btfo

How long until they cover the whole Pepe thing?

yeah my buddy showed me his penis when we were 7, and it fucked me up for life. the experience itself, not the penis. that didn't fuck me, i fucked him.

just kidding.

;)

>inb4 next episode is Gerald or Mr.garrison being confronted by the Cult of Pepe or something where they all wear cloaked frog hoods and Pepe masks

>Do you know who I am?
>No, but I want to.

Ike is too sweet

kek should ride the bus more, a hooker's pants fell down as she was leaving one time

really wish I hadn't seen anything though

Courageous.

>tfw i was unintentionally looking for cp when I was 7 years old
Fucking Limewire
Does it still count if the girls were much older than me?

The prospect of this fascinates me, because it potentially involves Matt and/or Trey coming to Cred Forums for research.

>implying we were not here all along

This whole scene. This whole everything.

bro they already browse Cred Forums

Probably the Danish chick. I bet they traced his IP, she faked her suicide and funeral, and now she's going to fuck with him to teach him a lesson.

>tfw at college with no TV
Where can I watch the episode without having to wait for the website?

Who the fuck do you think makes those Butters threads before every new episode?

Watch Series Nigga, always Watch Series

The File Hoot link currently works

considering how much they know about media trends even with their low social media presence I would bet they come here

Clyde Frog was the true mastermind all along!

From the very beginning...

Just be sure to have adblock on

is there something wrong with my eyes or are there a smaller semi transparent circle next to the pupil?

Clearly a fan because the Butters thread doesn't sound like how Butters would actually be written by Trey

Thanks, I do!

Wow

...

So now you know it, if you go outside and actually talk to girls, you will score, be happy and won't have the need to be a sad troll who gets angry about everything and can't let the 90s go.

Real talk tho, I wish someone told me this when i was a kid, i wasted so much time that by the time i got those experiences, i was too old to really enjoy them and so i have a /ss/ fetish

>Cred Forums is shook

>tfw i actually have a protocol like this
>tfw it involves 1 bangalore and 3 bouncing betties

>So now you know it, if you go outside and actually talk to girls,
you forgot and at least be a 6/10 or have money

First good episode this season. Fucking finally.

the irony is unless i'm mistaken everything kyle's dad did was ineffective

Didn't he destroy the hard drive? That doesn't help?

Fuck that

Depending on the water damage getting that data back might be a thing

probably didn't even use a VPN

This is a hard drive destroyer

Of course a giant magnet, and some fire at pretty good as well

youtube.com/watch?v=umt8rO_KvfU

Absolutely. Its not too hard if they try hard enough.

I thought it was pretty weak. Lots of meandering and barely any callbacks to the previous episode with the mass break ups and twitter murder.

Theyll get around to it all. Stans whole story is going to focus on the whole girl problem

Cross-boarding faggot

I know that Trey and Matt have always been anti-Republican, but can't they at least try to understand that people like Trump for his actual positions?

The fact that they went with the "I don't know what I'm doing" and "We like him because he's honest", after last season where they made it sound like people vote for him because they think that it would be funny just goes to show that they haven't even made the effort to speak with actual supporters and just got their information from social media memes.

Cred Forums related because it was half of this episode, and it will only become more relevant as the season ends, more so if Trump wins and Garrison is forced to be President for the next 4 seasons.

You heard it hear: Kyle is the one who will meet Gerald under the bridge

No because he posted everything online.

That'd be pretty boring, he's done break up girl problem shit like 3 times already. I just want to see it more addressed. Also wherever the fuck Tweek and Kenny are. David too, he was in a few episodes but hasnt shown up at all yet.

What are the actual policies he even has in mind? If he cared so much he would talk about them more.

did you fucking watch the episode? they made it pretty clear they understand why people like him

That's true, but without the hard drive, couldn't he realistically pin it on his sons?

Just stop being a faggot and download kodi and watch literally anything for absofuckinglutely free

underrated

I honestly wonder if they won't have Garrison win anyway, even if Trump loses. It feels like the destiny of South Park to have a President Trump, or the show's equivalent of him.

Potentially or just say someone hacked his router. However he's too damn shakey about it he'll probably end up outing himself.

false, it's genetics

Are they setting up Ike to be the one to bring down Gerald?

Well that and the fact that nothing he did was illegal.

how long until they cover the whole Chocolate Rain thing?

David? You mean Daveed? That character doesn't even fucking matter dude

Wth is wrong with you guys, you actually watch the show going ACH BUT WHERE IS TWEEEEEK, UCH MORE KENNY!
they're going to tell the story they want to tell and the characters in the story are the ones that were utilized out of necessity, of all the characters of South park were present in every season then a. Theyre reappearance would lessen in value and they wouldn't be cool and B. The story this season would be muddled and lack focus, which is necessary to tell a tight story within10 episodes.

Make no mistake: Matt & Trey have done their homework, and it's called Bojack Horseman

Boom baby

Holy shit i didn't expect that ending

also shipfags must be drawing at the speed of light

this, I d'awwd irl

The real kicker is that almost all of what he did is what the FBI has revealed Clinton's staff did to her email server and devices.

- smashing blackberry's with hammers
- using 'cleaning software' to purge file backups
- deleting email accounts
- physically removing and destroying hard drives
- etc

About the only thing they didn't do was the bit with the catapult at the end.

Yeah, but that's not really the point of the danger Gerald's in.
If he gets outed as the troll who managed to get an Olympic breast cancer survivor to kill herself, his life may as well be over.
Maybe he's supposed to commit social suicide when that happens?

Kek

Oh shit I forgot that was also what her staff did.
That makes that scene ten times better.

It's nothing special user just relax. However I would recommend you cut back on video games and work out more often for your health not for women you come first champ. :^]

>Cartman is gonna get pussy before anyone else
Oh the irony

Though I'm sure they're gonna fuck him over and he won't get to see it or something

I feel the opposite, think they've pretty much gotten all the blood out of that stone, not to say he can't still be an asshole, just one that's a bit more grounded and likable then Cartman's been for the last ~10+ seasons

aw shit I didn't even think of that

uh bro, here's a hint as to why I found funny

>About the only thing they didn't do was the bit with the catapult at the end.

user, please, I'm willing to bet they did.

Heidi Turner is a two-faced bitch

Do NOT forget that

I guess they have enough new viewers to completely overlook the fact that he ground the parents of some kid into chili and fed it to him.
Still, it'd be weird if it lasted more than the season.

That's fucking stupid, see that shit is the problem others are having with this, acting like story is so crucial now. The series is fucking filled with all over the place canon and inconsistent character moments. This isnt Bojack Horseman it's fucking South Park. It's ridiculous that people are being told it's bad to wonder why they arent doing anything with one of the main protagonists at all, nevermind the side characters people want to see too. If they cant top last season and it's going to end as unsatisfying as that then the trade off for this story focus is totally wasted far as i'm concerned.

Nah cartman is gonna fuck guys , holy shit.

This is gonna be interesting. Its going to push for the idea that getting off social media and getting engrossed in the dillude of buzzword politics and weekly national outrages, the rift between males and females isn't as wide as the world through the lens of the internet would have one believe

How so

I'm pretty sure nothing's going to happen and it will just be used for a joke like one user said about using an anatomy book. If they actually do anything i'd be surprised.

Last season for me did not end unsatisfying to me though, I found it very satisfying. So that point doesn't work on me.
Neither does the rest od what you say. Youre right this isn't bojack , it's south park, I.e, the show Matt ans Trey defined as being "the place where we do whatever the fuck we want" THAT is what the show is actually about and nothing else.
You complain about kenny nit being in the show but do you forget they once killed kenny and didnt bring back for years?
You can either accept that they aren't st all interested in recreating greatness, itd fucking impossible even when you consiser how they make their shows. They get together every week and fucking make jokes to one another, and then that becomes the show. they dont go "OH SO WHAT TWEEK JOKES DO WE DO THIS SEASON" Again, this isnt bojack hirseman , its soith park. No status quo.
There have seasons past with no tweek, too, dumb ass, like it doesnt fucking matter

Bojack's writing style isn't rushed and over saturated. I like the season but stop trying to pretend it's heavy, they're struggling to give time to their four plot lines that aren't getting any real resolution each episode. I don't even give a fuck kenny and tweek aren't around, it's just cluttered.

They really are focusing on long game plotlines more and I don't know if I like this. I mean, South Park has always been a short but sweet, loosely canonical show. It wouldn't be so bad, but they're majorly underselling on the jokes now.

No need to go on such an angry tangent fuckface, if anything it sounds like you're just agreeing with me on how better it was when they didnt try to make episodes with a continuous plot and story. I know all the shit they did and you can think last season was good all you want but doesnt change the fact that the series just isnt built around doing such a thing and it shows. They have multiple plot threads all just being thrown around and they're trying to tell all this shit in the matter of only a dozen episodes.

MEMBER THE 80s?!

Nah it ain't cluttered,i think it's coming along very nicely. Like really, what are you claiming? Episode one as most cluttered but it was the season opener. Episode two eas very focused. Episode three was very focused, what was unfocused? You say you don't get resolution from plot lines...by episode three??? What? Have you EVER seen a 10 episode season narrative with story arch's through the whole thing? Like vikings or bcs? Or bojack?

Member when Stan became an alcoholic because he was depressed that nothing would ever change and everything would always be reset to the status quo? Member how that wasn't ever brought up again except for in the Stick of Truth, when beer bottles were found in his room?

Well, the show's pretty continuity-heavy now. When are we going to find out how Stan feels about this? Has he even noticed? Have Matt and Trey just forgotten that Stan was supposed to be getting drunk off-screen this whole time to cope with the sitcom formula, which is no longer there and no longer needs to be coped with?

How is it more over saturated ??

>Garrison is forced to be President for the next 4 seasons.

This is to perfect to not happen

kisscartoon(dot)me

Clearly they dont care because they're actually hacks user. They'd rather do dumb shit like have Mr Garrison talk about how totally not serious he is about the election.

Ohh geeeze.

Hey have you EVER taken a screenwriting class or tried to seriously write narrative EVER?

It's a good funny premise. They should just do what's funny instead of trying to accurately portray everything.

The continuity begins at the episode "Go fund yourself" everything before that can be forgotten or not. As Stan says "why does everyone suddenly remember everything"

Stan is gonna slit his wrists and fap to Wendy selfies.

Have you ever tried not typing like you're fresh from tumblr?

They're not hacks if they're still funny after 20 seasons, and you know they're still funny if you're still watching.

Nah, he's watching it "ironically".

Member the 90s though?

>Tumblr
Damn gg

>mfw this episode

Who /polco/ here?

MAGA.

Why does she have a beard?

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They are. They're just being hacks currently a little bit is all.

bruh

>underaged lewds

>The death was actually faked
>It was a scheme to troll him back

It's a dirty Sanchez. Classic cartman

>but can't they at least try to understand that people like Trump for his actual positions?
>Implying Trump has positions
>A real life Berzelius "Buzz" Windrip
BUILD WALL
BUILD MORE WALL
NO FREE TRADE
REMOVE TACO
KEK KEK KEK

Hot damn. That'd be crazy if they go underage sex

God i hate Matt and Trey so much, it's all their fault people are interested in this one note bitch now posting their shitty porn

This

Especially if you grew up on countries where they have those hot weather ladies. So much sex on Mexican TV.

Just do anime blush. 3 pink vertical lines on each side of her face.

Its happening

Cartman already had Butter's dick in his mouth. And Ike too with his teacher.

I think they already did

it's current year. The girls aren't outside either. Everyone is on their computers and phones.

Two weeks. Dark week next week.

Yeah, there is a list somewhere
This includes the old 4th graders

Huh, you're right. Still, I expected something where he's either happy about this, or isn't happy, and then wonders why he's not happy. They're not really acknowledging that two-parter, which has colored my perception of the show since.

Cartman is who left the note for Gerald he is the only person not on Twitter who is capable if the suicide wasn't fake.

They've had callbacks way early on though. Even as far back as season 4 characters were mentioning stuff that happened in previous episodes like Scott Tenorman or Butters going on TV with the fake chinballs.

HOYL FUCK

That was quick

There's also the fact that the last episode of season 1 continued into season 2.

>What is education reform
>What is student debt
>What is globalism
>What is healthcare
>What is minimum wage increase

Trump has a lot of positions that are actually good enough to be backed. THE WALL may be a big sexy hook to sell but there's more than one other thing you can see and be attracted to on the platform.

I suspect Kyle. Sad about Eric, he goes after the real Skankhunt.

Well are you 27/9 years old. Cause at the very least cartmans 19 plus the amount his actual characters age.
But if you're in your 30s bad news anonm

welcome to south park

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Who left the note?

Cartman?
Wendy?
Ike?
Sheila?
PC Principal?
Mysterion?

That episode like all others up til go fund yourself is self contained
They have call backs whenever they feel like, when it serves a purpose. Csuse they can pick and choose. The continuitys main purpose to have over arching story and theme within a season. So if they reference an old episode "turd sandwich and giant douche" its just cause they wanna and they know it doesn't matter, it won't conflict with the story they re telling in a meaningful way so it's cool

In this world i see that totally happening

Trump doesn't have enough of an educated stance on any of those topics. Why would you seriously believe Trump knows anything about education,educating a working class or healthcare?

The closest comparison we have is Trump University which is commonly touted as a scam.

>globalism is bad meme

Thats pretty good

Yo are you guys stupid or something? Vulvas are beautiful.

when was that?

>Cartman's fatass on shipping art trying to be cute
Hilarious.

globalism=jew

Follow That Egg, season 9.

Not like that, you little smart ass!

Globalism the way it's done currently is bad.
Trump doesn't have any clue how to fix that.
Clinton if elected will exasperate the problem and make it work for her crony buddies, she's a drone with no freewill.

>Wendy selfies
assuming you're referring to The Hobbit there, that's a callback I'd be in favor of

What is that swedish sports person thing a parody of?

hey Tripfag! No one cares about your Autism!

Was this merely all a masterstroke of cartman just to get laid, or at least confirm girls dont have balls?

My money is on Mysterion since this season is just 1 big ad for the new south park game, also it explains why Kenny was getting zero screen time since he was to busy finding out who skankhunt42 was

>Globalism the way it's done currently is bad.
Works pretty fine for me

Just watched this one last wednesday.
Her and romperstomper are amongst the greatest one episode characters ever.
Although
I did and still do like Animaniacs

Cartman already knows girls don't have balls. They learned that in Marjorine.

honestly I'd prefer it if this wasn't part of some master scheme of Cartman's, indeed it'd be nice if we avoided the "Mastermind Eric" bit as much as possible this season, as it's a pretty tired one

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

This

pre season 19 south park is not canon

or something

go back to facebook pal

>dat vagiiiina
Hmmm....

tell that to /r9k/

Maybe do what he did and get off the internet, guy.

How many people ITT have seen what a real vagina looks like?

Requesting someone make a gif with the caption get rid of all the child porn.
Also very looney tunes esc

Ironically, I hook up via social media all the time. Since I spend so much time online anyways, I socialize better on social media than irl and today I'm getting laid more than ever.

It's the entire republican platform, not just Trump. Do you seriously believe that Hillary Clinton is writing every piece of policy herself, or that she's qualified to talk about education either?

And the thing about scam universities is that there are stances in the policy itself to deal with them. If they hand out a degree that doesn't lead to employment they're forced to help pay back the debt.

are you a chinese business man?

That's what strip clubs are for.

I'm not into kids

but she does have a good personality

Really need to rephrase this question user. I can go pictures of real vaginas on the interwebs right now.

The better question is how many ITT have seen a vagina in person? That wasn't theirs.

american actually
I could hire 20 workers in a 3rd world country for the price of 1 and the best part is that they never complain

depends on whether or not we count porn(not to mention disregarding any seen that belong to relatives or were seen as part of a job or education)

>Im not into kids but
kek

I've seen a lot of pictures of vaginas. But I've never seen one in real life, up close.

Maybe someday, if I ask nicely, a girl will let me peek at hers. Maybe she'll even let me touch it. Just maybe.

That or he owns a call center.

People love to point out the fact that Trump products are made abroad but he was owning up to that from the very beginning in interviews. His entire stance back then was essentially that businessmen are cheating people out of their money, and he did the same thing, but since he knows exactly how they cheat he knows how to stop the cheating.

Weather or not he WILL is another argument entirely, but in terms of which candidate makes the problem worse he's the least bad.

Like 10 years ago.
Internet money.

>I'm not into kids
That's what people say who are into kids.

Uuuuh
How old are you

20

yeah but murican workers would be fucked and even you eventually (if you are small enough)

walked right into that one.

Ike's computer!! SHHIIIEEET!!

Ok that's not TOO bad but you're really over the deadline for normal sex life, you gotta get on okcupid and other various hook up sites/sexy chat places , if you have a fetish get on fetlife
It forsnt matter if you feel stupid, judt dedicate at LEAST an hour a day to chatting with girls. Either sending messages, trying to get matches, or chatting. It doesn't matter hiw much you fail, or have have failed in the past. It's about going and not stopping from now on

>but since he knows exactly how they cheat he knows how to stop the cheating.

Everyone knows you dummie no one does shit because they have the hope to someday be like that

>You wanna go somewhere? I'll follow you
What a sweet episode this is turning out to be

No usually when Im into kids I go oh an ahh and you dirty slut like most people when they fuck.

He meant these.

I fapped too

Not that user but why do people care so much about losing muh virginity?

inb4 biology

>no, but I want to, dad

poor ike

>do you want me to show you?
post yfw

>yeah but murican workers would be fucked
Dont care, those faggots are a whiny bunch and with the labor laws that screw you over im happy theyll get fucked
>even you eventually (if you are small enough)(if you are small enough)
not a problem

because it proves that you can

I hate how this is going to be posted for two weeks. Even if no one replies.

Oh. I could've lost muh virginity to some roastie and uni but I declined.

I guess I just don't get the normie meme.

soon enough you'll be stomped by Mr. wong who hires 100 kids for the price of one enjoy your globalism

I have when i was 7, my neighbor who was 3 years older than me wanted to experiment

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How did a 19th century robber baron get access to the internet?

Anyways, if that's the case then I'll have no remorse for you when us workers riot and kill you and your entire greedy family.

POST MORE ART

You are a moron everything is canon.
With the exception of pic related

Unless you bribe a official in the country you are having buisness with to screw mr. wong over while having enough black mail against him so that he will not screw you over

I mean what do you think the worldwide government pedo ring was

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WHAT IF CARTMAN GOES BACK TO BEING AN ASSHOLE BUT HE TAKES HEIDI WITH HIM AND SHE BECOMES AN ASSHOLE TOO

>How did a 19th century robber baron get access to the internet?
too much free time and i hate golf

>american actually
not a chance against foreign businessmen

Gay

>implying cartman won't get cucked by token just like stan

Personally, I was obsessed with girls in high school but only fucked three girls in HS and thought myself super nervous and lame. I always wished I was a lady killer and it was a huge source of pain for me. If you really think you dont care about pussy or being able to have sexual/romantic relationships just for the sake of raising the quality of your life, that's on you. I'm just trying to help anyone who might be like me

Just be glad he gets one vote and none of his workers do.

Sounds like a very underage thing to believe in.

if I was any good at photoshop I'd edit that pic to match her photoshopped appearance I'll admit I'd actually be interested in that, happy villain couples are the best

>People getting upset over cartman
>not Jimmy actually going all the way with a full grown adult

>If you really think you dont care about pussy or being able to have sexual/romantic relationships just for the sake of raising the quality of your life

The problem is that love doesn't exist. People will simply abuse and walk all over you and just want to mutually use you for something.

Relationships aren't worth opening yourself up to be shat all over by some roastie whore.

That's exactly what mr. wong is doing right now against you financing Clinton AND Trump

Jesus Cred Forums really are autistic virgins :( sad

I've had enough encounters with with foreign businessmen to know the game and the best part is that most of the time we dont screw with each other since we mostly focus our screwing on the workers
pssst H1b visa and the promise their family can come over to
that and california id laws

Whores don't count.

Heidi will be the main villain or something.
Cartman getting something nice for once doesn't seem right.

its cartman and a pure little girl though

Wendy is such a qt when she isn't pissed off about something
Post the other ones

I just want cartman and heidi to be together. They were so cute this episode

>implying you cant be in cahoots with mr. wong and trump and clinton and still not make a profit out of it
come on user how do you think the rich got mega rich? protip its not competing against each other since thats just a capitalist meme

>calls some autistic
>only answer to le sex meme is because all the normies are doing it

Wow, you've sure enlightened me their buddy boy.

>Having sex
>meme

Whatever you asexual faggot.

>GET IN THERE GET IN THERE

This is one of the cutest things I've ever read on Cred Forums.

Because it's fucking Cartman user. Absolutely disgusting incarnate.

I'm sorry no one outside of high school thinks about virginity all the time. Once you leave high school you'll soon realize that no one really gives a shit but yourself.

>projecting

I'm not asexual she was just unattractive. I have a sex drive I'm just not gonna waste my time with roastie whores who crave chad cock.

I really want to like it but this arc does nothing for me. I really hoped it would be a trilogy and it would be done by now. Last season had a theme but every episode save the last three at least had a different topic and story, this season is still not done after three episodes with the same story. It's boring.

Like I said, if you don't wanna get laid and charm bitches, that's you. Hope you have a good life

I'm 25

>that projection

I can relate user, in fact I agree with you almost completely. You've got to remember two things:Just because your love life is shit doesn't mean everyone elses' is. Also, no one cares.

>roastie

I'm not hip to what the kids are saying today. What's that supposed to imply?

Oh, well at least your civil about it. I hope you have a good life too user

In actuality I'm sexually and emotionally repressed and can't find anyone to connect to. Sad really but at least I can fap

K bub.
Let me know how waiting for the right one goes for ya.
I took that route too.
Lost my vcard at 22 when i no longer cared who i lost it too.
She was average but amazing in bed and she knew how to give a mean blowjob.
Point im trying to get is there was at least 5 girls i knew i coulda fucked. Some even it being a one night stand because muh morals.
Looking back i shoulda smashed all of them cause 1 of them were drop dead gorgeous.
(She liked to speedball but thats what models do)

No, that's how gigantic mega rich became our gods that own our future. Every other business man is an ant they can easily crush. Even you and Mr. Wong

It's not just you user. I'm not enjoying this one ether. I liked the last season though.

I don't see the point. Just get a flesh light and you don't have to deal with someone draining your money every 5 seconds.

Stan will probably end up like more melancholic Randy

Up on South Park Studios with 6 views. I feel kind of special.

Thanks but I'm probably too big of a shy sperglord for any of those hookup sites. I'm content with just fapping to my doujin collection and occasionally entertaining the idea that by some miracle I'll eventually have sex with something.

> Every other business man is an ant they can easily crush
Unless of course you make it so that it would be not in their best interest to crush you and thats where marrying into a well prestige family, connections, insider info and trading and a little bit of blackmail helps you

>something

Buy a female great dane. Treat it like a queen.

Actually they hate liberals as well, even more so because of hypocrisy. Parker feels pretty much like Stan and with this election it's exactly like in this episode, everyone is just confused.

You never know, I mean you could get lucky. Some girls will give spergs a chance.

I understand that this is a designated ship. The cynic in me wants to hate it because of that, but that line was so good that I can't help but root for Heiman.

Sadly, this is Cartman we're talking about. No way this is lasting the entire season and afterward I fully expect it to never be referenced again ever. Cartman just doesn't need a Wendy long term.

But I'm prepared to stick with this ship even as it's doomed to sink. 2qt

My friend works at South Park studios
He said member berries were going to be from mint berry crunches world and the war on their planet will be dragged to South Park causing fractured but whole

Can't arguee with that but some people doesn't seem to get it and fuck with the big boys.

And to continue my point, I'm not saying you should lose your v card because people care. I think you should lose it because you care. If you care. I cared a lot and i have a high sex drive, but I was once a very self conscious person who wished I knew anything about girls. Fuck off, ive made my case. You guys are the ones of the offensive like I pressed your miserable little virgin button

>Some girls will give spergs a chance.

You can ask my "ex" how that turns out. Course she dumped me to go back to her "true love" who is an even bigger sperg than me.

People are strange.

Go on okcupid. Go on plenty of fish. Tinder if you want extra credit. Dedicate a lot of time to it. You may very well feel like you're fucking up. Doesn't matter, it's about experience. Dont stop . Before ling this whole problem you have will be an era of the past. You'll feel confident and you'll enjoy it.

so does this mean we can have girlfriends in the fractured but whole and also have them show their vagina to douchebag?

>Heiman

Quick, Cred Forums, who is best girl?

No I mean I can't connect to anyone at all. Maybe I'm asexual in some regard but I do have a sex drive I just can't sexually relate to anyone or maybe I'm just defensive at the though of being emotionally connected to someone.

not bad

C R E E K
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Funny i didnt pay her a dollar.
We paid for our own shit. Hell she bought me shit.
Thats the goal to find the girl that wants to do everything for you.
Plus idk what a fleshlight feels like but warm wet tight pussy and a sloppy deep throat blowjob if i die during either of these ill be ok.

Dont you want a girl to worship your cock.
Hell my cock is 5 and a half inches and its gotten the job done right.

Marjorine

why does heidi wear that hat

yer mom

>Some girls will give spergs a chance.
I'm a literal sperg, though.

Timmy can't be held down to one bitch, too much pussy to slay.

I said girl not trap

Actually their relationship would be what ends the gender war.

Her head is cold.

Have you tried stalking raping and murder?
Could be up your alley.
Not my cup of tea but maybe then you'll be able to establish a connection with someone.

No one cared who she was until she put on the hat.

Traps are superior.

Kek. I'm fine thanks user.

hard to say, they're all pretty cute(except maybe Lisa Berger without photoshop)

They know god damn it. We're getting some Tweek and Craig soon.

The two week break is so they can collect more yaoi

4 U

Livin' a lie.

I know all the excuses, all the reasons. All the self defeatist attitude and lack of confidence.

A muscle is weak becsuse it is never used. Begin to try, do what I did, fucking devote yourself to hitting on or otherwise talking to girls online. After a year, it all started to come together and i began to have some kind of feeling of confidence. One year after that, the difference is huge man
What have you got to lose? Its really better than never knowing?

Wait TWO WEEK BREAK WHAT?

I want to poke Heidi's puffy vulva.

Are you thoufh?

Holy shit it's getting real /r9k/ in here.

I've had the oppertunity to have sex I just never took it up.

I just heard it in the threads. One or two weeks or something.

Forgetting a teacher fucked ike numerous times?
Inb4
>Niceeeee

AAAAAA WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE TOGETHER

>We're getting more creek

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>love doesn't exist
All those other neurochemical cocktails and expressions thereof, though? Completely legit.

So the next time you know someone has interest in you act out on it man.
I passed up on 5 girls because they werent vcard worthy then i was like fuck it thats a gokd standard anyway had a month fling with her learned how to fuck have been with three others

You just said it, love doesn't exist. It's just neurochemical cocktails.

I'm 18, almost 19 and I haven't seen one. I've seen them in underwear when girls accidentally fall or something? I saw my sister naked when I was little if that counts.

Technically he is right. It's all just chemically done and you could assosiate those with anyone.

Love only exists in the biological sense. You just want someone to latch onto.

Something about everyone being so obsessed with the good parts of the past that they think everything in the present is shit and that is why they ended up with a turd sandwich and douchebag as their choices.

>notes

Wait, what? Do they mean the break up thing? Butters didn't get one ethier so why didn't they list him.

Why did they do so little with the whole mass break-up? It didn't affect anything at all except for Stan being sad and looking at pictures. They made such a big deal out of it last episode but even all the other guys are just worried about Cartman retaliating or the police finding out.

How does this count as an Easter Egg? we also didn't see any of the ginger kids, ugly kids, vampire kids or goth kids get notes either.

Building it up for something bigger, we're not even half way through the season yet.

>Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

They better be. This arc is very boring so far.

Well uh except we've looked into people's brains and shit and we've seen that it's all neurons and chemicals

>psuedointellectual drivel

Nice argument.

This. PC principal did mention that there was a gender war.

>yfw

I'm ashamed for you both.

I forgot about that, that's when everyone in school paired up and why the boys cried so hard since that's their social media pics.

The investigation into Cartman's social murder is more pressing. The possibility of getting in trouble supersedes the girl drama right now. They can't deal with the girls and Skankhunt from Juvie.

That's another thing, they cannot reconcile with the girls until they deal with the troll. Cartman was their only lead as far as we know, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're hunting him next episode.

And of course Stan would be the one crying the most. He's a huge drama queen.

>heidi stays with cartman for the next how many seasons
>cartman regresses (or reveals it was an act this season w/e they do) to his normal self
>remains pussy whipped to heidi though so she basically has final say when he starts doing dumb shit
>wendy and bebe give heidi constant shit and she's also shown to be a little off her rocker too

i just want this to happen because it adds a bigger layer to the girls besides "wendy and occasionally bebe if we need a sidekick to wendy" and the idea of cartman coming up with some big fucking plan with the boys only for heidi to say "no we were supposed to go buy shoes today" and cartman start whining sounds pretty funny

She better not be a Lesley 2.0

Should Cartman let Heidi give him the succ

That sounds awful. But who knows what they're going to do.

>no Leslie

How quickly we forget last year's waifu once a new girl enters the stage.

Fuck, her whole "happiness" shtick would be perfect for this year, too.

find out in not one week BUT TWO 2!!! WEEKS

Can't be. Heidi's been a background character since like, season 3 or 4.

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Worse.

Heidi is a succubus.

I wouldn't be surprised if they fugged, south park has had Ike fug a teacher so I could see some underage getting it out behind the scenes.

Well she sounds like an ad, so plain and generically nice with Cartman.

>Last years waifu
For like 3 people.

>I saw my sister naked when I was little if that counts.
It does, congrats bro. Your in the club.

Honestly you can't apply logic to love or attachment. There is no way to be Emotional and logical, they don't mesh at all. You choose either to have an illogical relationship that is ruled by emotion, but gives you a strong sense of fulfilment, and you hold onto those moments for as long as you can. or remain cold, logical, and just maybe you'll find someone just as distant from the human condition as you are and you have a strange awkward relationship where neither of you relish the other's emotions and you both use each other for your own ends.

>waifu

Yeah if you're a pedo fuck

because all of the characters listed are gay

eh I made that chart like a day or two after The Hobbit, and was pretty much only meant to have all the "regular" girls at the school, so it was before her time

Wouldn't even be the first time underage girls having sex was bandied about.

Skylar tried to fuck Shelley, and several of the girls made sex tapes in the Stupid Spoiled Whore episode.

if they made kyman canon too the fangirls wouldn't be able to contain it.

It's either going to get completely demolished because Cartman is a faggot or be this weird love/hate thing that only gets pulled up once in a blue moon.
Cartman has a fucking ruse. Butters has it right. I feel like it's going to be scorched earth just to 1 up Gerald.

Heidi might be spared.

Yay! \o/
Well to be fair she is 5 years older but we were still little kids. I remember her asking me how it felt to have a penis. Then when I was older I wanted to have a chat with her so I peaked through her room and saw her changing for a brief second.
I think that's all I remember but I feel that doesn't count. It's like saying I've kissed a girl but it was your mom, it doesn't really count.

so after this episode who is gonna preorder the fractured but whole?

This episode pretty much shot that shit.

Have they made of blm yet or is cartman's shirt the farthest they're gonna go?

I'll get it used after a price drop, not new.

black laughs matter

They did a Zimmerman episode if that counts but it was pretty weak

I like the idea of cartman getting a perm girlfriend but I cant see that keeping away from status quo

he walks around with a token lives matter shirt, makes fun of women and female comedy and 'black laughs matter' all done in a nearly satirical way where you can't tell if he means it or is just doing deadpan.

its best they've done with comedy in a long time.

The girl's protest of the national anthem was a direct reference. Along with Cartman's shirt and him joking about it a few times. Nothing too overt like a race war, and they've covered the police and their bias against minorities several times. Most recently I think was Barbrady shooting Token.

I WANT TO SEE HEIDI TURNER'S VAGINA

If we can romance the boys, I'll pre-order 50 copies.

but user, they poop from there.

Seen several.
The pinker the prettier.

They can go further in the game than tv show right?

that'll be mad. But people would think I'm gay if they watched me play it.

You get what you put in. People who assert that any emotionally driven goal is invalidated because it can reduced to a "simple" biological action aren't rational stoics, because shitposting on Cred Forums is narcissistic as hell. Everything about this argument can be applied to general happiness or existential angst or anything else you feel beyond the urges to eat, sleep, and crap. It's damning one aspect while elevating the others and pretending they don't share a root cause.

Kek i get it

>timmy
To busy kicking it with the crips and running his own taxi business probably.

If I can get a threeway with Tweek and Craig I'll preorder 6 gorgillion copies.

This, obviously

Only if it's with a male PC. Then i'll be right there too.

OOOH MEMBER MAKE LOVE NOT WARCRAFT?

you can play as a girl so i assume you could get one of the boys to be your boyfriend
remember they are all single now

Maybe if the girl superheroes are sufficiently sexy

Give me your honest opinions about the season so far.

I thought ep 1 was decent, ep 2 sucked, and now ep 3 was great.

It really caught me off guard when they said "suicide" and I thought "oh they're doing this fucking joke again."

I like that they're starting to do continuity and melodrama in recent episodes. It's a nice change. I'm sure some people just want the old south park but I find it enjoyable and I'm pretty sure we were already getting to the point where south park was getting stale despite the occasional gem from seasons 14-18.

>Pain doesn't exist. It's just neorochemical cocktails
Go shove your hand in a blender

But can you play a boy and get one of the boys as your boyfriend? Specifically Butters.

Needs to be with two boys.

If you can only date the boys as a girl I'd need that info before I make an account. The girls aren't that interesting.

Not at that moment they wont be.

I liked 2 and 3, 1 was just okay. 3 is best so far.

since when does a scientific explanation for pain mean it's not real?

I thought 1 was decent, same with 2, and 3 was shit.

Things didnt get really good last season though until about half-way or one third of the way in though in my opinion, so it could shape up.

If there is dating I assume you could date anyone as anyone. It's easier than any unfunny restrictions

it's a meme, you dip

they're contrasting the fake drama bullshit people do over the internet and their lives on the internet with how the internet can drive people to do stupid things like kill themselves.

That is why they created the contrast. The only difference is user's would be lulzing for great victory if they managed to drive a bitch to kill herself like that as Cred Forums frequently did for many years.

Gerald is thinking about real life shit like being linked to cause of her death and his lawyer side is kicking in and going zero day on that ass.

Do people actually ship south park characters?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I think it's that a lot of people aren't fucked with drama in exchange for real pussy. it doesn't surprise me that much. i've never stayed in a relationship and have only messed around with girls, still never gotten laid. BJ's, hand stuff, getting her off, nipple play, finger play, oral, all that stuff. i've turned a girl down because i was a nervous fuckwit because my dick is small and doesn't work half the time because i'm anxious as fuck.

i'd wager much like myself and howard stern, many anons here are the same way. small-dick motherfuckers.

DUN JUDGE ME!

Just ate some pussy yesterday.

I think the theme of this season is gonna be about people taking things on the internet way to seriously and getting way to involved with social media.

They literally dedicated an entire episode to shipping, you blind bat.

No media exists that is safe from shippers

At least one if the themes if the season will be about hiw social media and internet connection blows things out if proportion and gives us information overload. In reality, when you're just concerned about your immediate worked life is much better and people can be extremists without knowing it in this day and age

If they go that direction, they'll need some sort of straight man at some point. They sorta exhausted their options but they could just bring back the 'Reality' character or something similar.

They did an episode on it you dumb normie cunt.

It's cartman

Yeah, an episode making fun of mouth breathing faggots like you.

It didn't though. Boysu rabu is purest form of rabu.

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>I didnt watch the episode, i dont watch this show, i'm just here to be retarded
Awesome, thanks user.

shipping is fun as long as you don't take it too seriously

How close was the real debate to the one in the show?

They were pretty much nothing at all alike.

America isn't doing too well in case you haven't noticed.

Eh, doubt it.

remember this? Remember when Cartman was honest about breaking the egg?

Member?

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I think its too make her standout this season, due to incorporating her into the plot. Without it, she looks pretty generic.

>douche voter detected

People like you are the reason Trump is going to be the next president. Enjoy your cronyism and globalism because when Trump wins you will sent to the wall.

let me be the first to say this - there are not that many white, blond people in denmark. not in one location, atleast.

The night beckons, and now my watch begins.

Are you saying trump doesn't outsource?

i don't have a small dick.....but i am fat

This user is a liar, and he CANNOT be trusted

Is there any porn yet?

Anyone know what the troll thing with Denmark was? I was totally in the dark about what that was referencing, if there was one going on.

I've seen both of my sisters and my moms, so yeah, I have.

Not in a sexy way, just skinny-dipping a few years back.

>being open with your family
disgusting

Denmark mythology and folklore prominently features trolls.

>skinny dipping with family

Ew

I don't get what the problem is. Where I love people go to the sauna together all the time and nudity isn't the most horrifying thing imaginable.

the point is that in Scandinavian folklore/mythos or whatever you want to call it, there are a lot of Actual trolls, not internet bullshit. there are different trolls, some friendlier than others, and there are several ways of defeating/tricking the different types.

Oh I didn't realise you're finnish, that's ok then.

to be fair, underage boobs are not as big a problem as underage vaginas. You see sometimes very young girls on the beach being naked at the top, but still wear a swimsuit on the bottom.

I saw my parents do it like 3 times accidently walking in. I saw my mom naked when I was browsing through a usb file (they were medical photos sent to the doctor).

what's the problem? there's no sexual tension between any of us and we've been plenty open about both talking and whatnot about sexual stuff since we were kids.

then again, I'm not from burgerland, so it's probably different from what you do anyway.

>incest is good!

Fuck off creep

who do you guys think is the one who knows about Gerald being the troll

>HURR DURR TRUMP IS A DUMBASS AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
Do people still find this funny after the hundredth time they said it?

>mfw cartman profited even from this, because in doing no work and relying on her working regardless, he piggybacked an A grade

Cartman confirmed the based manipulator

Kenny/Mysterion

So her name is Call Girl right?

has kenny been in this season?

>talking with your family about sex is incest
>skinny-dipping in a lake with your family is incest
you need to be 18 or older to be on this site, user.

>implying people are joking

yea

Just backgrounds.

The fact that he took no part in destroying cartman's electronics is why I believe this.

Yes.

>make an episode begging for r34
>there still wont be

he's such a prop character he goes unnoticed easily..

>exchanging sex tips with your family isnt incestuous
>having naked bath orgies with your family isn't incestuous

It's Cartman.

Nobody fucking cares you chucklefucks. just shut up already.

I'm there with you, i could see it being kenny. i was thinking about it earlier tonight just trying to ponder who would make sense for them to use, and now that you mention kenny i could totally see trey using kenny for that spot. but who knows

Ah, I see. You're retarded. I should've noticed earlier.

at no point is bathing naked in a lake with family an "Orgy." then again, you're underaged, so any nudity you see, you probably think they want to have sex.

Holy shit, so flustered and defensive. Stay mad tho. I find it hilarious.

>he thinks I'm mad
nah, just tired from just waking up. But I got better things to do.

Have a good day, faggot.

I'm Cartman and I wanna self-insert, fag.

It's still Cartman you fat sack of shit.

>Hoooly shiiit

Fuck off, you jew.
Cartman's not fucking fat.

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.

Cartman get out, you shouldnt even be able to get on here.

He's using one of the school computers.

That's not how it's supposed to work in the show. Apparently your phone or physical possessions that get you online are your accounts.

You don't need an account for Cred Forums.

>he doesn't have a Cred Forums gold account

I guess your means of being online at all makes more sense. That's pretty much how it works anyway.

>next episode opens with Cartman and Heidi naked in bed together

>memberberries are blue balls

this niggas on to something

Depends on where you live desu

this fucking season is amazing
just watched 2nd and 3rd episode, BLUE FUCKING BALLED untill next week.

cant wait for the fucking game too, truely the saviors we dont deserve ;_;

Jeez calm down, it's not that great.

But apparently there's no episode next week. They're on some break for some reason.

>>About the only thing they didn't do was the bit with the catapult at the end
How are you so sure

southpark is currently one of the best entertainment TV and games has to offer. its all subjective but sales and rating will speak their own truth.

>no episode next week

wiki and imdb show nothing?

>southpark is currently one of the best entertainment TV and games has to offer
Okay TV i can probably give you, i'm not all that experience on all that TV has to offer but games? They themselves said everything the license was used for was shit until the Stick of Truth and that's really all they have to show for the gaming side of things. And sales and ratings wise it was pretty good but not exceptional or noteworthy.

As for the no episode next week that's just something i heard in the past couple threads. I dont know if it's true, havent seen any source on it.

i see, thanks.

maybe speed it up too? It would be awesome

I bet kennys gonna meet gerald without his hood and gerald not gonna know who the fuck he is

The only one who really cares about his girlfriend is Stan.

I actually didn't see that coming.

Where is kenny? I forgot

>implying talking about sex is incest
and the dumbass is found
>incest in Cred Forums = Loud House Fan
found another Chris Hanson

Wish the member berries got a bit more exposure but good episode overall

I don't like it either but at this point it's a
>where do you think you are
thing. You're inevitably going to see this shite on Cred Forums, no matter the show really

To be fair, Tweek/Craig and this lass in the last episode with Cartman are sort of established in teh show themselves, so at least they're not just making up characters being together and shit