>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men
Martian Manhunter
Kayden Morales
Adam Brown
um EXCUSE ME Martian Manhunter is straaight he has a wife an deverything so i ould appreciate you not dsaying such gay things about my FAVORITE superhero THANK YOu
Evan Cruz
Name didn't sound quite as gay back when they invented the character.
Joseph Foster
He's a gay alien?
A Gaylien???
Samuel Baker
>Deadpool
>is not dead
>rarely if ever seen in a pool
Tyler Martinez
>Batman
>is not a bat
>barely a man
David Scott
Too late, J'onn wants the Aquadick.
Isaiah Hill
>Metal Men
>Are metal
>Are not men, just robots
Dylan Robinson
It gets even worse
>Wade Wilson
>Doesn't will a son
>Not in pools
>So doesn't wade.
Get your shit together Marvel.
Brandon Ross
>Black Panther
>Isn't a racist
Connor Baker
>his dad's name isn't even Will
Carson Hernandez
The Black Panthers are the ones who are ripping off his name. They are not even Wakandans, much less nobles.
Cameron Young
>dumb hate symbol poster
Jace Johnson
>he doesn't like based jaffas
Fuck off.
Carson Adams
>I'M GONNA HUNTS ME SOME MANS
Liam Clark
>Bill Wilson
Lucas Murphy
Goold
Evan Ross
Peter parker
> doesn't even have a driver's license so he can't park
> where's skin tight Spandex and you still can't see his Peter
Christopher Nelson
gayyy lmao
Evan Johnson
More like Martian Manhumper
Nolan Evans
No, no, he's called that because he parks his peter in all the ladies. Bitches love Spider-Man.
Levi Rogers
>Goa'uld
>Claim to be gods
>Actually are
Fucking Tau'ri, am I right?
Caleb Gonzalez
Candle Jack
His name isnt Jack
and he isnt
Grayson Morales
As far as non-indicative capeshit names go, you can't get much worse than pic related
Blake Peterson
>also named Will Wilson
Christian Watson
What counts as gay for an alien shapeshifter living among humans?
Christian Moore
Klaw is his real name.
Carter Long
Has there ever been a Green Lantern who's literally a green lantern?
Kayden Price
...
Nathan Jones
What was that comic in which J'onn shape-shifted into a female martian? Like, it was just him but with tits. I think it was JLI, but I am not quite sure.
Easton Anderson
I know but given how superhero comics work, you'd expect a guy with a name like Klaw to use claws
Julian Wood
>Daredevil
>isn't a daredevil
Samuel Robinson
But he is a daredevil
But he's not a devil, just a guy
Xavier Taylor
To be fair, he was completely insane at the time.
However, if it weren't for Mera, I would ship it. StarFish
Cameron Phillips
Don't worry, soon he will be killed off and replaced with the All-New, All Different Klaw, a native Wakandan woman upset with the native government.
Charles Anderson
>translated from arabic
Where's her burkini?
Jonathan Reyes
What about a threesome.
Daniel Kelly
I'll take it.