Wonder Woman has just come out as a huge dyke. So now she needs a girlfriend. Who would you choose to date Wonder Woman?

Is every girl in DC a lesbian now? Not that I'm complaining.

>Wonder Woman has just come out as a huge dyke.

No, she was always living on an all-female Greek island called "Paradise island".

Whatever gets them the ratings they need

I dunno, it seems nice. 2 powerful and warrior female character with a heart or gold and really sweet with their loved ones seems like a nice combo for a pairing

They have a lot in common, it's what I'm saying

Post those westboo fan arts with movie Harley Quinn and movie Wonder Woman. You all know which ones i'm talking about.

Powergirl

Just so can my dick can explode out of happiness

Batwoman was always a lesbian

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Now we're talking.

Well all the Greek ones, obviously.

She was only a dyke because she didn't know of the wonders of cock yet. She didn't even know what a cock was.

Nope

Justice turns her on.

If you mean Kate Kane yes. Batwoman however was not always gay. The original was created with the original Batgirl to make Batman and Robin seem less gay by having love interests.

She still doesn't know what a real cock looks like. The only man she has been with since the reboot is Superman, and well...

Fuck off. She's already taken

This is an edit? right?

Sorry, but Poison Ivy stand no chance against Wonder Woman. It looks like Ivy will end up cucked once again.

Nope. Back then DC wanted to destroy the notion that masturbation doesn't exist in the DCU and also wanted to diversify the characters

Of course it's an edit

>Wonder Woman said by official source to be bisexual
>again
Excuse me, but how is this news? It was fairly obvious in the first place, so official confirmation(And this is like, what, the third time?)seems almost redundant.

There is no justice in this world. None.

>has just come out as a huge dyke
she has always been bisexual

Introduce Eve Trevor from Earth 11.

Casuals still don't know, user.

>people of the same gender just can't be best friends anymore
I don't like this trend.

can Ruckka fuck off

how does he have final say?

>dyke
queer does not mean gay

>bisexual

Can I just have one pure carpet-muncher? Please?

>implying it's Rucka having a final say
Wondy being bisexual is old news you casual newfag.

>Implying Wondy is woman enough to handle the clown

Bring back Zola.

Preferably Athena infused Zola.

Isn't that Batwoman?

can you fuck off

how do you know nothing?

Wonder Woman dating Batwoman is problematic because it comes off looking like that she's with Kate just because to get at Bruce in some way.

The same goes if she's dating either Power Girl or Supergirl, because of her thing with Superman.

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I have conflicting evidence

This

Wonder Woman and Ivy are too good for Harley. Any canon lesbian momment with Harley Quinn is a lie, she will always run back to Joker. There is a reason she is mentally insane, and not some quirky qt girlfriend.

Fucking get in there, Kate.

I can't tell, the internet has left my jaded; are you attempting to use "problematic" unironically?

>Wonder Woman and Ivy are too good for Harley. Any canon lesbian momment with Harley Quinn is a lie, she will always run back to Joker. There is
>a reason she is mentally insane, and not some quirky qt girlfriend.

Fuck you too

Kate's nipples should be pink. She's too pale for them to be that dark.

Aleka.

Yes. why? What's the problem?

Her dating Batwoman, Power Girl or Supergirl would just perpetuate the idea that Wonder Woman is crazy about Batman and Superman to the point of obsession. Supergirl is even worse, because of the age thing.

Kate, pls.

Perfect.

apparently themyscera just has no concept of "sexuality" beyond "sex is pretty great", as they are all women so couldnt even form a an idea of "heterosexuality" or "homosexuality"

there are no other options so its all just the same to them

basically, they are all Bi

Fair enough, but the arc was still a good read.

The oil comes after the wrestling, Kate.

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I ship it.

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I have one question about being a lesbian. How do you score in Roller Derby?

Can somebody post the ahegao version of this pic?

Amazons would fuckin' LOVE roller derby.

In fact, if there are any drawfags about, draw some Amazons playing roller derby.

Zatanna Zatara

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Thank you

I don't think Amazons have had any experience on roller blades. They'd be more comfortable on horseback.

Death of the Endless.

>huge dyke
She's a switch-hitter like all Amazons, you casual.

Eh, they'd get the hang of it pretty quick.

If they could get used to riding kangaroos, they can master roller blades.

Also, thread could use more thirsty blacksmith gal-pal Io.

Stargirl

>Rucka gets fired from DC
Yes, please.

*Batwoman
*Scandal Savage
*Renee Montoya
*Basically every woman featured heavily in the Batwoman series.

Sounds promising. I'll have to check it out. Thanks, user.

>tfw senpai will never notice her

>tfw Senpai notices everyone else

Mera. Realistically, Io, Artemis, or Cheetah I guess.

>Diana has tapped nearly every chick on the isle
>except for Io
Now that's just mean, Greg. Let the poor gal get a little some. Goddamn.

Came here to post this.

>apparently themyscera just has no concept of "sexuality" beyond "sex is pretty great", as they are all women so couldnt even form a an idea of "heterosexuality" or "homosexuality"

Isn't their patron Goddess Athena the eternal virgin?

Anyone got the original?

It's downright irresponsible is what it is. Io must be one bad day away from going full Pygmalion and building a living metal Diana RealDoll that will eventually go crazy and try to kill everyone.

"virgin"

Who swore to never be with a man and spent her days in the forest surrounded by female attendants.

Keep in mind, to the ancient Greeks, if there was no penetration, it wasn't sex.

Artemis

>Wonder Woman has just come out as a huge dyke
She's always been bi tho, do you really think the amazons didn't make huge carpet licking orgies?

Wait, correction. I'm thinking of Artemis/Diana. Athena...you might be right there.

I've been wanting Io to win the WonderBowl for a while now.

Also, I need more of Diana in casual clothes.
The skirt she wore in Trinity about killed me.

That was Artemis who had plenty of male hunting companions. They just happened to die when she thought they were coming on to her. Besides they weren't "virgins". If they were going to be "virgins" neither of them would have bothered getting big daddy Zeus to give them the divine blessing of eternal virginity.

Io for WonderBowl. Or at least for, like, WonderFriendlySundayGame.

Yeah, sorry. Getting my virgin goddesses mixed up.

>Dyke
>Is bisexual.

Pick one Stupid OP.

>Also, I need more of Diana in casual clothes.
How's this?

Greco-Roman sculpture does this to me too

>if there was no penetration, it wasn't sex.
Well yeah. No one was having oral sex back then because peoples junk were all gross and mutual masturbation was just totally noninvasive thing friends do together.

What the fuck? I mean... what?

breeders cant into queer slang, user. this is common knowledge.

Rucka trying to get diversity points by telling people that Wonder Woman likes chicks too.

Which we already knew.

Is it really that hard just to call her bi? Why do gays constantly get pandered to but not bisexuals?

Sauce?

Because both gays and heteros hate bis for spreading disease between the two groups and for being flaky sluts in general.

Secret Six, but that arc is terrible beyond my capacity to describe.

>that pic
Wew lad

The world's lack of WW/Artemis porn and fanfiction has always hurt me.

Is this the issue where WW and Zatanna make out?

Looking for something fun to read. What are the best Wonder woman runs with a Lesbo feel, implied or explicit?

>implying gays and straights can't be disease spreading sluts

hahahahahahaha, whooooo, good man, m8.

>Inb4 we get a few months/a year of blatant pandering with Wondie maybe smooching another girl before this detail is forgotten and never really used for anything again

tfw Zatanna knew Babs was going to get shot by the Joker and did nothing.

>between the two groups

I hate you, because I know you're right.

I have your correct answer. Super-strong ultra-feminist part-time Suicide Squad member (as "Duchess") with a BDSM costume. Lashina's Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Barda and Poison Ivy rolled into one.

Let's get these two dating yesterday.

Superman' and Jonah Hex's sloppy seconds.

I would watch the thing you just literally described.

Cassandra Cain purely because it makes my dick erect.

Well. I mean. I can't fault your taste.

I miss the days when I could imagine Bruce caring enough about Cassandra to get her stronger and stronger metahumans for sparing partners and to introduce her to members of the hero community.

Yes. And she's back. Wild card, three way with her Yestin and Exiritos. Or Nubia.

She had an ass! I was very surprised and happy to see someone remembered that.

I'd like to see her cuck Superman, so Lois Lane.

Dunno about Exoristos because of the timeline, but Nubia/Io could totally have happened at some point.

So they are ancient Greeks?

>I don't like this trend.
Libtards will try to force it any way they can.

Someone post the edit of that pic.

Hey, I think I extended this picture and put it on rule34 a while back.

This desu senpai. It took me forever to notice WW in this cover i dont know why.

>the very best
>but female
Mothra.

Diana isn't a low test faggot like you though

I would also say Cheetah, even in the face of an overwhelming amount of "lick the pussy" jokes.

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have always been gay for each other since the show.

How long HAS Io been waiting to even be entered into Wonderbowl? It seems like she's been stuck in the friendzone doldrums for fucking ever.

>"Aha Wonder Woman! This death-ray will target those you love most!"
>"It has targeted the one named 'Io'!"
>Senpai noticed me?
>"Not Io, she is the closest of my friends and I love her like a sister!"
>[ronery intensifies]

Is kissing other girls even fun?
Asking for a friend.

Nah, guys are way better.

>come out
Been that way for decades. They're just playing it up now to get attention from the kids.

Hell yes it is

Kate and montoya?
are you fucking retarded?

>minister asks legit questions about Amazon society
>answered respectfully and without undue shaming or whatnot
I enjoyed how even-handed and civil this issue was. Perez knew how to handle this stuff. I miss when subtlety was a thing.

Also, redheaded Lois used to be a thing for a bit. Weird.

>mfw Starfire and Raven will remain the only two girls in DC who are non-gay
There is no god.

Best thing in the world.

Bekka. Orion/WW is my 2nd choice for her in general, so I'd still want her with a New God.

>*Scandal Savage
Now there is a huge dyke. Doesn't get enough mention.

Etta Candy.

Wait, what's your first?

Well-written Steve Trevor.

Well, that's a hard one.

She has been paired with Superman for so long that i don't even know if Steve is ever regarded as her love interest anymore.

A good Steve Trevor is pretty much Steve Rogers.

I'd love a Marvel/DC crossover where instead of crashing in the Arctic, Steve Rogers washes up on Themyscira

I've tried both and guys are better

Oh wow, I'd love to see that

>They'd think all men are like him in at least some aspects

Hilarious

>best of the best
>aqauman
I wonder who could be behind this post

We all know that Wonder Woman's true love is Aquaman, but that nothing can comes out of it because Aquaman is already married to be best DCU female character there is: Mera.

I wouldn't know ._.

>I don't like this trend.
It's among other things whats killing comics. Progressive agendas just gotta be pushed.

"To murder Superman in his fortress."

She's not a lesbian you retards. She's bisexual, which has been implicitly clear for the past 15 to 20 years.

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>Knockout
Didn't she want to /ss/ Conner when he was in Hawaii?

>Wonder Woman goes with Etta to a rodeo
>spends most of the event disappointed because the cowgirls and cowboys weren't minotaurs she could fight

As the Greeks say, "C'est la vie."

Jesus Christ do the writers care about how much of a massive attention seeking cunt they're making Diana look like by doing this?

CHEETAH

Just think about all the hatesex

is there really any other character she has such an extensive homoerotic relationship with?

Cheetah already acts like an ex-girlfriend with a grudge at her.

>Wonder Woman has just come out as a huge dyke.
What, just now?

Her mom.

Wonder Woman having sex with Power Girl would probably register on the Richter Scale.

My dick.

Omnisexual.
Slept with Deadshot and mentioned having regular after battle orgies on Apokolips.

What the fuck is dyke? WW is dick-lusting bi for decades. You can be straight, gay/lesbian, or bi. That's all. Other shit is mental problems.

Excuse me, but my love for inanimate objects is very real. Everything possesses a soul, you are just ignorant of this.

Dyke means lesbian, you choad.

I've said it before, the best WW matchup would be with:

1) a non-meta
2) "of this world", a regular person, no alien or dimension-hopper or somesuch. grounded.
3) physically petite in comparison, preferably, to play up Diana's physique
4) worldly, knowledgeable to contrast to Diana's remaining naivete

It doesn't leave a large pool of existing characters to draw from. Maybe someone like Maggie Sawyer, the SWAT-like Metropolis Special Crimes Unit cop who handles meta incidents if Supes happens to not be around. The sort of jaded personality that would bounce nicely off of Diana's tendency towards pollyanna-ness.

And IIRC Maggie has been shown as batting for the other team in Batwoman?

Zatanna.

It starts with WW asking Zatanna's opinion on the local yagemnrut, and it kinda snowballs from there.

>The sort of jaded personality that would bounce nicely off of Diana's tendency towards pollyanna-ness.

Well seeing as that almost happened, sure

I knew that sounded familiar.

why? so you can be rejected and left alone like the loser you are?

I fucking love how Old Testement this bitch is

10/10 would hench

Look here you faggot, you can spell it Rucka if you're a normal person, Cucka if you're from Cred Forums or Ruckkka if you're an SJW. Did you get tendonAIDS from fapping or something?

>dogfucker.cbr

Me with a wig on.

Superman needs to give the DC Universe an ethics lesson. Is he the only good guy left?

Doesn't this imply that being gay is entirely by choice on the island then? This plot provokes more questions than it answers. Also it doesn't need to be the best of the best, but it could be.

>all this focus on WW's sexuality

If there are no lesbian orgies in the movie, DC has really dropped the ball.

Source?

Brave and the Bold ( 2007 ) #33

DC has danced around the issue for decades and will continue to do so for the rest of Wondy's existence.

They won't do something as controversial as having their biggest female character get in a same sex relationship.
Hell, they wouldn't let Kate Kane get married to another woman and it's not like anybody outside of the comic book community gives half of a flying fuck about Batwoman.

But

Justice rains from above

>Character is in circumstances where fans speculate it's possible, sometimes even likely, they are at least bi-curious
>"Yeah, probably," comic fans shrug, and go about their business thinking little more of it
>One of the writers actually confirms said character is bisexual
>"SO SHE'S SUDDENLY A LESBIAN NOW?" Cred Forums asks, sitting up in alarm. "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"

Why do you keep doing this?

Bisexuals don't exist, silly.

Cred Forums is one person

That's not very nice

Stephanie Trevor. All-American pilot that breaks the hearts of lesbian gorillas everywhere.

Cheetah.

>yfw DC make a left field, low budget semi-sequel to their Murderverse starring these two and it turns out to be classic goofy fun.

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Oh, Etta...

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>Diana x Etta

Yes. God yes.

>Cheetah already acts like an ex-girlfriend with a grudge at her.

Silver Swan.

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Not fucking Wonder Woman, can we have a fucking good straight female character please?

Pussy pirates, try and leave some for the rest of us huh?

If you can be straight and not having sex at all, why do you think it's impossible for bisexuals to not fuck everyone they meet?

Because they get boners from both men and women user. BOTH MEN AND WOMEN! FREAKS!

>all this dykery
>all this fat-loving dykery
Cred Forums, I am disappoint. At most, ww should be technically bi, since she comes from amazon island and all, but clearly lusting after a man, Steve mostly.

I mean, she's way too muh-stronk-independent-wimmen anyway, having her cockfree too is over the top.

because you don't get progressive-points for making a strong woman character, if she likes pleasing men.

I'm down

Whoever it is, pray they don't have a neck.

.. I should really get good at drawing women.

so etta then

No...too soft imo

Fun fact. Montoya used to be straight and wanted kids but Rucka's lesbian fetish demanded that Montoya be 100% lesbian.

But it have us one of the best moments of 52

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>Superman's college ex

Or Superman turns women into lesbians after sex, like Randall from Clerks.

Fun fact: every character Rucka writes is a lesbian, even the male ones

When did this go down? I mean, when did this get announced in NotNu52?

>why do you think it's impossible for bisexuals to not fuck everyone they meet?
Wouldn't that make you more of a misanthrope?

>Rucka the Cucka
I'm staying off of tumblr for... ever, i'm staying off of tumblr forever.

Squirrel Girl. The new ugly one.

I don't want to complain about celery welfare and bovine hormones with you.

Yep, every single one. Except, you know, the vast majority of them.

Casuals are so fucking dumb.

This whole board is a bunch of heterosexuals who applaud when something is anything but heterosexual. It's fascinating.

I'm surprised 'cuckposting' isn't a bigger thing on here, though maybe that's because it hits closer to home than it does on other boards.

It wasn't "announced".

There was an interview with Rucka where he stated that Wonder Woman is probably plenty into lesbo action, and explained that she's NOT lesbian, because she grew up on an island where the idea of men being something to have sex with did not even exist.

He also rightfully pointed out that EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THIS AND IT HAS BEEN VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED FOR AT LEAST 30 YEARS. This is not DC saying "she's bi now!" it's just Rucka making a completely factual statement.

Seriously you have a tribe of women who were severely emotionally damaged by men living together in literal paradise for thousands of years, you think they're not gonna bang each other at least a little? And you think Diana would be any different considering this is the society she grew up in and has never known anything else until she was already a grown woman?

How fucking dumb do you have to be to not have already known this?

Why are you so threatened?

>There was an interview with Rucka
Oh

>How fucking dumb do you have to be to not have already known this?
Well OP lead me to believe that it was announced that she was a lesbian, why don't you calm down you assmad homolusting shithead.

this is great...

>he's not into hot girl-on-girl action
I can see why you wouldn't count yourself amongst us heterosexuals.

>severely emotionally damaged by men
Weren't some born there and have never even seen a man? It's women or nothing.

Not anymore because Rucka retconned it

Why are those the best matchups?

You're all fucking retarded, they're still going to pair her up with Steve. They've got the green light to do whatever they want now.

Rucka just dodged tumblr asspain (which is important now for some reason) by saying she didn't leave because her romantic heart was awoken by a guy, she left because of whatever the fuck.

She still loves dick though.

>Rucka just dodged tumblr asspain (which is important now for some reason) by saying she didn't leave because her romantic heart was awoken by a guy, she left because of whatever the fuck.

That's retarded. Ever since post-Crisis she didn't leave the Island just because she fell in love with Steve, and even in the New 52 she already wanted to leave the Island before Steve crashed (see Secret Origins).

If anything Rucka is the one to bring back the the focus on the romance between Steve and Diana.

Also, the asspain will be much bigger considering that now it's """confirmed""" but she will not hook up with a woman anytime soon. It would be like saying Captain and Bucky are gay to please the tumblr crowd but then never make them a couple in the comics.

>ctrl + f "Cheetah"
>7 results
Good. But not good enough.

CUTE

Is she talking about being pet or wearing clothes?

Kate
It is the only answer that doesn't really require making another woman into a lesbian.
Has a nice worlds finest angle.

belly tickling

>not putting Kate back with Renee

Gay is so fucking important. The gay wand strikes again and I can't stop yawning.

>This entire thread

This pleases me.
Never change Cred Forums

>Conner actually drawing
What's this from?

Once you go Superdick, you go dyke.

She's bi you fool

I thought you were being hypothetical when I saw this thread.

Then I realized it's not even a joke anymore, soon every female character will be gay or bisexual. In a few decades they'll come for the men.

Their lips and bodies are softer. If you like that. Girls do that soft but firm thing, whereas guys are usually rough and slightly awkward. However, just because they're a girl doesn't mean they know where the clit is or how to use it.

Yeah. Unfortunately ignoring it hasn't made it go away. It has lead to those shippers being the only ones still buying comics, judging by the pandering

You seem to talk from experience

that's hot

Batwoman

My lust for Black Adam is real

Would you lick that butthole?

No.

bump

Would be neat. She is forgotten character