Speedsters

Across all universes, that being DC, Marvel, Anime, Disney and whatever else, who is the fastest thing alive?

Probably Flash. He's outrun instant teleportation and himself and abstract concepts.

Sonic, That's what his theme song says.

Sonic isn't that fast all things considered.

We've been through this. It's the Flash tied with Droopy.

>tied with Droopy
Wut

Nigga droopy is a fast little doggo

SONIC

HE CAN REALLY MOVE

SONIC

HE'S GOT AN ATTITUDE

SONIC

HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE

Yeah It's Droopy

I'd say anime in general, without having anyone in particular in mind, since they really love having a ton of limited reality warpers and conceptual beings. There is certainly someone whose power is literally "being faster than anyone".
Also I think I read about this character whose power was that when he starts running other people are unable to catch up to him

They also completely the Japanese lack any kind of concept of scale. During their last arc the Saint Seiya characters where able to go through galaxies in seconds

Flash has gone so fast he outruns conceptual things, though. He literally outran death so hard that not only did he not die, he made his fiance un-die.

Going through Galaxies in seconds is child's play.

Max power Flash has no top speed. He's the fastest thing imaginable.
The only thing that can be faster than him are things with some sort of reality or causality manipulation to specifically be faster than something else, but those are situational.

That was just to say that Japanese are nuts with this kind of things
Also the fact that OP just said "the fastest thing" instead of the "fastest speedster" opens the door to all kinds of characters that aren't technically speedsters, but have powers that could make them faster than them. Just to make a couple of examples:
>Umineko's Featherine can easily be faster than the Flash, because her power is that she's the one that is writing the story so she can easily create some bullshit, Deus ex Machina-y way to be faster
>Elder God Demonbane aka "Cred Forums's favorite Infinite Sword +1 character whose power is the completely bullshit "bring from any existing or non-existing universe a version of himself that is able to win the fight"

Omnipresence is not speed.

There are a point A and a point B, and he exist in temporal succession in all the points of a line drawn between them
I'd say that's speed

>power levels faggotry
Why can't you morons just talk about your favorite speedsters? Why must you immediately dismiss any character who isn't operating on constant god mode? Fucking casuals.

actually it's lack of speed, since you're not moving.

God.

>who is the fastest thing alive?
not the fastest thing alive, but the heart of gold becomes temorarily omnipresent once the infinite improbabilty drive is activated.

see

Though by no means the fastest, if we were considering a superpower race, the green baby from JoJo part 6 is worth mentioning. His power is basically zeno's paradox, as a threat approaches him it halves in size for each half of the distance it traverses, until it vanishes from existence upon arriving at the green baby. Or yknow, dying from insects or a getting caught by the wind before that.

Though green baby would only win a race if he had a headstart, or was being chased.

A girl when she finds out you're into this shit.

You in bed

mean

Godspeed

Wouldn't people who travel to the past technically be the fastest?
Anyway probably the Heart of Gold from H2G2.

>Power is faster than anyone
Speed of Sound Sonic. And he's not the fastest in his universe. Same for Burter in DBZ.

>They also completely the Japanese lack any kind of concept of scale. During their last arc the Saint Seiya characters where able to go through galaxies in seconds

I'm pretty sure they were using the hyperspace. The cosmos is a pretty usefull BS thing, but all visual representations look like hyperspace instead of really moving on normal space.

>doggo
You need to go, dog

Whoever is written with the most amount of bullshit.