Why is she so perfect?

>rape
But Francine consented.
This episode proves women being mindless slaves to men is the best, hypno Hayley was waifu tier.

What's wrong with having a little lifetime momento of the hottest night of your night?

In a completely different style where they give her big tits an ass, and small nipples yea.
>Does anyone have any areola pink? I only brought two tubes

Just a shame about that crazy

Anyone got the uncensored one?

Having consensual sex doesn't undo previous rape.

>Nah, it's canon. To its specific timeline.

>Oh, you didn't know? Every episode is its own specific universe/timeline. Just like The Simpsons, Family Guy, and King of the Hill.

Don't get me started friendo

>implying that's a bad thing

Way too clean looking.

>the Rapture episode

American Dad does the best Christmas episodes.

"We're Mormons; we were born dead."

her mother is better

The crazy is the best part.

I adore this pic

I don't spill my seed in or on hippy whores.

then post better art of her.

because she's drawn by someone who isn't copying the terrible fucking """""art""""" of the show she's from.

>Having consent doesnt undo rape
>This is what women really believe

Its best we go the islamic rape and ignore any rape claim by a woman unless its obvious violence was involved, being imprisoned for some whore who go drunk of her own accord shouldnt be possible. If you didnt want rape you wouldnt get drunk you stupid bitch.

The hippy part is just an act

>"BRING IN THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL!"
>They roll in a crappy court tv

youtube.com/watch?v=EkIS5cQJuhY#t=15s

Steve >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hayley >> Who cares lmao

This

Although I am finding a new appreciation for Hayley

Post art of both

y'all need to step the fuck back

>Remove]
Islamic rape is any rape claim a woman makes means she's guilty of adultery and should be executed or flogged unless several men witnessed the act and are willing to corroborate her story.

actually, "Islamic" would suggest the woman being executed for being raped

yeah, I think this should be made into a law in America

so she's also a hypocrite
even worse

lets not turn a funny cartoon thread into a debate on the pros and cons of sharia law

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It's an act to piss off her dad

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>Is he dead?
>Next time I'm doing the dance competition.

>perfect
Because in that one particular picture she was drawn that way. And maybe another time in that wedding episode and the other one where she gets into a prettiest girl contest with her mother for Rodger to exploit

Please keep in mind she is a hippie.
Hippies do not:
Bathe regularly
Wash their cloths regularly
Shave

There are many instances of both Stan and Francine being unhappy with how she treats herself, and instances of her headband smelling like bong water wrapped in sitting in the sun all day hippie protest sweat. And two, ever seen a pair of feet untaken care of that are always in sandals? Holy tap dancing shit some of them are stained blood red from the deep crusting callus' cracks. And lets not forget about Jeff's unwashed smelly uncut smegma herpies infected dick entering that hairyass fish hole all the time.

Yeah sure I can understand you playing Fallout New Vegas or Fallout 4, maybe even Skyrim with a "dirty skin" mod for a few hours and kinda getting horny and the idea of an unwashed filthy everything might turn you on, but all that does not have the smell or the crusting dirt between your fingers feel to it.

Francine said it best in that family therapy episode where Rodger goes to Iraq to clean out toilets, Hippies are not sexy.

And one last thing I am going to put in from my college days, days old pot on clothing has this odor that is revolting.

She also has the worst nipples apparently.

yes ,and costs real money.

haley isnt really a hippie

she just really likes pot

Post that shit, son.

Bump

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Why is Seth such a cunt to his sister?

Patreon shilling should be illegal

Yeah no, rachael macfarlane, the character you voice is a dirty filthy hippie

>patreon artist

>seth
Is that Freudian?
Maybe one of the writers has unresolved sibling issues.

The entire Smith family is fucking each other really.

shut up and post video game hippy

this episode was hot in a really weird way

The phrase you're looking for us negative continuity

This is actually Steve's cell from the episode where Haley and Steve team-up to sell fake-ids.

the girl is a bit distracting, I agree

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Oh it's canonical alright.
Whether or not that makes Hayley the spawn of Nathan Fillion is debatable. But that shit all happened.
Roger made Ecstasy.
That one guy went on to invent a lot of salads.
And Steve was drugged by Patrick Nagel and painted with a tiger.
Technically that last part was in a DIFFERENT time travel episode but also canon.
God American Dad has great time travel episodes.

>Disgusting hippies
>perfect

I guarantee you she'd have roast beef curtain labia

what episode is that again?

She's cool.

Haylias

"Haylias".

>Literally perfect in almost every way
>But also a feminist

Yes, yes, you can't bang a cunt that thinks it's an actual person - we've all read your newsletter, Roosh.

>feminist
Not the bad kind but also she's more of an eco activist

SJW detected.

But user, I'm not a Sam Jackson Wannabe.

You found a Tumblrite on Cred Forums, that's like finding a needle in a needle warehouse

>filthy dirty hippie slut
>surprised is a feminist

>not the bad kind
>her shtick is being almost as bad as her dad but liberal flavored

The hell would you be doing in a needle warehouse?

most feminists I've encountered are super uptight bitches. one of them smokes weed, but that's pretty much the only hippe-esque quality she has. Other than that she's very "my way or the highway" like, which doesn't come off very hippie to me. I imagine hippies being chill and laid back and not giving a shit what other people think or believe in.
Right?

Looking for needles.

>most feminists I've encountered are super uptight bitches

Hey, your sister wasn't that big of a bitch.

...oh super UPtight. My mistake.

looking for needle, durr

Why would you be looking for needles?

It's funny because I don't have a blood relative sister, but my half sister is actually a total bitch and pretty much everyone in our family avoids her.

>my half sister is actually a total bitch

So she's only half the bitch your mother is, gotcha.

to darn my socks

Noice, user.

...darn your socks?

DAMN THIS NEWFANGLED DRUG LINGO!

You never know

what else would you do in a needle warehouse?

I dunno. Look for hay?

>perfect
>riddled with herpes

>riddled with herpes

Fifty bucks.

~half of all American woman have herpes

reminder she isn't stand's biological daughter she is a result of a one night stand with a guy francine only standfags are in denial.
francine is total whore get over it.

SKADI COSPLAY!

Half [or more] of EVERYONE has herpes.

Someone needs to draw hypno slave Hayley and Francine.

>look it up
>3.7 billion people worldwide
>worldwide
Now I'm curious as to what that actually means because the way it's worded implies it's some uniform spread where 1 in 2 folks anywhere has it but is that really the case?

Underrated post.

Herpes isn't just BUMPS ON YO DICK.

Cold sores are herpes. You can also have herpes and be asymptomatic at any time.

It's probably not evenly spread.
Even taking into account, it's definitely higher in third world countries and shit.

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If she's so perfect then why is she married to Jeff?

American Dad has the best character names

I like how over the course of the show it's been driven home that, one day, a switch will flip in Hayley and she'll basically turn into Stan. She's one bad trip away from being raven-haired Phyllis Schlafly.

Over 90% of them are just Roger's Personas, but yes. They are awesome.

Ayy, it's my boy Mr. Henslowe. One of my favorite movies.

Here's Hayley when she's Francine's age. Boner killer..

All she has to do is lose the sandals and dye her hair yellow.

I agree 100%. AD does the best special episodes. The Christmas episodes. The time travel ones. The rapture episode is one of my all time favorites

its like these shows are made by hacks without an ounce of creativity left in them or something

at least its still better than Family Guy or the Cleveland Show

It's strange how much worse Francine looks in Hayley's clothes.

I half expect Hayley to turn into a complete fatass as she gets older and her youthful genes stop helping her through her slovenly lifestyle.

>almost as bad
>liberal flavored
>not worse.

To sew a puppet.

References?

I'm gonna need sauce here

because it's not drawn in the terrible Family Guy art style that only poorfags without cable tug their dicks at?

what does cable have to do with it?

lol her vagina/taint/ass area look so off

I dunno, what does Deadpool have to do with it STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS

Ricky Spanish...

I would fuck the shit out of that Haylee.

Its because its a TBS episode.
They always look like shit compared to peak Fox seasons.

Best persona.

Haley is voiced by Seth McFarlanes sister Rachael.

>you and another user will never double team a stoned Hayley in a sun-baked porta-john at a Rusted Root concert

I've had enough experiences in porta potties at music festivals.
I'm good.

she was hotter when she got fat at the embassy

Because she's being drawn deliberately off model with better proportions and coloring.

A challenger appears!

did this actually show up or is this an edit?

Strange how I didn't realize I wanted this until now