Gravity Falls

I'm in the same boat. I always ignored the threads since I wasn't watching it and they seemed to be full of shitposting. I finally started watching it a few days ago and just finished the lifeguard episode. The comedy and knowing that shit gets good later helps me get past it. I also kind of spoiled myself a tiny bit.
>mfw the last frame of every OP and all of the triangle shit in the background

>ITT: "only child's" complaining

First season is so-so, first half of the season 2 is god tier and the finale is meh.

Don't watch the Between the pines special until right before the last episode. Spoilers are in it

You will thank me later

>Implying I give a shit about my bitch sister

I'd still be beating the shit out of her for her smart ass remarks if I couldn't actually get arrested for that, now

You don't have a sister, do ya? god forbid all the poor souls who are cursed by having an older sister

Dipper deserved better.

A lot better.

Maybe when you get to Roadside Attraction, skip it. It will only upset you.

OP here. I have two sisters. I love both of them and appreciate them. But if they were the ONLY good thing in my entire life, I would be extremely depressed.

The one episode that everyone agrees is the worst episode of the series.

Right, as someone with a fraternal twin sister I can say this whole show is entirely accurate when it comes to displaying how sisters with no fucking ambition act. They don't see the brother as another person but as an extension of themselves, and this might sound heartwarming at first until you realize that means that they assume the other twin will do what they want 100% of the time. It will baffle them when you don't want to watch a certain show or have interests in something they don't have any desire for.

Throughout middle school my sister would constantly force me into things that I didn't want to do or else she'd cry to mom, and for some reason my mom always assumed my sister was a fucking lonely fuck. She had like fifteen friends and the entire goddamn band room most of the time. I hated music, I wanted to focus on playing basketball and airbrushing.

Just like Mabel would purposely screw things up when it looked like Dipper wasn't going to be with her forever, my sister did the same. I remember one week where I just completely stood my ground when my sister wanted to go watch a local emo band at the courthouse basement, I said no and that I would be airbrushing some models that week. Two days later I find out my hose is punctured and the tip of my needle is bent. When I called her out on it she just said she was lonely and sad and missed me.

My favorite and saddest moment is when I got the letter to go mentor for some autoshop guys who were really fucking good at airbrushing while also taking classes at the community college around there. Sister cried for days, begging me and then threatening to kill herself if I left.

I fucking left anyways because I needed to do something on my own for once. She hasn't talked to me in five years because of that.

Sounds more like your sister has mental issues.

We don't want to here your life story nor do we care

What if told you about the time I caught her and mom lezzing out?

That's a whole lot of text I'm not going to read

Even though a lot of the show skewed towards Mabel, Dipper was pretty unrealistic about his own wants a lot of the time too.

Don't tease Cred Forums like that, mate.

Tell us more, user

please please please please please

also, same girl who said please x 5 will give you a

tl;dr:
Twin sibling has mental problems, sabotages brother whenever he does something meaningful in life

>Season 2 is better
i cannot harm you from the internet; all i can hope is that someone in real life harms you for unrelated reasons

If I didn't know any better I would assume you were summarizing the first season of Oreimo.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello?

Sister Hate thread?

When me and my sister went to a summer program as kids, she got her GBA stolen (even though we weren't allowed to take them out of the house), and since she was a model student, I was forced to share my GBA with her until next year, when she got an GBA SP for her birthday, and Ruby and Sapphire. I couldn't get either because she already had them.

Should have given her the dick.

shut up, no one cares

GF would be 100% better with incest, Oreimo 100% better w/o it.

>She had the entire goddamn band room most of the time

Your home had a "band room"?

Also:
>They don't see the brother as another person but as an extension of themselves, and this might sound heartwarming at first until you realize that means that they assume the other twin will do what they want 100% of the time. It will baffle them when you don't want to watch a certain show or have interests in something they don't have any desire for.

As someone in a similar one year apart sibling relationship, I can confirm this happens [spoiling] but from the needy sister end, on my part.[/spoiler]

Obviously I lied. That stuff doesn't happen in real life.

make it up, how'd your sis seduced yer mom?

That's literally the whole series in a nutshell desu

>autism

You can't just say something like that and then not deliver, even if it's not true. Make up a story.

It actually gets worse

if the mable business pisses you off, drop it now.

>it's this thread again

ikr, is there any good pincest porn??
Not that twinpines thing

I actually have a twin sister and she's far from the spoiled entitled cunt shit Mable is. She'd move the earth for me because she knows Id do the same.

any sex play?

I have a twin sister

Once she stopped BITING ME she stopped being a bitch

I choose to interpret this as
>she was only a bitch when she was really young

So essentially, Dipper and Mabel are going to have the same falling out both you and your sister, and Ford and Stan had inevitably.

Makes me feel better about the shows shitty ending.

having siblings only makes this worse because you know its fucking bullshit, its like Alex has some pseudo cuck fetish he kept projecting on the twins by constantly fucking with Dipper while expecting us to side with Mabel because "lol comic relief"

Essentially, yeah. Mable needs to learn to let go and the two need to be able to part on good terms not because of built up resentment.

Not him, but pic related is the closest I've come, if you're into that sort of thing.

I want to BELIEVE!

Yeah no. According to Hirsch, wanting to expand your horizons is a bad thing. Learn to stay in your place and don't break the status quo.

listen to the manlet jew, it's he ultimate red pill
know yer place

I've had that happen with my brother, but we're both guys so it was just funny instead. No idea why they make pajamas with dick-holes, it's easier to pull them down a little to pee.

>Season 1 is mostly filler but it ends on a strong cliffhanger.
>Season 2 is mostly plot

fucking plotfags I swear to god

the best part of GF is the humor

All of those are about a crush that was never going to lead to anything.

It wouldn't be a problem if it was strictly about him and moving on from his crush. The majority of the time it's just him giving it up because Mabel is a selfish bitch. Mabel never had to give up anything for Dipper, even THE SHOW ITSELF pointed that out.

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And the best one. No not porn but.

>wants to win Wendy a stuffed animal
>has to intentionally give her a black eye and watch her start dating someone else because otherwise Mabel will waste away out of angst over not winning a pig

You know, I just realized something.

Why the FUCK wasn't yelling Wendy to duck or pushing her out of harm's way an option? Hell, the latter would've earned him a few points from her.

It might have affected the timeline and caused Mabel not to win her carnival game.

I doubt that would've been the case.

After the first time, I would have just asked her out before throwing the ball. Then if she said yes, the black eye would be very unlikely to change that so I'd just win her the stuffed animal, and if she said no, I'd say "no big deal" and give her the ball to throw and then coach her so she wouldn't end up with the black eye and Robbie would arrive to see us having fun together.

but unlike those its not intentional tho

season 2 is less of that but after not what he seems it gets a huuuuge drop and those episodes you get annoyed look great in comparison

I think the "band room" was during the time of high school.

It's a good show, Season 2 gets better. Just don't fall for the hype.

that only make it better

Requesting this with Dipper in his tighty-whities.

Speak for youself you shit-burglar. I DO CARE!